Homeless Dude

[scat, piss, cheese, man stink, deep rimming, twinks and general raunch]

If you're not into any of this, you'd best check out some of the more vanilla stories here. If you're under age and all that, go get a bud or two your age and get down and dirty with them. You know there's plenty of horny dudes around to play with. But the fuckin' law says you can't stay here. Would love to help you out some, but... sigh!

Is this story true? Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe yes/no, maybe wishful thinking, maybe reality... that's up to you to decide. The main purpose of telling it is to stimulate your hormones and your interest in things piggy... So get naked and boned, install that dildo you love so much, dig out that skuzzy jock strap a bud left a couple weeks ago; it hadn't been washed for over a year and he wore it a lot. Put it over your nose so you can inhale that wonderful aroma and stroke with joy. Smell the piss and cum left in it, and the brown stains and ass hairs there where the straps meet in back... And, above all, enjoy yourself as you read this pig tale...

I don't recall exactly when I first got into shit... I remember a high school bud and I used to go on hikes and there was always a time when one of us would have to take a dump. When he did, I always hung close by and checked him out as he squatted and shit out a log or two. I wasn't bashful about watching. Loved seeing that turd ease out of his asshole and hit the ground. Actually, he liked it that I was watching him. But that was the extent of it. With him anyway.

I'd been jacking off since I was 14 or so. School buds and I would get into a circle jerk now and then and that really was hot for me. Usually I'd try to get a splash of a dude's cum in my hand and used it as lube to jack with.

Man I'd shoot a load across the circle when I did that. Ah, to be young again! I was flexible enough to suck on my dick and loved the feeling of it in my mouth an inch or so, and the flavor of my load when I came.

It wasn't long until I found a suck-and-fuck bud or two my age; then the cum I savored was theirs. Man, hot 69 sessions were on the menu when we could get off somewhere private. One time one of them started pissing just after he shot his wad... pissed right in my mouth. First thought was to pull off, but then I found that that piss tasted great. So great that after that I was totally hooked on piss. Seems I get hooked easily doesn't it! Most times when I was in the shower I'd lay down and let my piss go all over my body. Rubbed it in and got enough in my mouth to have a good taste. So whenever I was with this dude, I'd beg for him to give me his piss. He always had plenty and was glad to oblige. He loved to piss in my mouth with my mouth wide open so he could hear the splash. I always drank up every drop. And he convinced me of the joys of licking ass. He'd lick mine and I felt sparks all through my body. I licked his and he groaned and moaned and I still felt sparks. To me, a man's asshole is the primo part of his body. I've been licking ass ever since.

One morning when I was alone in the house I sat on the john to take my first dump of the day. I was full. But before I pushed that log out, I eased my finger into my asshole and went in as far as I could. I didn't have to go far until I felt the head of my turd. Hard and knobby, crackly rough. Loved the feel of it. Then I eased my finger up the side of that thing and felt it all around. Man, so good! Pulled out my finger and smelled it. Not bad! Smelled it some more. Got good and boned. So, what the fuck, it's mine, so I licked the brown off my finger. Well, that did it. Fell in love with my own shit. When the turd eased out, after a lot of hissing of the chute gas, I felt of it. Warm, firm, rough and smooth, slick, every kind of texture on that one turd. I grabbed it before it fell into the water. Took it in my hand and smelled it up good. Inhaled my shit smell. Inhaled it and kept that up for I don't know how long. Then the feeling grabbed me. I kissed it. Yeah, I kissed my turd. Not only that, but I started licking it. All along that wonderful piece of shit. I licked that fucker. Tasted wonderful. I picked it up so the end was pointed at my mouth. I kissed it and made love to it some more. Then I opened my mouth and bit off a piece. Hey, not bad at all - my shit! I finally ate down the whole fucking thing. No wretch or puke, just like eating a nice, tasty hot dog.

That was the beginning of my affair with shit. Not that I didn't do cum and piss anymore. Hell, gotta get into all that to make a good pig, along with getting off on the smell of my pits when it was hot and I hadn't showered for a couple of days or wiping my dick cheese under my nose to relish the stank of that creamy stuff. Hardly a day went by that I didn't at least smell and make love to my morning turd. Usually ate at least some of it, but not all the time. But when I didn't, I really missed that feeling and flavor. I was really hooked.

