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High School Team Mates Gross Out
Ryan and Dan were getting wasted. The two sixteen year old boys, best friends since junior high, were eating pizza, drinking beer and doing Jim Beam shots in Ryan's bedroom. His parents were away for the weekend (nothing new there) so there was nothing to stop them from getting totally drunk.
This was nothing new, since the two boys usually skipped the parties after their varsity baseball games to hang out together. Their team, the Redwood High Hawks had won again, in no small part thanks to Ryan and Dan, so they were celebrating as only two teen jocks could. Like they usually did, the two boys were getting a bit silly thanks to the alcohol that Dan's older sister had helpfully provided.
"Dude, I'm getting so fucked up," Ryan giggled. They were both lying on the floor next to each other and with their backs propped against the foot of Ryan's bed while watching TV. Dan giggled in agreement as Ryan turned to his right to look at his best friend. Dan was just sitting there oblivious, picking his nose. "Awe Dan, that's so gross," Ryan teased.
"What?" Dan asked as he just kept picking away, smiling broadly. "It's not like you don't do it too."
Ryan convulsed in laughter and then looked straight at his friend while sticking a finger in his own left nostril. "Guess you're right. Feels so good to get in there."
As Ryan vigorously picked his nose too, Dan pulled his finger out and showed Ryan the big chunk of snot on the tip. "Here ya go," Dan said.
"Awe man, that's nasty," Ryan said as Dan wiped the snot on Ryan's bare chest. Still, the blond boy didn't flinch at all. Instead, he pulled out a real thick wad of snot and wiped it right on Dan's big left nipple. They both giggled and went back to picking their noses and watching TV. They took breaks only to share another shot of bourbon and wash it down with another can of beer.
The two drunk teen jocks had earlier stripped down to just their sweaty white jockstraps; they hadn't even bothered to shower after the game. Ryan, the skinnier one of the pair was about 5'10" with short, stylishly messy blond hair and green eyes. He weighed about 135 lbs and had smooth skin, and a hairless body except for his legs, crotch and pits. The boy's pit and crotch hair was light brown and very thick. Ryan had impressive underarm bushes and a very heavy pubic bush for his age. His uncircumcised penis had a long and rubbery foreskin that covered the tip, even when fully erect, with an extra inch of tight, wrinkly flesh forming a nozzle. Erect, Ryan's penis measured a solid eight inches long and stood up at a 75 degree angle with a slight curve toward his flat belly. Of course, the teen's long hood made his dick look more like nine inches long.
Dan was the same height, 5'10" but was a bit more muscular, like a wrestler, and weighed about 150 lbs. He had a classically cute/handsome face and short, thick wavy brown hair, brown eyes and dimples, giving him extra boyish character. His teen body was equally hairless with, if anything, a larger and much broader bush above his dick and equally hairy underarms. Dan's nipples weren't as broad as Ryan's but they stuck out more, especially now, when they made such a good target for his drunk best friend's snot. Dan was circumcised and when erect, his penis grew to over nine inches and stuck straight out with an upside down curve and a huge, long flattish dickhead and long, wide piss slit. Dan, like Ryan, was really proud of his giant bush, especially in profile. In fact, both boys' cock hair was four inches deep, especially in the area just above their shafts.
As they sat back against the foot of the bed, eating pizza and guzzling beer, the two sixteen year old boys could smell each other's sweaty pits. Dan looked at Ryan, scratched his hairy underarm and belched loudly, prompting Ryan to belch too. Almost simultaneously, the two teen jocks leaned over to grab another slice of pizza. They'd ordered three extra-large pizzas; more than enough food for six people but then these were two hungry teens.
"Yo, let's watch this channel," Dan said while Ryan was flipping around on his TV. They settled on Dan's choice, a sports channel featuring local high school swimmers. It was an unusual choice since Redwood High didn't even have a swim team. Still, they watched as groups of skinny, speedo-clad boys competed in some indoor pool somewhere.
"We ought to join one of those teams, show `em what a real bulge looks like," Ryan joked.
"Yeah dude," Dan agreed, "We're packin' way more in these jocks." Ryan just laughed even as they both looked down and admired the taut white mesh barely enveloping their oversized teen sex organs.
"Fuck, dude, check that guy out," Ryan exclaimed. They looked, riveted, at a tall and very skinny boy with a crew cut who's speedo seemed to barely encase an obviously monster cock. While Ryan and Dan were long-time best friends, they'd only recently begun to even take notice of each other's penises. Even then, they'd never talked about girls, sex or dating. Instead, they spent their free time watching TV, tossing a baseball and other normal teen boy fun.
But last weekend, things had begun to change. It was an unusually warm spring day and so Ryan and Dan had walked over to a field near Dan's house. They tossed a Frisbee for an hour or two until both boys had downed a couple bottles of water and decided the early spring heat wave was enough for them. As they walked back home, in their t-shirts and jeans, Ryan announced, "I've gotta piss."
"So piss," Dan said. "I've gotta piss too."
"Ok, where?" Ryan asked as they walked along the shoulder on the edge of a field.
"Right here, shithead, on the side of the road," Dan said laughing.
"Good idea," Ryan agreed. They stopped, facing away from the road, and unzipped their flys. Now, while Ryan and Dan hadn't discussed sex directly, they weren't that shy about their nude bodies in front of each other. After all, they were normal teen jocks; they'd looked at each other's genitals in the locker room many times. They just hadn't said anything to each other about it. But on this day, the two boys made no attempt to disguise the fact that they were looking at each other's exposed penises and they began to piss. Ryan and Dan both shot huge streams of urine straight out in front of them a good seven or eight feet. As they pissed, both their dicks began to rapidly fill out.
By the time the two boys were done urinating, they'd achieved full erections, showing their hard dicks to each other for the first time. It was obvious to anyone, except maybe these two boys, that they liked looking at each other's large pissing dicks. They thought it was fun to keep their long boners exposed as they walked home. To the passing cars, they made quite a sight; two young, clean-cut high school boys walking along the side of the road with enormous erections jutting out obscenely from the unzipped flys of their jeans. While that's all they did that day, the sexual tension was pretty obvious to both of them.
Anyway, so this night after the game, they watched the skinny teens in speedos on TV as they quietly began to get erections in their jockstraps.
"Damn Ryan, your dick smells," Dan said, laughing drunkenly.
"Can't help it dude," Ryan replied unapologetically, "I didn't get a chance to wash under my foreskin lately."
"You mean you didn't bother to wash under there," Dan said with a smile. It was true; Ryan's long foreskin was really smelly.
"Wanna wash it for me?" Ryan taunted as he quickly yanked down the pouch of his jock, exposing his long, uncut teen erection. It throbbed, rock hard, right above his flat belly.
"Awe man, now I can really smell your dick," Dan said.
They both laughed as Ryan tucked the pouch under his balls, letting his long, smelly cock hover exposed. Dan took the opportunity to pour them each another shot of Jim Beam which they quickly downed.
"Fuck, Dan, I've gotta piss," Ryan said.
"So piss," Dan said, laughing.
"Fuck you, I can't stand up after that last shot," Ryan responded.
"So what, just let it go," Dan said. "Bet it's not the first time you pissed on yourself."
Ryan just giggled in response to that. Then both boys were quiet as drunken Ryan concentrated.
Suddenly the hairy-dicked blond boy sighed. His fat dick hood blew up like a balloon to golf ball size before the sticky tip opened up and Ryan began to urinate on his upper chest.
Dan's penis surged to his full size in his tight jockstrap as he watched his friend piss on himself. The urine shot out of Ryan so hard that it made a deep spraying sound as the heavy stream of boy piss shot against Ryan's upper torso and even his chin. The thick spray of teen boy piss was so forceful that, without thinking of the fact that Dan was there watching intently, Ryan leaned forward a bit and pissed in his own mouth. Dan's big curved dick strained even more, standing up inside the white mesh jock pouch and leaking a heavy flow of semen, as he watched his blond friend drink his own urine.
