OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based on FICTIONAL CHARACTERS...."MASH" is produced by Larry Gelbart and copyrighted by 20th Century Fox Studios. UNZIP AND ENJOY! Radar sat alone in the radio room late one evening, typing a letter to his folks back home. The night was warm and very muggy, and the old GE oscillating fan on the shelf above did little to cool him off. Radar was shirtless, in a vain attempt to keep cool. Sweat ran down his hairy chest, and he knew he would be hitting the showers before retiring. But, even though he was typing a letter home, his thoughts kept wandering.....he kept thinking about Hawkeye.
Since Hawkeye and Radar had thier first hot sexual encounter a few weeks back, Radar realized how much he loved Hawkeye...and how much he turned him on. Radar leaned back in the creaking desk chair, and he tweaked his stiff nipples, and then massaged the solid bulge behind the fly of his pants.........God, how hot it was getting it on with his buddy Hawkeye........
Suddenly, Radar was jolted back to reality by a chuckling voice. "Geeze, Radar, you trying to type and whack off at the same time?" Radar saw that it was none other than Hawkeye! "Hawkeye!" Radar grinned. "What are you doing here?"
Hawkeye laughed and gripped the thick bulge behind his fly. "Well, let's just say Ol' Moby here was gettin' really lonesome for you, my little four-eyed friend!" Before Radar could reply, Hawkeye stripped off his sweaty T-shirt. His hairy chest glistened with sweat, and Radar licked his lips in anticipation.
"C'mere, you, "Hawkeye snickered, pulling the little bespectacled fellow to him. "Jesus Christ, I love you, Radar, " Hawkeye whispered. "Hawkeye," Radar replied, I am so in love with you, you have no idea........I'm always whackin' off thinking about us doing each other."
Hawkeye laughed his trademark sadistic laugh. "No wonder you got the best-starched shorts in the compound!" Before Radar could reply, Hawkeye put his hairy arms around Radar's stocky torso, and the two men opened thier mouths and thier hot tongues slid eagerly into each others' mouths.
Hawkeye's strong hands slid down Radar's sweaty back and latched onto his his round, firm little buns. His long fingers rubbed and kneaded Radar's juicy butt, and Radar's hand was already at work rubbing the stiff bulge behind Hawkeye's fly. The two men embraced tightly, thier tongues probing and darting, thier cocks throbbing in thier pants..............
Without a word Radar dropped to his knees, and the bespectacled little corporal unbuckled Hawkeye's belt and unzipped his fly. Then he shoved Hawkeye's pants down to his gartered socks, and Radar's lusting eyes feasted on the sight of his manly buddy's throbbing love-pole, tenting out the crotch of his sweaty, lube-stained boxers.
"MMMMMNNNNNnnnnnnngghhhhhhhhhh....." Hawkeye groaned, as Radar's experienced tongue traced the outline of his lanky shaft through his sweaty shorts. Then Radar reached into Hawkeye's boxers and pulled out his throbbing, lube-slick cock. Radar's tongue licked and slithered around the sensitive head of Hawkeye's cock, and then he opened his mouth wide, and swallowed his pal's hefty hose. "AAAWWWFUUUCCK!!!" Hawkeye groaned , as Radar started sucking on his throbbing dick. " They say that a dog is a man's best friend, but a good blowjob from a orally-talented buddy sure as hell beats out Rin-Tin-Tin!!" Radar's slim hands slid up into Hawkeye's shorts, and pulled his tight buns apart, his fingers slipping into Hawkeye's hairy, sweaty ass-trench, tickling and massaging his slick, tight chute.
Hawkeye held onto Radar's head and gently throttled it back and forth, loving the feeling of that hot mouth servicing his aching shaft. Hawkeye's hairy balls rubbed against Radar's sweaty chin, as the cock-hungry corporal continued to service his lanky buddy's pounding cock.
Then Radar pulled down Hawkeye's sweaty boxers. He stood up, and asked Hawkeye to bend over the desk. Hawkeye KNEW what was coming.........though he THOUGHT he was STRAIGHT, it was obviously he was bisexual, and , in all honesty, now found guy sex hotter than having sex with ANY broad......Margaret included!
"Uhhh, Hawkeye, " Radar asked, his voice a little timid " I'd like to fuck you, sir...may I?"
"Jesus, Radar," Hawkeye chuckled "We're practically engaged...you gottta ask??"