When was the first time I did scat with another dude? Hmmm... let's see. I think it was when I was in my late 20s. I met this guy in the park, maybe about 35 or so, and hot looking as hell. His name was Mark. It was warm and we were both in cutoffs and tees. I'm a leg freak and Mark had a pair of outstanding ones - hairy and muscled. I could visualize those beauties up over my shoulders as I ate out his hole. We talked and got to talking more and more about sex and that got into raunch and before I knew it I was buck naked on his bed at his place. First thing he did, after he stripped down to his skuzzy jock, was to get my butt up in the air and attack it with his tongue. Deep tongue, man! He licked and probed and sucked the hell out of my tight little pucker. He nibbled at my buns and my rosebud. I didn't object. Would you? In fact I got so hot that I shot a load all over my belly. Nutting like that didn't diminish the pleasure of his tongue at all.

He kept on going after scarfing up my load. He licked my hole mercilessly. You guys who have had that wonderful, mind blowing pleasure know just what I mean. Like electricity going through the body. A man's manhole is THE part of his body that turns me on so much I can hardly stand it. And when a guy is idolizing my hole... well, what can I say. You know what I mean?

"I'm going to blow a lot of air into your chute, man. When I get all I want in there, I need you to hold it in to let it ripen good. Then, when I tell you, let it out in a big fart. OK?"

So I relaxed and he started puffing air into my asshole. Man, you know what it's like when you really need to fart, but really shouldn't - like at the dinner table or in church or wherever? Well that's the way I felt when he finished filling me up. Finally, after about five minutes of delicious agony, he said to go for it as he put his nose to my hole. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Man, did it feel good to let it out! He went crazy and ate out my hole again like there was no tomorrow... then he started puffing air into me again... filled me up again. Again, I held it until he told me to go. I did. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! And I was so relieved and relaxed that I popped a turd at the same time. He really went crazy then. He sucked that log into his mouth and jacked his dick under that jock and nearly went into orbit. He licked my hole more and more until I couldn't stand it. I needed to get into his ass.

"Hey, Mark, let me have a little time with your ass too. I need to smell it and lick it and have a taste of it. I eat my own shit, so don't be bashful about giving me some of yours. I won't puke or gag. Honest! I've never had shit from another dude, and I'm good and ready. In fact, man, I gotta have some. If I don't get some of yours now, I may never have another chance."

I hope he didn't think I was going to let him have all the fun! After all, there's a first time for everything, and I figured this was going to be it for me. I'd been thinking about shit from another guy for a long time. He moved around so we were in 69. He kept on tonguing and chewing on my pucker. Man, his hairy asshole was right there in reach of my tongue. An absolutely perfect ass. Take a look for yourself. Ever see an ass like that one? Smell that smell there! A nice, hot stank. Hairy buns - long, black, silky hairs. His ass crack was filled with that hair which went from the small of his back down past his asshole to his balls. Perfect! I spread his buns and ogled that hot, dark hole down there in that fur. FUCK!!! I dove right on in while he kept on eating mine. It was hot and ripe and wide open. The smell was wonderful. The taste was even better. What could I do but explore. I got it good and wet around there and eased in my finger. Well, right there, just inside the door, was a nice, hot turd, just like the ones of mine that I hankered for. I poked it some to be sure I got some of it on my finger and pulled out. Mmm... nice and brown and did it smell great! I smelled of it, like I smelled of mine, then I licked my finger clean. I knew I had to have his turd. Just had to.

Meanwhile, he was fingering my chute too and when he felt a log in there he said, "OK, start pushing." So I pushed and felt my turd start to ease out. He nearly went bonkers as the log showed its head at my pucker. At the same time I was eating his hole and when my turd came out enough for him to suck on, he farted and shit out a perfect nugget. Blew it right into my mouth. A real beauty! Did I pull away or wretch or anything like that? Hell no, man! I sucked on that thing and rolled it around my mouth and let it dissolve on my tongue. Then came another one and I chewed on it and got the flavor of the whole thing. Man!