Ryan sprayed so much beer piss all over his naked torso that it streamed off his sides in multiple rivulets, spreading across the carpet and onto Dan. By the time Ryan had finished relieving himself, his body was soaked and piss dripped from his chin.
"Awesome, dude," Dan said as they looked at each other and smiled drunkenly. Even as he said that, he looked at his piss-soaked fellow teenager and cut a loud, deep fart.
"Awe dude," Ryan said, giggling, "And you said my dick is real smelly." Even so, they both breathed in the smell of Dan's gas.
Laughing, Dan said, "Yeah my asshole's getting smelly lately. I'm starting to get some hairs around it."
Both boys took long swigs of their beers, quickly finishing them off and popping open a couple more cans. They did another shot of bourbon and so, by then, their heads were spinning pleasantly as they got increasingly hammered.
Ryan reached down and pulled his jock back up over his huge boner. By now, the two high school jock friends were quietly admiring each other's straining, confined erections. That's when Dan said he had to piss too.
"Go for it," Ryan encouraged.
Dan's long, downward curved dick was pointed at the ceiling, stretching out the white jockstrap pouch to its absolute maximum. In fact both boys' cocks were so big and erect that they'd pulled the waistband of their jocks away, exposing some of their big teen bushes. Where their big dickheads pushed against the scratchy fabric, large translucent wet spots had grown as they discharged semen continuously.
Even though Dan had to piss (no surprise after six cans of beer), he didn't bother to pull his jock down. Instead, after cutting another loud fart, Dan began to piss in his jock.
Ryan moaned as he watched the jock get so wet that you could really see Dan's cockhead pissing. After just a couple seconds, piss shot out of Dan's big penis so hard that it actually squirted up out of the mesh pouch, sending a couple streams of varying intensity up in the air at least two feet. Most of the boy's piss rained back down on his crotch and lower torso as Dan went to the bathroom on himself. But one of the streams shot out through the material of his jockstrap at an angle toward his left. Piss now soaked Ryan's right thigh as he watched his friend relieve himself on both of them now.
As Dan's teen piss kept firing up in the air through the mesh of his jockstrap, Dan cupped his right hand and let it fill up with urine before bringing it to his mouth and drinking it. Seeing that, Ryan nearly ejaculated in his jockstrap. In fact, before his heavy piss could begin to slow down, Dan cupped both hands and filled them before drinking even more of his salty beer piss.
By the time Dan was done urinating, the two drunk sixteen year olds were totally soaked in their own piss. The carpet around them was thoroughly soaked too.
"Fuck, that felt good," Dan exclaimed as he poked his finger into the pool of piss in his belly button.
"Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to go again real soon," Ryan drawled. "'Soon as you hand me another beer."
Dan reached into the case and grabbed them both a couple cans of cold beer. They quickly chugged half the cans down.
"Dare you to piss your jock like I did," Dan taunted.
"Fuck yeah, wouldn't be the first time," Ryan boasted, grinning at his best friend.
"No way!" Dan said, "Fuck, I do it all the time."
"Way cool, Dan," Ryan replied. "I guess we're gonna be pissing our straps together lots more then."
"Oh yeah," Dan agreed.
They were silent for a moment as both boys kept their eyes on Ryan's jock-clad erection. He flexed his dick really hard, cut a major wet-sounding fart and began pissing.
"Do it," Dan encouraged as piss sprayed through the white jock pouch onto Ryan's six pack abs.
"Awe feels so fucking good!" Ryan practically shouted as he quickly lifted his hips into the air, planting his feet flat on the soaked carpet and pissed all over his own face with his second bladder release in the last ten minutes.
As he covered his mouth and cheeks in his piss, Dan leaned over and cupped a hand in his best friend's spray. Ryan watched his high school teammate drink his piss now.
When Ryan was finally done soaking his jockstrap, he turned to Dan and said, while grinning, "Taste good?"
"Fuck yeah," Dan said, licking his lips and cracking up.
"Let's do another shot," Ryan insisted.
Dan filled their shot glasses, handed one to Ryan and said, "To drinking piss and drinking beer," as they gulped down hard on the bourbon. Both boys nearly convulsed in laughter at how gross they were getting (and at how wasted they were getting too).
"Ok, shithead, any stray pepperoni slices in that pizza box?" Ryan asked.
Dan turned to his right, flipped open the box that had the first pizza they'd eaten and snatched up a slice for Ryan. "Stick out your tongue," Dan said, giggling. Ryan stuck his tongue out as he watched Dan place the slice of pepperoni on it. "Don't swallow it yet. Needs some sauce," Dan insisted.
As Ryan watched, Dan stuck his greasy finger in his nose and dug in there vigorously, pulling out a huge glob of golden snot. He wiped his mucus on the pepperoni and waited.
"Mmmm," Ryan said as he ate the snot-covered pepperoni. After swallowing, he grinned at Dan and said, "Got to get some more of that."
"Awe fuck dude, that was awesome. Didn't think you'd really eat my snot," Dan marveled.
Ryan just smiled widely. "I've been eating my own for years."
Dan looked into Ryan's eyes, farted, and said, "Then I guess it's time I got a taste of yours too."
As Ryan watched, Dan leaned over, his piss-soaked nearly naked body now rubbing against Ryan's equally urine-covered smooth torso. The dark-haired boy stuck his tongue out and gently stuck it into Ryan's left nostril. He drilled in and out a few times, trying to get some of the horny blond boy's mucus onto his tongue.
"Come on," Dan insisted, "Blow your fuckin' nose!"
Ryan got the picture, pinched shut his left nostril and blew hard as Dan shoved his tongue up against the boy's right nostril. A huge wad of chunky snot landed on Dan's tongue.
"Let me see it," Ryan said, slightly slurring his words. Dan held his tongue out and Ryan got an electric charge all through his genital area as he looked at his huge snot. "Do it..." Ryan whispered loudly.
Dan retracted his tongue, worked it around showily, swallowed and stuck his now-clean tongue back out. "Fuck yeah, that tasted good," he said, laughing at his own nastiness.
"Cool, dude, `cause I've got way more snot in the other side. Wanna go for it?"
"Yeah," Dan said, leaning further over. Ryan felt Dan's huge erection and wet jockstrap press against his right side. As the blond boy pinched his right nostril shut, Dan lined up his tongue and waited. Ryan blew hard, forcing out a monster chunk of semi-hard snot followed by a few spatters of more loose mucus onto his team mate's tongue.
Dan ate it up again, belched in Ryan's face and said "Get ready, dude." Ryan just watched and waited as Dan leaned down, his nose right over Ryan's soft lips and blew hard, sending some snot onto Ryan and even more dripping down onto Dan's own upper lip.
Ryan saw the golden glob of snot on Dan's lip. Without even thinking about it, he pressed his tongue and even his lips onto Dan's mouth and very sensuously licked Dan's snot off.
As he did that, Dan stuck his tongue out and the two teen jocks slid their snot-coated tongues against each other for a couple minutes. Somewhere in the recesses of their drunk brains, the two horny boys knew that they were making out.
Finally, Dan leaned back. "Whew," he sighed. "My head's spinning." He turned to look at Ryan and nearly shouted out, "Fuck, Ryan, I love eatin' our snot!"
"Fuckin' awesome," Ryan agreed.
They were quiet for a few minutes, watching a few more near-naked teen swimmers as they finished their latest beers. A really young, skinny boy came onto the camera, preparing to swim a 50 meter heat. The kid couldn't have been more than twelve.
"Damn," Ryan said, "He's really young."
"Yeah, I think we're getting to the junior high swimmers," Dan drawled as his eyes were locked onto the boy on the TV screen.
"Bet he's got no pubes yet," Ryan observed.
"It'd be fun to get him alone and see for ourselves, don't you think?" Dan said.
"Awe man, that'd be awesome," Ryan agreed. "Pull down his speedo and check out his dick."
"Show him our big, hairy dicks," Dan added.
"Fuck yeah," Ryan said, grinning, "We've gotta round up some totally underage boy and like, expose ourselves to him."