"God, this is going to be hot, " Radar muttered. He first shoved his pants down to his shoes and then he dropped to his knees. He pulled Hawkeye's tight, high-riding buns apart, and he leaned foward as shoved his tongue deep between his good-looking pal's tight buns.
Hawkeye moaned as Radar's tongue slithered up and down his hairy, sweaty, soapy-tasting crack, and he gyrated his tight buns as Radar continued to give his ass a royal rimming.
Hawkeye ground his hard cock against the edge of the paper-strewn desk, feeling the cum in his hairy nuts churn.
Then Radar stood up, and pulled his stubby, rock-hard cock out of his sweaty shorts, and started to ease it between Hawkeye's asscheeks. A jolt coursed through Radar's bulging balls as the slick head of his dick pressed against Hawkeye's tight sphincter. "AAAAAAAWWwwwwwwwwwwfffuucccckkkkkkkkk......" Hawkeye moaned as slowly, slowly, Radar's stubby shaft slid deeper and deeper into his virgin hole. Hawkeye grimaced as the first cock ever to spear his hairy ass thrust deeper and deeper......................
When Radar's hairy nuts were up against Hawkeye's tight globes, he gave him a moment to get used to the feeling of having a stiff cock up his masculine butt. Then slowly, Radar started to pump his throbbing cock in and out of Hawkeye Pierce's hairy rump.
"JEESSUUSSSSSSSSCHHRRRiiissstttttttttttttttttttt....." Hawkeye growled as Radar's cock started plowing the living daylights out his hairy chute. Radar was a little, mild-mannered fellow, but now, with his thick pole buried deep between Hawkeye's quivering buns, he was transformed into an oversexed animal; his little hands holding tightly to Hawkeye's waist, madly thrusting in and out. "OhhhHawkeye................", Radar moaned, "Oh,man, this is so fuckin' hot, my friend.......you're so hot........so fuckin' tight...God, Hawkeye, I love you!"
As Hawkeye's prostate was pulverized by Radar's thrusting dong, he fisted his aching cock, his lanky shaft sticky with slippery lube. Hawkeye's mind was spinning......he NEVER in his WILDEST dreams ever thought he'd be taking up the ass...now, he KNEW what he must have been secretly craving all these years......a good, stiff cock up his hairy, manly ass!!!
Radar was fucking Hawkeye's hairy ass like a crazed madman, his hairy, cum-filled balls slapping madly against his pal's tight, jiggling ass. "AAUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Hawkeye growled, as he hit his long-overdue peak . "FUCK, RADAR...RAM MY LITTLE MAN-PUSSY....CREAM MY HAIRY ASS, LOVER-BOY....UUGHHHHH..UUGHHH!!!"
Hawkeye's fist flew madly up and down the length of his throbbing dong, and without warning, thick, scalding streams of hot jizz spraying all over the ancient Underwood typewriter, the desk, and the files. Radar's ass-fucking cock seemed to hit every nerve-ending in Hawkeye's lean body, and he continued to fist his spurting rod, until his aching balls were finally dry.
"Ohhhhhfuck, Hawkeye", Radar moaned, his thick cock being milked and fondled by Hawkeye's hairy rectum . "God, I love you....I love you, Hawkeye...uughghhhhh..uughhhhhhhh..OOHHFFUUCCKKKKKKYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!" Radar angrily thrust Hawkeye's hairy, sweaty ass even harder, and his hairy balls exploded, and his stubby cock began spewing gob after gob of thick spunk deep into the sweaty depths of Hawkeye's hairy, convulsing chute.
Finally, Radar's balls were finally emptied. Hawkeye felt Radar's cock slowly soften in his battle-scarred ass, and moaned as he felt Radar's spent dick pull out of his cum-oozing chute. Hawkeye's fist was sticky as hell, and his hot cum-load was splattered all over the typewriter and the desk...............ooohhffuucckk, Hawkeye thought........this was too fuckin' wild....Godamn.........!!"
Hawkeye straightened up and once again embraced his bespectacled little lover/buddy. He gave him a long, deep kiss and then asked "Radar, does this mean you'll marry me? " Hawkeye chuckled as he held Radar close. "Radar? What are you thinking, buddy" he asked. Radar grinned, and tweaked Hawkeye's stiff nipple. "I'm just wondering how our wedding cake is gonna look with two little grooms on top!" THE END Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome!