This is a story specially made by request from some one who enjoys urine more than poo. It also stars you as the main character. Please realize that no offense is meant by having the main character do things you don't think you'd do under similar circumstances. This is obviously pure fiction and is not limited to reality. However, every attempt has been made to make it realistic for your reading pleasure. If you like it, let me know at benwink19@yahoo.com
You've been drinking lots of water for the past hour now in preparation for you're regular routine once you get home from work. You've had a heck of a time keeping out of the bathroom as well as keeping your erection out the way of getting detected. You know your shower is at home calling your name and you can't wait until the end of your shift so you can answer it. You also know that your friend and room mate won't be home when you get there and won't join you until later this evening. This is perfect because it gives you the chance to relax from a hard day's work in the shower by doing what you love most; jacking off in your own yellow water.
Almost before you get to the bathroom at home, your clothes are off. You've been waiting to relieve your bladder for over an hour and you've been waiting to release the cum storage in your balls for an entire 24 hours. Your erection is as firm as ever as you take it in your dominant hand (which isn't necessarily right) and pump it with a firm grip. You're about to release the contents of your bladder when you hear some one (presumably your room mate) come in the bathroom door. You leave your hand on your organ but stop pumping.
"Hey, mind if I hop in with you really quick? I have to be somewhere in like twenty minutes but I wanted to shower up first. I'm all sweaty. You don't mind, do you?" He steps into the shower without waiting for an answer and you have to admit, he does have a nice body.
Your erection stiffens even more in your hand. His back is towards you and suddenly you release your urine without realizing it. It sprays on to the small of his back and drips down the valley formed by his sexy backside. You try to direct the stream away from him when his voice tells you to do otherwise.
"Hey, don't stop. That feels good. Point that dick where ever you want."
You do as he says, still a little unbelieving that he's given you permission to pee on him. I've peed on myself lots of times but I never expected him to like it, you think to yourself as a steady stream of yellow liquids flows over your friend's lower back and between the round mounds of flesh protruding towards your aching erection.
"You like taking as much as you like giving, Chuck? If you do, I've got some for you." He turns around and holds his organ up, aiming it at you like it's his own personal water pistol. In a way, it is but this water has already been filtered.
"Um, I guess so. How much you have to give me?" You feel embarrassed that he seems to know your secret now but your erection is demanding to be satisfied whether you suffer humiliation for it or not.
"I drank a lot of soda today and the stuff just goes right through me. What do you say?"
"Okay, as long as you don't tell anyone."
"Oh, right, who would I tell? I don't talk to anyone other than you. Trust me, your secret's safe with me. So? Where do you want it? Oh....I see. You mind if I get a little bit in your mouth? I'll try not to, of course, but you never know." He notices you falling to your knees in front of him and he suddenly becomes concerned.
"Don't worry, I'll close my mouth. Whenever you're ready." You hear yourself say the words but you can't believe it's happening. You've peed on every part of your body you could reach but you had never been able to pee on your own face, not standing up anyway, and the shower was the best place to do it because of the easy clean up.
"All right but you might want to close your eyes too. Pee has acid in it and I bet it stings like hell if you get it in your eyes."
You nod your head and close your eyes, which are now within a few inches of his suddenly stiff member. Your own organ is about to pop and it nearly does as you feel a warm stream of liquid hit the bridge of your nose and outline your mouth as it makes its way to your chin. It splatters all over your cheeks and eyelids; you can even feel some splatter your lips and you gingerly allow your tongue to escape the confines of your mouth to taste it. When it does, you decide you like it and open your mouth wide to recieve as much as will go in it.
Your friend realizes the opportunity you just gave him and within seconds of letting his urine flow in to you, he places his throbbing organ in to your mouth right after it. You're not expecting that but you take it in gratefully and begin to massage his balls with your hands while you move your head back and forth on the wonderful source of the fountain that was presently making it down your throat. He begins bucking his hips in to your pee-covered face with frenzy, almost choking you with his girth and stiffness.
One of your hands makes it down to your own member which is about to bust if you don't do something about it's release valve quick. Before you have a chance to blow your load, though, your friend deposits a hefty sum of his own cum down your throat.
"Wow, we should do that more often, Chuck. That was amazing. So much better than when my girlfriend does it. Thanks a lot. I owe you one, buddy. What can I do to pay you back?"
You think for a moment and remember that pee is your first love but poo is a close second. If you weren't mistaken, you had felt a tad bit of poo in his hole when your fingers had snuck back there while you were massaging his balls. You also figured that since your friend was suddenly in the mood to pay you back, maybe he wouldn't mind reaching up your poop chute to see if you had wiped as well as you thought you did. Your dick begins to leak precum profusely at the thought and it's all you can do to keep a powerful climax at bay until you do what you want to do with your friend.
"Turn around and bend over. I've been aching to drop my load all day and you're going to be the perfect place to dump it."
Your friend is a little surprised by this turn of events (no pun intended lol) but he does as you tell him. He is instantly pleased that he did when he feels your middle finger probing his forbidden tunnel until it reaches his prostate. He's only a little embarrassed when you pull your finger out and notices that it's brown. He looks at you as if to say, 'Sorry, I should've wiped better' but you only smile as you bring your finger up to your nose and take a deep whiff. You then bring your finger back down to his hole and shove it in again, this time using it as a swab to clean all around his rectum. Your finger comes out a lot messier and you smell it again before bringing it down to your board-stiff organ and smearing the poo all over it. You give your friend another crazy smile as you line up your poo-covered erection to his poo-smeared hole. You notice the remnants of the pee you had deposited it there earlier as you shove yourself in to the hole in
front of you.
Since you were so worked up, though, it only takes a few thrusts before you deposit a nice load of cum inside of your friend. You almost pass out from the pleasure of it. As you lick your lips subconsiously, you notice the taste of urine and it's like the icing on the cake. Or in this case, the icing in the cake, as you've just iced your friend's cake with some lovely frosting. (pun intended lol)
"Next time, we'll switch places. I'll let you do me if you also suck me off. Deal?" You say with a smirk on your face.
"Best deal I've ever been offered." Your friend smiles back at you.
Your friend was late for whatever he had to do but he was well-content with the thought of having you available when his girlfriend wasn't around. You don't really have a girlfriend and you decide that maybe, just maybe, you never will.