GREEK GUYS BUY MY CAR STEREO.
Interacial
By JonH jhim7@husmail.com
Why is it that rich bastards leave poor bastards like me a six pack of beer and somehow figure that that'll make up for bullshit wages? Looking over the lawn that was left to mow I realised I was not even close to half way through, then when this was done I had to clean the fuckin' BBQ and somehow in the middle of this sell their fuckin' car stereo - all for $60.00 and a six pack. I was pissed at the old bastard for being so damn tight with his cash but I was more pissed at myself for having to take such bullshit jobs on my weekends just to get me by.
In summer I make a good living as a laborer laying bricks for driveways and walls but come the snow and no one can see their fuckin' yards, so the last thing they think about is layin' some fancy brick work on their driveways. So the work for me dries up and after a bitch of a winter here I am in fuckin' April still tryin' to pay the rent. I'd been at the hardware store buyin' nails n' shit for this shelf I'm buildin' and I met this ol' Granger bloke that I did some work for last October, he's tellin' me how fuckin' smooth the paving stones are that I layed and how easy they are to shovel clear of snow and then he asks me where I'm workin' now and I tell him nowhere coz the grounds still wet and then he tells me to drop buy Saturday to mow lawn n' shit for $60.00 so, coz I need to pay for the mobile to get job calls and pay rent I say yes, so here I am. I was goin' to tell em' I couldn't do it and just hold off on the rent then Mrs Granger walks up and says she'd feel better if someone was on their property while they went away for the weekend so, remembering that they had a outdoor spa and a sauna I thought what the fuck. Do a bit'a work, have a spa, get $60.00, OK.
Before they left this mornin' Granger's goin' on about the lawn and the BBQ, then he tells me some bloke called Carl's comin' by at 5 to probably buy this car CD stereo that he's left in the shed and that all I had to do was take the money and shove it through the letter box. He's a nice ol' bloke but like all rich people he reckons I'll get this big fuckin' thrill if a bloke like him trusts me so he's talking about me handling the stereo money like it's some huge fuckin' honour. Then when he's gone I find the six pack of beer with a note attached sayin' "for your trouble" then I look at the stereo and he's written me this big fuckin' note telling me to charge $200.00 bucks and that I'm not to go below $160.00, but what got me pissed was they way he wrote the whole fuckin' thing in block letters and then underlined the parts he felt were important like I'm so fuckin' childish I'd charge $20.00 and think I was doin' a great job.
As I say, he's a nice ol' bloke but it pisses me off when I'm treated like a kid, I'm 26 for christ sake! Startin' the mower I push it across the lawn, the grass is still abit on the wet side so it's hard gettin' speed up on it, still I give at a decent push, besides it's good to getta bit of sweat up, after winter I always get abit fat on my muscles, still, I'd call myself solid not fat, at 5'9 I reckon I'm not to bad.
Turnin' the mower I notice that when I lean my stomach onto the handle bar that I get this vibration that shakes my guts and after a few more turns I've figured that if I push the handle with the area just below my stomach then the vibration goes right through my crotch. Sure enough, two more turns of the mower and I'm havin' to adjust the ol' stiff dick that's got itself all wrapped up in my briefs, mowing the lawn with a tent in my track pants gets the ol' mind wanderin' to relief. With the high walls around this back yard I could jack off here in the middle of the lawn and no one'd be any the wiser but in the end I decide to hold off until I'm finished for the day and am in the spa.
As I'm pushin' the mower towards the driveway I suddenly see these three fuckin' fat greek or italian guys walkin' towards me, it took a coupla' seconds to realise that this must be the guy buyin' the stereo. "Hay, you Carl?" "Yeah, that's me, n' this is Con and Alex" says this dodgy lookin' short haired guy in the middle. He's obviously bought two friends to back up negotiations. Con was this solid, fat lookin' guy who woulda' been 5'10 and the one called Alex woulda been closer to 6 foot with a fat, solid lookin, brick wall build. Carl wasn't as big but he wasn't skinny, somebody'd obviously fed this lot well. They all woulda been mid twenties but the way they all had on track pants and similar looking pullovers made them look like a bunch of big kids.