"Oh yeah, dude, that'd be awesome." Dan then added, "Maybe he'd play with our hairy monsters."
As a commercial came on, Ryan said, "Let's go nude."
Dan quickly agreed and the two wasted teens pulled their soaked jocks off, letting their big, hairy erections breathe free. The smell from Ryan's unwashed foreskin was getting more intense. They openly stared at, and admired, each other's massive erections.
"Fuck that feels good," Dan said. "So wanna do another shot?"
"And a beer?" Ryan added, belching really loud and then giggling together with Dan.
Dan popped open a couple of beers, handing one to Ryan before pouring themselves each another shot of bourbon. Laughing drunkenly, Dan raised up his shot glass and said, "To our big, hairy cocks!" The two boys flexed their dicks and then quickly downed their shots.
Ryan just said, "Oh fuck, I am getting wasted..."
"Me too, dude," Dan said, panting hard as he finished swallowing a huge chug of beer. Then, looking at his friend's long, uncut penis, Dan belched and said, "Fuck your dick smells!"
"Smells good!" Ryan said, laughing hard. As Dan watched intently, Ryan grabbed his huge erection in his left hand and poked his right index finger into the thick, long foreskin, swirling it around all over his hidden dickhead. He pulled his moist finger out, flecked with tiny white flakes and stuck it in his nose. "Yeah, smells fuckin' awesome," he giggled. Then he stuck his snot and smegma-tinged finger in his mouth. "Tastes even better," Ryan added.
Dan's big, curved cock jumped up and down at how sexy and gross Ryan was getting. "Yeah, well if you like that, smell this," Dan said, raising his left arm and exposing the thick bush of wiry brown hair in his unwashed pit.
Ryan leaned in close and began sniffing Dan's hairy underarm. He even rubbed his nose in the thick, long pit hairs. "Smells fuckin' rank," Ryan said, sniffing even harder as his big, uncircumcised boy dick throbbed. He leaned onto his right side, rubbing his dick into Dan's hairy thigh. Dan watched his friend's dick leave a trail of semen on his muscular leg.
"Lick my pit, dude," Dan begged.
"Mmmm," Ryan moaned as he stuck his tongue out and began tasting all that hair. The salty sweat of Dan's teen jock underarm was awesome, Ryan thought. As for Dan, he loved the sexy feeling of getting a tongue-massage of his awesome underarm. He'd dreamed of this ever since he first got hairy as a thirteen year old and would rub his own pits while jacking off.
"Fuck yeah, run your tongue all over. Get my armpit all spit-soaked," Dan moaned. Ryan licked the sixteen year old jock's underarm for about five minutes, until that last shot really kicked in and his head started swimming.
He leaned back again, licking his lips to get the last of the taste of Dan's underarm sweat and sighed, "I am really fucked up." He laughed hard with Dan and then added, "Now it's your turn, dude."
Ryan lifted his right arm, exposing the light brown, heavy armpit bush. Dan didn't hesitate one second as he stuck his face into Ryan's hairy underarm and began sniffing and licking. It felt so good to the blond sixteen year old to get his pit licked that his hard dick began bouncing violently up and down, noisily slapping his hard abs and spitting precum from his thick hood.
By the time Dan finished licking Ryan's armpit, the boys were almost delirious from their illicit booze and increasingly gross sexual experiments. Both boys were secretly incredulous that they were finally doing all the nasty stuff they'd each privately fantasized about.
As Dan filled their shot glasses again, Ryan rolled his eyes and said, "Oh fuck, this one's gonna really bite me in the ass." They both laughed at that. Then they downed them.
Ryan looked at Dan and asked, "You really getting hair around your asshole?"
"Fuck yeah! Wanna check it out?" Dan asked, secretly hoping that Ryan would want to look at his big, hairy teen anus.
"Hell, yeah! Show me that smelly shitter, dude," Ryan nearly shouted through his laughter.
Dan was pretty drunk now and so unsteady that it took him a couple tries to stand up. Finally, he stood looking down at his nude friend. To Ryan, looking up at Dan only emphasized how huge his teammate's erection looked, even with his giant teen bush sticking out a good four inches above it.
Dan turned around, straddling Ryan who just lay there looking drunk as shit. "Ready dude? Ready to check out my hairy asshole?"
"Yeah! Fuckin' show it to me," Ryan shouted. Dan just laughed, thinking about how Ryan always got real loud when he was hammered.
Dan began to squat down. As he did so, Ryan could see Dan's peach fuzz-covered cheeks part, showing a slightly hairier ass trench. As the sixteen year old squatted lower still, his ass cheeks parted even more, finally revealing his big anus to his best friend.
"Can you see my asshole?" Dan asked.
"Oh yeah," Ryan sighed. "Fuck, Dan, you've got lots of hair!"
Dan spread his legs and squatted a bit lower, resting his elbows on his thighs. "Can you see it better now?"
"Damn, Danny, your asshole is fuckin' huge!" In fact, drunk as Ryan was, he was right. Dan's teen boy anus had extra thick lips that protruding a good half-inch with a slit that must have been almost three inches long. The further down that he squatted, the more his teen asslips stuck out, throbbing.
"Yeah, dude, I'm real big `cause of my monster dumps," Dan said, laughing hysterically.
"Awe man, I think yours is even bigger than my big shitter." Then Ryan added, "Maybe I should grab the bat and give your hole a serious workout." The cute blond teen giggled as he said that.
"That what you do? Work your asshole over with a baseball bat?" Dan taunted.
"Fuck yeah, I can get eight inches up there now," Ryan boasted.
"That's nothing, lightweight. I can get a whole foot of that baseball bat up my turd tunnel."
"Yeah?" Ryan asked, unbelievingly.
"Fuck yeah," Dan responded.
"I wanna see that," Ryan shot back.
"Yeah, let's squat on some bats together, see who can shove more inside his hole," Dan suggested.
The drunk sixteen year old jocks laughed out loud at their nasty confessions. Then, Dan added, "My asshole fuckin' stinks now that it's all hairy."
"Yeah, dude, I was kinda noticing," Ryan laughed.
"Wanna get an up close and personal sniff of my hairy hole?"
"Fuck yeah," Ryan answered.
Dan squatted even lower until has fat teenboy ass lips were right on Ryan's mouth. "Taste my dirty shithole like you did with my armpit," Dan whimpered.
Ryan tentatively stuck out his tongue and licked the fat shit lips and the sweaty hairs around it. He sniffed hard, smelling a barely wiped, slightly shitty odor that nearly caused his dick to explode. "Tastes fuckin' wild," Ryan panted before sticking his tongue into Dan's surprisingly loose anus.
"Open your mouth real wide, Ryan," Dan begged.
"Ok," Ryan responded. Dan squatted on the horny teen's wide-open mouth and blasted a monster fart. His rectal gas forced Ryan's cheeks to puff up like a balloon before the cute blond teen swallowed his best friend's fart. Once he'd forced all that smelly rectal air into his gut, Ryan belched out loud. He went back to sucking Dan's hairy teen asshole for a couple minutes. Dan wasn't sure, since nothing like this had ever happened to him, but it sure felt like Ryan's tongue was going so deep that it was pushing on the giant turd that the teen jock was holding deep in his big rectum.
But Dan was really drunk now and losing his balance so he reluctantly pulled his hairy boy butt up off of his best friend's mouth and lay back down next to him like before.
"That was fucking awesome," Dan confessed.
"Yeah dude, your hairy shitter tastes real good. So do your farts," Ryan admitted.
Dan looked at him and said, "So you gonna squat on my face and let me get a taste of your asshole too?"
"Fuck yeah!" Ryan shouted.
But Ryan's head was spinning now from the combined effect of all the Jim Beam shots, the beer, the pizza and now the fart gas, snot and urine churning around in his stomach. He tried to stand up a couple times before lying back down.
Without even looking at Dan, Ryan quietly said, "Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna puke."
As soon as Dan heard that, his dick reacted by leaping up higher into the air. The huge downward curved penis squirted a brief column of piss up about three feet as he realized that Ryan was indeed about to throw up.
