Navy Base Men's Room Irregularities
Pentagon top brass agreed that Commander Buttman ran a superior Navy training facility. Buttmann got the best results in terms of how his recruits scored on any and all readiness measurements when they were ready to be deployed. Of course, Commander Buttmann had been given full authority to personally select the men for his specialized Navy unit. He administered a rigorous written test to determine mental readiness of the men he was recruiting. He also circulated through the boot camp to observe the men's physiques, including direct observations in the shower facility. Enormous glute muscle development on well-proportioned sailors was Commander Buttmann's special personal interest.
Commander Buttmann ran the training facility with the assistance of two civilian administrative aides, Ridley and Rimmer. Buttmann and his assitants delivered outstanding results. Their unit was ready for every sort of privation. The men had learned to survive in an environment where the basics were not available and where they had been subjected to difficult and degrading circumstances.
But Commander Buttmann was called to the Pentagon for a special meeting after several anonymous complaints.
"Commander, we need to ask you a few questions," barked his superior. "We recognize your outstanding accomplishments. But we need to make certain that you are upholding our military's standards of preparation. There are watchdogs and auditors who look over our shoulder at everything we do. We must avoid anything that could be construed as hazing the recruits or requiring them to be involved in unusual or degrading activities."
"Any questions you have, sir, I am perfectly ready to address. As far as degrading activities or personal humiliation and abuse, I swear to you that my staff and myself are the ones who would take pleasure in being degraded and abused far ahead of what the boys will ever be subjected to."
"Well, I appreciate those sentiments. But I've heard that you put the camp in lockdown mode with lights out and all kitchen and bathroom facilities shut down for simulation of circumstances the recruits may encounter once they are deployed. We are concerned about this type of strategy. To shut the kitchens down may impair the nutrition of the men. And we had a specific complaint about the latrine situation at your camp."
"Sir, you needn't worry about the kithen situation. You can count on the fact that myself and Rimmer and Ridley take every measure possible to keep our recruits' abdomens filled to capacity regardless of whether the hot food facilities are currently working or not. We want the boys to be at maximum abdominal loads. In fact, we like to see them uncomfortably stuffed to the gills and ready to pop."
"Well, what about the latrines?"
Sir, you know what situations the boys will encounter overseas. Often times, there are no latrines whatsover available."
"Yes, but we've had a complaint about no toilet paper even when the latrines are working."
"Believe me sir, we make sure that the recruits are always fully cleaned up."
"But Buttmann, one of the complaints mentioned that you and your assistants disappear when the lights go out. Where do you go? Does it make sense for you to disappear when the kitchens and bathrooms are not working and the lights are turned off?"
"Believe me sir, we don't abandon the location. We keep an eye on the situation at all times. It's just that the men cannot see where we are exactly."
"OK, Buttman. But I hope that I don't get any more anonymous complaints. One of the complaints dealt with makeshift seats that were set up in the latrines and unusual type bathroom assistants lurking in the area. Well, give my best regards to Ridley and Rimmer. I do have to admit that you three are getting the readiness results that the Navy is looking for. So I hope we don't have to meet on this again on this matter."
Later that day, Rimmer asked Ridley, "Did our feeding masks and leather outfits get delivered yet? Did they modify the masks for high volume toilet feeding in the latrines and inside the toilet stalls? Buttman got some questions from the top brass and he's taking every possible step to make sure we are fully covered and disguised. But I hope the mouth openings are still pretty wide in the masks. Some of the boys deliver big loads and I don't want to miss out on anything."
"Speaking of big loads, was that you in Stall 5 with Private Topley last night?" asked Ridley. It was so dark back in the latrines I couldn't make out what was going on. Did someone I know channel overflow plumbing for personal usage?"
"That's going to remain my secret," responded Rimmer.
"There's nothing secret about it," said Ridley. "I know Topley as well as you do. He really gets into the toilet scene. I wish all the boys delivered loads along with the verbal abuse like he does."