I turned the mower off and walked towards them, the tent in my trousers had gone down but it musta made me look well hung as it still bulged. None of em' seemed to notice though. Carl started sayin' how they knocked on the front door but got no answer, I said that no one's home. All three of them looked up at Granger's house, then Carl turns to me, "You must be fuckin' loaded dude?" "Nah, this isn't my place, I'm here doin' the lawns. I've got the stereo though, it's in the shed" I'd taken the note off it when I handed it to them and they seemed to like it as they passed it amoungest themselves. Handing it back to me Carl asked if it worked, "Yeah it works. He's got himself some DVD shit for the car so he wants to get rid of this one" "The ad said 200" Carl shuffled his feet abit, took his sunglasses off, then offered 150, I offered 160. They exchanged a few words in what I was sure was greek then Carl tells me "done".
Leaving the shed after the sale Con tells us all how he "loves those fuckin' spa's man",but Carl tells him they have to get home so they get ready, "get ready for pussy man" Alex mumbles. Being polite I ask them if they're going out' "Yeah man. We're going out...goin' cruisin' for the chicks man" I noticed when Carl and the others two talked they kinda tugged up the tops of their track pants tryin' to look tough. To me they still looked like a buncha fat greek kids who no doubt still lived at home with their parents, but I didn't mind gettin' a coupla quick looks at the outlines of their dicks as they tugged at their track pants and said goodbye.
I've gotta say, I hate poofs. I mean, I don't 'hate poofs' as such, seeing as I'm keen on gettin' blown by blokes, I can't say I hate all poofs, but I know one thing, when I'm blowin' someone I like em' to be men and not those fuckin' overpaid yuppie fucks who think they dress as 'real men' when they wear check shirts. No, I like myself men who are just regular fuckin' men, not all that gym muscle bullshit and not all that fuckin' macho gay crap, just plain, ordinary men.
After Carl n' that had left I went and shoved the 160 bucks into the front door letterbox and headed back to the yard to finish mowing. By five I'd finished the whole lawn, before startin' on cleanin' the BBQ I opened one of my beers and turned on both the spa and the sauna to get em' warmed up for when I finished work. The spa was easy to turn on and so I left that running nicely, but the fuckin' sauna was doin' my head in. I flicked the knobs a few times and nothing happened then so much fuckin' steam fills it up that I can't see a thing and I can hear the fuckin' water condensation pouring off the ceiling. I turned the damn thing off, finished my beer and started cleaning the BBQ.
What I thought would take me an hour tops ended up taking three. First, I lost the daylight, then the outside light on above the BBQ wasn't bright enough so I had to rig up five of those sticks with flames on the top. I was scraping at that fuckin' BBQ for hours, the Grangers hadn't cleaned it since last summer and it was still covered in burnt meat and grease, so it woulda' been around 10 at night when I finally got into that spa.
I was going to get in wearin' briefs but I was so damn grimey and sweaty after that fuckin' BBQ that I stripped off and lowered myself in naked. Ahhh, the warm water on my body felt fuckin' beautiful, I lay back and rested my head on the edge and all the tension just shook outta me, drinking from one of my beers I lay there and decided that the day hadn't been that bad. I got so relaxed that I suddenly started nodding off so to stay awake I started moving about. Opening and closing my legs 'scissor' fashion I reached under the water and began to play with my balls, I could feel them jumpin' around in the bubbles so a course I started gettin' hard.
I woulda' been there half an hour when I hear this voice above the sound of the spa, "Hay man. Mind if we let ourselves in? I opened my eyes to see Carl, Con and Alex entering the backyard. "I forget muh glasses man. Left em' in your shed there" "Yeah, no sweat come n' get em'". Alex ducked into the shed and came out holdin' the glasses up to show he found em'. It turned out they'd been 'cruisin' but none of the 'pussy' had wanted to go as far as goin' to a club with em' so they were on their way back to Con's place with the last of a bottle of red wine and a paper bag with two porno video's and a porno mags that they'd bought themselves as consolation.