"Don't fight it, dude, just let it out," Dan encouraged.
"Oh god, I don't think I can hold it," Ryan whimpered. He started breathing real hard.
Dan watched expectantly. Suddenly, without further warning, Ryan opened his mouth and, as he lay on the floor with his head propped up against the foot of the bed, he let go.
The hot blond teen's stomach convulsed and heaved. A split second later, Ryan shot a powerful blast of puke up onto his chest and belly. Dan was blown away by such a hot, gross act.
But even before he could really savor the view of Ryan's puke-covered torso, the blond boy suddenly unleashed the mother lode. A long, powerful explosion of puke rocketed out of the horny teen splashing hard against his crotch. His chunky spew hammered at his erect dick sending waves of near-orgasmic feeling radiating through the puking boy's genital area. He'd ejected at least a gallon of puke.
"Oh fuck yeah," Dan whispered in awe of Ryan. Before the blond boy could respond, he chundered another huge load of vomit onto his pulsating cock.
Ryan and Dan both looked down at the blond teen jock's body and crotch. His torso and hovering erection were thoroughly coated with the watery brownish-orange combination of beer, piss, pizza and stomach juices. Bits of half-digested food were spattered all over the boy's body and stuck in his big pubic bush. Chunky bits of puke dripped from his giant erection.
Then Ryan turned to Dan, grinning and dripping vomit from his chin. He looked at Dan and said, "Fuck that felt good." Both boys began laughing hard.
But the combination of Dan's own heavy drinking along with the smell of Ryan's huge puke, sparked the same urge to upchuck in the handsome teen.
"Ryan, I think I'm gonna do it too," Dan moaned.
"Fuck yeah, go for it," Ryan whispered.
Dan arched his back and then planted his feet flat on the floor and raised his hips up. Without further warning, Dan belched really loud and a half-second later sent a column of pizza and beer puke blasting like a water-cannon at his own hairy crotch. He vomited so hard that it pushed his big upside-down curved dick away from him. Dan loved the intense feeling of all those chunks of half-digested pizza hammering hard onto his broad shaft and giant dickhead. He threw up several more times, spewing several watery, beer-based loads of puke onto his athletic teen body and giant sex organ. If anything, Dan's monster bush was even more littered with bits of food that he'd so violently upchucked. Both teens secretly thought that their cock hair looked awesome with all those chunks of pizza puke in it.
They were quiet for a couple minutes as they made sure they didn't have to puke anymore. Ryan turned to Dan and, grinning, said "Feel better?"
"Fuck yeah," Dan answered. The two horny boys smiled at each other and admired their hard, puke-coated cocks.
"Guess we probably ought to hit the shower," Ryan added.
"Sounds like a plan, dude," Dan agreed.
Well since they'd vomited so much, they felt instantly sober enough (if not actually really sober) to stand up. Dan got up first and then helped Ryan up. Bits of food and stomach juices ran down their bodies and dripped onto the carpet from their long, hairy erections.
The two teens had sobered up a bit after throwing up so much, but they were still a bit drunk as they stumbled into Ryan's bathroom and the big, glass-enclosed shower. Before Ryan could reach to turn on the water, he belched real loud and a little more watery puke burbled out of his mouth and down his chin and torso.
"Awe man, that's so fucking rank," Dan said laughing. He spread his legs and, bits of food particles dripping from his cock and balls, cut a deep, echoing monster fart. They both cracked up as Ryan finally got the shower going.
As the two sixteen year old baseball jocks quickly rinsed their puke off, Ryan flashed Dan a devilish smile and said, "You can really blow chunks, dude."
"You too, Ryan," Dan responded. "I've never seen anyone puke so much."
"All that fuckin' pizza."
"We've got another one to go," Dan observed.
"And more beer," Ryan added, giggling.
Neither teen boy bothered with soap; they simply wanted to get the obvious bits of vomit off their bodies. Their erections never faded, especially while watching each other pick half-digested bits of food out of their dick bushes. They rinsed their pubes under the shared shower spray, allowing their engorged teen sex organs to rub against each other for the first time ever.
"You ever puke on yourself before," Ryan asked.
"Yeah...you?" Dan admitted.
"Yeah, sometimes after practice when I'm sittin' on the toilet," Ryan said. "Feels fuckin' radical...all that stomach acid making my dick sting...feels awesome."
Dan laughed and said, "You're fuckin' weird, you know?"
"No more than you...I bet you know exactly what I'm talkin' about," Ryan countered.
"Yeah, `guess so..." Dan said, smiling broadly. The drunk boys continued rinsing off in the shower.
"That was hot, just now...you know?" the blond teen ventured.
"What was?" Dan asked.
"The way you totally chundered all over your dick," Ryan explained.
Dan just looked at him for a second, slightly unsure of what to say to that. "I uh...I almost came watching you puke your guts out all over your dick too."
That admission hung in the air for a few long moments. Finally, Ryan looked Dan in the eye, grinned and said, "Fuck yeah! It felt even hotter...next time, I'm gonna jack off with my puke." Ryan shut off the shower. The two horny, still drunk, teens got out and started drying off. They both took their time watching each other dry their hairy bushes and hard dicks.
Dan paused and said, "You never showed me your asshole..."
"So? I had to puke, I couldn't help it," Ryan countered.
"I think you're afraid to show me your tiny asshole," Dan challenged, laughing. "Afraid it's too small next to my monster anus?"
"Fuck you," Ryan said, grinning again. "Your asshole isn't so big. No way you can take a baseball bat in it!" The bet was definitely on.
"Eat shit," Dan said.
"I'll eat yours," Ryan said, giggling.
"Fuck, don't say it if you don't mean it," Dan warned.
"I wouldn't."
Dan looked at his blond friend. "Well, I've got a monster load in me. I mean, I haven't taken a dump in a couple days. So you're gonna have to eat it."
"Enough to share?" Ryan said, laughing harder.
"Fuck yeah!" Dan replied. By now they'd dropped their towels on the floor and were walking naked and erect back into Ryan's bedroom. "We're gonna eat some shit together."
"Yeah! I will if you will," Ryan promised.
They stopped in their tracks as Dan looked at the piss and puke on the carpet. "Sorry `bout the floor, dude. Kinda a mess, huh?"
"Awe fuck, don't worry about it," Ryan said. "I've pissed on this floor loads of times."
"Yeah?" Dan asked.
"Oh yeah," Ryan answered. "When I get going and gotta piss, fuck if I'm gonna just stop everything and head for the toilet, you know?"
"Yeah I do."
They stood there for a few moments as the two sixteen year old team mates openly admired each other's genitals. They were especially turned on by looking at each other in profile. Both boys were lean and smooth except for their crotches. Ryan and Dan got special thrills looking at the way their huge bushes stuck out. Their prominent cock hair was at least four inches deep above their throbbing erections. It was the only really visible hair on their bodies except for what was sticking out of their pits. Without realizing it, both boys were lightly masturbating. It was the first time that they'd actually pleasured their huge genitals so uninhibitedly in front of each other. Still, they were careful not to orgasm.
Finally, Ryan said, "I'm ready for more pizza and beer. What about you?"
"Shit yeah," Dan answered.
They squatted down on each side of the box of uneaten pizza as Ryan lifted its cardboard lid. "Looks good, huh?" Ryan asked while watching Dan pop open two more cans of beer.
"Nothing like puking up to make room for more," Dan said, laughing hard. Ryan started laughing hysterically too.
"Bet we can make it tastier though," Ryan suggested.
Dan just looked up at his squatting blond friend. "I know we can." With that, Dan grasped his downward curved erection and pointed it at the large pizza. As Ryan watched, Dan squirted some piss from his big cut dickhead onto the food. "Bet that's tastier now," Dan giggled.
"Gonna make it even better," Ryan said. He pulled back his huge foreskin and ran his hand up his dick really hard, from the bottom of the shaft to his long head. As he did so, a huge glob of semen appeared on his cock tip. Ryan shook his penis and let the semen fall in a continuous strand onto the pizza.
