This is a gay story based on the MTV show Hard Times of RJ Berger.
The Hardest Times of RJ Berger
A few years ago there was a show on MTV about a high school nerd with a big dick. I saw a couple episodes recently and thought of this. A little late to the party. Usual disclaimers apply. I don't own these characters. I welcome your comments. chubbyboyinbama@yahoo.com
"Miles, just let it go, I am not going to show you my junk!" RJ yelled. "Look dude, I got a glimpse of it at the basketball game, you know, along with the entire school," Miles said. "But now I can't get it out of my head. Its like your dick is burrowing its way into my brain. Its not a gay thing. Its just...fascination. Its like a two-headed goat. You can't stop looking at it now matter how hard you try." RJ rolled his eyes. "Look Miles, I am not some circus freak. Haven't I been embarrassed enough?" "Embarrassed?" Miles waived his arms widely for effect. "You have something that any guy in the world, including me, would kill for. Seriously, if this was like a video game where I could kill you and then I would gain your shlong powers, I totally would."
RJ was about to retort, but then, as he often did when arguing with Miles, he realized that Miles was just going to argue until he got his way. It had been only an hour ago that he had been humiliated in front of the entire school at the basketball game. When his short had fallen down center court, the entire school had seen just exactly what Miles was asking to see now, RJ's massive dick. RJ had never been so embarrassed in his entire life. He wanted to quit school, move away, assume a new identity, maybe even sear off his fingerprints. But Miles wouldn't let him crawl under the blankets and pretend he was dead. Miles, out of morbid fascination, just wanted to see it again. RJ had a pained look on his face.
"If I show it to you will you just let it go?" Miles nodded, "definitely, just like, whip it out. Should I stand back?" RJ glanced at his bedroom door and noted that it was locked. If he was going to do this, he didn't want his weird parents coming in and thinking the wrong thing. RJ stood up and Miles sat up like his favorite movie was about to start. "Very funny asshole."
RJ took a step forward so that he was maybe four feet away from his friend Miles who was seated as RJ's computer desk. RJ looked down, avoiding eye contact, as he pulled his shirt up out of the way and began to unfasten his belt. He unbuttoned his loose khaki cargo pants and reached down into the front of his boxer briefs. In a quick motion he lifted his cock and balls out and pulled the front of his underwear down so that one rested on the other. Miles was totally silent. His mouth opened in awe He began to speak, but then didn't. He just stared at RJ's cock and balls. RJ's package was actually bigger than anything Miles had even seen in porn. RJ's dick was easily 9 inches long, despite the fact that it was totally soft. His dick hung straight down over RJ's huge balls. RJ's balls reminded Miles of the sixth grade trip to the farm where they saw a bull's nuts and everyone couldn't stop laughing and the teacher got so mad they left early. But Miles wasn't laughing now. RJ's dick and balls seemed to take up the whole room. RJ's black pubes where closely trimmed, but not shaved. This made his package look even bigger. The cock and balls both looked out of proportion to the rest of RJ, which was short and scrawny. Miles was oblivious to the passage of time.
After about ten seconds, RJ was starting to feel self-conscious. "There, are you happy?" RJ said softly, still avoiding eye contact. Still only silence from Miles. RJ gingerly looked up at Miles and saw the expression on his face. RJ likened the look on Miles' face to the one on the face of the monkey when he touched the monolith in A Space Odyssey. RJ suddenly felt really uncomfortable. "Miles...Miles!" RJ shouted. "What?" Miles said, snapping out of his daze, but not looking away from RJ's dick. "What's going on?" "Ok, you have seen it, so..."RJ trailed off as he gently grabbed his dick and began to slide it back inside his underwear. "No! wait!" Miles said as he quickly took the couple of steps between them and grabbed at RJ. Perhaps he meant to grab RJ's hand to stop him, perhaps he had a subconscious reason to grab, but what he grabbed wasn't RJ's hand.
They stood there, eye to eye for a moment. In silence. "Um...Miles?" RJ said calmly. "Ah...yeah RJ?" Miles responded quietly. Silence for another moment.
"Why are you holding my dick?" RJ said. He was calm, but nerves were starting to trickle into his voice.
"Um...so yeah...I don't think I...but I thought...I kind of just had to touch it. It's not a gay thing. Don't worry. It's just like...I don't know. It's like I am hypnotized by it. Dick-mo-tized?" Miles said.
