JOE CADE EATS SHIT

By raunchy wolf

Published on Nov 30, 2014

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This story, as all my stories, are completely works of fiction that spring from my sick twisted mind.

This story is 100% about SCAT and TWISTED STRAIGHT MALES DISCOVERING THEY'RE ACTUALLY SHIT LOVING GAYS!

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JOE CADE EATS SHIT

I think I realized I was different at about 5 or 6. I was by a swimming hole with a small gang of buddies and we stripped down and jumped in. No prob, I did too. It was when I came out to air dry that I noticed everyone starring. I looked down and for the first time realized my dick was at least 3 times bigger than all the other boys' dicks. It hung long and fat, the foreskin adding almost another 2 inches to it. And it was always semi-hard, just lazily throbbing at half-mast.

The other boys gathered around me and actually touched it and stroked it in awe. It got hard really fast, bigger than anybody's hands that stroked it. We all started stroking together and got that crazy heady almost pass out feeling. But my dick squirted white stuff all over the place, giant wads of it that landed on my buddy's crotch. The guys eyed me and asked if I could taste that off my own weiner. I just bent over and started Licking my own cream outta my fat forskin and milked my almost 8 inch freak meat. My buds in turn did it too! They wanted to know what it was like and I let um. Then they turned Larry around and told me to stick my big dick in his hole, that he was a secret fag and liked it. Larry sorta blushed but willingly turned and bent over. Everyone hockered and spit in his hole to help me lube him, then I just pressed on in. Larry was making all kinds of screwed up faces but then as my head reached deep as it could go he yelped then pushed back harder and harder. The boys were all whacking off touching us, eyes glossed over in lust.

Then I started cumming again, loud. It was the most intense thing I'd yet felt ever. As it subsided, I pulled out and examined my dick. Under the hood was a lot of creamy shit and ass mucus. As the guys watched I bent back over and hastily gobbled up the mess on my cock, intrigued by the smell, drawn to it almost involuntarily. The guys made faces and then we swam to wash off. That was one of my best memories for years...

It was also the last time I messed with boys for many years. I was fucking straight! I loved pussy! I was just like my dad, a fucking pussy whore. My dad was always fucking my mom all over the house, hardly ever trying to hide it. His cock was immense and uncut just like mine. It made him proud to see his boy was hung like him. He said our huge cocks were made for cunt, made to plow it fuck it mangle it. He liked me being a whore and using that fucking thing. It was god's gift to us and we had to make Him proud. Crazy fun, my parents; German from Texas dad and saucy dark-skinned Cuban mom. They supported me in everything, pushed me into sports (more than anything to get more pussy!). They let me stay out all night whenever I wanted knowing I was fucking and using my god-given man meat.

And so I fucked girls, so many I couldn't keep count. I made sure everybody knew what I was packing. No matter where I went the eyes would drop and they'd see that monster stretching whatever fabric I was in and want it deep inside them. I was never without a girlfriend but really liked fucking a lot of women and being free to do it. My best buddy Jack was a better mate actually. We hung out all the time. He was my star linebacker on my star team where I was star QT. He was huge, like 6'2" giant belly and arms, hairy gorilla, packing a good 10 inches of meat himself. We were fucking women together, we were fucking pairs...we were fucking everyone everywhere. I really loved taking the cunts we were fucking and plunge into their assholes too. We'd watch each other tearing these holes apart, then lean down together and watch each other suck their gaping anuses and cum together deep in them then swap them and suck each others cum out of them and cum again. We were that kinda whore buddies. It wasn't gay cause we did it with women, right?

Of course there were those times we couldn't get pussy. Jack turned me on to bookstores. Fuck I loved sticking my cock thru the hole and getting either a mouth or an ass to pump into. Shit the first time we musta hit like 5 different spots in the city. I dumped so much cum I was delirious after. It was awesome not even givin it a passing thought that it was men I was dumping my cum into. Since at first I was chicken shit Jack and I were in the booth together sweating like pigs taking turns at the hole just like we did with bitches. When I was using it he'd sit there jacking his cock watch entranced, and vice versa. I'd tell him look and I'd bend over and suck my own meat while he pounded into the wall, making him so jealous cause his fat bear belly was too big for him to suck his own. Man we had fun in those places.

