Gotcha Services Here

By Mike Austin

Published on Sep 12, 2020

Gay

GOTCHA SERVICES, HERE by Mike Austin

nasstop@yahoo.com

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I.

This is a series about a handyman's encounters with clients who responded to his ad for general repair services and willingness to work naked.

Let's get you a few personal and work details first. My buddy Andy is a skilled handyman. He's in his late 50s, 6', 185#s, shaved head, usually with some facial hair, has a thick dick but uses it with discrimination. He's found that posting his general services online, typically Craigslist (CL), gets good responses from his nearby locale and can provide local experience and references. In addition to those references that are available on request and while not prostituting, he will work naked if the client prefers. Andy has a 15 year history of handyman services so he's got a wide experience level to offer clients. Additionally he typically posted in the CL M4M section w/torso and dick pics as well as pictures of recent projects. He made it clear that this was not a fantasy role play but real construction handyman services, but work always took precedent over play. Andy responds to inquiries and explains that he needs to visit the work area/job site and assess the work, develop a scope of work (SOW) in order to provide a written estimate along with his own materials list. If the estimate is accepted, sometimes he can begin at once and other he'd present a proposed start date, based on his current jobs. He placed a similar ad, in the CL Service Section, minus the dick pic and works nude statement, but got less response.

Andy has three guiding principles:

  1. He wouldn't get naked or have any sex unless he was hired for the SOW

  2. He never initiated sex

  3. A bit of play was OK, but work came first and had to be completed before any serious sex.

So let's begin the series of CL M4M job responses that Andy received beginning soon after his initial ad posting. This was back when Andy first learned and understood just how much he loved being naked AND showing off around other guys.

JOB I.

This guy reached out in response to the ad and Andy made arrangements to drop by his condo to check out the project. The client advised he'd replaced his kitchen lights with recessed cans, that no longer work. The kitchen was totally dark. After a quick test, Andy determined the lights had actually failed and they agreed on a schedule to return in 2 days to replace them. The client asked again if he'd be working naked and Andy verified that request, but not to start off as he may need items from his van.

NOTE: For ease of reading and as a more conversational narrative, I'll replace Andy with I/my, going forward as though Andy is the one relating the story in the first person.

My client was an older Brit and I love British accents. He was a bit older, perhaps late 60s but still handsome and in fairly good shape for his age. A beautiful photo portrait hung on his wall of him about age 30 when he did some modeling in the UK.

I arrived as scheduled and got set up, stripped to my work boots and jock, was up the ladder and began working. My client David, came in the kitchen shirtless and watched me. I glanced at his smooth pecs and firm nips then gave a small gulp and continued working. It took a bit to figure out how best to get the new lights secure in the ceiling, since they were a slightly smaller size than the current ones, but once figured out, the rest were easy. As I said, David stood at the kitchen island watching me, which I loved. When I was about halfway done and on the ladder reaching overhead with both hands, he reached for my jock pouch, toyed with my crotch and coaxed a growing hardon from me. I stirred and had to shift a bit then felt him work my dick and balls free as he began stroking me. In no time I felt his mouth lock on my cock. His tongue was velvety smooth and he softly deep throated my cock. I would have been happy to just let him continue and give him a good load (I'm a huge cummer btw) but instead I stroked his head and told him I couldn't concentrate on work while he was doing that and we should wait until I was done. I finished up. All the lights worked and he was very happy with the work. He suggested we go to the bedroom. Once there, he pulled down my jock and sucked my dick back down his slick throat. I suggested he get naked too. He drops his shorts and the biggest dick I've ever seen in person, swings free. Flaccid it must be 10", thick and uncut with 2 tennis balls hanging low behind it. Now I'm not much of a bottom, but I was dying to get him in my mouth. I told him to lay down on the bed and I crawled between his legs and go to town. I'm licking and sucking his balls, stroking him with both hands, playing with his foreskin, watching his head go from concealed to revealed over and over, his precum pooling on his head and then sucking as much as I can get in my mouth. He seems to be enjoying it, but isn't getting hard. He tells me it takes him a long time to get hard. I'm willing to take the rest of the afternoon, but I guess he is frustrated or maybe thinks I am and tells me to sit at the edge of the bed. He gets on the floor and starts going at my cock like I'm the last one on the planet. He's stroking, licking, sucking my cock and balls like a crazed man. I just leaned back on my elbows and let this expert cocksucker do his thing and deliver max pleasure in the process. Now I watch him when I cum as he's stroking me and shoot multiple shots high in the air where they splash down on my chest, his arm and the bed. After I recover a bit he pays me, we walk around his condo (naked) so he can show me other potential projects. Again, he kneels at the kitchen island and gives me one more fantastic blowjob. Holding his head and skullfucking him slowly, his moans echoed in the room and as he brought me close to the edge, my pace of his face fuck increased until I blew my second load straight down his throat. I dressed and left, but never got a callback to do more work.

