Nasty Chat Buds

By rimstop naked

Published on Oct 5, 2001

Gay

Nasty Chat Buds Fiction by Dude X

I was excited...I finally was going to meet up with another dude into the same thing as me. Well, our fantasies were the same, that is. I'd found him online in the Wet and Messy chatroom of a popular gay chat site. His alias was CuriousDude and his profile read, "5ft9 162 brn grn 6.5 cut looking for other dudes that fantasize about piss and watching a guy take a dump." I clicked on his name right away to see if he wanted to chat. We exchanged pleasantries. When he asked what was I into...I wrote that I enjoy the averages stuff, sucking and rimming, but am looking to chat about something I don't have experience in-watching a guy go to the bathroom-so to speak. I don't know why I was being formal, after all, I was in a scat and piss chat room. He replied back he was into the same, more bluntly writing, "yeah I'd like to watch someone take a big dump, too." It turned out each of us had watched ourselves take a dump in front of a mirror millions of times. Also, we were both into drinking or tasting our own piss, but were both bored with self play. He asked if I wanted to meet up with him so we could watch each other go to the toilet. I then got major butterflies in my stomach. I nervously typed "yes." By that time, I'd pulled out my dick and started to stroke it in between typing sentences--you know, the one-hand typist bit.

After chatting a bit, we realized we could meet four days later when we were both off. We chatted a few more times that week before meeting. Each time after chatting, I was a horny fucker. Later in the day I would go to work and be thinking of what our first meeting was going to be like. It was all I could do to concentrate on my work. All kinds of nasty scenarios flashed in my mind. We never did chat about what we were actually going to do once we got together.

Two days before we were to meet, I sat on my bed jacking off. This was after another hot chat session with my new nasty bud. I had the urge to shit for an hour or so, but had ignored it. I decided to shit right there on my bed on a towel. Why not practice for next week?

I rolled out a towel and squat over it. From my wall mirror, I could see my hole open up and push forth several hazel nut sized nuggets. Finally at the end after many more nuggets, came a semisoft log, about five inches long and about as thick as a corn dog. It was knotted at one end and smooth at the end where I'd pinched it off with my ass ring. Here I was--just where I'd been so many times before, sitting over a steaming pile jacking off. I hated the smell, that was not a turn on, but I really wanted to know what it was like to take a fast lick off my turds. I'd read lots of stuff in the 'net about guys eating it and stuff. I had no desire to eat it, but wanted to know what it tasted like. I'd been in this position many times before, but never had gone further. As many times as I had fantasized about it, I could never bring myself to tasting a turd. My dick was feeling good, I was horny, and with the thought of watching another dude dump, I went for it!

I bent my head down, picked up a nugget, and put my tongue on it. Well, it barely had a taste! It tasted like the clay I'd tasted as a kid from art class. Kind of earthy. I licked again. I knew after that, I'd never be the same! I put the turd in my mouth and left it on my tongue and jacked off. I came so hard I thought I was going to faint. I shot more cum that I had in years!

Immediately, I spit out the turd in the trash can and hauled ass to the restroom. I spit for a bit in the sink and took a towel and wiped my tongue off. There was a brown residue there, but not much. I took some antiseptic Listerine and washed my mouth out for several minutes. My hands were a little shaky. I had always figured I would gag or vomit afterwards or during such an experience, but nothing happened. I was still hard, however.

In fact, that evening, I repeated the same thing and didn't feel so shaken up over it afterwards.

When I tasted my turds that evening, they were darker, a little bitter. I still came like a geyser. However, while chatting with my buddy that night, I decided not to relay what I'd done for fear I'd scare him off. After all, we wanted to dump for each other, but neither suspected any oral to shit contact. We had chatted about watching each other make turds, even maybe jacking off with shit, but we never talked about putting the stuff in our mouths!

Finally, the big night came. I had invited my new bud to my apartment. He said his name was Jack I decided to have on a pair of boxers and white T-shirt on when he arrived. I had put off taking a shit that afternoon and had to go really bad. I was very nervous, too. I was afraid even though I currently felt like I was going to shit in my shorts, what would happen if I got shy and couldn't shit later...or even worse, what if somebody were to throw up? I was imagining all the things that could go wrong. I decided to relax with some good weed,. After I had smoked half a joint, the doorbell rang. I jumped to attention, almost dropping the lit joint on the floor. I nervously opened the door. He was cute! He had understated his description on the chat. He had an almost shy buy naughty look about him. He offered his hand for a handshake and said hello. Our eyes met with an instant attraction to each other.

I took another minute to look at him over. He was in knee-length shorts with Doc Marten boots with a white T-shirt on as well. He looked almost like a skater punk crossed with preppy style. He had a nice Celtic tattoo on his calf, too. My dick sprang to attention, so I led him in and we sat down. Jack asked if he smelled weed, that he sure could use some. I handed him the joint and a lighter. I could tell he needed to calm down too. After some chit chat and more smoking, we were relaxed. I could tell, however, that I was going to half to make the first move. I reached over to him as he was talking and rubbed his dick through his shorts. He was hard, too. I pulled off my shirt and asked him to get more comfortable. He took off his shirt. He had nice arms. He had a soft pudge growing around the belly, but it was still nice. I undid his shorts fly and he let them drop to the floor, showing he was in wearing boxer underwear, too.. Then he sat back down on the couch. I moved to the floor, moving in between his legs so he could prop them up either side of me on the coffee table. Now I was on my knees staring up at this hot dude. He light hair on his legs--I ran my hands up them to find that the hair almost disappeared the higher you got. Those shorts had to go. I pulled off his boxers and up sprang a nice fat cock. It was about 6.5 inches, and fat. Just my favorite size.

