Homeless Dude

By Ricardo Escobar

Published on Jun 19, 2006

Gay

[scat, piss, cheese, man stink, deep rimming, and general raunch]

If you're not into any of this, you'd best check out some of the more vanilla stories here. If you're under age and all that, go get a bud or two your age and get down and dirty with them. You know there's plenty of horny dudes that age around to play with. There were when I was your age. But the fuckin' law says you can't stay here. Would love to help you out some, but... sigh!

Is this story true? Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe yes/no, maybe wishful thinking, maybe reality... that's up to you to decide. The main purpose of telling it is to stimulate your hormones and your interest in things piggy... So get naked and boned, install that dildo you love so much, dig out that skuzzy jock strap a bud left a couple weeks ago; it hadn't been washed for over a year and he wore it a lot. Put it over your nose so you can inhale that wonderful man aroma and stroke with joy. Smell the piss and cum left in it, and the brown stains and ass hairs there where the straps meet in back... And, above all, enjoy yourself as you read this pig tale...

I got lots of great feedback on the first part of this story from pigs all over and I hope this continuation turns you on too... let me know at: Ricardo_246@hotmail.com

Well, you remember where I left off from the first part? Matt was going to meet me at that park where I drained him of his shit, piss, cum and cheese. Well, it's time to see if he shows up. I was boned all the way from home to that park. Will he be there or not? I parked the car and walked up to where that bench was. It was still fairly light out. He wasn't there, but a hot looking guy was. Wow! Hot as hell!

"You looking for Matt?"

"Yeah, I am. You know him?"

"You must be Rico then. Yeah, Matt and I have been buds for a couple of years. Sorta look out for each other, ya know. I'm Todd. Matt'll be along in a few. He's doing some yard work today and will be a little late. Asked me to be here to let you know. Have a seat."

Todd, like I said, was hot as hell. Really handsome. Slender. Long silky, black hair and a black beard. Dark eyes, red lips. He was only wearing cutoffs and a tank top. His legs had that same silky, black hair and the hairs peeking out from his pits got me stirring "down there" if you know what I mean. "Thanks, Todd. Thanks for waiting here for me to show. I'd hate to have missed Matt."

"I can sure imagine that, man. He said you gave him the best head he's ever had. Totally drained his balls."

"What else did he tell you? About when I sucked him off?"

"Nothin' else. Why? Any more to tell me?" He said that with that sort of shit eating grin on his face. Matt told him everything, I know... that fucker knows what went on and that's fine with me... I know I'm a pig and I'm damned proud of it... I'd be ready to eat shit from Todd any time.... Looking at that hairy body of his, I know his asshole would be the finest around... But there's Matt. I know what his asshole is like...I've rimmed that beauty; I've eaten his shit.. I need to eat more... I need him to fuck my ass. I need him to piss all over me...I need to kiss his hot mouth... I need to do with him things he's never even dreamed of... I need to make him feel that he is fine... just like he is... I need him to know that he is a human being that I want to convince him that, with me, any fucking thing goes. I think a lot of you readers have gone through this sort of thing.... Haven't you? Fess up now, shitheads... If you haven't experienced any of this, than for fuck sakes do it. Anyway......

"Nah, just wondering... yeah, he had a big load for me. Almost couldn't take it all. Nice cheese under his hood too. You uncut like him?"

"Nope. My folks fucked me over, like so many folks do, and took away my skin. Man, wish I could grow it back. Matt and I jack each other now and then when we need some attention, and his skin feels so good to work with. But, like him, when the horns get the best of me, I come down here in hopes of some dude like you would offer to drain me too. I don't look at myself as a whore just because I take money for it. Hell, a guy needs to suck hot dick and have a load in his belly, and I need to be relieved and have a few bucks in my pocket. A lot of people think us homeless are nothing but a bunch of bums. Maybe some are, but not most. I work when I can get it, just like Matt is doing today. I don't do dope, except to smoke a little grass when there's some around, and I only have a beer now and then. So I'm a pretty squeaky clean type, although by the smell of me right now, I guess I'm not all that clean."

He lifted his arms to stretch and show that damp, black forest under his arms. I don't know what came over me, but I leaned over and put my nose in there and inhaled and licked it up. Hot smell and salty acidy taste. Man, it was so great! "Sorry, Todd. Couldn't help myself."

"Hell, Rico, why do you think I showed those pits off for you. I figured you're the type that digs smells of a guy who's not all that clean. If it wasn't that Matt was coming, I'd see if we could get off in those bushes there and show you the rest. Only twenty bucks. Not bad for a big load like I got in me right now."

"Well, fucker, I gotta say you're not bashful. Plus you're hot as hell. Yeah, like you said, if Matt wasn't due soon, I'd take you up on that. Show you what a good blow job is like, even though you probably get some good head from guys around here. But I don't back down on a promise, and I promised Matt I'd be here tonight."

"I know... that's what he said and he wasn't about to not show either. You must've hit it off real well... you two. So maybe one day, you can show me your talents."

So we bullshitted on for awhile, when we spotted Matt coming along the path, with a duffle over his shoulder. Damn he looked good! Dirt on his pants and tee from the yard work he was doing. A little sunburned. Just looked good and healthy. So, of course I boned. Todd noticed that too, and he groped me and said, "Hey fucker, you got good and hard when you saw my bud headed this way. Something must be going on here." He just laughed lightly and took his hand away from my fly.

"Hey Todd. I saw you groping Rico. That's cool, but, fucker, just don't bring him off doing that or he might not want to blow me later."

"No chance for that to happen, Matt. How you doing? You look great. I think I'd lick your asshole right here if it wasn't so light out here." Man, listen to the pig in me coming out in the open, right in front of his bud and all.

