GOTCHA SERVICES, HERE by Mike Austin
nasstop@yahoo.com
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During the year or so of advertising in CL (both the Services Section and M4M) I'd say I had about 6 jobs where the guys just wanted to watch me work naked and 6-8 who wanted to be naked as well, watching me work but no sex. There were a handful of after work sex encounters, some of whom I remain in contact with today. The client always initiated any sex. After that year of advertising, my business had outgrown the CL advertising audience. I admit that there've been many jack-off sessions from client images, other tradesmen and hardware store customers and contacts; but those are for another story.
Dan:
Dan reached me about Handyman services, but I put him off as he wanted me to work for trade. Dan was a professional massage therapist and being new to his profession, didn't have a lot of extra cash for home repairs. After a few months of emailing, I felt my business could afford a massage luxury. He needed a kitchen faucet replaced and had purchased everything. I figured the massage would compensate my time.
His house was located in an expensive So Cal location in the hills above the Pacific Ocean. I could tell the house was built before technology enabled homes to be built in these mountain areas. The small house sat on an equally small flat spot, right next to the road. The house seemed even smaller compared to all the surrounding "McMansions". He had been watching for me, since he opened the door before I knocked. I was startled by how handsome this hunky man was. His great looks took my breath away. He was maybe 40 with prematurely gray hair, about 6', stunning blue eyes and body that made me think he must have been a personal trainer; flawless. He wore a sleeveless T, running shorts, kicks with no socks. Once inside, the view was outstanding and I saw that some remodeling happened in the last few years. Some interior walls had to have been removed creating a great room (living room, dining room and kitchen) with that great ocean view. I complimented him on his place, but he remained distant. I considered that the massage would not lead to man sex and remain purely professional. I wondered then, why me when it was clearly understood I would be working naked; and figured I'd just see where this played out? He led me to the kitchen sink and showed me how the old faucet leaked. He had the new one sitting there. I checked under the sink to ensure the new faucet was a match, then I stripped naked, spread a work cloth on the floor, grabbed my tools and was on my back with my torso inside the cabinet. I saw Dan walking around and even though I couldn't see above his chest, could tell he was watching me. I shifted my lower torso slightly at first then with more intensity, to ensure my fat cock slid back and forth across my lower abs. The new faucet needed another person holding the top in the correct position as I tightened the fitting from underneath. I asked Dan if he could help me? He came over, I gave him his task to hold it in place, then crawled back under the sink. So I'm on my back with my hands raised into the small area where the faucet attaches. I needed some leverage and raised my ass off the floor and that showed off my abs. I also spread my legs further apart for better balance and my leg was touching his. He didn't move away. After a few minutes I was done with his help, finished the connections and tested the faucet. Dan checked it out and says he's happy but remains distant.
I packed my tools and he asks if I'm ready for my massage. I tried being enthusiastic, and tell him that with all my recent work, my neck and upper back are really sore and tight. He takes me into a room off the entry where a massage table is already set up and instructs me to lay face down, placing my arms along my body and starts rubbing my neck and down my back. His hands are large, strong and warm. I begin to unwind and am going to enjoy this no matter how it ends. As he starts working my left shoulder he changes the position of my arm to one bent up by my head. I keep my fingers off the edge of the table just in case I get a chance for a feel; and there it is. First just a casual brush of fingers against cock, then again but more deliberate, and finally he deliberately pushes against my fingers. I moved my fingers to add stimulation. He suddenly stopped the massage and drops his shorts. Turning my head to the side, I see the giant bulge in his jock. He shoves my hand to his bulge. I stroke his contained cock, now quickly getting erect. He peels his jock off and frees the thickest cock I've seen. He's about 8" x 6.5", cut with huge balls, neatly trimmed but not shaved! I grab his cock and pull him to my mouth. And while a little awkward, laying face down and my head to the side, I love the feel of his thick cock in my mouth. He removes his shirt and pulls me up so I'm standing in front of him. I go in for a kiss but he turns his head away. Maybe I'm right about my earlier thoughts about him? I drop to my knees and take him into my mouth again and grab hold of his balls. I hold his cock in mouth while swirling my tongue around and up and down his length while firmly holding on to his large sack. I love the feeling of control I have considering he seems to be calling all the shots. As I start pumping his cock in my mouth, he stopped me and asks to fuck me. I'm not an experienced bottom and this boy is REALLY thick; and besides I really like the connection that man on man sex provides and he shows no sign that he's willing to let go and be passionate. I say no, so he lays down on the table on his back and shifts his legs apart and I resume giving him head. He starts stroking me, and after a few minutes, begins stroking himself. As I start sucking his balls and slow jacking myself and without any warning, he started cumming all over his abs. I leaned forward and covered his chest with my cum. He got up, cleaned himself, I dressed, he thanked me and I left. Sitting in my car, I realized he never smiled the whole time I was there. How can you have this sort of connection and remain so distant? I shrugged it off but a few months later, he reached out to let me know he needed more work and wanted to know if we could do the same trade arrangement? I was honest with him that if I wanted a quick blow and go, I had endless resources without having to work for it. I was willing to go back but I expected kissing and mutual sucking, to which he agreed. As it turned out, I moved soon after and it wasn't feasible to meet up again.
