MEASURE MY COCK
I am a tennis player in the summer and a figure skater in the winter, so I frequent the Skate & Racquet shop. About a month ago there was a new salesman in the shop and he made my gaydar light up big time. Maybe 5'10", stocky, broad shoulders, looked like a hockey player, and about twenty five, maybe five years younger than I and the name tag on his shirt read Tim. I had been waiting for a day when nobody else was in the shop and today was the day. I explained to him that I needed a new pair of skating tights, or maybe new underwear because sometimes when skating I would get an erection that was downright uncomfortable, almost painful because there wasn't enough room for it. He seemed a bit flustered but he showed me a couple pairs of tights on the rack, but I told him I'd tried those and maybe I needed a pair custom made. He picked up a tape measure and took me to a fitting room. Without asking, I dropped trou and pulled down my Jockeys. I was half hard and as he stared at my cock it quickly hardened until it was pointing about forty five degrees toward the ceiling.
"My God!", he said, without taking his eyes from my boner. "I can see why you would have a problem. How long is that thing?"
"I don't know. I guess you'll need to measure it.", I said. So he did, and he spent more time touching than he needed to.
"Nine and three quarters inches, twenty five centimeters." He said.
"From that tent pole in your pants it looks like you're a big as I. Let's measure you.", I said.
He turned around and said, "I'll be right back, I need to put the "Out To Lunch" sign on the door." When he returned he shed his pants and underwear without further urging. I was looking at a cock maybe 8" but thick and stocky like its support system and pointing straight ahead.
"Wow!", I said. "Wow and wow! Look at the head on that boner. And your 'nads are huge! Did you get tennis ball implants or are those really natural? Gimme the tape measure so I can measure that heroic helmet. Seven and three quarters of an inch in circumference, almost 20 cm. It would be a challenge to get that thing in my mouth, but I'm up for the try."
Again, looking at my dick, he said, "You're up all right, but I'm a straight forward guy, so give it a shot."
I got down on my knees and asked him to tell me when he was going to cum because I wanted to watch him squirt. His cockhead almost filled my mouth but I could get a couple of inches more dick in before I choked. There wasn't room in his ballsack for his balls to hang, and play with but at least I could massage them while I sucked that monster glans.I guess I was overly vigorous because it was only a few short minutes until he warned me he was about to pop. I reluctantly quit sucking and replaced my tongue with the tip of my finger and tickled the "g string" on the underside of his dickhead.
"oooOOOO I'M CUMMING!", he wailed. I cupped my hand under his cock, but it jumped and the first spurt shot over my hand and splashed on my shirtfront. then the jizz just gushed from his impossibly swollen glans. And it kept cumming until it almost overflowed my paw. Finally only a small trickle hung from his piss slit. I licked that off and poured my handful of semen into his undershorts, then wiped off my hand.
"I know testicle size has no relation to ejaculation volume but you must have a prostate of equal dimensions. Now it's my turn and I'm hot to trot!" I stood and he got down on his knees. Only the tip of my dick was visible under my foreskin and there was a little pool of precum submerging it. He licked it up and carefully retracted my hoodie. No preliminaries, he just started sucking. He could only get half my organ in his mouth and he used his hand to stroke the rest. He was being very gentle and slow. He must have figured I was super hot from the amount of precum he found at the start and he was right. I didn't last near long enough until I told him I was getting close. That loveliest of all sensations, that of inevitable ejaculation, was building fast. My cockhead got supersensitive and then POW! "OhGod!" I yelled as the hot cum burned its wonderful way down my urethra. He swallowed the first couple of wads and then withdrew his head and watched me squirt. The jizz flew a couple of feet from my semivertical tool and after about five shots I was empty but fulfilled at the same time.
Tim: "Well Iguess I beat you in volume, but you sure beat me in distance." He wiped the floor with his soggy underpants and said, "I wish this room had a window because it must smell like a sperm bank. Hope nobody else needs the fitting room for the rest of the day."
We exchanged cell phone numbers and promised to stay in touch. Four days later Tim called, said he had a friend who wanted to meet me and suggested I drop over Sunday afternoon at 5 to have a drink and cook some burgers. Nice house on the outskirts of town. Tim opened the door and he was stark naked. He explained his parents were out of town, offered me a cold beer and suggested I get out of my clothes. We went to the back yard which was totally surrounded by high bushes which obscured his distant neighbors. When his other naked guest turned around and stuck out his hand my jaw dropped open. It was the assistant minister of our church, Jack Nelson. He looked as surprised as I. Thinking fast, I said, 'Hi. Don Jones, nice to meet you." He knew me well, and my real name is Don Winters.
