I come downstairs and I kiss Christy on the back of the neck and she hands me my coffee. I sit down in my chair and start reading the paper. This has been going on for about 6 months since my ex-girlfriend has kicked me out of the house and I was homeless until Christy this transgender lady has taken me in and well my life has been a little unpredictable and interesting.
You see I was going out with this slut named Kim which by the way Christy warned me about. I moved in with her and things were going well for about a year at least that is what I thought. I was watching a football game and she came home with this dude promptly went into what used to be our bedroom and getting her screwed by this guy. The guy left and I slept in the recliner that night.
The next morning I saw her stopping by and she kissed me and I thought she wanted to apologize than she ever so sweetly told me she wanted me to leave, bitch. I am walking down the road Kim wasn't even decent enough to allow me to get my pickup keys. As I was walking and swearing under my breath a car pulled up beside me. She lowered her window down and it was Christy flashing her beautiful smile.
She said," It is sad seeing a nice looking man homeless, why don't you come with me."
I asked," Are you sure?"
She said," I wouldn't invite you to my home if I wasn't and you look trustworthy."
I said," I left my pickup and most of my other things because she didn't even give me a chance to get my keys."
I told Christy everything that happened and she was shocked.
She said," I am so sorry that happened and I do have an extra room for you if you are interested."
I said," Sure, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Maybe tommorrow we go back with my Surburban and get your keys to your pickup."
She said," I am so glad you like that, it will be so nice to have a man at the house."
We drove to the house and she showed me to the spare bedroom.
I looked around and noticed the house needed some work but other than that she had it set up nicely.
Christy asked," So what do you think?"
I said," This place is nice but it could use a little bit of work."
She said," Yes, I know I just bought this house and I get a really good deal on it. Unfortunately, the kind of work that needs done I am not real good at and I really don't trust the contractors."
I said," I can probably help with alot of the things that need to be done."
She said," Really, that would be great."
I said," My drunk father left my mother when I was about 7 and well there was alot of things the family had to learn to do."
She said," That is terrible do you see each other?"
I said," No, he died of liver failure about a couple of yrs. later."
She said," That is terrible I feel so bad for you."
I said," I had a fairly good childhood inspite of that. I was raised in a loving enviroment and besides our neighbor who was a widower was good and he was willing to be a mentor to us boys. There was 5 of us 3 boys and 2 girls."
She said," That is good to hear."
I said," Yeah he was friends with my mom and besides years later he said he loved all of us and we brought joy to him."
She said," That is good to hear well if we are going to get your things we better go."
I climbed in the passenger side of the Surburban and we went to the house I lived in.
Kim glared at me and asked me," What do you want?"
I said," Came to get my things."
She said," Maybe I gave it to the Salvation Army."
I pushed past her and went to the closet where the master bedroom was.
I started taking out my clothes.
She said," Those clothes are about the right fit for Danny. I promised him those clothes."
I said," That must be the guy's name that fucked you last night huh. Or is Danny another guy who fucked you. Danny is going to have to buy his own clothes these aren't consolation prizes for fucking you in what used to be our bed."
She slapped me and I returned to my possessions. First, I started putting them in Christy's Surburban. Than I started to put the rest in the backseat of my pickup including my Wincestor 30-30.
I looked at Christy and asked," Do you mind if I bring this firearm?"
She said," No,no I don't mind."
We went to Christy's house and put the things away and after we liked what we saw we sat down at the kitchen table.
Christy laughed and said," I got to watch a soap opera without turning on the T.V.,"
I laughed for two minutes over that statement.
I said," I used to not talk like that. Unfortunately, I had my suspicions just couldn't put my finger on it."
She said," It looks like you got your whole hand on it now."
I said," Thanks for making me laugh I needed that."
She said," My sister and I used to do that after a particularly stressful time."
I said," It works for me."
I said," I noticed your rain spout is kind of sagging can I do something about it?"
She said," Oh, would you please?"
I looked in her shed and saw she had a ladder and I propped it against the house and climbed up.
I said," The eaves kind of got rotted going to need to get a 2x4 and nail it up than this time get some aluminum flashing on the whole eve."
She asked," Can you do that?"
I said," Yes, I can it will take a few hours."
She said," Thank you."
I said," You are also in luck I can get an employee discount at the lumber yard. I drive a fruck for them."
She said," Thank you so much, I am so glad I brought you in."
I started stripping the rotted 2x4 off and looked at the other one and it looked good.
I took out my tape measure and measured the eve it was about 25' in length.
I got in my pickup and went to the lumber yard.
I went in and I saw my friend Mike.
He smiled and said,"How is Kim?"
I said," We are through that cheating slut."
He laughed and said," So where are you living now."
I said," With this lady named Christy. Before your head gets in the gutter I am sleeping in her guest room."
He laughed and said," I am glad you found a place. What can I help you with?"
I said," I need a 2x4 and 25 foot sheet of 1/4" aluminum. Put that on employee discount."
He said," I will do just that. Oh you better appreciate this day off this place has got the contract as a supplier for that new mini-mall going up."
I said," Really, that is a pretty big job for this place and I wil."
I got back to what is now our home and climbed up the ladder and got to work.
4 hours later I was putting the last nail in the spout.
I got Christy out to inspect my work.
She gushed and said," I love this job it looks so good."
I said," The reason that 2x4 rotted was because it did not have a back-splash behind there and I put one on. You should not have anymore trouble there. The total cost of materials were about $100."
She asked," What do you want me to pay you?"
I said," Nothing, you took me in and I won't take anything for it. I am going to make enough money after today. Looks like the lumber yard is going to be the main supplier for that mini-mall that is going up so I will be spending alot of time in that truck seat."
She said," Ok than I will pay for the supplies and thank you again."
We went inside and she started cooking dinner. I sat down and started thinking about today. I got kicked me out of the house that Kim and I were sharing and was homeless until Christy picked me up. Than she helped me to get the rest of my things. Now, I will find out that she is a T-Girl as some guys call her. Christy and I will get a relationship going and I will fall in love with her.