Dan got the message. "Awe fuck yeah," he moaned. Then Dan mimicked Ryan and squeezed his huge erect penis and wrung out some heavy strands of his precum too. The teens had managed to quickly paint ropes of their cock snot all over the pizza.
"Now it's good enough to eat," Ryan said, grinning at his naked friend.
"Damn right," Dan agreed.
They each picked up a slice of pizza. But before Ryan could put his slice in his mouth, Dan grabbed him by the wrist and said, "Hold on. There's one more thing." He tried to stifle a drunken laugh. Then the brown-haired teen jock leaned forward and blew his nose on Ryan's pizza slice. A thick rope of golden snot hung from Dan's nostril for a couple seconds before dripping down onto the pizza.
"Awe dude, that's fuckin' hot," Ryan whimpered. Then he leaned forward as Dan held his pizza slice out in front of him. Ryan quickly blew huge chunks of gelatinous mucus all over Dan's pizza too. Then the boys crammed their pizza slices into their mouths, tasting urine, precum and snot on their food.
They were laughing as they stood there and wolfed down another slice each. Their teenage penises were as rock hard as ever. That's when Ryan, after they both chugged down their beers, grabbed another slice and, folding it nearly in half, grabbed his dick. He enclosed that pizza slice around his dickshaft and ran it up and down, masturbating with the pizza. In no time, Ryan's penis was coated with pizza grease, tomato sauce and bits of cheese.
Seeing Ryan massage his dick with the pizza convinced Dan to do the same thing. Ryan whimpered as he watched his best friend rub the pizza all over his hairy teen cock.
Once they'd made greasy messes of their dicks, Ryan picked up his slice and began eating it. After a moment's hesitation, Dan squatted down and quickly (on the off chance that Ryan would freak out) sucked his friend's pizza-coated penis into his mouth. Dan was giving, and Ryan receiving, their first blowjob. Using his tongue vigorously, Dan cleaned all the pizza stuff off of Ryan's erection.
Pretty soon, though, Ryan pulled Dan up. Then the blond sixteen year old squatted down and began licking and sucking Dan's pizza-stained erection too. His tongue slid all over Dan's penis, even licking down the top of Dan's shaft until Ryan could run his tongue all over his best friend's huge pubic bush.
"Fuck that feels good," Dan moaned.
Ryan looked up, grinned, and said, "How'd my smelly dick taste?"
"Fuckin' hot," Dan panted before chugging down some more beer. He belched and said, "Now let's see your asshole."
"Ok" Ryan replied. He grabbed his desk chair and sat down on it, lifting his long, lightly hairy legs over each arm and scooting way forward so that his spread legs revealed his asshole. The hairless anus bulged out obscenely; Ryan's hole was huge. To Dan, who just stood there for a moment, amazed at the sight in front of him, Ryan's anus looked like a fat volcano as the round, donut-sized opening stuck out a good two inches.
"Fuck, Ryan, I bet you really can get a baseball bat up there," Dan said.
Ryan grabbed his beer off the desk next to him, chugged some, belched and laughed, "Oh fuck yeah, I can."
Well Dan wasted no time chugging down the rest of his beer and then squatting down in front of the blond sixteen year old's giant anus. He leaned forward and tentatively stuck his tongue out and ran it right over Ryan's big ass lips.
"Awe man, that feels awesome..." Ryan whimpered. Dan began to really vigorously lick the smelly teen asshole while Ryan kept grunting and pushing out.
"Yeah, dude," Dan said, "Open that nasty hole up. I'm gonna drill my tongue all the way up there."
"Awe fuck yeah," Ryan giggled before cutting a deep, wet-sounding fart in Dan's face. Dan bore down and cut one too.
Both boys were laughing out loud as Ryan finished his beer and said, "You and me are gonna have to take a dump pretty soon."
Dan pulled back from the spit-soaked anus and said, "Yeah I know I'm carrying a monster log in me." He dove back down onto Ryan's bulging boy hole and planted his open mouth on it, sucking the distended teen anus deep into his mouth while his tongue slid easily inside. Ryan's asshole was really loose, at least as loose as Dan's equally relaxed teen anus.
While Dan sucked and tongue-fucked Ryan's asshole, the uncut blond boy kept pushing out, farting right into Dan's mouth. Seconds after Ryan belched again, Dan felt something hot and wet running over his lips. He pulled back and saw that Ryan was just sitting there, asshole sticking way out, and urinating on himself again. Dan went down on the now piss-soaked asshole and sucked even harder, feeling Ryan's thick anal lips open up and go deep in his mouth.
Soon after finishing his piss, Ryan grunted even harder and felt himself squirt a bit of really loose, almost diarrhea crap into Dan's mouth. Dan moaned, realizing that he now had a mouthful of liquid shit. He sat back, looked up at Ryan and stuck out his brown-coated tongue.
"Awe man, that's so fuckin' nasty!" Ryan exclaimed, so tuned on to have defecated in his best friend's mouth.
"Uh uh," Dan agreed before swallowing hard and sticking his now-clean tongue back out. His flat stomach heaved a couple times as he swallowed the mouthful of diarrhea that Ryan had given him. "Awe fuck, dude, I ate your shit," Dan said, grinning with gross-out pride.
Ryan looked at him and said, "How `bout we down some more pizza and beer and then I suck your turd tunnel?"
"Sounds good, bro," Dan said. So Ryan stood up and the two nude sixteen year old boys squatted over the pizza box and grabbed another slice each. Dan grabbed two more beers for them too.
Before he opened the cans of beer, Ryan said, "Hold up, dude, I've got an idea."
"What's that?" Dan asked, curious.
"Ever shotgun a beer?" Ryan asked, grinning mischievously.
"Hell yeah," Dan answered. "With you, fuckhead. Last summer when your parents were away."
"Oh yeah," Ryan said, giggling. "Kinda forgot."
"Then we're gonna do it again, so you remember this time,"
"Fuck yeah!" Ryan replied.
So the two naked sixteen year olds stood up and ate their pizza. Their dicks stayed erect as they checked out each other's sex organs between bites of the now-cold food. When Dan finished his slice first, he casually started scratching his huge bush.
Through a mouthful of pizza he was chewing, Ryan said, "Dude, I'll scratch your pubes for you."
"Go for it," Dan offered.
Ryan reached down with his free hand and stuck his fingers deep into Dan's thick, deep pubes. The blond boy's fingers disappeared in Dan's big dark brown bush. Ryan scratched and massaged the wiry hair while Dan just relaxed, cut a fart and then clasped his hands behind his head, showing off his hairy pits to Ryan.
After playing with Dan's pubes for a few minutes, Ryan said, "Ok, ready to shotgun?"
"Fuck yeah," Dan answered.
"Cool," Ryan replied, "Now go lie on the bed." As Dan jumped on Ryan's bed and lay flat, Ryan grabbed his pocket knife from the desk drawer and then grabbed the two beer cans. Both wasted teens were grinning at each other as Dan watched Ryan walk over to the bed and climb on, his big uncut erection standing up stiff in front of him.
Dan started picking his nose while Ryan pierced the bottom of the beer can with the knife. "Awe yeah," Ryan said. "Dig around in there."
Ryan's dick stiffened even more and he squirted a little piss from his fat hood as he watched his teammate pull snot out and eat it while getting ready to shotgun the beer.
Laughing hard, Dan said, "Dude you pissed your bed."
"Awe so what?" Ryan replied, smiling broadly, "I've pissed and crapped this bed so many times already, a little more ain't gonna hurt it."
"Fuck yeah, Ry..." Dan agreed.
Ryan started giggling and said, "Ok dude, ready for the beer?" Dan just nodded `yes.'
The brown-haired teen lifted his head up and put his mouth to the hole that Ryan had cut in the bottom of the can. Suddenly, Ryan popped the lid and beer shot out that hole into Dan's waiting mouth. As he lay there, he gulped that beer really fast, hoping not to spill a drop.