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"Jack Smith, likewise.", he said.
Tim looked at both of us, realizinwe were both using aliases, and said, "I get it, mum's the word.", and we all changed from looking bewildered to smiling comfortably. Jack was raising a boner as he checked out my cock. About six inches and only remarkable in that it had a curve upward so even tho it started horizontal. the tip was cocked up 45 degrees so we were both pointing at the same cloud.
Jack: "You weren't kidding about the size of that penis after all. I really thought you were putting me on. But you didn't tell me it was uncircumsised. You did tell me he was a taste treat though. I have not had the pleasure of tasting such an organ but perhaps as the evening wears on..."
I said, "Look. I don't like phony baloney. We all know who everybody is and we are all hard, we're all gay, so let's cut the crap and enjoy the evening. So let me just say I'd really like to feel Jack's curvy cock rubbing my prostate."
"Dandy. Then I could dine on your hooded penis.", said Jack."
"And while you're having your appetizer I could fuck your brains out.", said Tim.
So I stretched out on my back while Jack rolled on a rubber and lubed it up. I pulled my knees up and his cock entered me slowly. The sensation was different from the few times I had been bred before and it was a good different to have his cockhead give me a prostate massage. Every time his cockhead rode over my prostate I felt a delicious jolt. My dick obviously was enjoying it too by the way it was seeping precum. Tim bent over and gently sucked my foreskin and smacked his lips. Wow, what a feeling to have a cock up my colon and my willy being sucked at the same time.. I told Tim to take it easy or he'd rob Jack of his treat. Jack was going slowly and being deliberate. Obviously he didn't want his fucking to end too soon and that was dandy for me too but finally his cock drove in balls to the wall and I felt it throb in my pucker. Pity I couldn't feel it and watch it squirt too. He stayed planted until his willy wilted and squished out of its own accord.
Tim allowed as how it was fun watching but he wanted to play too. He wanted to breed Jack while Jack had his introduction to sucking an uncut dong. We agreed and Jack wanted me to warn him off when my ejaculation was imminent so he could watch me cum. Jack laid on his side while Tim rubbered and lubed. Then Tim began the slow and tender entry into Jack's asshole. Obviously with a cockhead Tim's size he had to be careful and tender. I stretched out in the 69 position in front of Jack and he retracted my foreskin. I was so hot even that was wildly erotic. Jack took me into his mouth about the same time Tim entered Jack's rosebud. Jack's limp pecker was still leaking a little dishwatery thin jizz and I licked it clean. I took Jack's soft cock into my mouth and as his butt, mouth and cock were simultaneously being pleasured his tool hardened again. I'd never been in a three way before and I was having a very nice time! The good Reverend was a superb cocksucker and he only paused for a moment to announce that my cock was delicious. He was being gentle, not sucking so much as licking. His tongue was making circles around my rod and the only in and out was when he was moved by Tim's dick thrusting up his butt. I wanted this to last forever, but it was only a few minutes until the ascending tightness behind my 'nads signaled my impending ejaculation. I told Jack I was getting close and he lifted his head and used just his thumb and forefinger to masturbate my very sensitive glans, which at this point was leaking precum profusely. "oooh." I moaned. "ooooOOOARGHHH!" I yelled as my manjuice ZZZZZZIPPPED through my cock and splashed on his face. Again and again I spurted and he was busily licking my cum off his thoroughly soaked kisser. "Oh God! What an orgasm! I don't think I ever came that hard before in my life!"
"You are excused for using the Lord's name in vain," Jack said. "And enjoyed it a lot too. Now please resume. My penis is enjoying your ministrations largely." All was quiet for a minute or two and then my tongue was bathed in a warm fluid. Almost simultaneously Jack said, "Sheesh! I just came again. Never did that before." This time his dong softened quickly and he withdrew it. "Too sensitive now." he said.
I was enjoying the taste of his cum. Normally I would rather enjoy watching it squirt, but I had to admit this was tasty jizz.
When Tim unloaded, it was silently, but Jack, feeling Tim's dick throbbing in his rectum, said, "Oh yeah, I can feel you cumming! I just pray it felt as good for you as it did for me."
The trio enjoyed many an escapade together in the future and, horny reader, you may too if you contribute to nifty.org and thereby ensure its continuing efforts on our behalf. Ken Rodman. (rod888man@yahoo.com)
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