JOB II.

Todd:

Todd responded to my CL/M4M ad offering naked handyman services. He recently purchased a home, more a cabin, in a small mountain "village" east of Los Angeles. It was about an hour and half drive from me so I couldn't just run over to scope the work as usual. I suggested I do the work on a T&M (Time and Material) basis, w/a 10% handling and mark-up unless he wanted to buy the materials, which he had no interest in doing. We agreed he'd email me pics of the various areas of concern and give me an idea of the jobs and enable me to get a rough idea of time required for the project. He wasn't afraid of construction work, but didn't have the skills for many of the projects he wanted to tackle and wanted to work along with me. As we emailed back and forth about his many projects he also flirted more and more. He talked about the job and him being naked and playing with my cock as we worked. Along with pictures of his cabin came sexy pictures of himself. He was an adorable otter type; about 5'10" and muscular but no gym rat, just naturally hard in the right places. He hiked a lot around his town and had really muscular legs and the roundest, hardest ass I've ever seen. He also had a beard, and I'm a sucker for guys with any kind of facial hair. He wanted to address the living/dining room ceiling first. It was very uneven from bad patches made by the previous owner, when the roof leaked. I suggested covering the ceiling with barnwood. I have a technique I use to make new wood look like old barnwood for a fraction of the cost. Based on the T&M pricing and his pics, I figure with both of us working it could take 2 full days. To save commuting time, he offered his spare bedroom, so I planned on staying overnight.

We agreed on a time that met both our schedules. I got the base materials one day, loaded my truck and was ready to leave early the next morning to get in a full day's work. Todd told me his cabin was somewhat isolated, other cabins near his were spaced apart by large pine trees, all were vacation homes and usually vacant. He liked being and working naked, even outside, and assured me we could work naked all day and no one would be around. I was VERY EXCITED about this project and arrived to find his cabin perched on the side of a hill, off a shared dirt road with 4 other well-spaced cabins. The driveway up to his cabin from the road is at a sharp angle and I had to back up the hill to it. I may look rugged but I'm a city boy. Todd saw me and came out to guide me back. He only wore a jock, work boots and a baseball cap and I found it hard to concentrate on not going off the narrow dirt path and watching him in my mirrors. I finally made it and he greets me with a bear hug and a quick kiss. This is going to be a great weekend! Jeffrey helps unload the tools and materials, and up to his wide porch. He shows me his cabin. It's rustic, made primarily from materials from the site. The trees that were cleared were used for framing and the large fireplace was made from on-site rocks. The cabin was small but had 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, nice living/dining room combination, a makeshift kitchen (made from salvaged cabinets) and a nice laundry/utility room that Todd created by enclosing a small side porch. I was impressed by the work he had done and suggested we both get naked and get started.

He'd never sent me a picture of his cock and it was really nice, average size, perfectly proportioned. He was into the mountain lifestyle, all natural, no trimming or shaving, no cologne or deodorant either (I was in heaven!). First part of the project involved refinishing the new boards to make them look aged. We unpacked the wood and materials on the porch and began. As we finished each piece, we leaned it against the railing and created a screen from anyone possibly coming to his cabin. Working side by side, we talked about a lot of things, but always added sexual contexts; and of course as we moved around, there was the "accidental" brushing against each other. My cock was plumped the whole time but not hard, yet leaking precum like crazy. After a few hours we finished "aging" the wood and Todd suggested we break for lunch. He made sandwiches and we ate on the porch. After lunch we began the ceiling demo and installation. I brought my ladder in and marked the ceiling joists. Todd softly explored different parts of my body every time I climbed the ladder. When I was done with the joist marking, I set up the second ladder at the starting point at the edge of the room. The boards were long and required one of us at each end to maneuver them into place. I brought in the first board and climbed the ladder. Todd handed me one end of the board, then climbed his ladder with the other end. I nailed it in place as far across as I could reach and then handed the nail gun to him, so he could complete the process on his end and so on with each board. We cut each length of board on the porch to minimize sawdust clean-up. Todd realized as he stood on the floor, that when I was on the ladder with the board in one hand and the nail gun in the other, I was pretty open. He took my cock in his mouth and sucked for a few seconds before moving to his ladder. I figured what's fair is fair so we started taking turns being the first one up the ladder. We spent the next few hours exploring each other's body parts a few seconds at a time. I loved the reaction I would get from licking or sucking on his nipples, deep moans and a string of precum that I'd lick off. I especially loved playing with his beautiful round, hard ass. Sometimes just holding those perfect globes in both my hands, sometimes kissing and licking his cheeks, but mostly burying my face between them and quickly licking his bud. The sexual tension was thick and erections were pretty constant now. Later that afternoon, while outside cutting a board, we heard a voice behind us. His neighbor saw us working and came up to the porch. From the ground, he could only see us from the shoulders up but when he came around the corner from the stair, saw we were naked and sporting semis. The older neighbor is a married large man. Todd made a quick explanation that we had decided to strip down since the work was so messy. The neighbor sat behind us and we all just acted like it was perfectly natural. I was so turned on by being exposed that I never lost my semi hard. The neighbor just looked at us and after several minutes, the conversation waned and grew awkward. The neighbor got up, made his goodbyes and we went back to our work.