My turd wasn't a nugget, but a pretty long one. When it all came out, he had one end in his mouth and it looked like a cigar. We got around face to face and he had me take the other end in my mouth. Hey, that was hot. We ate our way down that turd towards each other until our lips touched. Ohhh, yes! So I found out what shit kissing was all about. I liked it. Mark was a fucking great, hot teacher.

Well, that went on for quite awhile. More shit, and a lot of piss. He stood up over me and pissed in that dirty strap of his and it ran through the mesh and down his legs. I got a good drink of that nectar then. And I rose up and sucked the piss out of that jock too. Sucked it almost dry... I turned into a downright raunch pig right then and there. We got it on a lot after that, and I loved every session. He was never abusive or try the domination or degradation crap. We were both into body smells - pits, feet, and, of course the wonderful crotch and asshole. He was just wonderful. He was the only one I could find who was into scat around here, but that was OK.

He said he had a couple of scat pig buds, but wasn't sure if I'd want to connect with them. One, he said, was older and was a domination/degradation freak. Not for me! I like my men to be on an equal basis with me. Willing to share what each had for the other without a fucking bunch of ego trips or hang-ups. To me, this kind of sex is the ultimate in intimacy, not degradation.

The other was a 15 year old twink who came around now and then when he needed more than his older brother wanted to give him at that particular time. That peaked my interest. Look at how my dick boned when I heard that! Did yours? Pigs!

"OK. Next time he comes around for a session, I'll give you a call and see if we can do a three-way with that wild, hot little fucker. And he IS hot!"

A couple weeks later, Mark called... just so happened I was horny as hell. Very unusual for me. Yeah right! He said the twink - Seth - was there and hot to trot and was very interested in having another pig to play with. Naturally I played coy. Sure! Never got into my dirty strap, torn, smelly tee, and stained cutoffs so fucking fast in my life! Didn't get a ticket driving over to his place, but I sure deserved one.

When I got there, Mark met me at the door buck naked, and boned, and told me to strip before I met Seth. He said Seth loved to feed, and to fuck like a rabbit. Sounded good to me! So he called Seth to come on in.

What a doll! Dirty blond, about 5' 9", slender but not skinny, smooth body with a nicely developing bush and a puff of hair in his pits, gorgeous "standout" buns, and with the sexiest face I've seen in a long time... at least since I last looked in the mirror... and his dick was boned and pointing straight out. He came over and took my cock in his hand and played with my hood. He loved it. Rolled back the hood and found my smeg there. He rubbed off some and licked it and moaned. He said it was his first time with cock cheese. Even took my dick in his mouth and chewed on the skin which really got me going.

"Seth has the most wonderful shit I've ever tasted," Mark said as he rubbed up Seth's ass.

"Teen shit is the finest as far as I'm concerned," I said as I kissed that hot fucker deep in the mouth.

"Yeah, I know, but Seth's is five star for sure. Should go down on the book of records as shit supreme."

Seth said in his sparkling voice, "Would you like a sample, Rico? I always have plenty for everyone, and I think you might like it. Mark sure does, can't get enough of it."

What could I say but to agree with that young stud. Hard to talk with me drooling all over the place. So Seth bent over slightly and cupped one hand under his ass and did a quiet grunt. Then he brought his hand out front and towards me. In it was the most perfect turd I've ever seen. About a couple inches long, marbled brown and smooth and straight and tapered on both ends.

He handed it to me and I took it. It was so fucking warm. I smelled it, and there was only a slight earthy aroma to it. I licked it along its full length.

Oh fuck... are you guys as boned as I am right now?

Anyway, I bit off about a quarter of it and chewed it slowly. It was actually sweet! Never had one like this one. I took the rest of it in my mouth and let it slowly melt and flow down to my belly. I was in shit heaven!

Mark said, "Seth, get on the sofa and get that beautiful butt of yours up in the air. Rico, come and look at this asshole... I've never seen one like it."

First, Mark licked the little bit of shit left in his crack, then he spread Seth's buns to reveal the wonder of his manhole. A wonder it was, too! It actually looked like a small pussy. Instead of a rather round pucker like most dudes have, it was a vertical slot about, maybe, three-quarters of an inch or more long, open, and surrounded by soft folds of skin that were a little darker than the surrounding velvet skin. It was to die for. We both kissed it and licked up and down his crack. He nearly went to the ceiling.