Seconds later, Dan's beer was empty and the horny, wasted teen looked up at Ryan and belched really loud. "Fuck yeah, Dan, way to shotgun!" Ryan proclaimed.
"Your turn, lightweight," Dan said as he struggled, drunkenly, to get up.
"Lightweight?" Ryan asked. "I'm gonna suck down all that beer and anything else you wanna put in my mouth."
"Get really gross then, huh?" Dan asked as he pierced the beer can for Ryan's turn.
"Fuck yeah, totally gross," Ryan swore.
With that, it was Ryan's turn and. with Dan whooping and laughing, he chugged down the fast-emptying can of beer. Both boys' stomachs heaved a bit from the shotgun game and from all the alcohol and pizza they'd been eating.
Ryan tossed the empty can on the floor and grinned stupidly at Dan for a second before burping real loud. As Dan kneeled on the bed next to where Ryan was lying, he began to pick his nose some more. Ryan did the same. For a couple minutes the horny, naked sixteen year old jocks picked away hoping to dig out some new chunks of snot.
And almost simultaneously, they did. `Fuck that's hot," Ryan moaned. "Let's see it up close," referring to the big glob of golden mucus on the end of Dan's finger.
"Sure, Ry...," Dan responded. "And let's see your snot too." The two boys stretched their arms out to get their mucus-coated fingers in each other's faces. As they admired what they'd dug out of their noses, Dan leaned forward a bit and sucked the snot off of Ryan's finger.
"Mmmm..." Ryan moaned as he quickly did the same, tasting more of Dan's thick snot too. The gross high school jocks then stuck their tongues out, showing each other the heavy mucus on them before swallowing each other's big snot wads.
As Ryan giggled at their nasty, horny games, Dan looked down and said, "Can I take a piss on you?"
"Awe fuck yeah," Ryan answered, smiling broadly and hard cock jutting up from his abs.
"Cool, dude," Dan said, "I've got a major load to unleash." The brown-haired teen then straddled his blond, uncut friend and squatted down over Ryan's lightly-hairy thighs. Dan's fat, upside-down curved erection jutted out from his huge bush and, with Ryan watching intently, the big dick's pisshole flared open.
The two drunk teens were silent as they watched Dan's hairy erection stand up higher and release a huge, continuous stream of urine onto Ryan's smooth torso and into his face. Ryan opened his mouth and let it fill up with urine. As his best friend relieved himself on Ryan's body, the blond boy swallowed the mouthful of beer piss before grabbing his dick and pulling it up.
"Piss on my bush," Ryan quietly begged. Dan immediately grabbed his pissing erection around mid-shaft and aimed it down onto the thick, deep light brown pubic bush his best friend was displaying. He thoroughly soaked Ryan's heavy teen pubes as well as aiming his forceful gusher of urine all over the other boy's long, uncut penis.
These horny sixteen year old boys were so secretly proud of their enormous pubes that they could think of nothing hornier than getting all that puke, snot and now piss on them. They wanted more than anything to really mess up their huge cock hair.
As Dan's piss stream began to die down a bit, he bore down and squirted extra-powerful jets of urine all over Ryan again. As he launched those piss rockets, Dan also managed to cut some more loud farts.
"Awe fuck yeah," Ryan said, "Keep farting, dude."
"Yeah, you gonna fart for me some more?" Dan asked.
"Fuck yeah, I'm gonna blow some major gas out my hole for you."
"Awesome," Dan enthusiastically replied. The drunk teen then looked down at Ryan and said, "Watch this." He lifted his butt up and, while still squatting over Ryan's engorged genitals, leaned back on his hands and thrust his big teen hole right at the blond boy beneath him.
Dan grimaced and bore down. As Ryan silently watched, Dan's hairy anus expanded out obscenely, bigger than Ryan had seen it so far, and he cut a long, deep thirty-second fart. The teen's fat anal lips were visibly vibrating.
"Oh fuck yeah!" Ryan said as he felt the gas blowing on his erection straight from his friend's huge asshole.
Dan just squatted there with a goofy grin on his face, proud of the giant fart he'd just blasted. Ryan, however, quickly made up his mind what he wanted.
"You need to take a dump yet?" Ryan asked, grinning mischievously.
"Oh yeah, I can feel a monster turd pressing on my insides," Dan confirmed. The two boys were silent for a moment, pondering what Dan just said.
"Shit on me," Ryan forcefully said. "Push that big turd out right on my body."
"You sure?" Dan asked, praying that his best friend was serious.
"Fuck yeah," Ryan grinned.
Dan grinned back at him and sucked in his breath. He could already feel his feces moving down his big anal canal.
The blond teen just lay there, watching and anticipating almost desperately. He heard Dan grunt and watched that fat, hairy boy hole push out about three inches. It looked like a volcano about to erupt as the eye of his huge anus parted, causing Ryan to gasp.
The tip of a huge and very hard turd slowly emerged. As fat as the brown log looked, Ryan's eyes began to bug out when it got considerably wider as more and more of the hard feces extended out from the teen jock's fat asshole. By the time that Dan had pushed about five inches of it out, the log was at least three inches thick. With a soft crackling sound, his turd continued to slide out, its pointed tip finally touching Ryan just below his sternum.
To Ryan, this was the ultimate. His best friend and high school classmate was taking a crap on him now. As Dan bore down and pushed harder, the rest of his log finally slid out, landing on Ryan's smooth, flat belly with a loud thud.
"Oh man, that's so fucking hot," Ryan practically moaned. Dan scooted back a bit so he too could look admire his dump.
Lying on Ryan's torso, in a line from his pecs to his pubes, was a hard fourteen inch long, three inch thick, knotty brown turd. It was giving off its heavy odor as both boys breathed deeply.
"Awe man, that was awesome!" Dan exclaimed. He loved taking a dump on Ryan.
"Fuck yeah!" Ryan nearly shouted. "Your hole is so fucking huge."
Dan laughed and said, "Told ya."
"You always make turds like this?" Ryan asked.
"Usually, yeah, this is pretty normal for me," Dan admitted. "I mean, sometimes they're real loose and smelly but most times I shit a monster log like this one." His fat, long dick jumped up and down as the teen reflected on how proud he was to be sharing his big, manly dumps with Ryan. "What about you, you ever make one like this?"
`Oh hell yeah," Ryan boasted. "Sometimes even bigger. Feels great pushing out a real hard one, stretching my hole."
"I wanna see you do that," Dan begged.
"Soon, dude," Ryan promised. "But tonight it's gonna be diarrhea." He started laughing hard.
"Like you did in my mouth earlier," Dan replied, laughing his ass off too.
Ryan belched again and began picking his nose. "Fuck, got more snot in there."
But Dan was silent for a moment. As Ryan watched, the handsome brown-haired teen drooled out a huge wad of spit into his cupped hand and slapped in onto his throbbing, stretched asshole. When he grabbed Ryan's erection and pulled it up toward his butt, the drunk blond boy realized what was about to happen.
"Awe man, fuckin'go for it," Ryan moaned.
Dan sucked in his breath and sat down hard on the fat, uncut dick. Between the spit, Ryan's precum and the stretching from that monster turd, Ryan's eight inch dick easily slid all the way into the hot sixteen year old. "Fuck," Dan exclaimed as he sat all the way down on the hard penis, "My balls are in your pubes."
"Feels fuckin' awesome, dude," Ryan panted as he watched his fellow teen jock start to ride up and down on his erect penis. "You're so loose...I love it," he added.
"Push up when I push down," Dan panted. "Get your dick way up there. Got more shit in me and your dick's gonna get real dirty now."
"Fuck yeah, make my dick real dirty"
Dan looked down into Ryan's eyes and said, "You feel my ass walls with that uncut monster of yours?"
`Oh yeah, you feel my smelly hood? It's smearing cock snot all over your insides." Ryan panted.
"Fuck yeah, get your ball juice in my gut," Dan moaned.
As both teens experienced their first anal sex, Dan concentrated hard. Suddenly he held still while Ryan thrust up into him. He was focusing on really relaxing his rectum when it began to make huge slurping sounds.