I moved up and took a lick from his balls up the shaft and stuck my tongue in his piss hole. He moaned loudly, with a big smile on his face. I went for it and stuck the whole dick in my mouth. I hadn't had a dick in my mouth for a long time, but that's not why Jack came over. So, after about almost 8 minutes of giving him head, I backed up a little and spread his legs some more. Here he was, on his back, legs on the coffee table, and spread so I could now see his fine hole. It was a beautiful dark pucker. There was light hair around it, but just enough hair to leave a wonderful oval clearing in the middle. I kissed his hole -- it was a closed-mouth kissed done two or three times. I loved the firmness of the pucker on my soft lips. I took a really long savoring lick of his hole. It tasted a little like soap. I began to lick and then French kiss his ass. He was moaning like he was delirious. I was really getting in that hole, I was trying to force my tongue in more when he tensed up and moved back.

"What's wrong dude?"

"Man, I gotta fart!" he said.

"Well, then fart, stud." I replied.

All he needed was the cue. With my face still inches from his butthole, he let out a loud fart. I felt its heat on my nose. It really didn't stink too much. I told him I wanted more farts. He giggled a little. As his butt opened for the next fart, I put my mouth over his hole and let it go in my mouth. He was a little taken back.

"Did you just eat my fart dude?

"Yeah." I said with a big grin.

"You're so hot man...." He answered.

I told him I wanted what he came over for. We moved to the floor and 69'ed a little while. We sucked each others cock, balls, and ass for a little while. Finally, I heard what I'd been wanting to hear for an hour. "Man, I gotta take a shit now!"

He got back on the couch with his legs on the coffee table, me on my knees again. I got up really close to see the action. After some more dizzying farts, I saw his hole starting to pooch out. His pink ring started to swell and then open up. I began to see a tip of brown sticking out. I put my hands under his hole to catch my winnings. A small nugget popped out into my hand. It was nice and warm. A few more small nuggets popped out again. He was breathing heavily. "Dude, I don't know if I can shit real fast...It feels like there's a lot inside but it won't come out!"

"I believe you," I said. "Maybe I can coax it out!" With that said, I bent down and started to fulfill one of my all time favorite fantasies: licking out a hole that just shit!

He was not expecting this, and he moved to watch me. I bent over and started to lick his ass clean. I didn't even see any residue from the nuggets, but smelt some. I licked away at an almost tasteless ass. At first, I just flicked my tongue on his butthole's edge--I was jacking my dick at the same time. I really went for it and stuck my tongue in his ass ring. Surprisingly, my tongue had to force its way in, so I pushed harder. Suddenly my tongue slipped way in past the ring. As my tongue popped in, it found a hard turd positioned there blocking my tongue further entrance to his butt tunnel. I sucked on his hole for a minute or two like I was trying to suck out his turd. He loved every minute of this. He was starting to sweat on his forehead and chest. This was a really masculine dude. To see his squirming like a baby all from having his shitter licked was such a turn-on for me.

He moaned so loud that I didn't have to ask what was happening. Out popped the head of the turd that wouldn't let me in. It moved out slowly and stopped for a minute. I thought it was now or never, so I began licking the turd and his ass. He started to moan and grunt, like he was giving birth. His turd started moving again. It was all knobby and hard. After three inches pushed out, I could see how fat it was, about and inch and a half in diameter. I licked some of the butt slime off of it. It began to slim down and become smooth as it popped out of his hole in lightning speed into my waiting hands.

"That's all I got for now," he said.

"Man, this is plenty!" I replied.

He got up and sat next to me in the floor. He pulled me to him and we kissed long and hard. I pulled up his turd for him to see.

"Man, I did THAT? I never shit that big at home!"

I took his turd and gave it a long lick.

"Are you gonna be OK, not get sick?" I asked.

"I am OK as long as I don't get the too much of the stink."

"Cool, Man." I answered. I took his 5 inch fat turd and began to lick it for him. With my other hand I jacked on his cock. I knew he had a problem with the stink but he sure didn't have any qualms about watching me lick on his chunk of shit. I was in a daze, myself. His shit tasted like clay, very earthy, not bitter at all. I wasn't ready to eat any, I think that would have made me gag for sure, but I licked it some more. I knew I had to come soon, so I laid his turd down and started to jack my own cock. He surprised me by pulling my head to his and laid on me one the fiercest, deepest French kisses I'd ever had.

However, my guts started cramping, and I new it was my turn. I put his turd on the coffee table and then got on the table itself and started to push out my turds on top of his. It was a massive pile of turdlets....all sizes, no big logs except for last one. It was kinda knobby and hard, but with a nice medium brown color. I could tell he was getting up the nerve to do what I had done. He picked up a hand full of gum ball-sized nuggets and scooped them into his mouth. I started to suck him and jack myself off at the same time. Needless to say, we came like geysers.

Breathless and sweating, cum covered and smelling like shit, I led him to the bathroom. We washed out mouths out with Listerine and wiped our tongues with an antiseptic (from a first aid kit I had). I showed him his turd one more time before sending it on its way and flushed it. I told him his butt made a work of art.

We showered and dressed. He had errands to run and I had to study for an upcoming exam. We decided to definitely meet up again for more nasty fun. I couldn't wait!

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Chapter 2


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