"Hey guys, I know you want some more of my logs, so I'm gonna relax. But you guys gotta stop licking my hole. I won't be able to relax with you doing that, as much as I like it. Then we'll see what goes down."

We sat back just a foot or so, so we could idolize that hole with our eyes. We watched his balls bounce around a little, but other than that he didn't show any sign of giving birth. But, slowly, the slot started to ease open. His ass lips didn't really puff out and bloom like so many feeders' do. But there was some rise to them, just enough to make that wonderhole even more mouth watering. Not long and Seth started giving birth to another of his wonderful turds. We both watched as it slowly - agonizingly slowly - emerged from that beautiful manhole of his. Mark kissed it and so did I. It was almost sizzling it was so hot. It kept coming and coming... Mark held his hand under it to catch it when it broke off. It was maybe 5 or 6 inches long before it did break and fall into his hand. Seth, let another small turd out which I took in my mouth and chewed up. We worked with the first log and worshipped that wonderful thing - kissing it, licking it. We ended up taking quite a while eating pieces of it until it was all gone. Even after eating so much of his shit, it was still absolutely gourmet!

"Man, you two pigs got me so fuckin' hot here, I'm not sure which end is where. I need to pop my wad, guys... I gotta cum, I'm so fuckin' hot. So much hotter than when my brother does it with me... he loves to eat my shit, and sometimes I eat some of his, but you two are the tops... Rico, Mark says you got a real tight asshole... so get ready, dude, I'm gonna get in there and give you a good fucking."

I didn't need a second invitation. "How you want me, Seth?"

"I like to fuck a dude when he's in doggie, so let's start out that way."

I got into my finest doggie position, knees spread wide, balls hanging down and my cunt winking at him. He gave it a couple licks, fingered in a wad of lube and mounted me. He slid in and in a minute his balls were banging on my butt. Man, this fucker was experienced for sure. He knew just how to rub over my gland and I felt sparks all over my body... my pre flowed like maple syrup. Mark got behind Seth and rimmed his gorgeous hole and brought a hand around to work on my cock. Man, I was in pig heaven! Truly... no other way to describe it. He just kept on pumping - nice and slow and deep and easy. But then he started heating up and speeding up. I was wondering if my asshole would start to smoke... Man! I don't know how Mark kept his mouth on his pucker, but I guess he did pretty well. It wasn't long until Seth clamped on my neck with his teeth and pinched the hell out of my nips, and suddenly he came unglued and yelled out and I could feel his seed hit my chute with a vengeance. And that fucker shot out another small turd, right in Mark's mouth. Can you believe it? Mark kept working my rod until I shot a good one. Then that fucking hot stud started fucking me again. Didn't even lose his hard. This time he took longer and slower, while pig man Mark started on his hole again... Must've been 10 minutes until Seth banged faster and faster and finally shot another load. This time he deboned and pulled out of me. Mark sucked his dick clean, and we all collapsed in a heap. What a night! Talk about an orgy.

I'll never have shit like Seth's I think... it was super and he was hot to boot. I did a couple more times with him... he only came around to Mark's place and Mark would give me a call and we'd party. I think I fell in love with Seth's wonderful shithole. Wouldn't you?

Meantime, I got what I needed when I needed it from Mark, which was pretty often now that I think of it. Like every week or so. He wasn't selfish about his body or his piss or his shit or cum... I could have all I wanted and more.

But after a few months, he moved across the country and I was a pig without another pig to play with. I didn't hear from Seth either after he left. Damn!

Which brings me to a few weeks ago - you didn't think I was gonna leave it right there, did you? Didn't think so... you wouldn't be reading this and stroking your bone if you weren't a pig like me. Anyway, it's about time I got around to doing the tale that the title of this piece called for... "Connecting With A Homeless Dude"...

