Disclaimer: This story is pure fiction. It's not meant to imply that I have personal knowledge of the sexual orientations or personal lives of those mentioned.
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Hot & Horny Habs: Prologue (Revised)
Prior to the 2009-2010 NHL regular season, the media had predicted that the Montreal Canadiens would be one of the worst teams in the Eastern Conference that season, thus they would miss the playoffs. Not only did the team make the playoffs, they went all the way to the Eastern Conference Finals. In the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, the team would find themselves down three games to one in the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals and then surprised everybody by rallying to win three straight games, and defeating the heavily favoured Washington Capitals in seven. They followed that up by pulling off another huge upset by defeating the defending Stanley Cup Champions Pittsburgh Penguins in seven games in the Eastern Conference Semifinals. The team would eventually falter against the Philadelphia Flyers in the Eastern Conference Finals and would be eliminated in five games.
Most of the team's success down the stretch in the regular season and throughout the postseason were due to the play of goaltender Jaroslav Halak. He actually started the regular season as the team's backup to Carey Price, however, Carey had struggled and posted a sub-par record of 13-20-5, but did manage to post a respectable goals against average of 2.77 and a save percentage of .912 during the regular season. No matter how many times the team would be badly outplayed down the stretch, Jaroslav would always come up big by standing on his head in between the pipes.
Jaroslav and Carey were free agents as of July 1st of that year. Weeks went by and neither of them were re-signed by the club, thus, sparking up rumours that either of them could be traded. In mid-June, the team announced that they traded Jaroslav Halak to the St. Louis Blues in exchange for prospects Lars Eller and Ian Schultz. This came as a shock to the fans. When asked about the trade, the team's general manager, Pierre Gauthier stated that the organization still believes Carey will become an élite goaltender in spite of his recent struggles.
After that became settled, the focus now turned to whether Carey would even re-sign with the club. The months of July and August went by, and there was still no announcement of a signing, thus, rumours starting swirling again about Carey potentially being traded. It wasn't until early September that the team announced that they had come to terms on a new 2-year contract worth (US)$5.5 million. It was a surprise to many that they didn't just agree to a 1-year contract due to Carey's struggles last season.
Not only did Carey have his struggles last season on the ice, but he was also struggling with something off the ice. Something that had actually been affecting him for a few years and was driving him crazy. It's the realization that Carey made when he was about 15 years old. Carey is bisexual.
When he was younger, Carey often invited some of his teammates over to watch porn with him. The hot young goalie would always make sure that the movie was long and very hot. He would also make sure that there were several towels available and lied them down on the floor to catch their cum. Carey would mainly put on a movie that involved some slutty college girl with big tits and a shaved pussy getting gangbanged by the college's sports teams.
In spite of all the circle jerks they had, nobody was aware of Carey's sexual orientation. Proof of this showed each time somebody had done something stupid in the locker room and called a "fag". This really did annoy Carey, but he wasn't ready to uncover his secret yet. There was nothing he could do and had to keep telling himself things will get better when he gets older.
It's now September 2010, and Carey still hadn't fucked or been fucked by any guys yet. The hunky goaltender was really frustrated at this point. Sometimes he wondered if there were any non-straight people in the NHL. Little did Carey know, his question would be answered on the first day of training camp. This is a story of how the term "team bonding" takes on a whole new meaning.