Photo Album

PHOTO ALBUM by bawdypen

I offered to help Eugene clear his den for the remodeling he was ready to begin. He accepted graciously. About two hours later I was boxing up the contents of his bookcase when a photo fell out of a thick album. Placing the portfolio on top of the stack, I bent over and picked up the stray. Automatically turning it over (who can resist looking at a photo in hand?), my mouth fell open in shock. Taken at least 30 years earlier, it showed a man squatting on a kitchen table, a woman leaning across the table sucking the huge cock between his legs. But the mind-blower was another man with his face pressed to the fellow's bottom--taking into his mouth a big turd the guy was shitting out!

"HOLY FUCK!!" I gasped. "I hope this isn't your Family Album!"

Eugene looked over my shoulder and laughed. "Sure, that's my Aunt Ellen, Uncle Fred on top, and my dad taking up the rear."

"You've got to be shitting me!"

"No. Uncle Fred's doing the shitting." After letting me stare in bewilderment awhile, he finally chuckled. "That's a rare collection I sort of inherited. Older friend of mine passed away a few years ago. Guess I was the only one he trusted with it. His family only knows I was left the safe desposit key. You think that's wild, the whole album's full of scenes like that. If you don't have a weak stomach, take a gander. Time for a break, anyway. I'll get us a couple of beers."

Sitting on a box, I slowly opened the cover and quickly scanned several pages. It was incredible. Groups of sequential stills with a predominance of individual scenes...all revolving around one subject: shitting! They seemed to include all ages, from different parts of the world over several decades. After stuffing the loose one in the back, I settled in to peruse the unbelievable shots. Most had a year or approximate decade on the back. Not so much that such things take place, but I was amazed that these people allowed themselves to be photographed in the act! Proud as shit, you might say. Not giving a shit might be more like it, if it wasn't so contradictory.

The first picture itself convinced me I wouldn't be more shocked further on. Four boys around 10 or 11 were out in the woods with their pants down. One of them was backed over the face of a large, naked black man with a monstrous erection. The boy was shitting in the Negro's mouth while his laughing pals sprayed streams of piss in his face! The piss was running off his body onto the black man. It's companion shot would have been outrageous on its own, but was tame compared to the first one. The four boys, all naked, were sprawled in such a way they could each lick the man's enormous stiff prick. Most disturb- ing, in a way, were their totally believable expressions of joy! I should have been disgusted, but just thinking of those lads sucking off that huge black cock with absolute pleasure made my prick spring up rigid! Forgive me, Father, but I wanted to watch those boys blow me over and over.

Eugene walked in and handed me a beer. "Unique, hunh?"

"Jezzus! It's so inconceivable. I want to cringe, or barf, but my pecker's banging the underside of the album!"

"Heh. I know what you mean. Listen, I'll leave you to it for a while. I'm going to the hardware store for a few things."

"Uh, okay."

An old photo from perhaps the 20's seemed taken in a whorehouse. A rather fat slut was on all fours near the foot of a bed, her big ass widely exposed. A man wearing a mask to hide his identity--as many dirty pictures of the time had--was kneeling on the floor with his face up there, catching in his mouth the big turd the woman was shitting for him. Picture two, he was sucking it. Picture three, the whore was on her back with the man shitting on her face.

A much more recent color photo shows, from the back, the very nice looking bottom of a man shitting on the floor. Then the rather handsome, youngish man has his face in the turds--a long tongue dragging across one of them. And a third, where he's sitting Indian style--a huge erection in one hand, the other holding the turd his lips are most fondly wrapped around! I had to wonder if such a person allowed himself to be photo- graphed performing such an act, was he also too squeamish to lick turds other than his own? Curious, if so.

The passenger window of an expensive 30's touring car has a man's naked ass hanging out, shitting a long turd. A fully- dressed uniformed chauffeur is leaning over, licking along the turd. A very stiff prick is protruding from his fly. A very well-dressed middle-aged woman is crouched before him, sucking the cock.

