Oh My by Funky
This is a work of fiction. Something my foul but innocent mind came up with while I was working at this club I was promoting. It's my first shot at this type of writing cause im a bit of a prude when "expressing" myself in this manner. So be gentle. Not too gentle. I do like things given to me raw. Keep all "Feedback" funky (cuzimsosmooth@gmail.com). I also hope you don't mind that I have it in somewhat script form because it just reads easier and is a bit easier to follow. I hope you enjoy. This is "Oh My"
INT. BLAIR'S CONDO – EVENING
Blair Kingston is sitting in a chair looking right at you. With legs crossed and hands folded she is ready to tell her storyÉ.
Blair
(Voiceover)
Hello everyone. My name is Blair Kingston. I'm here to tell you a little story about something that recently happened to me. Here's a little background on me. I am a 27 year-old Black woman born and bred in Los Angeles, Ca. I am a pretty shy, low-key sista but at the same time I have a confident swag about myself that keeps me with a lot of company. This is L.A. so you've probably guessed that I work in the entertainment business. You're right! I am a club promoter by night and a record promoter at a label by day. This line of work keeps me pretty busy and has recently put a damper in my love life. Like I said, I don't want for company, I just don't have time for it. Until one night that isÉ Let me see if I can paint you a picture of the day I got caught up in the most delicious way. Imagine a plush pimped-out clubÉ.
INT. NIGHTCLUB – NIGHT
Plush nightclub with lots of square footage packed to the brim with people dancing and drinking having a good time. Blair stands against the bar with her partner Jay looking out at the monster they've created. They hold up their drinks to toast.
Jay
We did really well tonight. A toast to another successful night.
Blair
We only comp'd 10 people.
The two clank glasses and take a drink. Jay surveys the crowd
Jay
Ooo Wee! Look at all the possibilities in here
Blair
(Laughs)
Well, it is a lot of potential but I don't see the dime I'm willing to scoop. But you have fun.
Blair
(Voiceover)
Jay walks off to go mac this real fine honey leaving me at the bar. Just as I look up from sipping on my drink, I see the most stunningly beautiful, absolute sexiest woman that I have ever laid my eyes on. For just a second our eyes connect and it's just us in the room. In an instant her friends dragged her down the ramp into the crowd. She was gone. I couldn't just stand around and be upset that I just lost that sexy vision. I had to get back to the business of being a club promoter. In case you don't know what this is, it's talking to people and making sure they are having a good time. And sometimes that involves flirting and accepting many drinks. Now, all night me and this sexy miss kept seeing each other in passing but never stopped for introductions
Blair is dancing with an attractive young woman while watching the sexy stranger dance in a group of women. They are noticing each other.
Blair
(Voiceover)
So this woman's hips were absolutely mesmerizing me but I have to play this cool. She is fine, but I know that she is feeling me. I am an attractive female. I stand about 6 ft tall. My skin is a dark caramel tone kissed with honey and I have an athletic build. To the untrained eye my eyes are dark brown, but when the light hits them right it reveals the natural burnt orange color. I am a tomboy but I always wear clothes to show off my well worked out frame. Before the song ended I caught her checking me out then attempt to look away quickly. But I held her stare and winked at her before I led the honey I was dancing with off the floor to the bar.
Standing by the bar feeling pleased with herself is Blair and the coco honey she was dancing with.
Blair
What you drinking, sweetie?
(Voiceover)
I am sure she told me her name but 3 shots of Patron later, I cant remember.
Girl at the bar
Sex on the Beach please. And thank you
The girl runs her hand seductively up and down Blair's arm. Obviously flirting, Blair nods to her, smiles and turns to order the drinks.
Blair
(Voiceover)
I chat her up for little bit and engage her in flirting. How can I resist? She is adorable but not the one I want.
Jay walks up behind me and whispers in my ear
Jay
Her name is Nicole and you should really just gon' ahead and close that deal and let me handle this sexy thang right here.