Another few moments pass. "So do you want to let it go?" RJ said, almost panicky now. "I kind of do, yeah. But I also kind of don't." Miles said sheepishly. "Oh wow, it feels like it's getting hard now!" RJ turned away so that his dick was out of Miles' reach. While he was turned away, he quickly put himself away and began to button his pants. "Look RJ, I know this is weird. It's weird for me too. But you got to let me touch it. Please?" Miles was right next to RJ. "I can't explain it dude, I never thought in a million years that I would ever want to touch a dick. But I don't know what it is. Maybe just like, if you have the opportunity to stroke a dick the size of a baseball bat, you do it." RJ spun around, "Stroke it? Who said anything about stroking it?" RJ was confused but not quite angry. "Look RJ, I felt it getting hard. That means that your dick was open to it." Miles said. "It was only hard because you were touching it!" RJ replied. "See, your dick doesn't know the difference. So what difference does it make?" RJ was so confused. He sat down on the corner of his bed, avoiding eye contact with Miles. After a long pause, RJ continued to stare out the window while he talked to Miles. "If I let you do this...you don't ever tell another living being...and you and I never talk about it. Not ever...Till we die." RJ said slowly.Miles replied quickly, "Deal.
Miles sat down on the bed next to RJ and heard RJ inhale sharply. "Dude, just relax. It's all good. It's just your old buddy Miles. Just a bro, helping out another bro. Just a..." RJ cut him off. "Just stop talking ok." Miles nodded. RJ, not believing what he was about to do, lay back on the bed and starred out the window. He jumped just a little when he felt Miles' hand pushing his shirt up out of the way. Miles' soft hand brushed lightly against RJ's flat stomach. RJ felt hands fumbling at his belt and the buttons on his pants. Then he felt a hand at either hip pulling his pants and underwear down almost to his knees. He felt cool air on his cock and balls and then felt a warm hand grab his dick. RJ closed his eyes tight. He couldn't help but admit to himself that if felt amazing to have someone touch him. It was the first time that anyone had ever touched him like that. He was already nearly completely hard from the attention and the stress of the situation. His dick would grow another inch when fully hard to an astounding ten inches. RJ was astounded that Miles, per instruction, wasn't talking. Miles was, in fact, totally silent. With his eyes shut tight, RJ could only feel first one hand and then a second hand firmly grasp around his semi-erect dick. Both hands moved in unison slowly up and down, and within a few strokes, RJ's dick was completely hard. RJ's dick was impressive when soft, but when hard, it was downright intimidating. It didn't get much longer when hard, going from 9 inches to 10. Even nine inches would be more than most, but ten inches put RJ in a special category of cock. His cock also got thicker when he was hard. His dick was roughly a uniform thickness for the first fives inches for widening ever so slightly and curving gently downward into a fat, circumcised head. RJ couldn't see when his eyes closed, but the pause in the motion of Mile's hands was so that he could stare at it in awe. The pause lasted long enough that RJ thought maybe Mile's had changed his mind. RJ was about to say something when Miles' hands began to move again. First they stroked together, then one stayed at the base of RJ's dick while the other tugged gently down toward the head. Mile's had had plenty of practice masturbating, but never on anyone other than himself and never on anything as large as RJ's cock.
RJ couldn't speak and he couldn't bring himself to open his eyes to look at Miles. What were they even doing? RJ and Miles were best friends, but wasn't this going to make it weird? RJ was awash with troubling thoughts and pleasant sensations. Then out of no where, RJ felt a white hot wetness on the head of his dick. RJ's head popped up as his eye popped open to see Miles's lips wrapped around the head of his monster cock.
"Whoa!" RJ said as he started to lean up off the bed. Miles put his hand on RJ's chest and pushed him back forcefully onto the bed. The whole time, he kept bobbing gently up and down on just the first two inches or so of RJ's huge boner. RJ tried to rise up again or pull away, but Miles seemed surprisingly and suddenly strong. "What are you doing Miles?!...this...uh."RJ couldn't finish his thought because he felt a familiar sensation had begun at the base of his dick. RJ realized suddenly that he was precariously close to cumming. He was always so filled with hormones anyway, this little amount of contact had taken him near the edge.
"Miles! Miles I'm gonna..." RJ gasped as his cock exploded in Miles' mouth. Miles made a coughing and gagging sound at first, but he continued to hold RJ down on the bed and held his own mouth on RJ's dick. RJ writhed and contorted his thin body on the bed as multiple shots filled Mile's mouth and throat. RJ propped his head up to see Mile's as he finally swallowed hard and then continued to gently move up and down on RJ's cock as his orgasm subsided. RJ was in shock. He couldn't believe what Miles had done.
As RJ began to recover, Miles slowly sucked away the last of RJ's jizz before swallowing again and finally, somewhat reluctantly pulled off of RJ's dick. RJ's dick, still rock hard, flopped gently back onto RJ's stomach. Miles kept looking at RJ's dick, gently touching it with his fingers. They sat in silence for a few moments before RJ, still in shock, managed..."That was...unexpected."
Miles, without looking up, instead continuing to focus only on the massive dick in front of him, replied, "yeah...I didn't know I was gonna do that...but I liked it too.