PRESS JUNKET 3 by Jorge Alvarez
"Dear listeners, don't take me for a fool. I made it easy for Grossao to shove his dick up my ass, for a reason. I want to prove that he's wrong, that taking his dick up the ass doesn't turn a straight man into a male bitch hungry for big cocks".
"Really, Wim? I think you're liking the sensation of Grossao fucking your great ass..."
"Well, actually, dear listeners, the pain is sharp, but right now that's about all. I still feel no attraction to him, and though my own cock is rock hard that's due to the excitement of this whole situation, going live from L.A. on Anal Sex radio, all the sexual energy in the air here, with guys in the audience fucking each other, among them my son Piet... But no, I'm not horny for Grossao. I actually don't care for him and his giant cock".
"You know, Wim, for someone who claims to be straight, your asshole is pretty wide and loose..."
"There's a reason for that. You see, dear listeners, I'm a proctologist by profession, in other words, an anal doctor, though now unemployed in the U.S. of A. But back home in Holland I practiced my specialty and I developed several devices to examine my patients' anuses, some quite bulky. And I always tried the devices first on myself. Some were almost as big as Grossao's dick. I have brought them with me to L.A. where I usually sleep with one of them deeply lodged in my butt. That's why I can take Grossao's cock like a man, and at the same time talk to you as if nothing was happening. And though it's alive and hot, and throbbing like no vibrator, and so much bigger than any of my devices, especially its tremendous girth, ouch!, well, basically I feel with him the same that I usually feel with a mechanical anal probe, a piece of hardware".
"OK, Wim, then you could do Grossao a favor. Since your anus is so wide and loose, why don't you squeeze it a bit to give Grossao a tighter fuck, huh?"
"OK, no problem. I have perfect control of my anal muscles. And as you probably know, dear listeners back in Holland, the anus is an amazing neural center, the densest concentration of nerve endings in the body. That means either great pain, when the penetration is clumsy, or great pleasure, when the pressure applied is just right".
"Am I doing it right, Wim?"
"Well, Grossao, you might think of yourself as the hottest anal fucker in the world, but you still have a lot to learn. For instance: why don't you take it out until just the head is inside the sphincter, and then swirl it around, pumping slightly in and out, to create a vaccum effect? Try it and you'll see..."
"Fuck Wim, your asshole is the greatest... Wow! It feels like it's sucking my cock in, like an irresistible, hungry mouth!"
"That's the vacuum effect, Grossao... Oh, you're such an amateur... I bet you never tried the helix. You know what a helix is? Like the shape of the DNA strand... OK, then move your dick inside my anus, slowly, as if you were drawing an helicoidal curve along the anal walls... Yeah... In and out... How does it feel?"
"WOW! Fantastic! Feels like I'm really screwing you... Like my penis and your anus become one, the two halves of a DNA strand. Like my DNA and yours are enmeshed... Wim, you're more than an anal scientist, you're an anal sage!"
"That's sweet of you, Grossao. Now look, dear listeners and dear Grossao, the anus is not a cunt. I hate when you guys call it a male cunt or a male pussy! Come on! The male anus is a much more delicate and sensitive organ than a vagina! You can piledrive your cock in a vagina and most women will love that. Good for them... But when you do that to an anus, you rip it apart, lacerate the walls, bruise the delicate ring, you really fuck up the object of your desire, you ruin your partner's pleasure. Treat it instead like it deserves, with love and respect".
"You're absolutely right, doc. I agree 100%!"
"Well, Grossao, now that you've taken a few clues from me you're doing much better. I guess we're ready for the next step... The prostate! That's an exclusive privilege and superiority of the male anus. How I miss those days when I practiced proctology in Amsterdam, and I'd bring my male patients to the most potent orgasms in their lives by simply sticking my finger, or a larger object, deep in their anuses... But I keep doing it to myself, with my special devices, even though they are not as long nor as thick as Grossao's cock... Now, Grossao, my new pupil, tell me, how do you go about it?"
"Well, I guess I just give a big shove with my dick when I feel I'm about to cum and then the guy cums with me, that's it... Wrong?"
"Oh my goodness... And you call yourself the greatest star of anal sex? That's so crude... The prostate itself is a delicate organ. Think of it as a precision instrument. Do you go about knocking your computer's mouse when you use it? No! You click and double click on it! Same with the prostate. Think of it as the mouse that will trigger an orgasm in your brain and your whole body. Click! Double click! But don't give it a big shove, by Jove!"
"How the hell can I click your tender spot with my dick?!"
"Well, first you have to locate the spot. Plunge slowly, as deep as you can, and rub the hard head gently against the wall of my anus, here in the front. Do you feel it? There! You feel the bump? It's not big, very subtle but it's there, waiting for you... Mmmmm.... Slowly... Now give it a little nudge... That's what I call a click... Try again... Firm but lovingly... A tender push... Now twice in quick succession... Click-click... Oh my God! Oh my dear Lord! Beloved listeners, I'm cumming! Cum with me, Grossao!"
Jorge Alvarez grossao13@hotmail.com