Blair
Good looking out homie. I would introduce you two but I forgot her name.
Turns to the girl
Blair
I have to go handle something that needs my immediate attention, but this is my boy Jay and he will take good care of you.
Blair kisses her hand, takes her shot and walked off to find Nicole.
Blair
(Voiceover)
It's great to have ya boy to have your back, ain't it?
Blair is standing at the top of the ramp that overlooks the whole club. Surveying the club with no sight of Nicole anywhere. Suddenly Blair feels the presence of someone standing behind her. Nicole whispers in Blair's ear
Nicole
Looking for someone?
Blair turns her head to see that Nicole has found her. She then leans back
Blair
Not anymore.
(Voiceover)
Nicole smiles at me and completely throws any game I thought I had out the door. She stands 5'8 and her Hawaiian-American Indian-descent accents her exotic features. Long dark hair and a dancers body. This girl was bad! And oh, did I mention the lips? She decided that I am hers to play with tonight. And as I'm sure you've figured out, I was all too happy to indulge her in whatever fantasy she has planned for us.
Nicole
So, you're Blair huh?
Blair
(Impressed and Shocked)
That's my name. Please feel free to wear it out all night long
Nicole
Really?
Blair
(Nodding head in agreement)
Yes, really.
Seeing something in the distance Blair places her hand on Nicole's waist and kissed her on her cheek.
Blair
Excuse me for a second princess. I see something that I need to handle.
Blair walks off towards an altercation she sees over by the V.I.P section.
Blair
(Voiceover)
Now my leaving does 2 things ladies and gentlemenÉ.1) Captures her intrigue and 2) leaves her wanting more. Always leave them wanting more. It can only help. Anyway, after running over and breaking up the fight I was feeling a little parched so I went over to the bar and slapped my hand on the bar to signal the bartender to mix my Bacardi limon and pineapple and my shot of Patron.
The bartender brings the drinks and sits them on the bar. Blair sucks down her mixed drink and as she reaches for her shot it is suddenly taken by Nicole and she takes it straight back.
Nicole
So what are your plans for the rest of the night?
Blair
(Voiceover)
I wanted this woman so badly. I could take her right here on top of this bar. After careful consideration, I take her hand and look her in her eyes
Blair
Taking you home and fucking you in any and every way you want me to.
(Voiceover)
From the adorably shocked look on her face I wasn't sure if I'd made the right move by saying that. The look on her face softened and I took my hand and gently outlined her face
Blair runs her thumb over her sexy lips. Nicole parts them slightly and runs her tongue along Blair's thumb just before she takes it in her mouth and sucks it. Blair lets out a soft moan and knew it was time to go.
Blair takes Nicole by the hand and leads her out the club to her car. In a flash they are pulling into Blair's garage and are headed upstairs to the bedroom.
Blair
(Voiceover)
Now pay attention because this is where things get good. Not even one foot in the door and I spin her in the room up against the wall. She looks at me with a devilish grin and I take that as my cue to kiss her.
Blair hovers over Nicole's lips then traces them with the tip of her tongue before pressing her lips to hers.
Blair
(Voiceover)
Electricity shoots through both our bodies y'all. I'm telling you, at this point I know that I need to taste this caramel honey.
Blair kisses Nicole's lips, then her neck when she starts to un-do her pants. Nicole's hands are caressing Blair's back while Blair's are squeezing Nicole's ass.
Blair
(Voiceover to herself)
Damn! She smells good. Then I heard myself say
Blair
I have to taste you now!
Immediately Blair pulls her pants down and tosses them to the side. The aroma of her sex filled the room and intoxicated Blair. She stands up with Nicole's legs wrapped around her neck, which placed the pussy right at Blair's face.
Blair
Beautiful
Nicole
(Audible Smile)
I'm glad you think so.
Blair begins to kiss and lick all the juices that Nicole has released so far.