"Sorta beat, Rico. Could stand a cold beer and a hot shower. Then, after I rest a little I could stand a blow job, ala Rico. The best... and maybe an asslicking like you did before. Man I'd never had that done before. Todd, I don't know if anyone's ever licked your stinking butt hole but that is so fuckin' hot."

Todd says, sorta mournfully, "Nah, never had that done, but I know if you got off on him doing that, that I would too. You guys must've really gotten into a lot in those bushes last week! Hey, Rico, hope to connect up with you if Matt doesn't wear you out."

"Sounds like an idea Todd," being real piggy again. Then to Matt, "Hey, you mean I gotta wait to get at that hot dick of yours? Shit... well, come to think of it, we got all night. You're staying over, right? Better be."

"Yeah , I'm stayin' for sure. You said you'd cook us up some supper, and throw these dirty clothes in the washer and maybe smoke a little and drink some beer and have a good time. Look at my crotch, man... you've got me boned already... I need to be the center of your attention Rico. That doesn't happen to me all that often."

"You guys get outa here. Shit, you're getting me turned on here. If you go, maybe some dude will come along and swing on my dick and fill my pockets with some cash. Out!"

So we got up and started off. "Good luck Todd. Hate to see you sitting there horned and nothing to do but hope for a good head job. When a hot one shows up, ask him would he eat out your ass. Bet he would."

Matt said, "Hey bud, thanks for holding down the bench and keeping Rico entertained. Later, man. Good luck."

"Don't worry about me, dudes... you have fun... at the worst I can jack off... but I feel lucky... I think I'll score in a while."

So we walked back to the car as it was getting dark. We got in and before I started the engine, Matt put his hand on my leg and rubbed up and down, and said, "Rico, I'm cool with it. I'm cool with everything that went down last week. I'm not shitting you man. I'm so looking forward to tonight. I gotta get more of what you got to give me. I know you said it felt great to really let loose with me last week. Well, here's a chance to let loose even more. And, who knows, I might give you more than just my shit and cum and piss. It's time that I really let go, just like you did last week. Hard to say, man. I'm open to a lot. You said you got a tight asshole to fuck. I've fucked a lot of women, but never a dude. To think that I can get all of my dick into you, up to my balls... man, that would be awesome. And I gotta have you lick my asshole once more... get those sparks flying again. That was totally amazing."

I started the engine and we headed for home. Matt opened his pants and took out his dick and pulled my hand over to it. He was boned too, and pre was leaking out from under his skin. I rolled it back and smeared some of his smeg on my finger... I put my finger to my nose, rubbed it in and nearly went off the road. Shit, man... you guys know just how hot that made me! I hope most of you guys have experienced this sort of thing. You know, the feeling that's there. The smell of that cheese. I could hardly wait until we got home.

Well, it didn't take long to get there. I live outside this little town in a nice forest area. Very private. Only have a small, old house in a clearing, but it's all mine and I love it there. We got out and closed up the car. Matt grabbed his duffle and we went on in.

"Rico, I know you like the stink of me, but I'm really feeling grubby and gotta take a shower. OK?"

"Hey, Matt, I told you earlier that we're to relax and let things happen as they happen. Let me get you a couple towels and a wash cloth. Go ahead and take off your clothes and I'll put them in the washer while you shower. Phew, I think I'd better wash this duffle too. A little ripe!" We both laughed at that. He knew just how it smelled as did all the stuff inside.

So I sat on the sofa and eyeballed him close as he stripped off all his clothes... hard to get his drawers off with that boner of his. Really nice slender body... great bush, a patch of dark hair between his nips... those nips of his are to die for... good legs too, with some nice fur on them, and perfect feet... long and narrow. And buns to end all buns... He handed me his boots and I stuck my nose in and inhaled that wonderful combo of leather and sweaty feet. He smiled and went in to the shower. He stayed in there a long time, just luxuriating in that warm water. He whistled happily all the time he was in there. I put his clothes in the washer, saving out a pair of his sox and his tee and briefs for use later, when I'm alone. Got him fresh ones of those. Man, you shoulda seen and smelled those briefs. Skids to die for. Good jack off material for later. When he turned off the water and came out of the stall, I went in and gave him the towel. He obviously loved his body and treated it tenderly. Boned again - both of us.

I bent over and kissed the tip of his cock and it jumped for joy.

"So you got off on my skidded briefs. Good, I worked them up special for you. Hey, Rico, you're still in your clothes. Hey, man, I don't wanna be the only one here naked. Come on, man, get bare."

Hell yes, I got bare! So there we were, buck naked just checking each other out with no bashfulness at all. Just seeing each other in total. He rubbed my nips and my dick, just exploring. "Come on, Matt, before we get so hot we can't do anything else. How about a brew and I'll fix us some supper."

"Sounds good to me, Rico." We walked into the living room and the kitchen nearby with our stiffers bobbing along. I opened a bottle of brew for each of us, and started getting supper ready. He didn't just sit by and watch. He came in and washed up pots and stuff as I was finished with them and I got supper ready. I smeared a little salad dressing on his left tit and sucked on it. He grabbed me and pushed my face to his chest and held me there until I could hardly breathe. I bit his nip and he let go. He loved to play and so do I. This night's gonna be fun after he rested up.

We had a good time gabbing during supper and while we were cleaning up. Then we sat down on the sofa, smoked a number and had another brew. He looked really tired, and I wasn't all that peppy myself... It'd been a hard day for the both of us. Him with his yard work and me with my job with "The Brown." He laid his head down in my lap, right on my dick, and I just massaged his head and his chest and belly. It wasn't long before he was sound asleep. My legs started going numb with him laying on them, so I woke him up and said let's get some shuteye. He got up and drowsily went to the bedroom with me behind checking out those gorgeous buns of his.

