JOEY & CHANDLER - Chapter 8
It was around 5:30 in the afternoon when Chandler left work, and soon he was back in the apartment he and Joey lived in.
"Hey Joey," Chandler said as he entered the apartment. "Did you do much while I was gone?"
"Uh, not too much," Joey replied, without mentioning his experience with Phoebe's brother, Frank. Jr.
"So what should we do now? I'm hungry," Chandler said.
"You got food here," Joey answered.
"Sorry Joe, I don't consider year old cheese puffs food," Chandler stated. "We should go for a pizza or something."
"I know a good pizza joint," Joey mentioned.
"I'm not going to Chuck E. Cheese again," Chandler interrupted.
"C'mon Chandler! It was fun the last time we were there."
"Let's just go to Central Perk," Chandler suggested.
"Fine. But I still think Chuck E. Cheese would be better," Joey muttered.
"Joey, you also thought that the animals were really talking in the movie Babe. Based on that alone, I don't think you should be the one making decisions. Now for once, can we do something I want to do?"
"I guess so, Chandler," Joey replied.
The guys headed down to Central Perk and arrived just in time to see Phoebe getting ready to sing.
"Oh, hi guys!" Phoebe said as she saw Joey and Chandler enter Central Perk.
"Hey Pheebs," Chandler replied.
"I'm gettin' something to drink," Joey stated.
After ordering a coffee, Joey sat down next to Chandler on the couch they always sat on in Central Perk, and Phoebe began to talk to them.
"Hey did you guys know that my brother is in town?" Phoebe asked excitedly.
"Yeah, he was over at our place looking for you earlier today," Joey replied.
"Oh, yeah, that's right, he told me you really helped him get over his break up with Alice," Phoebe replied, referring to her brother's 44 year old fiancee.
"Uh, how much did he tell you about what we did?" Joey asked hurriedly.
"He just said that you guys became really good pals, and you made him realize that he's way too young to get married," Phoebe said.
"Yeah, heh heh," Joey laughed nervously. "Uh, umm, well we kinda just hung out together. You know, guy stuff," Joey answered, without revealing what he and Frank Jr. experienced earlier that day.
Just then, Frank Jr. entered Central Perk. As soon as he saw Pheobe, Joey, and Chandler, he waved and walked over to them.
"Hi everybody," Frank Jr. said.
"That is so weird. We were like just talking about you, and you suddenly walk in. So what have you been doing?" Pheobe asked.
"Well, y'know, stuff," Frank Jr. responded.
"That's so good to hear. Well, I've gotta get ready to sing. Bye," Pheobe announced as she headed to the front of Central Perk where she usually performed.
"Y'know, Joey, thanks again for bein' so good to me when I was down on everything, y'know," Frank Jr. stated.
"Yeah, umm, sure, Frank, anything to help a buddy," Joey said.
Chandler observed how nervous Joey was as Frank Jr. continued to talk.
"Y'know Joey, next time maybe Chandler can like, help cheer me up too," Frank Jr. said. "But right now I'm goin' to the washroom."
"Uh, I need to go too. I'll be back Chandler," Joey said as he rushed to follow Frank Jr.
Before Frank Jr. went into the washroom, Joey stopped him and began to talk.
"Frank, buddy, you know that I really enjoyed what we did today, but I'm gonna ask you to do me a huge favor," Joey said.
"Sure, Joey, what do you need?" Frank Jr. asked.
"Well, you know how people didn't understand about you an Alice? Well they really wouldn't understand if they knew what you and I did today," Joey explained.
"Oh, oh that's cool. I won't, y'know tell anybody," Frank Jr. said. "But it would be real cool if I could, like, come over to your place tonight and hang out."
"Sure, come over anytime ya want Frank."
Joey then returned to the couch where Chandler was sitting. He was out of breath after running to meet up with Frank Jr. Soon, Frank Jr. came out of the washroom and said goodbye to Joey and Chandler.
"Well, I'm gonna go buy some ninja stars now, and y'know melt stuff too. So I'll see you guys later," Frank Jr. said as he prepared to leave Central Perk.
As soon as Frank Jr. left, Chandler gave a sarcastic stare at Joey.
"What? What?" Joey asked.
"Exactly how did you cheer Frank up?" Chandler questioned.
"We just, I, you know, we..." Joey stuttered.
"What are you looking for now, fresh meat? You just got through taking advantage of Ross, and now you're teaching Pheobe's brother how to do the wild thing?" Chandler asked.
"Hey, Chandler. I was just showin' him the ropes. Helpin' him get over Alice."
"Oh good, so now you've taught him that mindless sex is better than committed relationships. Oh that's real good Joe," Chandler exclaimed.
"Hey, sometimes you like mindless sex too," Joey countered.
"Yes, but I'm trying to cut down," Chandler replied.
Joey and Chandler soon left Central Perk, and returned to their apartment.