Blair
You taste so good
Nicole lets out a loud moan and bucks her hips on Blair's face.
Blair
(Voiceover)
How wet she was. I love the way her juices were dripping down my chin. I steady her on the wall as I dove back in going straight for her clit. Licking slowly and with light flicks at first then sucking hard with varying lapping speeds.
Nicole
Yes Blair! Right there. Ooooh! Right there
Blair props Nicole's leg up on her shoulder so that her right hand is free to play with her pussy. Never ceasing the sucking on her clit, she inserts one finger inside Nicole and felt her muscles contract around her finger.
Blair
(Voiceover)
I hear her gasp and that excites me. So I slowly insert a second digit inside her very wet pussy. I hear myself groan from the sheer joy of being inside her and tasting her.
Nicole starts pumping her hips to the rhythm Blair's fingers have going on in and out of her.
Blair
(Voiceover)
I concentrate the "come here" finger on the ridgy feeling area just behind her clit that has had my tongues undivided attention. Suddenly, I feel nails being dug into my back and making their way up to my shoulders.
Nicole
(Breathlessly)
Oh My God! Baby, that feels sooo good. Please don't stop.
Blair
(Voiceover to herself)
I love it!
Blair continues her feeding frenzy on Nicole and never lets up on her clit or rubbing that G-spot.
Blair
(Voiceover)
I can feel her contracting around my fingers and can feel her come long before she saysÉ.
Nicole
OMG! Blair, I'm going to come so hard for you. Do-Not-Stop-What-You-ArrrreeeeeeÉ.
Before Nicole can finish what she was saying she stops moving then her body begins to buck up and down uncontrollably. Her cum is dripping from my hand and my chin. Blair licks up every bit and moans in appreciation. Blair giggles a little out of satisfaction from Nicole's satisfaction.
Nicole
What?
Blair
Nothing. It was just me audibly smiling about your satisfaction.
Nicole
Well you did do that. I am quite satisfied. I just don't understand how you were able to hold me up against this wall and work me out like that.
Blair
(Laughing)
Honestly, I don't either
Nicole
Do you plan on putting me down tonight?
Blair
I guess I can let you down but there is something about having the aroma of your flower right here in my face
Blair slides Nicole down the wall and onto the floor.
Blair
There you go
Blair leans back against the wall and watches Nicole's sexy body squirm from the ecstasy that she is still experiencing. The pleasure that she just felt was written all over Nicole's face.
Nicole
You look happy
Blair
(Confidently)
I'm always happy when I please a woman.
Nicole
Oh yeah? Who said I was pleased?
Blair points towards her carpet under Nicole.
Blair
I'd say that wet spot on my rug says so.
Nicole
(Shyly)
Oh
Blair
(Voiceover)
Nicole slowly starts to crawl over to me. Now I'm thinking "Oh My" because crawling is a serious fetish of mine. Nicole purrs in my ear and begins to kiss my neck. Again folks, I'm thinking "Oh My" because my spot is on my neck and she is dangerously close to hitting it. I'm still trying to keep some kind of composure
Blair
Ah Shit! I guess its my turn to be turned out.
Nicole
You damn right! You think we can make it to the couch?
Nicole kisses Blair's neck near her collarbone
Nicole
Éto the hallway?
Nicole kisses Blair's neck a little higher
Nicole
Éto the bedroom
Nicole kisses Blair's lips
Nicole
Éthen maybe all the way to the bed?
Nicole kisses Blair more passionately
Blair
(Voiceover)
Damn! She's got me! I'm trying to tell you that I'm a goner.
Blair
(Holding Nicole's Gaze)
Take me where you want to
Blair
(Voiceover)
That night was amazing y'all. We made love all over my condo well into the mid-morning. Now, you don't have to believe me but I don't know you and you don't know me. So what would I have to lie to you about? I can say that from that day on I found room in my schedule to let her keep me caught up in the most delicious way.