"I'm gonna shower, since I haven't yet. There's a tube of lube on the night stand next to you in case you wake up during the night and feel the need for fucking my ass. And there's that brown bottle there too. Back in a minute.

Go ahead and get into bed."

After my shower, I came to bed. Matt was dead to the world. Fuck!... he was so fucking beautiful just sleeping soundly and snoring lightly. It was still warm so he only had a sheet over him. There was a dim light in the room, so I pulled back the sheet and just looked at him... looking up and down... from his messed up hair to his beard... to his nips and arms and belly with that happy trail leading down to that thick bush of his and his soft dick and big balls... down his legs to his feet and back up again... he was a joy to just sit and look at. I was jacking my cock while I was looking. Felt so good but didn't want to cum just yet. Save that for later. I crawled in alongside him and felt his warmth. As soon as I got situated, his arm came over me and he snuggled up close. Fuck, man, what's a pig to do! But I wasn't going to push. Things will happen when they happen. You guys reading this know that. I drifted off to sleep right away.

I don't know how much later it was when I woke to feel his finger massaging my crack and poking at my hole. I heard him open the tube of lube and soon his lubed up finger entered me. Man, I was about to get it. He was already breathing heavy. More lube, more fingering. Then he put his stiff dick against my pucker and pushed lightly. It wasn't long until he was all the way inside me. I was in heaven. Maybe I died, I don't know. He started a slow, deep stroke. He wrapped his arm around my belly and held on.

"Matt, pull out a minute, baby, and let me get on my back so you can really get all the way in. I need to know you're getting all the fuck you want, man." He slowly withdrew and I got on my back and brought my knees to my chest. I was open for business - his fucking business; that hot bone of his. He moved up and on me and sucked on my nose as he entered me again. This time he slid past my gland and into my bowel until I felt his balls draped on my ass. He pushed hard and we both knew he was impaled in my cunt. I clamped hard and he jumped a little, then began his ritual. I meant to drain his fucking balls of every drop of seed he had, and the way he groaned and huffed, I knew he was feeling that.

"Shit, Rico... I never knew a fuck could be so wonderful. Man, I've never felt this way in a pussy, as much as I like pussy. But you are something special. You are making me so fucking hot. I don't want to cum real quick, baby, I want to make this last and last. The way you clamp on my cock is mind blowing. Don't stop, baby."

He slowly got into it. Almost all the way out - I could feel his dick head at my pucker, then deep into me, all the way. He just kept that up. I clamped on him with my sphincter as he withdrew... he chewed hard on my legs... man, he chewed hard. He got his face up over mine and his saliva ran down on my face and into my mouth. I fingered his asshole as he fucked me and it opened right up to take it in. I felt a wonderful turd in there and I knew I was gonna get fed sometime soon. He fucked me, guys... he fucked me like I was all his. At that moment I was. Do you guys read me? You know that feeling don't ya? Sure you do. Here's a part of our body that's good for fucking and for shitting. What more can a guy ask of a hole.

He talked shit to me... "Fucking whore... you need my dick up that whore cunt of yours... that's what you're good for, you cunt. Taking care of my cock. Milking my pre into your fucking asshole! Begging me to nut in you. You'll get it when I'm fucking good and ready. Just enjoy it, you fucking whore, you've never been fucked like this and you know it."

He kept on stroking and banging his balls on my butt. He kept biting and letting his saliva drool on my face and mouth. He ran his arms under me and clamped on tight. Damn, I thought he was gonna break a rib. Suddenly, he came down on my mouth with his wide open mouth and his tongue was inside my mouth running all around and he was sucking my breath out of me. Shit, I never expected that from him. Maybe he felt he was with a woman, or maybe, just maybe, he knew just what the fuck he was doing. Whatever was going on in his head, I took it all in. His mouth was so wet when I slipped my tongue in. It was hot! Wet! Slippery! Man!!! I could feel his dick head swelling up inside my bowel and he was breathing heavier and heavier, biting my legs harder and harder... All of a sudden, he exploded... his mouth locked on my mouth he blew a heavy breath of air into me. And I felt that first shot, just like the week before as I was sucking him off. That first heavy shot of his seed, deep up my chute. Coating my velvety fuck tube with his hot babies. Another shot. More hot air in my mouth. A big fart out of his ass. Man! Could paradise be better! Finally he collapsed on me full weight and slowly calmed down and breathing more normally. Nothing was said for a long, long time.

He kissed me, deep and full mouth with his tongue inside my mouth. Just laid there kissing me while his dick softened in my ass. Rubbing up and down my body with those rough hands of his. "Rico." Softly in my ear. "Rico. What kind of fucking spell you have over me? What kind of magic are you pulling here on me? You some kind of warlock or sorcerer, baby? Casting a spell over me like that? Man! But I'm not done yet, man... not by a long shot. I need you to lick my asshole, lick it good like you did last week. I need you to eat my shit again, like last time. I gotta have that with you. You know you want that, I can tell. I know you'd do anything I wanted with you."