Ryan was turned on even more. "Awe man, that's so nasty. It's like your asshole is sucking air in around my dirty cock."
"Yeah, you like that?" Dan teased. "Watch this!" The sixteen year old's asshole suddenly belched out an incredible fart from all the air that Ryan's big dick had pushed up into him. It was one of the loudest farts either boy had ever imagined and it went on and on. Ryan could feel the vibrating rectal walls all over his erect dick.
"Awe fuck!" Ryan shouted, "That was so fuckin' amazing. You've gotta show me how you do that."
Dan just laughed as they fucked a bit more. Then he pulled up and off Ryan's dick. Both horny, wasted teens looked down at Ryan's uncut penis. There were brown streaks up and down the shaft and a big wad of semi soft shit sticking out of the long foreskin nozzle.
Dan said, "Dude, your dick looks so gross now." He giggled at that.
So did Ryan as he said, "No dude, it looks fucking hot!" He bounced his uncut cock up and down a bit, enjoying the extra weight on the tip from the lump of Dan's shit stuck to it.
As the blond teen did that, Dan leaned down, bent way over and, without warning, sucked Ryan's filthy dick into his mouth. Ryan was blown away at the sight of his gross friend actually tasting his own shit like that. He could feel Dan's tongue frantically sliding all over his dirty cock, cleaning all that shit off.
When Dan pulled up off the dirty dick, he stuck out his mouth and showed Ryan the lump of shit on his tongue.
"Oh fuck yeah," Ryan moaned. "Come closer."
Slightly puzzled, Dan leaned over Ryan's face. The blond boy lifted his head up and stuck his tongue in Dan's open mouth. But rather than kiss, Ryan was trying to suck that ball of shit into his mouth. Their tongues wrestled for a moment as they giggled, fighting over Dan's feces.
Finally, Dan let Ryan win as he reared back on his haunches. Ryan, grinning broadly, opened his mouth and showed Dan the huge piece of shit now on his tongue.
"Awe yeah, Ry...eat my shit." Dan couldn't believe that his jock buddy would actually do it.
But Ryan just closed his mouth and swallowed. His eyes watered a bit and his stomach heaved. The disgusting jock teen nearly puked as his friend's excrement went down his throat.
When he was done, Ryan said, "Dude, your shit is so fuckin' tasty." Both boys doubled over in laughter.
"We gotta do some shots after that!" Dan exclaimed, jumping up from the bed.
"Oh hell yeah," Ryan agreed. He gently lifted up Dan's monster turd and put it down on his dirty wet bed sheets before joining Dan by the pizza box and the bottle of Jim Beam.
Dan handed Ryan one of the filled shot glasses. They toasted each other. "Here's to eating some more shit!" Dan said. They both burst out laughing as they swallowed the strong bourbon.
Ryan squatted down and popped open a couple more beers, handing one to Dan. Both boys chugged the beer and then, in their increasingly drunk, horny frenzy, ate some more pizza real fast.
"Check this out," Ryan said through a mouthful of pizza he was chewing.
"What," Dan asked. In answer, Ryan leaned forward and planted his mouth on his friend's. Dan opened his mouth and let Ryan push his chewed up pizza in. They swapped that mashed up pizza and loads of spit back and forth until finally swallowing it down their throats. "You," Dan laughed, "Are so fuckin' gross."
"Awe, dude, it's not gross," Ryan laughed. "It's fuckin' hot!"
Dan just gave Ryan a mock stern look and finally said, "You know, you owe me something."
"What's that?" Ryan responded.
"You're supposed to shit on me."
"Yeah? It's gonna be real loose," Ryan warned.
"Fuck yeah, that's what I want," Dan said.
Ryan just gave Dan a stupid-looking grin and farted. "Just getting' ready," he laughed.
Dan was definitely feeling the last shot so he sat on the edge of the bed, looked up at Ryan and said, "You `bout ready to crap?"
`Just about," Ryan slowly said, smiling mysteriously. The drunk sixteen year old had a definite look of concentration on his face. As Dan wondered what was up, Ryan just stood there, cramming some pizza in his mouth when suddenly his upright, hooded dick unleashed a tall arc of urine. Ryan just stood there at right angles to Dan while he pissed hands-free, wetting down most of his bedroom. The big arc of beer piss shot up from Ryan's tall boner to a height of at least six feet before raining down on the carpet.
Dan just leaned back slightly and began pissing on the floor and on Ryan's hairy legs. Both teens just casually enjoyed pissing before resuming their really nasty fun.
Ryan's piss finally ebbed and he turned and squatted slightly so that Dan could piss more on his hairy dick. Then, when the last spurt of urine shot from Dan's huge penis, Ryan practically shouted out, "I'm gonna shit!" With that, he jumped on Dan, pushing him back on the wet bed.
While Ryan laughed, Dan scooted back onto the bed, lying next to his huge, knotty turd. "Ok dude, I'm ready for your dump now."
Ryan grabbed their shot glasses, poured two more and climbed on the bed between Dan's hairy legs. They quickly chugged the bourbon. Then Ryan stood up on the bed, straddling Dan's chest. He squatted slightly, knees bent at right angles so that his fat, hairless asshole was aimed down onto Dan's chest.
"Ready, dude?" Ryan asked.
"Fuck yeah, shit all over me," Dan begged. Ryan just looked down and nodded. He was ready.
As Dan looked up at his best friend, he quietly admired the tall, uncut boner and huge bush. And then he focused below that onto the bulging anus.
Accompanied by a wet farting sound, Ryan's asshole opened wide and unleashed a steady stream of almost-diarrhea down onto Dan's chest and belly. The wet shit squirted from his big hole in one continuous column, spattering audibly onto the handsome sixteen year old below.
Dan panted as the super strong odor of Ryan's dump hit his nostrils. They both checked out the widening pool of diarrhea gathering on Dan's body. It looked like a loose, lumpy dark brown batter as it spread evenly in a circle on his smooth tanned torso.
"Oh god, that's so hot..." Dan moaned, enjoying Ryan's hot teen diarrhea.
Panting, Ryan said, "My shit looks so good going all over you."
While he loved the warm feeling of that widening pool of diarrhea spreading across his naked teen body, Dan suddenly had another idea. "Stop crapping," he commanded.
Ryan pinched his big, loose hole shut. He wasn't sure what was up.
"Turn around," Dan ordered. Ryan quickly complied. But now that he'd started crapping, he couldn't hold it in much longer.
Then Dan grabbed Ryan's slightly bony hips and pulled his ass down to his face.
"Fill my mouth up," Dan quietly begged.
When Ryan heard that, the drunk boy got goose bumps and felt his tall penis surge nearly to orgasm. "Awe dude, that's so fucking hot!"
"Do it," Dan panted.
"Still got a lot in me," Ryan warned as he quickly squatted lower and planted his shit-stained boy anus on Dan's open mouth. Ryan looked down at his thick knot of dirty foreskin, sighed and began to crap. He shot a thick, forceful stream of diarrhea into his baseball teammate's open mouth, hearing it fill up as Dan tried to swallow some of the loose dump.
Tears streamed from Dan's mouth as he did this ultimate gross sex act with Ryan. The smell and taste of diarrhea was causing his gag reflex to trigger as he swallowed fast, the same way he'd been chugging the beer earlier. The dark haired boy felt the lumps of shit in Ryan's diarrhea as they spattered against his teeth and tongue as his mouth kept filling over and over. Ryan must have unloaded about a quart of teen diarrhea before his hot intestines were finally empty.
"Don't swallow all of it yet," Ryan quietly asked. He stood up, turned around and straddled Dan below him. As Ryan looked at Dan, their eyes met. Then Ryan looked at Dan's open mouth, filled with dark brown crap the consistency of lumpy soup.
The uncut teen leaned down and put his wide-open mouth on Dan's and kissed him, dipping his tongue frantically in the mouth-bowl of his own diarrhea. Their tongues slid against each other as Ryan slurped up some of his own super loose bowel movement, swallowing it quickly. As the horny, gross boys swallowed the last of Ryan's liquid excrement, they made loud retching noises in each other's mouths.
