ANALS OF ANAL SEX by Jorge Alvarez (as published in contosdogrossao.blogspot.com)
Dr. Grossao, the world-famous proctologist, has released to the editors of Anals of Anal Sex his new groundbreaking, buttbreaking research on male sexuality. The study involved 30 thousand men, all volunteers, to test their reaction to a series of stimuli.
In the double-blind test, blindfolded subjects were exposed to Dr. Grossao's famous intrument, the Grossonometer, to gauge their reactions. On a scale of 1 to 10, Dr. Grossao measured how both heterosexual and homosexual men took it up the... (insert word for male cunt).
Before we relate the astounding results, let's read from Dr. Grossao's log some of his more interesting notes: 1) Subject's nickname: HeteroCurious. All-American football-quarterback male, blond, blue eyes, beefcake, married, two kids. Blinfolded subject was first exposed to oral stimulation. The Grossonometer was rubbed all over his handsome face. He sniffed the giant piece and put out a fat tongue, licking and lapping with a puzzled expression. HeteroCurious asked if instrument was a big salami. No. Maybe a log? Warmer... Ramrod? Getting closer. Hard manmeat? Almost there... A truly giant thick black dick? Attaboy! As a reward for his correct answer, subject was told to bend over and open his gorgeous white buns. Grossonometer was inserted up virgin anus. Ouch! Does it hurt, want me to take it out? No! I'm OK, I'm just curious.... wanted to know what buttfucking was all about... not bad at all! Subject reached climax in 1min37sec as Grossonometer emptied its load up tight male flesh tube. Response to oral and anal stimuli: 8. Adabtability to instrument caliber: 7. Hetero to homo scale: veering from HePlus (full hetero) to HoMinus (slightly gay).
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Subject: TopCop. Claims do be always on top and to have a virgin back orifice. Belongs to the police force in the Castro district, San Francisco. Blindfolded subject insisted in identifying Grossonometer as a nightstick, as it was inserted deep in his gullet. As a punishment, instrument was roughly introduced into subject's anus, going very easily in, which contradicts his claim to anal virginity. Subject kept insisting on the nighstick identification and begged for a deeper insertion. Gimme more, man! Shove that big black thing up my... (insert here the dirty word for anus). Asked to explain why, even blindfolded, subject could tell that Grossonometer is really black, he responded that all nightsticks are black. Hard slam dunks with instrument elicited grunts and moans of wild pleasure. Subject climaxed copiously after 2h37min of this treatment, drawing huge load from Grossonometer. Oral and anal discrimination of stimuli: 0. Adaptability to instrument girth and length: 10. TopCop rates as HoBPlus (totally gay bottom).
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NavySlut. Subject has "Don't ask, don't tell" tatooed on his buttocks. As a dedicated bottom, with many years of service in the Navy, having taken thousands of loads up his vessel, NavySlut volunteered as a control subject in our experiment. Without being prompted, subject swallowed instrument down his throat with a big GLUP! and immediately identified Grossonometer correctly as "a fucking giant nigger dick" (pardon our French). After collecting orally a first load of data from Dr. Grossao, NavySlut turned around and gulped instrument with his hungry sphincter in one deft move. Demonstrating the amazing talent of his male vagina, aka male cunt, subject absorbed, anally, load after load of scientific cream, for a total of 4h57min, almost killing the poor proctologist who always sacrifices himself for the cause of Science. Adabtability to instrument penetration: 10. Hunger for big black dick: 200. Subject rates at the top as HoHoHo+ (as gay as a daisy in May).
We could go on and on with Dr. Grossao's meticulous logs but we don't want to bore our readers with too much scientific detail. Suffice to say, the hardworking scientist took personal care of every single subject in the study. All 30 thousand of them. But first they were screened for accuracy by Dr. Grossao's assistant, Dr. Geppetto, who disguised himself as Meatman and used as a measuring tool his own instrument, Pinocchio, which has the amazing quality of growing telescopically when a lie is told.
Dr. Geppetto would insert Pinocchio up a subject's behind and ask: "Does it hurt? Do you want me to pull it out?"
Subject would respond: "Yes, please! It hurts like hell! I can't stand it! You're killing me!"
With each lie, Pinocchio would grow another few inches, driving its massive girth up and up the battered bowels.
As subjects had a clear incentive to lie more and more, each screening took on average 5h32min, creating huge lines of volunteers who patiently waited for their turn. Finally, here are the conclusions from this buttbreaking study:
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contrary to claims from a fraudulent Swedish study which was recently given a flood of publicity, all men are created equal, with at least some adaptability to the Grossonometer, both orally and anally.
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there is no clear-cut line separating heteresoxual from homosexual men, but a continuum from hetero-curious (dreams of taking it up the ass but is lazy) to homo-zealous (won't let go of the instrument).
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the Y chromosome, which every male possesses, is in itself the so-called "gay gene".
Dr. Grossao and Dr. Geppetto put themselves at your disposal for further investigation with both the Grossonometer and Pinocchio. Please contact them at grossaoblog@gmail.com And have a nice measurement...
The editors of Anals of Anal Sex
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