We went a lot one summer that for some reason it seemed women were scarce. We'd spend hours there returning 2 or 3 times in a day or night. One time we were crazy lusty fucking this wide open hole. The "hole" reached thru and handed us a bottle of some lube and said "use your hand." We just kinda looked at each other and shrugged, why not. I put mine thru first. Fuck it was incredible, my hand just slid right in, deep into the hole's guts. I pulled out and rammed it again, fucking this sloppy ass hard with my hand. Jack was beating his meat furiously seeing the hole illuminated by the mini movie watching my hand penetrate it up to the forearm! Then he lubed his hand and between my strokes shoved his hand in there. We built up a rhythm, my hand his hand my hand his hand, beating our meat, the heads rubbing against each other. I felt it cumming first and as his hand was in I shoved in my meat, jack grasping it and stroking me off inside the ass! We pulled out and Jack was on his knees slurping my cum from this giant hole then stood up and shot his load in right after. We were stsnding so close, I could smell my cum on his hard breath. As he came we just leaned in and swapped that nasty ass/cum juice, shoving our tongues deep into each others throats.

That was the first time I ever kissed a guy. It was intense.

We stood there breathing hard, our cocks still throbbing, just kinda looking at each other with slightly different eyes. It was weird but neither of us freaked about it. We couldn't wait to do it again. We whispered to the hole how to get in touch and try that again. The hole slipped us a paper with a number. It wasn't long till we called and arranged to meet there again.

That night jack and I had a few drinks and a doobie first so we were really loose asnd horned up for this. We picked a bigger booth with a bigger hole, as instructed, and waited. Naked we just watched each other jacking, me bent over looking at jack sucking my foreskin. Jack came over to me, kneeled and started sucking it with me. We slobbered over my cock making out with it between us, really into it. Then we heard the door in next booth open, a bottle of lube drop thru the hole and that giant beautiful ass just stuck right into the immense hole in the wall, already lubed and wide open. We lubed up looking at each other and started plunging our hands in, making out the whole time, taking turns fucking fisting feeling each others cocks. Jack knelt and started simply sucking my meat while I fisted the hole, then I did the same. The hole told us try both hands at one. We put our hands next to each other and after some struggle fit both our hands into the guts in that huge ass. We were insane beating our meat and kissing like lovers, then we stood and this time jack filled the hole first then I sucked it out and came passing it to him. As our waves passed we just held each other and kissed and wondered what the fuck was going on?!?!?! Oh and a curious thing, as I sucked the cum I realized there was a strong smell and taste to the cum, really strong. SHIT STRONG. And I liked it. And so too apparently did Jack how was kicking my face then down sucking the hole deeply, scooping the stank out with his hand into his mouth. We were making out with each other's shitty cum!! It was so fucking good.

Jack took the lube, staring into my eyes, and lubed his own hole! I was open mouthed in shock.

"My ass is full of shit buddy Joe. And I think I really like what we just tasted and did..." With that he just turned around and backed himself onto my huge fuck meat. The guy in the hole had his face thru whispering "fuuuuuck!!!"

I started fucking my buddy's hole! I could feel the warm mushy turds surrounding my 11 inch meat. I slowly fucked in to the hilt then slowly pulled almost out. In the mini movie glow I could see the dark paste encircling my cock on the out thrust. I could smell the room filling with the stink of shit. The guy in the hole was running his fingers on my shft snd feeding it to himself. I then pulled out and fell to my knees right in front of this guy and started sucking my buddies shit filled anus deep, sucking like I really wanted what was in there. I felt jack push a little and soft serve slid out into my open mouth.

"Fuuuuuuuccckkkk!! Pass that to me man let me taste that!!" the face in the hole said. And I did. I was kissing a fucking dark face thru a hole in a bookstore, swapping my buddy Jack's shit with it!!! Then Jack turned around and fucking joined us!!! It was insane!!! It was the best thing I'd ever tasted, ever did, ever. It's like my head felt like everything id ever done led to this one moment, in this fucked up blue glow, swapping shit thru a hole! I jumped up and blew my load all over both their shit covered faces!!

"EAT MY SHIT CUM YOU FUCKING PERVERTS EAT IT FUCKERS!!!"

I was yelling this shit, in this bookstore, insane with lust and perversion!

Then I got down and took Jack's shitty cumload too! I sucked it right outta him like a shit hose!!

THEN THE FUCKING FIST HOLE PUT HIS COCK THRU THE HOLE AND SHOT HIS CRAZY HUGE LOAD OF SPERM ALL OVER OUR FACES AS WE MADE OUT LAUGHING AND KISSING!!

When it was over we just sat there looking at each other, eyes glittering.

"Well buddy," Jack said, "I think we just discovered what was missing all this time, huh?"

We just laughed, kneeling naked on the filthy floor of the bookstore, covered in cum and shit. Us. Two fucking straight guys really into pussy. YEAH!

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