The next series was taken in the forties if the car in the background was current. Two young men lay upon the grass against a huge tree. A young woman is between them. Their pricks are out and they both have the woman's dress pulled up and are fingering her pussy. All three have happy grins for the camera. Stripped, one man eats her cunt while the other sucks his cock. This is then reversed. The girl sucks both their cocks, in turn, while the other man licks her asshole. The men lick each other's assholes while the woman has a finger up her cunt and one up her ass. Finally, legs skyward, the woman shits a big turd while the men are down licking it!

Authentic looking, four soldiers are holding down a sailor who has his pants pulled down. A fifth soldier has his trousers down and is squatting his rump over the sailor's terrified face, taking a shit! Another shot shows the sailor, his face smeared with shit, sitting back against a wall. Two streams of piss are splattering him. He is not happy.

Three shots. A middle-aged man has a youngster's pants down, over his lap, giving him a spanking. The boy, about 15, is crying bloody murder. Next, the lad appears totally naked brandishing a pistol at the frightened man. And finally, the man is laying across the sofa, nude. The boy is over him, 69- style, pressing the pistol against his balls while shitting a turd onto the man's face.

A woman in pigtails, though obviously in her 50s or 60s, is wearing a little girl's chiffon dress which she has pulled up as she squats to shit for the voyeuristic enjoyment of three gentlemen who are masturbating.

In a barn, a man in his mid-20s and another in his 40s are naked except for their boots and hats. They are grinning and jerking each other off while standing behind a horse whose tail is raised and anus is dumping out monstrous piles of shit. They emulate that by climbing and holding onto the stall gate, asses outthrust, simultaneously shitting big turds from their butts.

Another cowboy, possibly from the same group, is squatting in a hayloft, taking a shit. From a haystack nearby an arm is sticking out--the hand caressing the hanging turd.

An extremely ugly man, possibly Arab, holds a turd he's just removed from between his lips. A section has been bitten off as we can plainly see the man's lips and teeth are covered with shit. The blank, unoffended look in his eyes makes it quite obvious he's eating what he's chewing and may very well finish the entire thing. The only thing not apparent is whether another party was responsible for his lovely meal or if he resorts to eating his own shit because he's so repulsive looking.

One man is on all fours over a footstool with another man straddling him leap-frog style. This puts their large bottoms together and their assholes within farting distance. Instead of farting, however, they both have hefty turds sliding from their assholes. Two other men are kneeling there, their faces up close to the double defecation, sniffing, perhaps preparing to lick.

A little smiling boy is sitting on his potty chair with his pants down. A grinning man is kneeling next to him, probably giving encouragement. Next, the boy is absent and the man is sliding his tongue along the little turd he'd obviously fished out of the pot.

From the 50s, two hunky young men are doing nasties. One has a foot on the floor and the other on a bed. The second guy is sitting on the floor with his face resting upon the mat- tress. His mouth is glued to the first guy's asshole, urging him on as he shits a nice turd into his eager mouth!

Taken in a treehouse, four pre-teen boys take turns watching each other shit. Four snapshots, plus one of them all pointing at the pile of turds, holding their noses.

An older, more adventurous, group of young men--possibly a club or frathouse--has a similar escapade. An even dozen, six shit onto six faces then trade places. The collection of photos show mostly pursed lips, but more than a couple of tongues were unable to be curtailed.

A young man is laying in a bathtub. Squirting out of his asshole is a powerful stream as he releases a pent-up enema. He is smiling, obviously enjoying being photographed performing the intimate act for others to see.

A dapper man in a straw hat is squatting near some bushes taking a shit. Behind a nearby tree is a uniformed policeman spying on the unsuspecting gentleman. A large, stiff cock protrudes from his trousers, which he has in hand. Next, the man is being forced to suck his own turd while the officer ravages his asshole with his nightstick. He has the man lick his asshole. The object is seen still firmly imbedded up his rear. He sticks the nightstick into the man's mouth, then his cock to be sucked off.