Con and Alex were lookin' at the spa and sauna and I could tell they wouldn't mind tryin' them out so I offered them a beer and said they should give it a go. Carl said no as he wanted to get home "for the porno's", but Con argued convincingly that it'd be too early to get there as his parents would still be awake and if they "stay here we can sober up abit aswell". Carl relented so they made their way to the spa.
Putting the bag of porn and bottle of wine down on the deck next to the spa they took off their track jackets, pullovers and finally their track pants. Looking up at these three crotches I could see the bulge of heavy balls and big meaty soft cocks in Con and Alex's y-fronts and the heavy head of Carl's cock as it swayed againest his boxers, I was hopin' no one could see my hardon amoungst all the bubbles and I don't think they did as they lowered their heavy frames into the water. Like I thought they all had solid, heavy bodies with a few rolls of fat around the guts, watching those thick, hairy thighs swing into position was fuckin' beautiful for me - I began to wonder how the hell I was going to lose my stiff when it came time to get out of the water.
Alex started complaining that his y-fronts get filling with air from the bubbles Carl said he was having the same trouble so one at at time they stood and took off their underwear and chucked them onto the deck. I made a point of not trying to get a look at their cocks as they lowered themselves back into the water.
We passed beers and the bottle of wine between us and they started talkin' about the woman they'd seen that night and all took turn in bullshitn' about what they'd do to them if giving the chance, Carl was talkin' about a blow job this woman gave him in the backseat of his car when Con reached over and got one of the porno mags, holding it high enough so that it didn't get too wet we started passing it around ourselves. From the way they leered and moaned when they had their turn lookin' at it I could tell it was hot, trouble is when it got to me I saw that it was all naked woman and the only cocks on show were well and truly deep inside cunts.
When Con stood up to reach for the second porno mag I was three feet away from a thick, stiff schlong, the foreskin had been pulled back and the head was a deep, dark brown, Carl's eye's lingered on it a moment and followed it as it sunk back into the water when Carl had the mag. This one was full of woman licking men's balls, rimming men, eating each other out and performing blow jobs. For awhile we passed it silently amoungest ourselves. Then in low whispers, hoarse from horniess they started to talk about how they could get themselves blow jobs tonight, after some debate they decided againest paying a prostitute as they couldn't be sure how much three blows would cost, things fell silent for a moment then Alex looked at Carl and spoke, "who wants to jack me..." no one said a word so he continued "...Carl man?....you could do like you did last year...I'll do yours, ok? I can tell by the way Carl let out a low moan that Alex had put his hand onto his hard on, I took the opportunity to slide my arse along closer to Con, lowerin' my hand I wrapped my fist around his thick, hard shaft and started to slowly slide it up and down, Con cupped the head of my cock in his hand and started to rub his thumb againest my piss slit.
As Con and I slowly tugged at each other's meat, Alex stood up, rising out of the bubblin' spa water came this fairly short but bull thick cock, Carl's hand continued playing with the heavy balls as Alex used both his arms to hoist his huge, thick body out onto the deck, Carl then stood to reveal that with his free hand he stroked a solid, pumped cock, the deep red head glistened with drops of water, he moved closer to Alex and then as Alex placed a hand firmly on his shoulder he lowered his head and took the thick mushroom into his open lips.
This was my chance to guide Con onto the deck, all of us were beyond explaning what we were doing so with outstretched hands on Con's thighs I helped lift him out onto the deck, with a wet, weighty thud his heavy arse cheeks landed on the wooden deck, leaning foward I took a slow lick of his piss slit, then sliding my lips over the head I sucked it dry of spa water until I could feel to early flow of pre-cum. Opening my mouth I sunk down onto his hard cock, moving his arse Con managed to get his cock to hump my mouth, he ran his caloused hands all over my head guiding my mouth onto his thick fleshy bar. Working my mouth down to the base of his schlong I pushed my forehead into the hairy folds of stomach fat, I sucked in time to his heaving gut as he raised his heavy thighs and lowered them onto my shoulders, thick trunks of hairy men's thighs covered my ears as I burrowed into his crotch.
