This story is a work of fiction. Please contact me at baptisterdupont@hotmail.com for anything.
New year's resolution
I will:
Lose 10 lbs
Learn mandarin
Learn piano
Go to Brazilian jiu jistu practice
Get better grades at university
Spend less money, start saving
Make more friends
Cook through half of the book mastering the art of french cooking
Recycle my garbage
Taking people's advice, starting a blog to track down my weight loss journey and giving out recipes
Go to bed at 11, get up at 7
Keep the apartment guest ready 24/7, i live in the heart of Toronto after all
Cut down on drinking and smoking
Going for quality than quantity on shopping
Calm down and find myself a decent man to date
Be more north American and blend in
Polish my poise, live like the lovely and elegant and icy person in my imagination
I will not
Being procrastinate
Getting drunk every night
Only call dad when i need money
Survive on white bread
Whining to friend why I'm single all the time
Having sex with random people
Lying in bed all day if i don't have class
Watching Netflix or watching YouTube video all day long
Bitching about people
Buying things i know i am not going to use
January 1
1 pm:
fuck, I'm dying, I'm never gonna drink like last night ever again. Oh thank god, i didn't forget to put a big glass of water on the night stand, my lips are so chapped, my throat is so dry it hurts. Much better after the water. But shit, i really need to pee now, the last thing i wanna do now is to get up, should i go? Should i go?. Fuck!
When I'm struggling to get up i saw a man lying beside me in bed, still sleeping. Forgot i came back home with Yegor. Yegor is a cute Russian boy, who is what i call very Russian, dirty blonde, blue eyes, tall and slim. We met last night at young's party. Of course i know him before last night, i had heard from young about him few times, apparently he came here to Toronto with his parents when he was 6 or 7 years old, i just had never met him before last night. Young is a good friend of mine, who came to Canada from china for his master degree several years ago, and now works as a tour guide, always on the run, but still he manage to know pretty much every gay guy in Toronto somehow. Unlike those stories I've heard about Chinese people, young is a very outgoing, very nice guy, he is also a well known slut and a party animal. I had once asked him if he had ever thought about to settle down and be in a relationship, and all i got from him was a funny look and five words: i do not do boyfriends. Young is a very hot guy, especially those jaw lines, you can grate cheese on them. and I've heard stories about how good he is in bed, but i have never fancied about him even once. Maybe we are just to close to do the nasty.
Back to my bedroom, i am now staring at Yegor, watching him sleep peacefully. Suddenly i feel like a pervert who likes to jerk off to people who's asleep, so immediately i stopped watching and get up for the toilet, and i heard him turning over.
"good morning Jacob." he said, sounds half asleep.
"morning Yegor" i said as i lay back next to him.
"how are you"
"I'm super hang over, and i really need to pee"
"that sounds hot" he said
"the hang over part or the peeing part?" i said, trying my best to smile and act not hang over.
"the piss part" he said with an evil smile
"do you have a piss fetish or something?" i said and hoping he's not into golden shower or something
"no, i don't, but the idea of fucking you again while you have a bladder full really turns me on, I'm so hard now my dick is leaking pre cum" he said a bit lustfully.
"that's because you're only 19 and you just woke up, plus, I'm too hang over to do the shit again." i said while trying to get up and release my bladder.
"come on, don't be so cruel," he said and grabbed my hand and put my hand on his dick, and it's really hard, "see, how cruel it would be if you left it alone," he said while stroking his dick with my hand, "feel that, get inside of my foreskin with your thumb, yeah, see how much pre cum I'm leaking right now, I'm so wet down there I'm gonna get an yeast infection"he said while I'm massaging his piss slit, but totally burst into laugh when i heard he said yeast infection, to stop my laugh i put both of my hand over my face to cover my mouth, but i forgot how much pre cum i have on my thumb, so its all over my face and the corner of my mouth.
"ewww" i tried to get some tissue from the night stand to wipe it off but only to find out I'm out of tissue, and then my sheets came to my eyes, but I'd have to do a spot clean later if i wiped it off with it, so i did the only thing i could at the time. I put my thumb into my mouth and licked all the pre cum clean and then wiped my face with thumb and repeated the licking.
"that's a good boy" Yegor said with a strong look full of lust
"shut up, it's only because I'm out of tissue and i don't want to spot clean my sheets"
"whatever, but now, let me fuck that plump ass of yours, you got some really sweet cake for daddy"
"what are you doing? Go away, get off me, I'm too hang over, and i need to pee" I'm trying to push him off me
"shush shush, it's OK, ill be gentle, ill go very slow" he said and looking really deep into my eyes, and this look is making me drowning into his big watery blue eyes.