I didn't say a thing. Didn't need to. But he was right. Anything he wanted, and more. He slowly pulled out of me and wheeled around until his dick was in my mouth and I marveled at the flavor of his seed mixed with some of my gravy. Yeah, it was good. More than good. It was a combo of both of us. He positioned his ass at my face and pushed it against my mouth. It didn't stink like last week - it smelled of the soap that he'd used in the shower. Slowly I massaged his ass crack with my tongue, getting those hairs nice and wet. I probed his hole with my tongue and he just moaned and pushed harder against me. I licked and made love to his asshole for maybe a half hour, maybe longer. He talked more shit to me. His dick was drooling pre like mad all over my chest. His pucker was relaxing and I knew he was about to have a... GRAND OPENING!!! It did slowly open up and the lips were ballooning and the ass gas hissed slowly out so that I could inhale the wonderful stank of his insides. Slowly, as my tongue got in deep, I could feel the tip of his turd on it. Nice and firm and no stopping it, it eased out into my mouth. Heaven! Fucking heaven! Even the saints would realize that. It was a nice sized nugget, knobby and crusty. I bit into it and there was some nice soft butter inside. It was so fucking good. I relished it before I let it slide down my throat. Another log, a little longer came easing out and I made love to it more than ever before. This was the shit of the hottest man on earth at that moment. It melted on my tongue and I got the full flavor of his shit. As I was swallowing it, a soft smooth turd slowly eased out and it didn't stop... it just kept coming... I just relaxed my tongue and throat as it slid over my tongue and went right on down my throat to my belly. I don't know how long it was, but it just kept on coming. Thought it would never stop. It kept on and got a little softer and smoother as it came out of him and entered me. Finally it was done and I just laid there licking what was left on his pucker to clean it off.

"Fuck, Rico. I lost control, man. Totally lost control. Man, I'm sorry! Damn, you had me so fucking high with what you were doing that I lost control."

"Hey, Matt... don't worry baby... It was wonderful. I've never had shit like that before. Now every time I eat your shit, I hope to have another turd like that last one. Now, man, get your dick in my mouth and give me your piss. I need to wash down your shit good. But I gotta tell you, you got the finest shit in the world, bar none." Yeah, it was even better than Seth's... mostly because of the hot, sexy man it came out of.

So he turned and eased his soft dick into my mouth... it wasn't long before the warm, slick stream began... nice beer piss, nice and mild... just the way I like piss. I drank it down like I hadn't had anything to drink for days. It was wonderful... I hated to see it stop when he was empty at last.

"Rico, I can't believe all this. Man, last week in those bushes you eating my ass for the first time in my life, and you eating my shit, for the first time in my life... And now tonight... you talked freely with Todd and me, you've been taking care of me, feeding me, washing my clothes, and all, and now you had me fuck your tight little asshole, and licked my hole good and deep and ate some more of my shit, including that long turd... I dunno, man... you're just blowing my fuckin' mind. I love it, and want more and more..."

"Hey Matt... don't think I'm not getting my buzz off this... I've serviced some straight guys in my life, but you're more that just that. You're a soul mate, man... not bent out of shape with all this... telling me you need more... you know you'll get it, fucker... Get your ass in my face again, Matt... I gotta rim you some more... get my tongue in that hot asshole again for some deep work."

Ever obedient, that fucker turned around and buzzed my mouth with his asshole... Man that is one fine asshole for sure. His pucker just yearns for my tongue, and it's getting it. Well, he seemed to get turned on more all the time... in fact, after a few minutes of my rimming him, he got my dick in his mouth... he chewed on that thing of mine, my pride and joy... and he was blowing me in his own way... far out! I didn't know if I should eventually nut in his mouth or not... but, man, he was sucking on it, so if it shoots, it shoots... we'll deal with that if it happens... so I went on rimming his ass... that fine, loose hole just begged for my probing tongue... and he started sucking my dick like he meant it... in no time, I shot right in his mouth... that fucker steamed and blew a hot fart right on my tongue... and popped another fine nugget... shit!!!!

"Matt, fucker... you took my dick and took my load, man... that's wild. You sucked me off. What did you think when my seed emptied in your mouth."

"This is what I think, Rico," as he turned around and planted his hot mouth on mine and gave me some of my load back "I've never even eaten any of my own cum. Never thought I'd eat anyone else's, but now I just did. Awesome man... you really got some spell over me, baby... and I love it."

We cuddled awhile longer and fell asleep dead tired. Corny? Mushy? Is it?

You tell me. All I know is that I sure got off on all this that had been going on. So deal with it... and don't be jealous, just go out and find a pig like you and get with it...

About 5 or so, I had to take a dump. Just got to the crapper in time! Man, it was a big dump... Matt's shit and my shit all piled up and waiting to be let out. It just came and came and I had to flush the john three times to keep it from clogging. When I was finally empty, I wiped up good and came back to bed... I kissed Matt lightly and he stirred, and finally with one eye open said, "Rico... Todd and I have a job all day today. I gotta meet him at the park by 7. Sorry... but when there's work I got to show up."

"That's cool, Matt... I'm the same way with my job with the Brown. I love my job and I'm not about to fuck with it. I'll get some coffee made and get you some breakfast and make you and Todd a couple of sandwiches. You're gonna stay over tonight aren't you?"

"Damn right I am, man... damn right. You won't need to go down and pick me up. Todd has his pickup and he'll bring me up here. We should be here around sundown."

"OK, that's fine... I got some shit to do today here and in town. I'll get stuff for the three of us for supper. Now get that hot ass of yours outa bed and get some coffee down you." I went on into the kitchen and put the coffee on. He said some cold cereal and toast would be perfect. As the coffee was perking, I heard the pad of his feet as he came up in back of me.

"Bend over some, Rico, I got something for you"

Well, I did, and I felt his finger lubing up my hole. Shit, that fucker was horned again! And then I knew what he had for me. It slid right on into me up to the hilt. That fucker banged me like there was no tomorrow... He bit the back of my head and grabbed my dick and pumped it... wasn't long before we both nutted. He pulled out with a pop.

"There, man, don't say I never gave you anything. Now just don't pop out a kid in 9 months." And he laughed like hell. We both did.

So after we ate, we both got dressed and went out to the car and started out.

