HOMO SAPIENS ANONYMOUS VII
Our speaker today will discuss the progress of legalization of gay marriage and gay rights. For newcomers, this group meets for the intelligent discussion of gay issues and the anonymous means all you may hear remains here, without exception. The initiation fee for newbies is for you to tell us your name and describe your first gay orgasm.
A twentiesh young man stood and said his name was Fred and the group in unison said "Hello Fred."
"I was in seventh grade and played in the middle school band. We practiced with the high school band, but did not march with them. I sat next to a tall lanky kid named Elmer who also played trumpet and he had helped me with the instrument and also with some of my knottier homework problems. I had known for years I was gay and for some reason I had an inkling Elmer was too. And he turned me on. So one day after practice as we were walking home I said, hey Elmer, I've heard guys talking about jacking off but I don't know what that means. That was a bald faced lie because I'd been bashing the bishop for about a year. Elmer asked if I had been having wet dreams and I said yes. That was a lie too because I said goodbye to those from the day I learned how to have an orgasm by hand.
Elmer said, "My parents are at work so come on over to my house and I'll teach you about jacking off." When we got there he said, "OK, now we take our clothes off."
"We did, and he had a boner before I even got my pants off and it was awesome. At least twice as long as my four inches but no thicker. Long and skinny like the rest of him. He went into his parents bedroom, came back with a tube of KY jelly and said next we get into the bathtub."
Elmer laughed and said, "You look puzzled. You know the goo you make with a wet dream? Well we're going to make a lot more mess than with a wet dream and the bathtub solves the cleanup problem. Now you sit down facing me, put your legs over mine, and exactly what I do to you, you do to me."
"He started out feeling my balls and sort of rolling them around. I couldn't exactly do that because his 'nads were pulled up tight to the base of his tool. Then he started stroking me dry and then with the lube. Now, I'd never seen another guy's hardon before let alone touched one and I was hot! But, still stroking me, when he put his finger in my pooper, I lost it. I didn't even get that feeling I was about to cum, it just happened, and I squirted my load all over him. It took him a couple more minutes until he came, and man did he fire a salvo. At least twice as much jizz as me. So we took a shower and got dressed. Then he said he had more to show me and we made a date for the next afternoon." And Fred sat down.
The moderator said, "We have plenty of time, so tell us what happened the next day."
"Well, we got in the bathtub again and he said he'd always wondered what it would feel like if somebody played trumpet on his cock. He meant the buzzing the lips make in the mouthpiece and he wanted me to do it on the underside of the head of his dick. So I did for a while and he said he was getting close and he wanted me to stop. He told me he wanted to put his peter in my ass. I wasn't so hot for that. I told him I thought it would hurt but he said he'd bet that I had pooped bigger turds than his tool. And that was true so I said OK. He greased up his skinny boner, put me on hands and knees and stuck it in me. It hurt a little when he put it in, but then he shoved the whole thing in and started to screw me and after a minute or so it started to feel good. In a couple of minutes he let out sort of a moan, jammed it in to the hilt and I felt it sort of pulse and realized he was cumming. The thought of all that goo shooting into me was pretty exciting. He didn't move for a minute or so and then he pulled it out.
"So naturally I wanted him to do the trumpet thing for me and he did. But the buzzing felt too rough and I asked him to just suck me. He put his finger in my fanny again and wiggled it around while he sucked me and his tongue was playing a tune on my boner. I can't tell you how good it felt, but I imagine most of you can guess. Based on how fast I popped the day before he was being very slow and gentle with my woody but nonetheless it wasn't more than a couple of minutes before I told him I was getting close. Then he just tickled the tip of me with his tongue. I'd. Never felt anything like that before. When I would choke my chicken I was always eager to cum but he was just inching me toward it. I remember feeling like he was blowing up a penny balloon up behind my balls. And it got tighter and tighter and later he told me like I sounded like a cat in labor. Finally the balloon exploded and the jizz blasting down my cock was so fast and hard it felt more like I was shooting little peas. He took the first couple of squirts and then pulled away to watch. Even tho I had unloaded just the day before, it was maybe the biggest collection of semen I had ever shot."
Fred sat down but, no surprise, someone in the group asked him whether they had gotten together again. " No. A couple of days later his dad came home from work early and caught Elmer and another kid in the bathtub. He threw the other boy out the front door naked, beat the crap out of Elmer and told him if he ever did anything like that again he'd have him castrated. Seems unlikely, but Elmer was out of circulation after that. How the other kid rode home on his bike bareassed I can't guess. And how he explained to his folks how he came home with no clothes, no key, no wallet and no watch, I don't know.
A tall guy in his twenties stood, introduced himself as Will, the group said hello and Will began his initiation story: "I got an after school job in the beauty parlor where my mom goes. I was saving up for a moped. It was pretty easy. Just swept up all the hair, polished the mirrors, stocked the supples of hair goo and so forth. There were three female beauticians and Phil, a guy who was mostly a colorist. You know, he specialized in dye jobs. He was a funny friendly guy and everyone liked him. I'm six feet two and he was about five inches shorter than me. He was an amateur photographer and often showed me his recent stuff. One day we were the only two left in the shop and he showed me a picture of himself standing naked in a dark room facing a window. The camera was behind and to the left of him. He asked if I wanted to see more and I said yes so he turned the page. In the next picture, he had turned to the left so he was in profile. He had an erection, and a surprisingly large penis for a relatively small man. He showed me four if five more and they were all similar, just at different angles. But the angle of his penis was always the same, pointing almost straight up. Then he looked at me with a smile and said, "I showed you mine, now I want you to show me yours."
"Well, I was a horny kid and looking at those pics got me hard. I knew from the time I was a little boy I was gay, but I had been able to not let anybody know about it. So I dropped my pants and my boner was sticking straight out. Phil shucked his pants too and then he asked if I wanted to touch his woody. I said yes. Jeez his tool was about an inch shorter than my eight incher with an oversized head that looked like a Nazi helmet and he had a really big pair of balls. Everything looked bigger than it was because the rest of his body was pretty small. So I reached over and felt those billiard ball nuts. He didn't ask if he could suck me, he just went to his knees and took me into his mouth. Wow, what a sensation! I don't know how long I lasted, but real soon it felt like I had a bucket of cum in me that had to get out. I guess I started moaning or something but he knew I was about to pop and he moved aside and stroked me a couple of times and I exploded. The orgasm was so violent I took a step backward like it was the recoil from a shotgun. I don't know how long it lasted, and it wasn't a bucketful, but it was a lot. I shot my goo all over the floor and it went out a couple of feet."
Will sat down but a chorus from the group wanted to know what happened next. Will, still sitting, said, "Hey, I thought my initiation was just to tell about my first gay orgasm?" The group egged him on, so he stood again and said, "Well, I was still pretty hot and my hardon stayed hard so when he asked me to blow him, I jumped at the chance. He lasted a whole lot longer than I did, but I was trying to work with my tongue like he did. Trouble was, his cockhead was so big it filled up most of my mouth. I played with his balls while I sucked and let me tell you it was almost as much fun as when he did me. When he came, it was a surprise. I felt his cock jump a little and then his jizz started to fill my mouth. I swallowed some, but my mouth was full of dick and I had to give up after a couple of spurts. He didn't shoot near as far as I did, but those monster nuts sure poured out a monster load. And somebody's going to ask, so I'll say yeah, we had more of the same every week or so afterwards."
The speaker's talk can be summarized in a sentence. Legalization of gay marriage and equal legal rights for the gays of all persuasions is proceeding at an accelerating pace.
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