"OK" i murmured as he lean over and kiss me. Honestly, morning breath and all, it was really not good at first, but it got a lot better after he pushed his tongue to my throat, and i don't smell that awful morning breath anymore. And it just led us into pure lust. We are kissing very passionately while he is grinding his dick on mine, he is really leaking pre cum, and me too, so wet i think we can fuck without lube.
"oh my god you taste so good" this sexually hungry boy said as he move down to my neck, to my chest, to my nipples, the most sensitive spots on my body, he sucked them, licked them and gently bite them, wherever this boy learned how to do this, this boy is really sending me to heaven, as i moaned louder, he moved down to my tummy, and licked, sucked, gently bit every part of my torso, making a really lustful noise from his nose, then he moved down to my dick engulfed half of my dick, and he gagged. Clearly this boy doesn't have too much experience on cock sucking, so i had go guide him.
"work on my dick like you did to my nipple, just don't bite it" i said lustfully. Oh boy, this boy is a fast learner, his tongue is magical.
"oh my god, you are making me cum soon" i yelled out, and he moved down to my balls, which is delivering an even stronger feeling, and i moaned louder, guess he sensed that so he turned me over started working on my ass. He squeegeed my cheeks, planed a kiss on each cheek and started gently biting them. This boy has a thing for biting, but this is working for me. He then buried his face to my ass and started to seriously eating my ass out. Again, this kid has a really talented tongue, he opened my hole with his tongue, and pushed it inside, started tongue He then came up to me and started fucking my mouth with his tongue, and grinding my hole with the tip of his dick, this feels so good that i don't even need to do anything but just relax and enjoy the service. Then, he pushed his dick in my ass very hard and very sudden
"hmmmmmm" i shouted out but it wasn't loud since his tongue is in my mouth, then he started to focus on my hole
"you said you're gonna go slow you asshole! And you're noting wearing a condom"i said in pain.
"shush, shush," he whispered to my ear "its OK, its OK" and then he started to kiss me again while he moves he dick slowly to give me time to adjust, and i find it somehow romantic. The pain is gone, and i started to moan in pleasure, and he started to get a bit rougher, then rougher, then even rougher, he's now fucking me like he's punish me instead of make love to me romantically, and his dick is hitting my prostate with each thrust. When people say getting fucked with a bladder full feels a lot better they weren't kidding, the feeling is so strong, feels like the piss has reached to the edge of my piss slit and I'm going to wet my bed at any moment, and my dick is so hard i fear it's going to explode, and remember that rush feeling when you shoot your cum? That's how i am feeling now, only its lasting. It feels so good it almost feels like a torture, on the edge to cum all the time but you just cant shoot that load.
"oh fuck Yegor! God damn it it feels good, faster! faster!" I'm now just yelling purely in lust.
"oh yeah? You want it faster bitch? I'll give what you want then you stinky french cocksucker!" he yelled back, and grabbed a fistful full of my hair, push my to the pillow, started to fuck me a lot faster.
"oh you french faggot, i see you can really take a rough fuck" Yegor said with a drop of sweat dropped on the side of my face.
"yes yes yes! i love it! Fuck me with your big cock! Fuck me hard!"
"I'll fuck you good, don't you worry, i will fuck you good"
And we moan louder and louder, so loud I'm afraid the neighbor is going to complain.
"fuck Jacob! Your ass feels so fucking good, fuck! Where do you want me to shoot my cum"
"shoot your juicy cum on my back!"
"oh yeah? Oh yeah? You want me to shoot it on your back? Oh fuuuuccccck! Aah! Aah! Aah!" i feel his dick pumping inside of my ass, and he is hugging me tight from my back when he comes, and it makes feel so secure for some reason.
"fuck Jacob, that was good" he says while lying on my back and catching his breath, and his body is really hot, his sweat made my back wet, and his dick is still inside of me.
"you son of a bitch, you shot it inside of me!"
"sorry i didn't mean to, but your my dick felt too good in your ass and i pretty much drowned into it"
"you were asking me where to shoot right before your orgasm"
"hahahaha, sorry, but don't worry, I'm clean"
"you better be. Now, get off me, i haven't cum yet"
"i can help with that, where do you want to shoot your load then?" Gregory asks me with a very seductive look
"i don't know" i said it sensually, "how about inside those lips of yours?"
"sounds perfect" he give me one more seductive look and then started to suck my cock, he pulled back my foreskin and started to massage my dick with his tongue, twirling it, licking it, then sucking it hard, soon he sent right to the edge.
"fuck Yegor, I'm gonna cum, fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming, here it goes, aah! Aah! Aah!" my dick keeps pumping in his mouth, maybe its too much for him to handle, he gagged and spilled some of my cum out, but he swallowed whatever was left in his mouth, and wipe the cum on is chin with his fingers and then licked those fingers clean, and he cleaned my dick with his mouth after that.