"Rico, there was a line I crossed last night. I didn't even know there was a line like that. It's really something new for me, but I'm not afraid of it. Shit, man, I'm feeling high as hell right now. I don't mean to scare you. I'm not planning on us getting married or anything like that. But I got a good feeling about you, and about me, and what we've done so far. So I'm willing to see what goes down. Guess maybe you are too."

"Yep, I am. Not to say I'll stop being a slut. Maybe I will and maybe I won't. But we'll see."

"I'm not asking you to do anything or not do anything. I'm just happy I met you and aim to see you as much as we can. If we get tired of each other, so be it. But what I've experienced, it sure has changed my mind about stuff. A lot."

When we pulled up at the park, Todd was waiting, looking sexy as hell as always. "Hey Todd, you get any last night?"

"Sure did, guys. Scored twice actually, hungry as I was. The first guy just sucked me off. I asked him if he wanted to lick my ass, and he said, 'Hell no!' and left after I nutted. The second one was more of what you call a pig. He worked on my dick awhile when I asked him if he wanted to lick my ass. 'Fuck yeah, he said.' I told him it was pretty ripe. He said, 'That's even better. The riper the better. In fact I'd even like to...' But he didn't finish. But I had the feeling he was wanting some of my shit. Just a feeling. But it turned out that after he licked my hole for quite awhile, he pulled back and said, 'Push! Push good and hard and don't worry about what might happen.' So he got back to licking my hole and I pushed and blew a big fart. Man, he went bonkers. I kept pushing and pretty soon I could feel a turd ease out of me. Man, you shoulda heard that fucker. He went wild and when he'd swallowed that one, begged for more. I guess he ate three or four of my turds. Then licked my hole clean and finished sucking me off. Man, he gave me a hundred bucks! At that rate, I might be able to retire if I can find enough pigs like him."

"You licked Matt's ass good last week didn't you? Did you eat any of his shit?"

"What you think, Matt? Should I tell all?"

"Sure, Rico... hell, we've nothing to be ashamed of. I got nothing to hide from him. We got nothing to hide from each other."

"Well, Todd, I licked his asshole really good last week, and last night. And I ate his shit last week and a couple times last night... and I plan to eat more tonight. I really dig eating out his asshole and he has fine shit, about the best I've had, Todd, and I need more."

"Man, I just knew it, and the thought of you eating him out like that really turns me on. Think you could do a job like that on me? I mean for free, man... well?"

"You're sure a pushy fucker, Todd. Well, depending on how hot I feel, and depending on if my tongue is worn out licking Matt's asshole, and if my belly's full of his hot shit, I might just. I mean, you're a hot fucker and I'd love to take you on if all works out OK. Right Matt?"

"Up to you, Rico... I'd love to watch you take on Todd. Yeah, I'd really get off on watching you do him. Like I said before, we've been buds for a couple years, and jack each other now and then, and to think that with you, we could witness each other as we've never done before." "Hey, Todd, just to let you know, I took Rico's load last night... I actually sucked him off and I loved it. My first load of a guy's cum. He said I was a little rough on his dick but it still works and I need some more of his seed."

Todd really had a surprised look on his face then... his best bud sucking dick... "Man, that is really something, Matt... guess that means you might wanna suck me off now and then too... hey, maybe we could pair off...

that's what buds are for..."

"OK fuckers, I guess you'd better be getting on to your job. It looks like Todd is inviting himself over for the night, and that's fine with me. I think Matt is for it too. I'll get some steaks and we'll have them and baked potato and asparagus to make our piss and cum strong. See you when you get there." They took off in Todd's pickup and I went on home. Man, I was tempted to jack off I was so horny, but my dick still was touchy with the workout Matt gave it the night before and I wanted to save my babies for what happens tonight. I'm gonna have to caution him about his teeth on my cock though.

They came up just as the sun was setting. When they got out of the pickup, I nearly boned. Dirty, sweaty and a little sunburned... sexy isn't the word for it... in fact I did bone... all I had on was a pair of holey cutoffs and my dick stuck out of one of the holes.

"I see you're expecting us... or at least your cock is, Rico," wiseass Matt laughed! He came up to me and grabbed my dick and worked on the skin a little until he milked out some of my ever-flowing pre.

"Hey, Matt... don't get me off right now, man... gotta save some for later.

You guys come on in and get those dirty clothes off before you pollute everything around here. I'll throw them in the washer and you can shower up."

They came in the house, Todd bringing in his duffle. They stripped down and I threw their clothes and the dirty ones in Todd's duffle into the washer. God, did those two smell... so fucking sweaty hot. You already know what Matt was like. Todd was a gorgeous hunk! Silky black fur all the way down his chest and belly to the thickest bush I ever saw... almost hid his dick when it was soft... Hairy butt, hairy arms, hairy legs, and the tops of his feet were even hairy. Man, I could only imagine what his ass crack was like. I already told you about his furry pits, coal black hair and beard. A hair freak's delight, for sure. Oh yes, and nipples that stood out like pencil erasers, just waiting to be sucked on.

Todd raised his arms to show off that forest of fur in his pits. "Come on over and sniff these pits, Rico... you don't have to hurry this time like you did last night. Hey, you too, Matt... come on and share what I got in these stinky pits."

I went over and buried my face in that sweaty, wet, smelly hair. It was wonderful. The sweat tasted acrid and turned me on like hell. "Man, Todd, you stink and taste good."

Matt said, "Fuck you, Todd... why should I want to get in that stinky mess... you think I'm a pig or something? I've been smelling your stink all afternoon, and don't need a close up." And he gave Todd the finger and started laughing that wonderful laugh of his.

So Todd grabbed me by the hair and said, "OK, Rico, all the more for you. When you finish this one, there's the other one to take on." Loved the smell and taste of them both and told Matt he was missing a good thing. For good measure, I sucked on each of those nipples too. We were all getting horned by all this.