Dave:
Dave contacted me from my ad and was amused that when he searched "handyman", my ad and fat cock picture was the first one up. He was straight, married and NOT looking for sex; but said he was recently introduced to nudism and enjoyed being nude with others. I visited him the next day. The house was in an older neighborhood of post WWII bungalows that had seen better days, until recently. Current So Cal housing prices forced a lot of buyers to purchase run down homes and update them. His block was such a hotspot and the homes were beautifully maintained with fresh paint and manicured landscaping.
I was pleasantly surprised when Dave answered the door. Most married men that contacted me were older and not that good looking. Dave was 30-35, 6'4", a cute boyish face and slim but athletic build. He brought me into the stunningly remodeled house. As I followed him he explained they were having problems in the guest bathroom. The shower and 2 sink faucets constantly dripped. I checked out the faucets and told him they were an easy fix, but had to turn the water off to the house, remove a stem from one sink faucet and from the shower faucet, then go to the hardware store for replacements. He agreed to the terms and again asked to make sure I planned to work naked. I then stripped in front of him. He commented on my big fat cock and big low hanging balls. He watched me work and I suggested he get naked too, but he seemed uncomfortable, so I didn't push. I got the stems out in a few minutes, dressed and headed out to the store. The shower replacement was not a problem but the sink faucet stems were special order items. I returned, stripped down and finished the shower, explaining that I'd come back to finish the sinks when the parts came in. He thanked me for my work and that he was looking forward to seeing me again. I told him the next time he needs to be naked also.
I returned when the parts came in. As I was stripping down and getting my tools ready I reminded him he should get naked too. Again he seemed reluctant but agreed. I really just wanted to watch him undress, but pretended to be looking for a tool so I wouldn't make him uncomfortable. I looked up to see that beautiful slim athletic body, almost completely naturally smooth. He spent time naked outdoors, because even though his ass was lighter than his back and legs, they were still tanned. His cut cock was on the smaller side, but still sexy. I began work on the faucets and was laying on my back with my cock flopping around, as I maneuvered under the sink. We talked as I was worked and I asked him why he was attracted to my ad which clearly indicated I worked naked if he was straight and wasn't looking for anything sexual? He told me that since becoming more comfortable being naked around others, he had fond memories of being naked in the high school locker room, watching other boys with their big cocks. He felt insecure about his size. I told him he had nothing to be insecure about. I thought he was a beautiful man with a very sexy cock and as a gay man, I would eagerly suck his cock anytime he wanted. He smiled and thanked me but declined. I finished up, we both dressed, he paid me and I left. He contacted me again a few years later, but I had moved away by then. I would have loved to hang out naked with him again though. Long after, I often enjoyed Dave's body in my extended J/O sessions and he always delivered primo results!!!
Ted:
Ted contacted me after updating my CL ad to include recent work pictures, an expanded description of my specialties, including my love for Midcentury Modern. Ted lived in a famous area of Midcentury homes and since he was an enthusiastic nudist, he thought I would be the perfect handyman. When I pulled onto his street, it was like going back in time. All the homes were perfectly maintained in their original beauty. Ted's house wasn't visible from the street because of a tall wood fence that wrapped around the entire property. The solid gate was locked and there was no doorbell so I called to let him know I was standing outside and he came out to greet me. He was in his 40s, Latin with an average build. I followed him in to see a magnificent Midcentury with classic low flat roofline, courtyard entry and walls of mostly glass that looked out to a serene, Zen garden. He showed me around inside and while the house wasn't large, the open floor plan and glass walls made it look huge. He told me he was naked 24/7 when he was at home and he had put the fence in to guarantee privacy. He showed me a few projects on his list but the most important was installing a new dishwasher, to be delivered in a few days. I told him that installing a new dishwasher should only take an hour or so and when the new unit was delivered, to call me and I'd come by at the end of the day after I finished the job I was working at nearby.
He called to advise the dishwasher was delivered and confirm I could be there later in the day. I arrived around 5:00 to find him naked. He had an average body and a short but fat cut cock. I stripped down and started my work and we chatted easily about work and family. I learned he was very closeted at work because of his profession. After removing the old dishwasher I told him they didn't sell him the additional parts needed for the installation, so we dressed and drove to the hardware store. After we got the new one installed, I found there was an issue with the electrical outlet so we had to go back to the hardware store. By the time I was done it was almost 10. He ordered pizza and we hung out naked watching TV and chatting. I really enjoyed his company and just hanging out naked together. After that, we talked occasionally and if he knew I would be in his area, he would invite me over to hang out.
About a month later he called to ask if I was willing to refinish the kitchen cabinets in his Palm Springs condo. I would be able to stay there while I was working and enjoy the community. I loaded my truck and drove out on a Sunday to meet him. He showed me where everything was and explained what he wanted, then handed me the keys as he was returning home to go back to work. He told me he expected me to be working naked and expected me to send pictures to prove it. I spent the next 5 days working hard, completely naked except when I needed to leave for materials or food and sent Ted many sexy pictures, some of which I later used in my ads. Funny how enjoyable that job was, almost like a working vacation. The jack-off sessions were really hot as well.