It was Summer. We worked until about 7:30 before the mountains and trees blocked too much light outdoors. By then, we'd installed about 1/3 of the ceiling, after the time we spent prepping the wood. We were both pretty sweaty from working in the summer heat and our constant state of arousal all day. I jumped in the shower while Todd started dinner. He hit the shower after me then got me a glass of wine and a beer for himself, while we waited for dinner. Conversation was easygoing and after we ate a great pasta dish, sat on the couch, enjoying our drinks. I don't remember who moved in for the first kiss, but soon we were slobbering all over each other. I went to start sucking his cock, but he stopped me and led me to the bedroom. I followed him; hard cocks leading the way. He laid on the bed and I on top of him, kissing urgently. He had this sexy expression of pleasure with eyes half closed, mouth slightly puckered and soft moans. After kissing for what seemed like hours, I stood up and moved him on all fours. I began licking his crack and around his bud then slowly down his perineum, down to his balls then down the underside of his hard cock until I reached the crown and swirled my tongue around catching all his sweet precum. His dick had throbbed and pulsed as I grew closer and closer to the head. His soft moans filled the room. His head buried in a pillow that hard muscled butt in the air. I slowly worked my way back up to his beautiful ass and gave his hole another tongue bath and repeated the whole process. Jeffrey continued his moaning and whimpering. After 3 or 4 trips up and down, I needed more and I moved him to his back. He said he hadn't been fucked in a very long time and I assured him I'd be gentle. I wanted to take my time anyway and was enjoying his reactions. On his back, I could watch his face. I started slowly teasing his cock with my tongue while playing with his ass. From his dick, I worked my mouth to give his ass the best tongue job, then gently inserted a finger to start his prostate massage. I went back to his cock and balls and after a bit I inserted a second finger. My hands are large so a third finger would have been overkill. He was squirming under me. I finally reached over him for the lube he left on the nightstand and added a generous amount to my fingers and worked it in his sweet ass. I sat back, added a generous amount to my now engorged cock, stroked a few times and held my dickhead against his hole. He was nervous and having trouble relaxing. I tried a few tricks but he grew more tense. I bent to his face and whispered "it's like pulling off a bandaid, the best way was just do it quick". He nodded agreement. I said "breathe slowly and on the count of 3, OK?" He nodded agreement again so I started counting 1-2 and then pushed in before he was expecting it. He froze tense, and I held just inside until he relaxed, before slowly started easing in a bit, until I was seated balls deep. I held there for a few minutes while kissing him and playing with his cock until he was ready for more. He gave me that sexy look again I eased his legs back against his chest while started to pump my thick hard cock. His sexy look told me I knew I was giving him what he wants. After a while, he asks for a break. I eased out and started kissing him again, moved to his nips, then his cock and back up again. My passion was now maxed and knew my cock can't hold off longer. He was relaxed yet hard as hell. I stared in his eyes. He stroked me and guided my hardon back to his ring. At this point I didn't care how sore he may be; his ass was made for my cock and I'm going in. After all the sexual tension of the day, my rigid cock screamed to explode. The fuck was intense. Todd clamped tightly, moaned loudly and just as abruptly I pulled out and came gallons all over his chest. I began stroking his cock and within 5 strokes he exploded as well. I lay atop him and mixed our cum between us. He grimaces. I guessed he's not a cum whore like me, so I got up, returned with a warm towel and gently cleaned him up. We spent the night spooning. I woke the next morning to find him up and had made coffee. I looked forward to another day working together, but he tells me his sister in Arizona called and plans a surprise visit. She and her family are due in a few hours. We quietly sipped coffee, naked on his porch, until I had to go. We couldn't finish all his jobs. He helped me pack the truck and I left. Of all my adventures, Todd remains my favorite. Who knows, perhaps I'll get called back to finish his jobs?

Next: Chapter 2


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