The two teens, realizing that they were having sex and not just trying to gross each other out anymore, kept kissing unabashedly while Ryan reached behind himself and lined up Dan's giant erection with his shit and spit-soaked rubbery teen anus.
As Dan moaned, Ryan quickly thrust his hips back and crammed most of Dan's huge, leaking penis into his throbbing asshole. Ryan panted into Dan's mouth as he felt the curved boy dick rearrange his insides. He finally, reluctantly stopped kissing Dan and reared up, giving himself the ability to sit all the way down on the 9" boy dick inside him.
"Awe fuck, Dan," Ryan panted, "I think I feel your dick in my stomach."
Dan just grinned drunkenly and reached out with both hands to massage their thick bushes as he felt Ryan expand and contract his rectal muscles around his dickshaft. He knew his big cock was spitting semen all over Ryan's ass walls.
At one point, Ryan held still and let Dan thrust up into him rapidly. The blond boy looked down at Dan, still massaging their pubes, and began to play with his hairy pits. "Fuck that's hot," Dan panted out between thrusts.
But that's when Ryan's attention was drawn back to the giant hard turd that Dan had shit on him earlier. Ryan reached down with his left hand and quickly, but gently, lifted the huge, hard log up.
"I love your shit," Ryan whispered. Then, as Dan moaned, Ryan opened his mouth and began to suck the knotty turd in and out.
"Awe fuck," Dan drunkenly exclaimed, "Give my turd a blowjob." Ryan was sliding the huge hard feces in and out, matching the rhythm of Dan's teen cock thrusting in and out of his loose boy hole. The horny blond boy loved the feel of every knot and ridge on his tongue as he sucked his best friend's bitter-tasting shit.
While carefully holding the exposed length of that 14" turd, Ryan leaned down again, aiming the tip of the hard log at Dan's open and waiting mouth. As the heavy feces entered Dan's throat, he gagged hard spurting a bit of saliva out both sides of his mouth. Nearly puking again had caused Dan's cock to noticeably surge in Ryan's rectum. The two teens' eyes met and they silently knew what they were going to do.
Almost simultaneously, Dan and Ryan bit hard into the fat turd and began chewing and kissing the teen's excrement. As Dan continued fucking Ryan, they managed to slowly mash up the enormous log and turn it into giant, throat-filling lumps of clay-like shit.
They began swallowing Dan's dump, adding it to the diarrhea, pizza and beer in their stomachs. Their heads were spinning from all the bourbon and beer as their stomachs heaved from the huge amount of boy shit they were eating.
Ryan finished swallowing his share of Dan's crap and panted, "I'm gonna puke."
Dan swallowed hard and, eyes watering and nose running, quickly replied, "me too."
Hearing that, Ryan again planted his mouth on Dan's and, while holding that huge dick in his loose hole, pressed his body against Dan's diarrhea-coated torso. The boys could feel their stomachs really heave as all that shit mixed with the pizza and beer.
Dan started making muffled retching sounds as they licked bits of shit off each other's teeth. Then, Ryan belched loudly into Dan's mouth and that triggered it.
With his lean, athletic teen body pressing up against Ryan's even leaner torso, Dan suddenly vomited. Accompanied by a gargling sound, Dan ejected half-digested food, just-eaten shit and lots of stomach juice up into Ryan's waiting mouth.
As soon as Ryan felt his friend throwing up and the puke pound hard at the back of his throat, he let his stomach heave big-time. Then, just as Dan began his second wave of puking, Ryan threw up.
With their mouths still pressed together, the combined force of the two teens' massive pukes sent powerful spurts of nasty pizza-colored liquid shooting out the sides of their mouths in powerful jetting streams that must've been three feet long, spattering the bed and floor.
Still, there was so much vomit in their mouths that the boys had no choice but to swallow their combined puke back down. That's when Ryan reared up, bouncing hard on Dan's dick in his ass.
Dan looked up, fucking frantically, and watched bits of food, shit and plenty of reddish-brown stomach juice slide down Ryan's torso and drip from his chin into his big blond cock bush and onto his smelly dick.
Then Dan tilted his head forward and, as Ryan's stomach visibly heaved again, Dan fired a huge column of puke onto Ryan's hairy crotch and engorged teen sex organ. The handsome brown haired boy could feel his balls tighten and his orgasm build as he spewed his half-digested stomach contents onto Ryan's hard dick.
Once he felt Dan's puke hose his cock, Ryan reached down and frantically started masturbating. He rapidly gathered all the food bits he could and rubbed the nasty mess all over his pulsating dick, feeling the friction of the harder chunks in Dan's heavy puke rub his throbbing dickshaft.
Then, as his stomach heaved once more, Ryan pressed his chin to his chest and upchucked all over his own dick. Thick, chunky pizza puke exploded out of his mouth, pouring all over his huge bush and hard uncut erection.
To Dan, watching the long spew of puke pour out of Ryan's mouth onto his masturbating dick was too much. "I'm cumming!" he screamed.
`Yeah fill my hole," Ryan panted as puke and spit dripped from both sides of his mouth onto his smooth boy chest.
"Ughhh..." Dan grunted and then he unloaded his full teen testicles into Ryan. The blond boy jacked his cock even harder once he felt his friend's dick spraying sperm all over his swollen and throbbing rectal lining.
As Dan was ejaculating in his body, Ryan's balls rose up until they were literally on each side of his hard dick shaft and then he began his orgasm.
"Awe fuck..." Ryan exclaimed. Dan watched as the throbbing penis in front of him shot jet after jet of boy sperm up over Ryan's head. The long streams of teen cum rained down on Dan's chest, mixing with the huge volume of puke they'd both spewed.
Once the two drunken teens caught their breath and came down a bit from their monster orgasms, Ryan slowly lifted off of Dan's still-erect dick. As Dan watched, Ryan grunted out loud. Then, while still squatting over Dan's shit-stained hairy dick, Ryan fired a huge load of sperm from his loose hole and into Dan's thick bush.
"Awe man, that's so fuckin' gross," Dan said, laughing hysterically. Now that their orgasms had finally subsided, the two teen jocks began to realize just what an incredible mess they'd made. But the funny thing was, rather than freak out about it, they were actually proud. They'd finally done exactly what they'd only dreamed of for so long and, knowing this, their dicks hardly softened.
Ryan belched and said, "Let's hit the shower, dude. I can't even begin to think of cleaning up this room yet."
They laughed and belched some more as they left a trail of sperm and puke from Ryan's bed to the bathroom.
In the shower, Ryan made some more diarrhea while Dan watched and then Dan threw up a few more times, once on the shower floor and once on Ryan's dick. The two dirty teens had no choice but to masturbate again, even while pissing all over the big shower and each other. They finished their jack off fun by rubbing and massaging each other's thick pubic hair while unloading their balls on each other's dicks.
Well, after that, they finished showering and, while drying off, Ryan suggested they crash in the guest bedroom.
Once the two boys were in bed, they slid their nude bodies up next to each other and, as they drifted off to sleep, whispered plans for Saturday.
"Once we clean up my bedroom," Ryan suggested, "Let's head over to school and grab some bats and balls and practice."
"And then sit on the bats?" Dan whispered.
"Fuck yeah..." Ryan whispered back.
"I bet there'll be some younger boys out skateboarding in the parking lot. There always are..." Dan suggested.
"Yeah," Ryan agreed. "Let's see if we can expose ourselves to one of them."
Their dicks began to erect again. Dan added, "Let's bring some beer with us. That way we can piss in front of the younger boys...let `em see our hairy dicks gettin' busy."
"Awe fuck, that's an awesome idea," Ryan replied. In the dark bedroom, the two boys grabbed each other's hairy dicks and gently held them as they fell into a drunken sleep, imagining more filthy sex games they'd try tomorrow.
Coming up: An afternoon of beer and baseball bats.