Shit! I've shagged another stranger. I mean he is not completely a stranger, but I've only met him last night. Well, you know what, come to think about it, you cant really start your new years resolutions on new years day, there's always new years parties, and people trying to have fun, so it makes much more sense it new years resolution starts on the 2nd of January. Plus, Yegor is no longer a stranger to me, so i can still shag him without feeling guilty about the no sleeping with stranger resolution. And now, i really need to pee.
"I'm going to pee now, make your self home" i said to Yegor and then went straight to the bathroom. I feel much better after the piss. don't you agree with me that pissing and pooping is definitely on the top 10 most satisfying things list?
"do you have anything to eat?" Yegor asks
"well," i guided him to the kitchen and opened the fridge, "i have quark cheese, strawberry jam, some bread, oh, and some leftover orange sponge cake i made a couple days ago, and I'm pretty sure i have some cereal too." i answered to Yegor, "just grab whatever you want to eat"
"they are all sweet?" he said in disbelief
"well, we only eat sweet food for breakfast back in France"
"what is quark cheese?" he asked
"it's a soft cheese from Germany i think, with a texture and taste similar to yogurt, but creamier, it's very good with just a sprinkle of sugar or a spoonful of jam."
"i thought you guys eat croissants for breakfast" he said with a cute smile on his face.
"usually its just some bread with jam, croissants are for special occasions like guests" i explained to him. People have been asking me some myths they heard about us ever since the day i landed this country.
"i see. I'll go for some quark cheese then. Also that cake of yours sounds great too."
"OK then, help yourself. Try this strawberry jam with the quark cheese, i made them." i said while helping him to get food out of the fridge, "would you like some frosting for the cake? I have some orange flavored custard based butter-cream."
"is everything here homemade?" he asked in surprise.
"well, pretty much, i like cooking from scratch, they tend to taste better and much cheaper" i answered. I do cook most of my food from scratch, i even bake my own bread too. But only on those days when I'm not lazy.
"wow, you'll make a great housewife" he said while stuffing his mouth with a piece of cake. Only did he know how lazy i am, but getting a complement does make me feel good. But wait, something feels weird, he didn't brush his teeth! Well, i guess its no big deal since we are still naked and i still have his cum in my ass.
He thanked me for food, and excused him for the bathroom, and started to put dishes in the sink to do them later, and then, i heard a very loud and long fart from the bathroom, followed with the very loud sound pooping. There, it all went well until that. I was even fantasizing the details of our life together in the future as a couple. And those bubbles just got burst by the sound of his nature calling. Then i heard the toilet flush sound, then the shower sound, then the sound of him calling me to get him new bar of soap. So i went in to the bathroom and i almost fainted by the smell. Oh god, i think I'm gonna do a deep cleansing to the bathroom when he's gone.
He got dressed after showering, actually quite cute, although he has absolute no sense of fashion nor style, but he still looks cute. But i just cant see him the same way as i did before i heard the sound of him farting and pooping and smelled the "essential gas" of him. But he doesn't seem to mind it at all, and i feel so awkward. he hugged me and kissed me goodbye but his kiss feels somehow very gross to me now. God, please just go, just get going already.
"I'm glad i went to the part last night, very glad to meet you, Jacob." he said
"like wise." i said to him and tried to give him a friendly smiley face.
"have a good rest," he said and waved me goodbye, "text me"
"ciao"
I closed the door behind me. Yep. Good job. Farting and pooping. And he probably spends a lot of time on his phone too, i thought. And I'm a little bit hungry now. But the thought of what happened back there in my bathroom just makes me have no desire to eat anything. So i went to the bathroom, thanks to the soap and shampoo, it now smells much better. I sit on the toilet, pushed out as much cum as i can, and then douched myself to get out all the cum, and then i jumped in to the shower. I still cant get over it, everything went so well, the sex was incredible, he doesn't look like an asshole either, and he likes my cooking, it all went so well until he went to the bathroom. Am i too picky? Everyone farts and poops right? But do everyone fart that loud on the first date? I cant even call it a date can i? And the smell of the bathroom after he used it, can i honestly take all this everyday in the future? Of course if we are together as a couple in the future, but can i really?
I dried myself after showering. Looking into the mirror, i see myself covered with a very thin layer of fat, that's what we call it "the baby fat", still very defined, still in shape, just you don't see any abs. But i think i must have really nice chest muscles since mine chest is so big. Maybe a bit too big. And my ass. Is it really that good? My ass is big for sure, but i just don't see how attractive my ass is, but i guess it is attractive since people are telling me that all the time. But they have no idea how hard it is for me to buy a pants that fits. Pretty much i have to take every pants that i bought to the tailor to hammer it, and it is expensive here in Toronto, taking a bit room in on the legs, shorten the length, and take in the waist can cost a lot, sometimes more than the pants itself.
I decided to go out for a walk only realized that everywhere is closed today, so i cleaned the apartment instead.