After Mark left, I was pigless like I said. Tried finding pigs on the Net to play with, but all of them were too far away. I did some phone with some now and then and that was better than nothing. But one night, I really felt the need. Really felt it. It hurt. Some of you know that feeling, that need. I knew that some of the homeless dudes hung out in a park not all that far from here. I was so fucking horned that I thought: now or never, danger or not. I grabbed me a zip-loc baggy in case I had the chance to bring some shit home from one of them. And a couple of $20 bills. And off I went, with boner in hand. I parked aways away from the main part of the park and got out and started walking. I spotted this dude on one of the benches. Man, I was shaking like a wad of jello on a bumpy road.

"Mind if I sit awhile?"

"No... could stand some company. You got any cigarettes?"

"Yeah, I don't smoke but got a pack here. Want it?"

"You don't smoke? Why the fuck do you carry some with you?"

"Let's just call it a social thing." Not much of a line, is it? But he didn't seem to care.

He lit up and I got a shot of his face. Young guy, slender, long, dark hair, and a nice beard. When he lifted his arm to light the cig, I could smell the stank from his pits. Got boned again, just with that whiff.

He finally said, "You've got something in mind for me, don't ya?"

"Yep, I do."

"Like what? I'm pretty laid back about most anything. So don't worry about what I might think. I dig getting some attention."

I pulled out the baggy and said, "I want you to take a dump in this bag, a nice big dump."

He sorta leaned over towards me and I expected the worst, but all he said was, "Fuck, that's a new one. Never heard a guy ask something like that. And I've been asked to do quite a few things. I thought maybe you were gonna want to suck me off. What you gonna do with a bag full of my shit?"

"Take it home, get wasted, warm it up and dump it out on my belly and my dick and rub it all over me. Take a big huff of poppers and just smear that shit all over my body. Might even eat some of it. Don't know what all I might do."

"Well, fuck man, if that's what you want, then why not. I should have a lot in me, I haven't taken a dump today. What's in it for me?"

"Twenty bucks and I'll even throw in a blow job after you fill up the bag." I was really getting boned as hell by this time. He was into it - really into it - and I thought this was going to be hotter than I imagined. "And I'll even rim you before you take your dump."

"Rim me? What's rim? Haven't heard that one before."

"I'd lick up and down and around your asshole, and get my tongue into your hole as deep as I can to loosen you up so you can take a good dump in the bag."

"Fuck! That sounds hot, man! Never had that done, but heard about it from some of the dudes around here. They say it's pure cool. Bud, I haven't had a shower in a few days and my ass is likely pretty gamey. That bother you?"

"Yeah it bothers me. Makes me hot as hell. Can hardly wait to taste that shitty hole of yours."

"Well then, you got it. I can sure use the twenty and the blow job too. Haven't shot a load in a couple weeks. I'll let you know how the rim job goes with my head. Let's find a place where we can get going on it."

There was an area with a lot of trees and bushes. We went in there. There was a moon so it wasn't totally dark. He loosened his belt and dropped his pants. His ass and legs were pale in the dim moonlight, and he sure had nice buns. Could hardly wait to get my nose and tongue in his crack. He bent over with his hands braced on a tree.

"Go for it, man. It's all yours. I think I'm really gonna get off on this.

Do it!"

I got close and dug my nose in that crack. Oh fuck it stunk! I nearly shot my load just smelling that stink. "Fuck, you stink, man... fuck man, it stinks so fuckin' much... this is so fucking hot! This is making me like drunk, man. I gotta tongue your dirty, funky asshole, dude." I spread his buns as far as I could and dove in. I was in pig heaven! Man, the stink and the shitty taste really got me going. Like I said, it was making me drunk. And there was enough hair around that hole to make it just about perfect.

"How is it man? That feels so fucking good, your tongue licking my asshole.

Dig in man, don't be bashful. Dig! Feels so fucking hot. Keep it up, man, don't stop. Get your tongue in deep. Smell my stink, taste my shitty hole! Suck on my shitter."

Obviously he really dug this rimming business. Hey, my tongue has a special talent for that sort of thing, especially when the hole is as stinkin' as this one. Made me proud that I was his first hole eater.

I pulled off for a second. "Relax, man, so I can really get my tongue in there."

"I'm afraid I might shit. I'm good and full and don't know if I can control it or not."

