This story is a work of fiction. It contains scenes that involve sex, and if this offends you, or if you are underage, or prohibited by law from viewing such material, leave now. Nothing in this story should be taken to imply that any of Seinfeld's cast members are gay or that the events portrayed are in any way real or based on knowledge of actual events or people. It is a work of pure fiction.
--- Hairy Seinfeld ---
George's girlfriend had mononucleosis, and was stuck in an abstinent relationship for six weeks. He had removed sex from his mind - or so he thought - and subsequently, became a genius. Jerry and him were sitting on the couch, watching a Mets' game, when Jerry caught something distracting in the corner of his eye. He looked over at George, who was subconsciously rubbing a very noticeable bulge in his jeans.
"What are you doing!?" asked Jerry, caught off guard.
"What? Oh, ummm, I was scratching," replied George, his intelligence once again out the window.
"No, you weren't. You were... touching yourself," Jerry said, seemingly just as embarrassed as George.
"You don't know what I am going through right now, I'm in a sexless relationship!" George yelled.
"I obviously do, seeing as I am not in any relationship right now."
"Well, do you wanna... maybe..."
"Do I wanna what,"
"Relieve ourselves... together"
"This is getting too weird, George. Why don't we just watch the game."
"Common, Jerry! I need to get off!"
"Why do you need me there for that?!"
"It could be fun. Common, there's a first time for everything."
"Alright, but no one here's about this. No one!"
George unzipped his jeans, and slowly pulled his cock out from his tight, white briefs. Jerry watched nervously, but was entranced as George slowly stroked his six inch, uncut cock, which was surrounded by a large mound of brown pubic hair. "Aren't you going to join in, Jerry? You look like your already enjoying yourself." Jerry blushed as he looked down at his erection, pressing against his tight denim jeans. "Relax, Jerry," George soothingly said, as he moved closer to Jerry. George reached over to Jerry's bulge with his free hand and began to rub it. Jerry said nothing. The pair's eyes met, and George leaned in to kiss Jerry. Their lips met, George's tongue pried Jerry's lips apart, and the two kissed as Jerry hastily removed his pants and underwear. George did the same. They removed each other's last article of clothing, their shirts, between kisses.
George broke off the kiss, causing Jerry to ask, "What's wrong?" George just smiled as he got up and straddled Jerry, and began to nibble on his nipples, whose areolae were surrounded by the same black hair that covered Jerry's entire chest and stomach. Jerry let out a deep sigh of pleasure as George continued to move down, coating Jerry's torso with his warm saliva. Now down on his knees, George licked the head of Jerry's thin, seven inch, cut cock. He sucked on it, swirling his tongue around the head. Forming a tight vacuum around Jerry's cock, he slowly started bobbing up and down, each time taking more and more of Jerry's warm man meat. Jerry moaned in ecstasy, as George took in all seven inches, his face buried in a Jerry's huge, black forest of pubes. He then moved down to Jerry's low hanging balls, taking Jerry's hairy scrotum into his mouth. After ten more minutes, going back and forth between his cock and balls, George got up, and sat back down next to Jerry. "Your turn."
"What? I don't know, George..."
"Common, I know you want to."
Jerry got down on his knees, in front of George. He let his hands explore George's equally hairy chest, although George had quite a bit more meat on him. He started stroking George's cock, pulling back his foreskin before taking almost all of his length in one gulp. Jerry hungrily devoured George's cock, making loud slurping sounds as he coated his meat in saliva. After a while, Jerry hesitantly removed himself from George's short but thick appendage, and licked his hairy inner thigh. Jerry lifted George's legs, revealing his tight, virgin anus, which like his cock, was surrounded by an abundance of hair. Jerry inched closer, smelling the soapy scent of George's rosebud. He poked his hole with his tongue, flicking and darting it back and forth, tickling George's previously unexplored ass. George groaned and squirmed as Jerry began to pry open his anus, and tongue-fuck him. "Don't stop, don't stop that, Jerry. Ohhhh yeahhhhh, lick my ass, Jerry. Fuck, that feels amazing!" But just then, Jerry did stop. He got off his knees, and repositioned George's stocky frame so he was laying on the couch. Jerry got on his knees again, this time on the couch, and lifted George's legs. He positioned his cock at George's rosebud, and got an approving nod from him. Jerry slowly entered george, pushing his fat head through George's anal sphincters. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" George moaned, in half pleasure, half pain. When Jerry had his entire seven inches inside of George, he paused, letting him adjust to the new sensation. He slowly started to thrusting in and out as he gripped George's waist.
"Ohhhhh yeah. You, my friend, have a tight ass," Jerry said, picking up the pace as he fucked his best pal. Jerry oozed precum, lubrication George's ass.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhh. Fuck me, Jerry. Fuck me, harder." Jerry leaned in, sharing a passionate, lust-filled kiss with George, all the while, fucking him harder than ever, his pubic hairy cushioning his deep thrusts, while his balls slapped George's ass. George wrapped his legs around Jerry's body, and their hairy chests met, their sweat allowing their bodies to slide against each other with minimal friction.
"George, I'm gonna... ughhhhhhhhh... yeahhhhhhhh... I'm gonna cum soon"
"Aghhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhh, Jerry. Ohhhhhh, Jerry. Cum inside of me." George's anal canal tightened, forming an even tighter grip on Jerry's cock.
"I'm coming!" Jerry screamed, as he shot ten thick ropes of cum inside of George. "Fuuuuuuck! Ahhhhhhhhh!"
Simultaneously, George started to cum, as his cock was sandwiched between the pair's sweaty bodies. "I'm coming too, Jerry! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yessss!" A thick puddle of hot, sticky cum pooled between the two, covering their stomachs, and mangling George's Jungle of pubes.The apartment was filled with the moans of both men. Jerry slowly pulled out, making a loud suction sound as he did so. He ate out George's ass again, tasting his own cum. George used his anal muscles to push the remaining abundance of semen out of his ass, letting Jerry fill his mouth with is. Jerry crawled over George, sharing one long last cum-filled kiss with him.