Con spread his thighs letting cool air breeze againest my ears, in a thick, deep whisper I heard him say "lick my arse man please". Oh yeah man, I'll lick it...I stood my and was about to begin when I decided the sauna wouldv'e cooled enough my now. Just saying the word 'sauna' had Con on his feet, I fumbled with a light switch, the steam had gone but the room was warm and wet, Carl and Alex followed behind with hands fumbling with each others swaying hard ons. Quickly getting some towels from the shed I came back into the sauna to see the three young greek man silently, slowly pulling each others cock, I lay the towels on the floor and we sunk to our knee's. I got down on the floor and lyin' on my back put my head between Con's feet, Carl and Alex lay in a 69 position next to me and I watched mouths slink slowly onto swollen cock, Con pulled slowly on hi cock and began to lower himself towards my face.
At first all I could see were two thick inner thighs but as he got lower the hairy fleshy trunks began to part, revealing first a pair a pendulous balls, then a dark crevice began to open up above me, I greedily licked the drops of sweat and water than fell from Con's course body hair and they gave me a taste of what I was about to eat. When his arse was a foot away from my face the crevice began to open - what a fuckin' beautiful crack this man had - slowly, water logged hairs began to part and my lust filled eyes fell onto a man's most private part. As Con's thighs began to block out the light I reached up and supportin' two huge heavy arse cheeks I pushed them apart to give myself a look at his deep brown ring with large puckered lips covered in a light cover of black hair.
In the darkness between his arse cheeks I met his puckered hole with my puckered lips, under the weight of all this flesh my tongue burrowed and lapped it's way around the opening to Con's shit hole. He shifted his arse until my extended stiffened tongue indicated that it had found what it was lookin' for, I could feel Con's thick hands on mine as he tried desperately to open his hole to my mouth, with the strength only lust gives you he opened his hole so that my tongue began to sink in. I pistonned at his shit hole, tasting spa water and sweat on his puckered lips then as I burrowed deeper the taste bacame almost tangy, I could feel Con shudder above me, deeper I burrowed until the texture and taste told me I'd hit his bowels, swimming deeply up inside him my tongue wiped and dived around the soft kneeding muscles deep inside his arse.
My cock was suddenly engulfed in a wet, warm mouth, I met the frenzied passion with ever deeper, more desperate writhing of my tongue, the texture became clammier, the arse juice thicker and the musky smell of a man's hole filled every part of my body. The mouth suddenly left my cock, and Con's thighs lifted from my face tleaving an extended tongue coated in bowel juices and spit. Con turned around, stood with feet either side of my crotch and began to squat onto my cock, I aimed it straight up to meet his hole, then just before I impaled him he did this wild fuckin' thing - squating inches from my cock head he reached his hand under his own arse and began to part his arse lips but not before sinking a couple of fingers deep into his own bowel. Pulling them out he held them under his nose, sniffed deeply them slid them into his own mouth sucking them like crazy, reaching down he dug in again, twirled them around but this time he held them under my nose, the smell of a man's arse was unmistakable, with the dull shine of arse juice coating them I got a whiff of the shit that he'd dumped earlier that night. Sucking Con's fingers into my mouth he sunk onto my cock until two fat arse cheeks sweated and flapped above me.
Alex and Carl were pumpin' their cocks into each others mouths, they fucked each others face hard, tight balls showed that the cunt mouths of a friend can definately get a man off. I watched Alex's finger plunge deep into Carls hole, each thrust sent Carls face humping into Alex's mouth.
They began to grunt and hump with a passion, cum started seepin' from the corners of Carl's lips. Con jiggered up and down on my stiff iron cock as he pumped his own thick fuckin' tree - I was gettin' damn close to blowin' into this arse of his...he was close to cummin', his balls shrank up behind his fist, throwin' his head back and let out a moan and cum erupted from his piss slit, a long thick string of it landed across my mouth, this set my cock to pumpin, cream into his bowel, he humped onto my cock while he kept blowing, my chest covered in ribbons of his white greek cream. In exhaustion he raised his arse off my cock, a thick string of arse juice and cum hang from my cock head, another slithered down his inner thigh.
With deep satisfied breathing we lay side by side, the thick manly musk smelling air making sleep easy...
JonH Comments and suggestions appreciated: jhimi7@hushmail.com