"Dude, let me tell you where I'm at on this. I've been eating my shit for a couple years. Finally met this pig who got me started eating from him. Beat hell out of my own for sure. But, man, he moved back east about three months or so ago and I was left without anyone to feed me shit. I realized I became addicted to it. So tonight, I figured I'd come down here and see if I could get a dude to shit in the bag for me. I knew it was dangerous, but when I sat down next to you, I calmed down. Something about you put me at ease. Don't let the possibility of shitting in my mouth worry you. Come on, just relax and let me handle whatever happens. I really need it. You understand?"

So I got back to tonguing that hot shithole of his. Fuck, I got so turned on. Guess he was turned on too, 'cause when I'd reach around to feel his dick, it was so fuckin' hard I thought it might explode. I got my tongue in far enough to have it touch the head of a turd. I was knobby and hard. "Hey, I can feel a turd in there. Just relax. Don't push on it, just let it come out on its own... Come on man, I really dig eating shit, especially the kind you got in there, and like I said I need it bad. I need my fix, and my own fix is eating shit."

"You mean it? Man, I don't know. But if that's what you want, I'll give it to you. I hear what you mean by needing a fix. We all have a fix of some sort that we need from time to time. Why should I put you down for that. What the hell. I'll try not to let out all of my shit. You need some at least for your piggy bag."

"Like I said, relax and let it happen. When you let out enough for me to work on for awhile, I'll tug on your tool, and you just clamp on that turd so it'll break off and I can take it in."

So I got back to work on that hot hole of his. It was a wonder, to be sure.

He started to relax and I got my tongue in a little further and felt that fine turd in there. His ass lips started to bloom out and a nice soft hiss of ass gas came out right at my nose. Fuck, the smell of that fart made me know that his shit was going to be the finest... maybe even better than Seth's. The turd started to ease out. It was out an inch or so when I tugged on his dick and he clamped and it broke off. It laid on my tongue. Oh man, totally gourmet! Totally. It was mild and hard... sort of knobby. I ran my tongue up and down it and got more of that taste. Broke it in half and it was wonderful... inside that crust it was softer and very tasty. Finally I chewed it and swallowed it.

"You OK, Bud?," he asked... guess he was worried that I'd died or something.

"Fine, man... that was a wonderful turd... ready for more now."

I tugged on his cock again and more turd eased out. This time he let a couple inches out until I gave the magic signal. He clamped on it and it broke off. This one was a little softer and smoother... I savored the mild flavor of that turd and let it roll around my tongue to melt it some to get the full taste before I swallowed.

"Man, you got fine shit there. You ever shit in a guy's mouth before?"

"No, but it was hot as hell doing it. Felt good slipping out of my ass. What's it taste like? You want more?"

"Yours is pretty mild, only a little bit bitter. Some guys' shit is really strong, but not yours. I'd love more, but I want to take enough home to play with. You got plenty?"

"I got more than enough, man. Don't worry about that. Let's go."

So I got my tongue in his asshole again and got ready for another nugget. I got more and more excited as I felt his ass lips start to blossom out again, and my tongue felt the end of another turd. He let it out nice and slow and when I sucked on it, I tasted and felt the waxy slick that coated that beauty. I made love to it as it came out. When he clamped down on it, it broke off and I had that wonder in my mouth, letting it melt so I got the full flavor of it. It was a little softer yet. He farted and that sent me to the stars. When I finally swallowed it, I told him that was the best one yet.

"Give me one more, dude... man, that is totally fine shit and you said you had plenty, so I need just one more to eat."

I got my tongue into his hole just as it was opening up again and his turd started easing out for me to suck on. A little more this time, but I got it all by the time he clamped again and broke it off. It had more of the waxy ass slick and some gravy on it. It tasted and felt even better than the ones before. I chewed on it and mashed it up against the top of my mouth and finally swallowed it down. Then I got the zip-loc and held it just under his shit hole.

"Go ahead and fill the bag, man, before I go bonkers."

He started pushing and farting and that hole opened up wide and gave birth to a fine, slick, but not soft, turd. It plopped into the bag, and more came out. Each turd a little softer than the one before. Some gravy came out, and I managed to get some of that on my tongue. Finally, he was empty.