"Well, guys, guess you need to jump in the shower and clean up before supper. But before you do, I'd need to get a taste and smell of your assholes. I need a pig fix right now before we get on to other stuff after dinner. You got me so fuckin' hot here. So, Matt, Todd, BUTTS UP!"

The most beautiful sight in the world to me is a man's asshole and the crack and buns that frame it. So these two showed me two of the asshole wonders of the world. 5-Star at least. Which one to hit first? I chose Matt's, even though I knew just what to expect with that beauty. I dove in and it was pasty and smelly but totally got me boned hard as hell. I licked that hole and kissed it and sucked on it, cleaned it up good, while he pushed hard against my mouth and tongue. As much as I hated to leave this treasure, I got to Todd's hairy hole. "Don't go away, Matt, I'll be right back for more." Fuck! Todd's hole was almost hidden in all the hair, but with a little detective work I found it and got to work on it. It, too, was pasty and damp and smelled much more like shit than Matt's. Guys, I licked that hole clean as a whistle... Todd just about went crazy with his very first rimming.... From me, that is... Just as I was about to pull off, I felt his pucker balloon a bit and out popped a nice, hard, little turd. Absolutely gourmet! I rolled it on my tongue, chewed it, and let it go down to my belly. I licked his hole clean and got up.

"Hey, Todd... you fed me a nice little nugget there. An appetizer for what's coming later, right?"

"Todd blushed a little and said, "Man, Matt told me what a hot feeling it was to have his asshole licked, and I gotta agree. I've never felt anything like it. I didn't realize I popped out a turd, but since you didn't seem to mind, I'm glad to have turned you on with it. Anyway, as for later, I think we both agree, I'm sure it going to be a piggy night. Hell, why not!"

Todd went into the shower and Matt padded over to me and... "Rico I need a little ass-before-dinner fuck. Come on, man, let me fuck that hot asshole of yours... Like you said to us awhile ago, BUTT UP!!!"

"Let me eat your ass some more first, Matt... Come on, Matt, give me a chance at your asshole again, and this time I need a little feeding. I haven't had any of your fine shit since last night." So he got Butt Up and I rimmed that wonderful hole of his like there was no tomorrow. His pucker opened up for me and that hard log was far enough out that I could lick it with my tongue. A couple inches eased out and he clamped and it fell right into my mouth... Fuck, it was so good. Crusty, rough, knobby, malty tasting. Chewed it up good, savoring the wonderful flavor of his bowel, and swallowed and licked his asshole good again. It came out squeaky clean. Like I said earlier, I can never get enough shit... never!

After that, and considering Matt needed a piece of my ass, I just couldn't turn down a nice fuck by this stud. So I got into Butt Up and he lubed me up, mounted me and slid in. DAMN! That fucker knew how to fuck me, just like before... deep and slow, then deep and fast... then barely in and vibrating, then deep, deep in with his balls banging on my butt... All the while he was pounding my hole, he was pinching my tits and rubbing my belly and chest and my dick and balls. Total turn on! Total bone maker! Talking shit to me again. Biting the back of my head. It wasn't too long before I felt his dick swell up and he popped his load deep inside my tube. Whew!...

first class fuck there, for sure. One of the reasons I really dig 'straights'... they do know their fucking. Matt pulled out and gave me a tongue in mouth kiss and sat down waiting his turn for the shower.

Todd came out clean and fresh as Matt was finishing fucking me, and said, "Hey, I could stand a piece of that hot ass too, Rico. How about it? Keep that Butt Up, baby. Don't think I need any lube, since Matt's cum is drooling out of your hole." Guess he didn't realize I'd just eaten one of Matt's primo turds.

So he mounted me and slid in and I clamped hard on his dick as he proceeded to give me a hot, slow, deep probing. Matt watched awhile then went in to shower... and I was totally into my second fuck of the evening. I'd made up my mind that one or both of these dudes was gonna feel my prod tonight. Gotta break these guys in right. Damn, he was good! Arms tight around my chest, dick deep inside. All that chest and belly hair tickling my back. Talking good shit, too, just like Matt. But it wasn't long until he started whimpering and moaning and I could feel his dick swell up and him draining his seed into my chute. And he collapsed on me. Pretty soon he pulled out and we calmed down.

"First time I've fucked a guy, Rico, and it was something else! Great to be able to get my dick full inside you and just let go. And the way you tighten your hole up on my cock is to die for. Yeah, better than any woman I've ever fucked. Hope that isn't the last time." Ha! Little did he know, there is no last time when fucking my ass is concerned.

Then, ever the shit pig, I said to him, "Fuck, Todd, I just got a little of your shit awhile ago... baby I need some more... how about giving me another appetizer before dinner?"

So he got Butt Up and I tongued that great, hairy asshole again... so wonderful... in a few, I felt his ass lips begin to balloon and open up... and there came a nice nugget... a little bigger than the one before, and just as tasty... I pulled away from Todd's ass and sucked that turd in and chewed on it and swallowed... then went back and tongued his asshole good and clean.

So we cleaned up and got our act together for supper, still naked and still totally open with each other. What more can a pig ask? Well, more action of course, but that came later. We had a lot of fun over supper... three naked dudes around the table... Legs all over each other under the table...

I loved playing the Todd's nips, and often played with Matt's dick and balls... Matt sometimes just got into Todd's hairy chest and played like he was walking through the jungle. We took our time eating and laughing and talking. And feeling no pain. At one point I commented how good the steak was... "How about yours Matt?" He took a piece he was chewing on and put it in my mouth to show me. Guys, I fucking boned again... just the thought that I've not only eaten this dude's shit, drank his piss and his cum and scarfed up his limburger, now I was eating a piece of steak that he had mixed his saliva with. Fuck, is about all I can say! Whew!

