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OK, it had been a long time. I'd been married almost 20 years and at age 40 had practically forgot how good man sex was. Maybe it was "midlife crisis," who knows, but I found myself thinking suddenly about things I hadn't thought of much in years, like, how damn good it felt to have a nice big cock in my ass!
Other thoughts came too, like fantasies of being spanked, and a candle dripping hot wax on my round smooth ass... Well, with thoughts like that stirring me up, it wasn't long until I took some action.
I was shy about going out to meet anyone, although I did start chatting etc. on the Internet. Still, I was concerned about being safe - when I was 20 I hadn't thought twice about letting a guy cum in my butt, (except to think how lovely it felt) but now its a little different isn't it?
One day when I was home alone, I decided I just had to try using something on myself. First though I warmed up by stripping and posing in front of the mirror, enjoying my 6' height, good 185lb build, big swinging cock and smooth round ass. Next step was to warm that butt up, and for that I used my belt. I bent over the bed and gave myself a good strapping. At first I was pretty gently, but when I realized how delicious it felt I went harder. Once the belt accidently clipped my balls and god, I liked that, so I found myself spreading my legs a little and deliberately swatting my balls.
Then it was time to try my almost virgin ass, which hadn't been used in so long. First up was a tall candle; it wasn't too thick, and seemed like it would get me started. I lubed it up and rubbed it behind me while leaning over the bed, and when it suddenly slipped in I gave a little gasp of delight - mmm that felt good! Pretty soon I was lying on the bed on my back, legs drawn up as I pumped the candle in and out with one hand while I jerked off with the other.
The whole thing was so exciting that I came pretty soon, and shot nice thick strands of warm cum across my belly. I lay back, panting and gasping from my fun, the candle still partly in me, when I looked across the room and happened to notice something in the corner.
It was an old wooden police billy club I'd picked up once at a garage sale, and well, it looked like just the thing to use on my now warmed up ass! I pulled the candle out and laid it aside, and then stepped over to the club. Picking it up I fondled it and rubbed the head of it through the cum oozing down my belly. When I had swabbed most of my cum onto the club, I braced the club against the baseboard and got down on all fours with the club aimed into my ass.
I had used gobs of KY with the candle, and my ass was so thick with the stuff that the club rubbed slickly into my asss crack, smearing my own cum there. As I humped my ass into that club I felt it pushing apart my tight asshole, and I gasped a bit at the pain - and loved it. Pausing a little now and then, I suddenly felt ready and pushed back onto the club, sinking a few inches into my now totally horny ass. God it filled me so! Before long I must have had that thing almost a foot into my ass, and it was so exciting that I came again.
That adventure started a series of little "home alone" parties. One day for example I had the whole day to myself and so I gave myself an enema and then went to work with some summer squash I'd got from the grocery. Starting with the smallest I worked my way up, over an hour or so, and a nice orgasm, to the biggest, which was pretty damn big! It was huge really, filling my ass like never before, making my eyes roll back in my head as I sank down and down, spreading my ass cheeks far apart with this monster squash.
The latest toy was a whiffle ball bat - you wouldn't believe how far I got that thing up my ass!
You see, I can't keep dildos around because of the family,but where there's a will there's a way! The only thing is that there still is nothing like a cock, or at least someone to use the dildo on me - that probably isn't too far away!
Love and Kisses Guys