"There, man, that should keep you busy when you get home. You got me so fucking hot feeding you my shit that I almost shot my wad."

I closed up the bag, put it down and licked his asshole clean. I even got a little more of that gravy. Would love some of that on some mashed spuds. Man, he had the best shit I've ever experienced, except for Seth's. Now it was time to get that dick of his in my mouth and get a load of his babies. He had a little difficulty turning around with his pants down around his ankles, but finally made it and there was that fuck stick of his pointing right at me, and the stank of his balls drifting into my nose. His dick was a beauty... not a monster like so many dudes like, nice and slender and long enough to make it interesting... and suckable... it had a nice downward curve which made it easy to deep throat while I was kneeling on the ground... perfect to my way of thinking.

"Man, I haven't washed under my hood either for a few days, so there's bound to be some cheese under there."

Fuck! There's the second best thing I love the smell and flavor of, after shit, and that's dick cheese. I wondered to myself if it would be mild cheddar or limburger. So I slowly rolled back his skin and... it was limburger! Creamy limburger! Oh man, I was in pig heaven once more! I inhaled that stink until I was out of breath. I rubbed his dick head all along my lips and under my nose so that the smell and taste would stay with me even when I got home. I even smeared a little under his nose.

"Hmmm, pretty good stuff if I do say so. Never smelled it so close up before. No wonder you're so into it. No wonder some of the guys who suck my dick really go for that stuff."

Then I licked on that knob and took in that flavor, the stuff of the gods! You cheese lovers out there would appreciate what gourmet cheese this was. When I got it all off his dick, I went down and licked up and down his legs and sucked in his balls, one at a time. So good. He started breathing really heavy again.

I took his cock in my mouth and made slow easy love to it. He moaned and his dick twitched and he farted again. He said it was so fucking good, the way I sucked on that stick. He talked hot, dirty shit talk, and I love that... He'd grab my hair and pull on it, and push my face into that cock of his, getting it down my throat... Loved that too... This really got me going... He was oozing pre like mad and I lapped up that salty nectar like it was going to go out of style. But I didn't want him to blow too soon, so I had to be careful. When it felt like he was about to shoot, I pulled off and made love to his balls again. And God, the fumes from his crotch were intoxicating! And now and then I'd ease my finger up his ass to be sure there if was still a small turd there... there was... and I had a good taste of it. That stud must've stored up his shit for days!

"You got a small turd in your chute... shit it out so I can catch and eat it."

So he did, and so did I. Man, could never get enough of his shit. It was perfect.

I kept this up for maybe 10 or 15 minutes - with something like this, who looks at his watch. He really got heated up and almost seemed to be in pain... I guess it was time to drain his balls and get a good load of his seed into my belly to keep those turds company. So I got him close again and handed him the poppers and told him to take a good deep huff in both nostrils and hand it back to me. I did the same... then that feeling settled in... you guys know what that is... nothing like it... ever... with me that night it was the taste of his last turd in my mouth, the smell of his asshole and balls, the smell and flavor of his creamy cheese, the feeling of his wonder cock in my mouth... it all came to a head then. It was like we sorta melded into each other. You know how that is. That's the only way I can explain it. Well, suddenly, he shuddered and yelled out and his first shot hit the back of my throat. Strong and thick. The second shot was nearly as powerful. Those shots kept on coming and I kept sloshing his seed around my mouth and swallowing some of it... damn, it was good. He was moaning and shooting and fucking my mouth... Finally he calmed down some and his cock began to soften... I think I had enough of his babies to knock up a dozen women!

"I can't believe all this man... I've never got my nut that way before... it was fuckin' wonderful. You totally emptied my ass chute and my balls. I need to get more of that from you before long." Those last few words sorta died out as he said them. I just hope he meant it.

I don't know if he realized it or not, but a stream began pouring into my mouth... his piss... strong and warm and slick and so nice. It kept coming more and more and I drank it down like a fine vodka.

"Man, this is for you. It's all I got for you. Drink it down, baby. It's all yours. Just empty my gut as you did the rest of me. Most guys who suck me off like a little piss to wash it down. So I figured you would too."