Ever the evil pig, I finally said, "Guys, I'd like to bounce something off you both. I'd like to get into a demonstration of what I call "shitology." The guy who got me into shit started me off this way and it really eased me into shit. You may dig it, or maybe not, but there's no way of telling without my at least showing you. You can sit back and just take it in, or join in or whatever."

Well, that got their curiosity going. "Tell us more about it!"

"I will after we clean up the dishes and stuff and get comfortable." So we picked up the table and cleaned everything up. Both sprung boners now and then so I guess their dirty minds were working hard. As for me, I couldn't keep my eyes off of either of them and I could hardly wait to get another feeding from them. I am so fucking addicted to shit, I tell you. After so long without it, and now, suddenly, I got two studs who don't get turned off feeding me theirs. And good shit it is. So far anyway, I need to get a lot more from Todd; that couple of nuggets just won't do it.

"OK, here we go. Todd, I'm going to use you to demonstrate first so Matt can see what's going on. But don't worry. You'll get your chance when it's Matt's turn. OK?

"Sure, as long as I get to get in on this too, that's fine with me. What do you need me to do?"

"Get into Butt Up... spread your legs as far as you can... and just relax." Todd got Butt Up and he looked totally delicious. "Come on Matt and check out his ass. Look at all that hair and the way his balls hang down. See his asshole in there, in all that fur?"

Matt got as close as me and we checked out Todd's ass. Matt even ran his hand up and down his crack and twiddled his finger around his hole. Rubbed up his balls and his dripping cock. He was getting into it now. "All this time we've been buds, I've never gotten this close to Todd like this. Man, it's making me hot as hell. Your ass is fine, Todd. I really dig all that hair, and that dark, tight little pucker of yours."

I wanted to get him really going, "Think you could tongue it a little, Matt?

Think you'd like to try a first time with rimming? This is your chance, baby. He's your bud, remember, and you know he'd love to have you tongue him good."

Matt closed his eyes for a bit then opened them and got closer to Todd's ass and got his tongue out. He pulled Todd's buns apart and finally just dove right in and started kissing and licking his hole. He got more and more into it. Really! Slurped and sucked and kissed it. He did this for maybe five or ten minutes without any of us saying anything, besides the moans that Todd was making getting off on having his bud get this intimate with him.

"Damn, this is hot! Damn, Todd, I think I'm gonna make your asshole a national monument! This is fucking great. I'm getting off on doing this as much as when Rico was eating me. Never thought this would ever happen."

Guys, this was better than I'd dreamed! I think these dudes will end up being piggies like me... well maybe not ALL that much like me... but a good start anyway... we all need to get started one way or another if we're gonna be good piggies.

Matt pulled away from Todd's ass, just in time for a nice fart to come out. Todd farts a lot and I sure do enjoy that smell of his... the hairs in his crack were all wet from Matt's tongue and looked even sexier than when they were dry.

"Fuck, Matt, don't stop, please... baby, I need more eating out... I'll pay you back with my tongue when it's my turn... I just know I gotta eat your ass... and Rico's too, for that matter... come on, man... eat me..."

Matt got back to work... he worked Todd's ass like it was a chunk of chocolate cake... Todd farted again, and Matt just dug in deeper... I got in back of Matt and rubbed him up good... stroked his dick... eased my finger up his hole... Man, there was a fine, firm turd in there, and I knew I was going to get that one to eat... for now, though, I just got some of it on my finger, pulled out and sucked it off...

Well, finally, Matt pulled off and Todd got up, with another loud, smelly fart. "OK, Matt, I said I'd eat you out and I'm going to right now... BUTT UP, bud..." Matt got into that wonderful Butt Up position and Todd and I got close and worshipped that wonderful asshole of Matt's. "I never thought I'd be looking at this fine hole, Rico... or eating it... I think I'm beginning to see why you get into ass so much... Man, this is making me hot as hell." And he dove right into Matt's ass... nose, tongue, up and down, getting it slimy with his spit... Yep, he was making the grade all right. He just wouldn't stop. I'm sure, as deep as he was tonguing Matt, that he must be getting a taste of that log in there, but if he was, he didn't let on... just kept on rimming... Matt was pushing against Todd's face, so you gotta know something was going on in there... I was getting jealous... I think it will be easy for them to get into eating, but we'll see... maybe Todd has gotten some of Matt's turd already.... Just as long as he leaves some of that fine shit for me, that's OK...

Then they whipped around and got into 69 and started eating each other out... fuck, guys, that made me so hot that I managed to get a dick in my mouth and suck on it... then the other one... only sucked enough to satisfy a little hunger on my part, but not enough to make them cum... but you shoulda seen those fuckers hog each other's assholes... made me proud!

"OK, OK, buddies... there's more to this shitology demonstration if you'd just pull off each other..." But, before I knew it, and before I could resist [as if I would] they pinned me down and took turns eating my asshole good and deep... they did learn fast, men, they did learn fast...

Finally things settled down and I got their attention again... those two were so high on ass eating, that it wasn't all that easy to do... "OK, this is what I want to show you now. I need each of you to lay a turd in one of these plates. Your turds should still be pretty firm now, I think, judging by the ones you fed me before dinner... so Todd, here's your plate, and Matt, here's yours. Just hold it under your ass and let out a nice turd maybe three or four inches long. I'm gonna do the same on another plate here." So they squatted, and so did I... some hefty farts and the crackling sound of the ass lips opening up on each of us, and we each laid a turd on our plates. Beauties, every one of them... four star turds for sure... maybe five!