"Oh my God," Chandler replied in shock at what he saw.
"Hey pals, what goin' on?" exclaimed Eddie, the crazy roommate Chandler had a year ago when Joey temporarily moved out. Eddie was handsome, with a good build, dark hair, but was also slightly insane.
"Eddie, wha-what are you doing here?" Chandler questioned.
"Just waitin' to hang out with my pals," Eddie responded.
"You moved out a year ago, I even changed the locks you freak of nature. How did you get in here?" Chandler asked.
"I saw the super and I got him to unlock the door for me. We are roommates y'know."
"Eddie, we're not roommates, you psycho," Chandler said quickly.
"Fine, fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted," Eddie replied and began heading towards the door. Just then a few pieces of silverware dropped out of his coat.
"Hold on," Chandler said. "Empty out your coat pockets."
"Y'know I don't have to put up with this, pal. I thought we were roommates, but I guess you're just too crazy for me to deal with," Eddie replied.
"Joey, search his coat," Chandler said.
"Aw man, cut it out," Eddie exclaimed as Joey pulled out watches, money, and silverware that Eddie was trying to steal. More stolen items fell out of Eddie's pants as tried to leave their apartment.
"Ok, that's it," Chandler said as he witnessed more stolen items fall out of Eddie's clothes. "Take off your pants, Eddie."
"Chandler, you know I'm not into that stuff," Eddie said, looking embarrassed.
"Just take 'em off," Joey said.
"Fine, I got nothin' to hide," Eddie confidently stated as he unbuckled his belt and dropped his pants to the ground. Both Chandler and Joey stared in shock as they realized Eddie wasn't wearing any underwear. Eddie's 9 inch cock was now exposed to Joey and Chandler. More stolen merchandise fell out of Eddie's pants, which were now around his ankles.
"You were able to hide that much stuff in your pants?" Chandler exclaimed as he looked at all of the watches and cash that had fallen out of Eddie's pants.
"It's a good hidin' place. Most guys never look there," Eddie stated. "Hey, y'know I can even forgive you guys for this. How 'bout I move back in tomorrow?"
Chandler was getting more and more annoyed with Eddie's constant insanity.
"Eddie, why can't you just leave?" Chandler asked.
"'Cause we're pals, Chandler," Eddie replied.
"He won't go. He just will not go. You know this psycho used to watch me in my sleep?" Chandler said to Joey. "And now he's here again. Wait, I know how to make sure he doesn't come back."
Eddie's pants were still around his ankles when Chandler pushed him against the kitchen counter. Chandler then pulled down his own pants, and pressed his 8 inch dick between Eddie's ass cheeks.
"Whoa, man. Aw, you know I don't do this kinda stuff I..." Eddie exclaimed.
"Hey, you wanted to be roommates. So we're just doing what roommates do," Chandler said as he began inserting his cock into Eddie's tight ass.
"Ow, man! Not so hard," Eddie shouted as Chandler began forcing most of his cock into Eddie's tight ass hole. Chandler was never this aggressive, but he was so sick of Eddie that he wanted to make sure Eddie would never come back.
Eddie was holding onto the kitchen counter as Chandler thrust in and out of Eddie's ass. Eddie was moaning a little as Chandler kept fucking him with his hard member.
"Hey, I could kinda get used to this," Eddie said.
Chandler, hearing Eddie's comment, began pushing the entire 8 inches of his cock up Eddie's hole as hard as he could.
"Ahhh, Chandler this is too hard," Eddie complained.
Joey just watched in amazement as Chandler, usually the one being taken advantage of, was taking control of this situation.
The pumping continued as Chandler was fully inside of Eddie. Eddie was speechless as he had never had sex this intense. Eddie's cock, without even being touched, began to drip a little pre-cum just because the fucking was so energetic.
Chandler kept pumping and pumping, and soon his cock began to throb, as he came close to orgasm. Thrusting back and forth a few more times sent Chandler over the edge, and he began shooting his whole load up Eddie's tight ass. Chandler's orgasm was intense, and his eyes rolled back as he was overcome with sensations of pleasure.
"Now, are you gonna move back in?" Chandler asked as he pulled his cock from Eddie's ass when his orgasm was finished.
"No, no man. But thanks for the sex, pal. I mean I didn't think I was into that kinda stuff, but that was somethin' pretty amazin'," Eddie stated.
"Good, now can you go?" Chandler asked.
"Sure, pal. Nice to see ya," Eddie said, pulling up his pants before he left.
As soon as Eddie had left, Joey just had to say something.
"Woah, Chandler. That was so, so, you know, so..."
"Joey, let's not talk about it. I mean, how else could I make sure he doesn't come back? He's a psycho," Chandler replied.
"I know, but wow! After that, he'll probably want to come over more often."
Just then, Frank Jr. began knocking on the door.
TO BE CONTINUED?