The door to an outhouse is open, showing a young man crouching on the ledge, his bottom squatting over the hole and a large turd coming from his rectum. He has an obviously staged look of surprise on his face as he holds his cock and balls up for a clear camera view.

An asshole is squirting a powerful stream of apparently clear liquid into a man's eager, open mouth. It could be the last of several enemas or perhaps a huge load of piss that had been deposited up there by the thirsty rogue himself.

Two teenage couples in the 50s are fucking side-by-side on an old couch. The boys are sitting while the girls straddle their pricks--face-to-face so their faces aren't shown. The long pricks up their cunts are barely inserted to emphasize their sizes. The girls both have turds coming from their assholes. A second shot shows the pricks fully imbedded. The boys have their feet propped up on the couch, turds coming from their assholes. A third picture shows a single guy on the couch, holding his knees back. He's taking a shit. He was most likely the photographer. The other four turds can plainly be seen on the floor. A big lark, with nobody wanting to clean up the mess!

A faded tintype from the turn of the century shows two shirtless men on the floor with their faces close together. A young woman is astride their heads, crouching with her frilly dress and petticoats hiked up. She has long white stockings on, but no underwear. You can see her cunt. She is also taking a shit on the men--a long turd hangs from her asshole. She is looking down at their faces; they are looking up expectantly.

The 40s. A fireman wearing only his boots and fireman's hat is halfway down the firehouse pole. He is shitting and smiling. Two more similar shots with other men. Apparently, the firehouse got a little boring.

1. A stable. Five cowboys are standing by a horse, smiling. Laying along the back of a horse is a naked man. His outthrust bare ass is shitting a turd. One of the cowboys is holding a whip. Is the shitting man a fifth cowboy? A dude cocksucker who had the misfortune to pass by? A bunch of Hollywood horse opera extras? Or maybe even the ranch foreman?

A very poor photo of what appears to be a Marine in khaki shirt and cap displaying for the camera his impossibly long cock--easily 13 or 14 inches in length! His expression betrays a casual boredom. No doubt he's quite used to showing it off to admirers and curious straight guys...some who invariably just 'had to' take a feel of it or perhaps even more. A blackened- out area in the corner might have been to cover up someone's face drooling in anticipation! There's no other pictures of him, but there's a detailed description on the back of how the guy who took the photo and his three friends got to play and suck on the incredible tool and took turns trying to take it up the ass. No one achieved more that half of it, and the Marine made the next adventurous queen suck on it after he pulled it from the previous guy's ass, before he could get it up his own tail. Apparently the Marine was straight and got a charge out of making them suck his dirty prick first. Also, by the author's admission, they each were so anxious to get buggered by his cock they slurped up each other's assjuices without much complaint. A "once-in-a-lifetime opportunity" he added with several exclamations points!! Dated 1946, it certainly indicated that size queens were willing, even back then, to subjugate themselves to any humiliation when coming across a true cock-god! I freely admit the picture brought out a strong desire in me to grab ahold of that monster and jack it off!

1. A circus clown in full dress and makeup is laying in the sawdust. Shitting on his face is a naked dwarf. The next has the bearded lady shitting on him. A third, the muscleman, is shitting directly into his mouth. An elephant can be seen in the back-ground, making me wonder if they ran out of film too soon!

A collection of six from the 60s, probably taken by a professional photographer by the obviously fake background drape. Most likely he was alone and used a timed shutter, as some were slightly off center. Three shots of a rather handsome thirtyish blond man naked on a ladder in different poses. In each he is taking a shit. The final three shots are him picking up a turd in a long shot, sticking the turd into his mouth in a medium shot, and a closeup of his mouth full of chewed up shit. With the exception of the closeup, where we can't see, of course, he sports a whopping erection. Obviously, exhibitionism greatly excites him.

