The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General Hospital As The World Turns
A new soap opera created by Sum for the kind folks at Nifty
Disclaimer: All this is fake. Fake, fake, fake! I made it ALL up out of my imagination!
Plays dorky theme music
The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General Hospital As The World Turns Theme Song
Oooo The young are in love Oooo Passions of the young and old Oooo And they're restless Oo Oo Oo Guiding the liiiiiight Oooo at General Hospital Ahhhhh As the world turrrrrrrns World turns...
Episode 2
~Scene 1:~
The newly wed Justin Chasez passionately kissed his new husband Joshua Chasez. They sat in the center of a blanket out in the woods with a bottle of wine and a fruit tray. "We were meant to be from the beginning. Two halves once alone and sad, now whole and happy. When I was young, I dreamed of such a love, and I knew that one day... I would be with the man I loved!"
"Yes, me too."
"And Joshua?"
"Yes?"
"Joshua, I want to have your baby."
"Yes, me too, my wonderful darling. Now off to our honeymoon in Bermuda."
"Yes, let's do that."
"Yes."
"Yes."
~Scene 2:~
Lance Bass sighed as he laid in Chris's arms. Pure post-coital bliss surrounded them. He began replaying in his mind the events prior to their marriage...
"Chris, the only way I can ever sleep with you again is if you tell me all your secrets." "NO!" Chris screamed, and began to cry. "Why not?" "Because if I told you my secrets, it could destroy the whole town! So many lives, so much destruction!" Chris sobbed. "LIAR! He's a whore!" Diane Bass screamed at him. "Quiet, mother! Chris, did you sleep with my ex father?" "WHORE! He's a SLUT! I KNOW he is!" "How do you know that, mother?" "I'm having flashbacks! I can remember moaning, and then I see HIS face, and all I remember after that is the divorce I got with your father!" "OH MY GOD!" Chris fell to the ground crying. "YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE! ME OR THAT SLUTTY BOY!" "Mother, don't make me choose! I love you both. Chris, I will marry you as long as you promise not to keep anymore secrets from me." "Yes, Lance. No more secrets. Not anymore." "Good." "Now Lance, could you pass me the sugar? I'd like to finish my tea before this afternoons over." "No, problem." "Whore." Hissed Diane.~~~ Lance smiled and snuggled more into Chris's body. His love. His protector. ~Scene 3:~ "Why, Joey, WHY did you invite Christina Aguilara to the party? You KNOW I hate her!" "Yeah, but she's got a nice rack, and I thought she'd make things interesting for us." "Yes, Mandy. Make things very interesting." Britney Spears said sweetly, rubbing the pistol in her hand. "I see... Who else did you invite?" "That's for us to know, and you to find out!" ~Scene 4:~ Christina Aguilara paced her room, invitation in hand. She checked her watch. 6:30pm. "Should I go to the party? Or shouldn't I? What Would Lance Do?" She flipped open her cell phone and furiously dialed the numbers. "Hel-LO!?" "Lance? What am I going to do? Britney asked me to go to this party! I know she doesn't like me, but maybe she's just trying to turn her life around and be nice." "Do NOT RSVP, sister! I'm calming the cops! I smell a rat!" "NO!" "YES!" "I hate those furry little things!" "I do too! Let me call the cops, and then I'll be right over!" NEXT TIME on Passions of the young and the restless guiding the light at general hospital as the world turns... "Lance, we can't! We mustn't!" "NO, BRITNEY, NO!" "OH MY GOD! Is that taffeta? I LOVE taffeta!"I know. It's bad. And it took me forever to write it. Deal with it. :)
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