Well, that solved the mystery; he realized he was pissing in my mouth all right. I didn't waste a fucking drop. That piss was down there in my belly along with his shit and cheese and cum. My belly was having a ball. Then his dick started boning again and I sucked slowly on it. In a couple of minutes he shot another load! Man, his balls really emptied then. I don't see how there could be anything left. He just sorta sunk down on the ground, still breathing hard as hell. Finally he stood up and pulled up his pants and we walked back to the bench where I'd met him.

We sat down, not saying a word. He lit a cigarette and blew some smoke my way, along with the wonderful odor of his pits. Still, we didn't say anything. Then...

"Man, I..."

"Rico..."

"Rico, I've have never in my life experienced what I've experienced tonight.

It was absolutely awesome! And, what's mind blowing is I never had any feelings of disgust or that sort of thing, or that you were a fucking, sick creep and I should beat the crap out of you. Never anything like that. Never, not then and not now. I know a lot of guys, maybe most all of them under the same situation, would be that way, but not me. No way. Not sure what my head will say later, but I don't think any of that will surface. The feeling I have right now is that I want to connect with you again in a more private space. I want to get with this scene and more with you again, and you only. You're like no other of the guys I've encountered who just want to give me some cash to suck me off and maybe drink my piss. You showed me respect and you were honest from the get go with what you needed and wanted and didn't push me one way or another. You hear what I'm saying?

Man, this is fucking amazing! Don't say anything for a few minutes, let's just sit and take in what I just said - both of us."

Well, that was a surprise in more ways than one. So we just sat there. He lit another cigarette and smoked it. The light of the match and the burning cigarette lighted up his face enough for me to see tears running down his cheeks into his beard. Man, what a lot of things going through my head, and his too I suspect. Finally I had to start...

"You know, dude..."

"Matt..."

"You know, Matt, when I came down here, I was scared shitless... I thought all I wanted was a bag of shit from some guy down here who could use the money, so I could smear it all over myself when I got home, to jack with, like I do my own. I'd never done like this before. Then, somehow, it all opened up big time with you. I really let myself go and did all the things that I've wanted to do with a guy. Well, actually, I have some more things in mind that would work out in a more private place, like you said. But I was totally in to what I was doing, and now I see that you were too. That is so fuckin' cool!"

"Well, Rico... guess we've connected, at least for now, and I do hope again not too far away."

"Matt, how about we go to the house tonight and you spend the night there with me. Don't have to do anything like we did here, or we can explore some more if you want."

"Not tonight Rico... I need to mull some more. But I do want to get connected with you again... that's for real... that's the fuckin' truth. I don't really think I'll change my mind on that."

"Ok, Matt. How's about I come down and pick you up here next Friday evening. I don't have to work the next day and we can take our time and get to know each other better, and maybe get into some piggery again, or maybe not. Maybe just hang out. My asshole is always wanting to be fucked by a hot dude like you, so keep that in mind. Bring along stuff you need washed and I'll throw them into the machine and fix us some supper and we can get wasted or not. I won't wash your sox or drawers or tee, but I'll give you fresh." And I chuckled a bit.

"You got a deal, Rico. You got it. I guess you want my smelly stuff to keep with you to jack with. Right? You are so fuckin' hot, you blow my mind."

"Yep... and be sure to bring those old boots along, Matt. I'm a boot sniffer too."

"Fuck, Rico, you are a perv! Hey, man, they're the only ones I got, so I got no choice unless I go barefoot. Then you'd have to suck my dirty feet."

We got up and started to shake hands, but he pulled me into a bear hug, giving me another wonderful whiff of his pit stank. He kissed me gently on the cheek. And we went on our separate ways.

As I drove home, I pulled out my dick and set the bag of his shit on it. It was still warm and got me boned in a hurry. When I got home, I was still horned up, but I was too tired to play. So I put the bag in the freezer and went off to a sound sleep. I woke up once during the night, still feeling Matt's turds, cheese, piss and cum in my belly. So my hand had a romantic interlude with my dick and then I went back to sleep again.

Will Matt be there Friday? I'll find out then, right? So will you. I think he will. We'll see in the continuing saga of a pig in heat. How about letting me know what you think of this story. Email me at: Ricardo_246@hotmail.com