No date, but a burly, fat-assed leatherman is astride an old motorcycle. On the reverse side is a notation that the fellow "shits enormous turds, loves to go around with no pants on, and is generally willing to suck any chap over 7" who'll suck him at the same time."

1. By the ornate surroundings and the slutty female garb--what little there is--I suspect the next one was taken in a whorehouse. Three women are kneeling on the edge of a bed with their asses stuck out, shitting. Three naked men are kneeling on the floor behind them, each taking a whore's turd into his mouth. In the second photo, each girl brandishes a cat-o'-nine-tails. Now it seems a masochistic session rather than a lark. The men are on the floor in a circle, connected by the next man's prick in his mouth. They seem none too happy about it and the women whip their asses. The next three shots show the men certainly got their money's worth of humiliation. A natural continuation of the circle idea, each man is taking one of the other men's turd into his mouth. This time around, they seem positively mortified! It's a shame these last ones are too close to tell if they've still got the rigid erections shown earlier.

2. An extensive assemblage of snapshots involves a convincingly dressed doctor and nurse in a make-shift, contrived doctor's office. They study charts, has the patient join them, make him strip, the doctor gives him a finger proctological exam, the nurse has him cough while holding his balls in one hand and his prick in the other, the nurse pulls her skirt up and has the patient eat her pussy, the doctor pulls his prick out and has him suck it. The nurse hikes her skirt up in back and has him lick her asshole. The doctor removes his pants and has the patient lick his asshole, too. The patient screws the nurse on the examination table while the doctor fucks him in the ass. He sucks the doctor's prick again--shit smears are all over it.The nurse climbs onto the table above him, and shits into the patient's mouth. The doctor climbs up and also shits a turd into his mouth. The doctor pisses into the mouth of the kneeling patient. On the table with his legs up and spread, the patient masturbates while the doctor is shoving three fingers up his ass. Lastly, the patient pays his bill as the nurse hands him a clear jar containing two fresh stool samples!

A crumpled photo shows two boys taking pisses. One is naked, the other nearly. They're outside a car, possibly by the side of the road. The caption on the back says, "Jeff and I took the next two hot splashes in our mouths! Hot boys willing to feed a couple of thirsty pansies for a ride to Denver. Sweet jism, too!"

The 60's. An all-night diner has only one waitress and one customer. In the back room, she shits upon a dinner plate. She serves it with a parsley garnish. With a knife and fork, he happily consumes it.

1. Simple and to the point, two men in their thirties are in the bathroom. One is on the toilet, taking a shit. The other is kneeling between his raised legs, licking his long hanging turd.

A teenage boy is out by the pool. His legs are doubled back over his head and he's pissing on himself and into his own mouth.

1. Possibly another masochistic adventure, but more likely a case of sadistic abuse. There were only two shots of probably more. Six rough-looking punks are over a naked teen whose wrists are tied behind his back. His back and shoulders look bruised with welts. His head is lowered. The other photo shows one of the punks shitting on his face. Turds surround his head and a couple lay on his chest. Obviously, the other five had already defecated on him. He looks anguished and has no hardon.

Sometime in the 70s. Another possible case of abuse. Two young boys are kneeling behind two men in their thirties or forties. All are nude. The lads are licking the men's hairy assholes. While the men watch and masturbate, the boys shit onto each other's chests. The men lay on the bed, sucking the turds, while the boys blow them.

The last is an umarked closeup of a masculine guy sucking either a turd, a black cock caked with shit, or a white cock absolutely covered with the stuff. I figured it must be a filthy cock because it looks as if there's cum dripping from the fellow's lips.

Eugene would be back soon, I realized. I wanted to jack off quickly and put the album away, but I wasn't quite sure if I should save my boner. I had no idea what he might have on his mind. Surely he'd know I'd be on the rail...GOOD GOD, THE LAST ONE IS HIM!!

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