"Yeahh, verbal abuse is Topley's specialty for sure!" responded Rimmer. But unfortunately I got to Stall 5 a little late. He made a big delivery before I could get there."
"That means I can get him tonight," added Ridley.
"Oh don't think that I didn't make the best of the situation. As soon as I entered Stall 5, he hollered at me for a clean-up. "Hey, you masked faggot!" he yelled. Kneel down and lick me out! Yeahh, that's good! Suck me out! I know what you need , you toilet fag!"
"How was it?" asked Ridley.
"Perfect. You know how I get crazy when I'm called a toilet fag," responded Rimmer.
"Did he need an intense clean-up?" continued Ridley.
"Oh, yeahh. Is my name Rimmer or what!!? I took my time and he didn't care how long. "There were a lot of left-overs in the refrigerator," according to that expression that you and I use. He just kept calling me a faggot and reaching back there to open it wider with his hands so I could suck real deep. He yelled at me to be his personal toilet and ordered me to lick his shit, calling me a toilet slave and faggot shit eater like I am."
"Yeah, that's all well and good. But it sounds like you missed out on the big prize."
"Oh, no I didn't," responded Rimmer. "I thought he was done, but Commander Buttmann fed him so good earlier in the day that all of a sudden he hauled off and ordered me to get positioned under the toilet seat. I went right under the toilet rim where I belonged and then he made me scream out, "Use me as your toilet, sir!" because he wanted all the other recruits to hear his toilet whore begging for a delivery, and then he gave me what I needed."
"Damn!" said Ridley who was jealous. "Well, maybe it will be me tonight.
By the way, did that new order of rim chairs come in yet?" asked Rimmer. "After the action I got last night, I'm ready to get them all set up in the front of the latrines for the novices who won't go back into the most remote stalls yet. Some of those novices taste real good."
"Well, you know that Buttmann himself likes to break in the novices." responded Ridley. He may hog the rim chairs all to himself tonight."
"Yes, we won't get any access to the new guys. And what's the funnel pipe he's got hooked up to his gas mask? How's that supposed to work?
"Beats the hell out of me. We'll have to watch what he does tonight."
Later that night a masked bathroom attendant with gas mask and full plumbing piping hookup ordered the newest recruits to be seated on all of the rim chairs that were located at the front of the latrine area.
"Colonel Buttmann is away from the area for the time being. In the meanwhile, he insists that, despite the unusual circumstances, that all recruits be kept perfectly clean for inspection. Please immediately strip down and sit on the chairs for your clean-up? Does anybody have any emergencies? If so, there are some special instructions. We have special piping in place for that eventuality. Well take care of any emergencies ahead of the final clean-ups." The secret bathroom attendant was referring to the special plumbing piping hookup that was attached to his face for any immediate deliveries he hoped would be necessary.
"Sir, I have to go real bad," responded several of the recruits.
"OK, make sure you line up and go in Stall 3. You'll notice the hookups between Stall 3 and Stall 4. A pipe is gonna come through one of the openings. Feed your piss into the pipe.
Then turn around and sit on the toilet rim that's provided at a comfortable angle between the two stalls. The regular plumbing isn't working at this time but you'll find the accommodations very comfortable. After you've gone, patiently wait the suction cleanup that's provided under the toilet rim. A special facility has been installed to give you a comfortable and pleasant clean-up."
"Piss in the piping?" exclaimed Ridley to Rimmer. "That's a new one on me. Are we providing that service too?"
"The Commander mentioned he wanted to try it out. So we'll see how it progresses."
Five of the sailors lined up in front of Stall 3 to follow the appropriate instructions. The lights were very dark but when the first man entered the stall, he noticed that a black funnel pipe extended through an opening from Stall 3 into his own stall. He had to piss real bad so, based on the instructions he had received from the bathroom attendant, he let loose into the pipe. All of a sudden, he heard some intense moaning coming from Stall 4 and a quiet voice said, "Oh yeahhhhh, feed more piss into the pipe! That a way, boys! Line up and drop your piss loads into the pipe!"