"OK, now set the plates down on the floor alongside each other so we can see our productions easily. Let me lick your assholes to get the leftovers cleaned up." Damn I love leftovers! "OK, now check out each of these turds... each one is a little different. Mine is knobby and crusty, since I hadn't shit since this morning. But I love eating this kind... come to think of it I don't care what it's like as long as I can eat it... rub your fingers over my turd... see how it feels while it's still warm... see that little bit of slick at the end that came out last. Looking at yours, there's a lot of that coating which usually comes after the first part of the turd is out, like when you fed me earlier." They rubbed their fingers over the turd and bent down and smelled it... Matt got good and brave and gave it a little lick. So Todd had to do it too, playing follow the leader... didn't seem to turn them off at all... Good...

"OK, now let's check out your turds... see how smooth and firm each of yours is, with that coating I was telling you about? Nice tapers on both ends, so you pinched them off just right. Todd, yours has a little gravy on the far end. Love eating that gravy... just look at those turds and smell them and even lick them if you want... but those are your bowels, buds, and a part of you both, just like mine is a part of me." I broke each turd in half to let them see what the insides looked like... Mine was pretty firm, but there's had a nice soft center in it... sorta like the centers of a piece of chocolate candy, only better... theirs was soft all through, with some lumps and some fibers running all through the turd. Wonderful shit from those two... both very similar... Just looking at them made me hungry...

Todd appraised Matt's and vice versa... finally Matt said, "OK, I know it's going to happen eventually, so why not now... no use putting off what's going to come one day." He picked up one of Todd's halves, took it to his nose, kissed it, licked it and finally took it in his mouth... all the way onto his tongue... I was afraid at first that he might puke, but no way... he got this glazed look in his eyes and he was totally off somewhere... he sucked on it and rolled it around his tongue with his mouth open so we could see. Then he chewed on it and let it be swallowed... he got this shit-eating grin on his face [pardon the pun, guys] and then got serious and started sobbing a little. "I ate my best bud's turd and it was wonderful! Man, it was so fucking great! Guys, I guess I'm a shit eater like Rico!" He picked up a bit of my turd and did the same thing... after he swallowed it, he said, "Here's to our pig instructor. That won't be the last of your shit for me either, Rico. I am a fucking shit eating pig!"

"Well, as a little reward, how about some of my famous Rico Gold? It'll help wash down the remains of those turds."

"Hell, yes, I could sure stand that, man." So he took my dick in his mouth, and since I can piss through a hardon, the stream soon started flowing... And he didn't waste a drop. But I stopped about in midstream to save some in case Todd needed some of it too. "Good fucking piss, Rico. Good fucking piss." That's all he said and just smiled.

Todd looked a little hesitant. "That's OK Todd, if you don't feel like eating Matt's shit, but how's about admiring it, and touching it and smelling of it. Maybe you'll get more in the mood that way."

So he did that... "Man, Matt took mine because I'm his bud... I really want to do the same with his, but I don't know... I just don't know..."

Matt got close to his ass and dove into that beauty again... He rimmed the hell out of it. He just kept going and going and I could see Todd getting hotter and hotter... pretty soon, Todd picked up Matt's turd and licked it... he licked it some more...he was getting even hotter... he stuck the end of it in his mouth and sucked on it... he retched a little and I feared he was going to puke...

Matt soothed him... "Baby, you got my shit in your mouth... it's part of me, just like my piss or my cum or my saliva... that shit is part of me, baby. If you puke now, you'll get it all over me, but that's OK, man, 'cause you are my best bud and I love anything about you, even your puke if that's what happens..."

I worked on Todd's dick to maybe put his mind at ease... I looked up and that turd was on his tongue, but he stopped retching. Suddenly, he swallowed Matt's piece and picked up the other half and took it in his mouth and chewed that fucker... Todd made the fuckin' grade right then... no doubt... Matt came over and tongue kissed him and got some of his own shit back... man, what a sight! What a pair! Hell, I kissed that shitty mouth too, and got some for myself... why should I miss out!

Sure, Todd wanted my Rico Gold and I gave him all I had... another milestone for that hot fucker... I was totally amazed at how these two handled all this piggery.

Well, the rest could be pretty repetitious, guys... don't want to bore you... I can see your dicks are pretty raw from jacking while reading this... so give it a rest... let it shoot and hit wherever it goes...

My stud buds got into cock sucking, piss drinking, shit eating, fucking each other, loving up, rubbing and exploring each other, and, yes, ME! Oh yes, and I accomplished one more first for them. I got their ass-cherries! Tight asses they were, but I got in and they really seemed to enjoy it. I told them they could stay at the house as long as they pleased and whenever they pleased and gave them each a key. They took me up on it... they weren't there all the time... sometimes they took off for a couple weeks to a town several miles away for a job... But they'd always come back and we'd always have our fun... they weren't bumming off of me at all... they brought grub. A few times, they had dinner ready when I got home late. When they didn't have a job to do, they'd work around the yard, usually bare assed, which was a treat to see... I wonder what the meter readers thought.

Hmm, maybe those newbie pigs got acquainted with them too.

Anyway, it was a treat having them as buds and having them around, not only for the pig playing we got into, but for the laughing and joking around and just being buds... we played poker a lot in the evenings when it was quiet - we called it BUTT UP POKER. I never was much good at poker so I usually lost. From the name, I guess you know what the loser had in store for him. I loved that game! And I didn't have to worry about getting my pig fix, even if maybe there was a week or two or three break when they were away. Talk about an ideal life!

Anyway, this camaraderie was very important for me... it seemed to be for them as well... is it for you? But, you know, I keep wondering what became of Seth... maybe I'll find out one day...

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OK, talk to me guys... ricardo_246@hotmail.com


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