Fuck (An Xmas story) by Mark James
My roommate and I were sitting next to the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve opening the presents that were for us. While Neil opened a very small present I went to my bedroom, shed my pajamas, put on my red Christmas hat and grabbed my Merry Christmas banner. I heard him exclaim, "What the fuck?"
"Somebody gave me a condom for Christmas. Let me see who this is from. Shit, there's no card."
"It's from me", I said as I stood there naked and spread out my Merry Christmas sign between my outstretched arms.
"What the fuck?"
"I know I'm gay and you aren't but well, you have always said you loved my ass and wanted to fuck me and I always said I don't get fucked. I decided that this was the time to give up my anal virginity so I am giving you my ass for a Christmas present. The condom is because we need to practice safe sex. Come on into the bedroom."
I went into the bedroom and lay facedown on the bed with my legs spread. I heard Neil come in and then felt him sit on the edge of the bed.
"Pat, I don't know what to say. You're my best friend. You do have a beautiful ass; in fact you are a very good looking guy."
I felt him stroke my buttocks.
"But I was mostly kidding about fucking you and now you have gone and offered me your virginity."
"I'm sorry," he said as his voice broke and he started crying. So, of course I started crying too.
"You don't want me," I wailed as I reacted to his rejection of what I felt was a once-in-a lifetime gift. To be rejected was bad enough, but to be rejected by my best friend was even worse.
"Is it because I'm gay?"
He said, "Oh shit Pat I don't care that you're gay," as he lay down beside me and gathered me in his arms.
"Please don't cry. I'm not rejecting you. I would be honored to be your first anal lover as it were. I am just overwhelmed by your offer and "vis a vis" you and I, the use of the term "fuck" or "fucking" offends me. I know that's not rational but you, of all people, know that I am not always rational."
"I'm sorry, Neil, I didn't mean to upset you. I just wanted somebody I knew and trusted to `pop my cork" as it were with gentleness and love. I didn't think about how you might react or that you might not have really meant you wanted to fuck me and were just kidding. And you are straight, why would you want to fuck me? Oh, I'm such a silly ass. Now I've gone and spoiled your Christmas. Shit."
He untangled himself from me, got up and took his clothes off. Even though I was an emotional wreck, the sight of his lithe, trim body nude made my cock spring to attention, but he was still flaccid.
"How are we gonna do this. I need to have an erection if I'm going to explore your asshole"
"I hate to ask, because I don't want to make another mistake, but would you really like to play with my ass?"
"Yeah, I do. Maybe I'm bisexual, because thinking about your ass can give me a hard-on."
"Tell you what then, you lay down on your back, I will straddle your torso and you can play with my ass while I suck your dick and make it hard, unless you object to me sucking your cock?"
"No. I love a good blow job as much as the next guy, although Deidre might not understand."
So that's what we did. Neil must really like bubble butts because it didn't take much to cause him to have a very satisfactory erection.
I used the condom I gave him for Christmas to cover his cock and liberally anointed it and my asshole with anal lubricant.
"You know Neil, some guys think oiling up their lover's ass and their cock, prior to anal sex to be very erotic activities. If there is a next time for us, since you like to play with my ass, you might want to try it."
I straddled his body, facing him with the head of his erect cock at the entrance to my asshole.
"Ok, the easiest way to do this is for me to sit on your dick and let my body weight impale your dick in my ass. If it hurts, I can stop. If I can take all six inches of your cock I'll sit all the way down."
"Ohhhhh, ughh," I said in a strained voice, as I savored the delicious pain of his cock stretching my asshole and sliding inside of me. "It's a good thing I practiced with a butt plug, so I knew what to expect. I'm guess I'm only technically a virgin. Let me try sliding the head of your cock in and out of my ass since it is the largest part of your cock. Oh, that hurts so good. How do you like it?"
"Oh jeez, that's a tight asshole. Oh God, Pat, that feels so good. Are you all right?"
"I'm fine. I don't mind the pain, because it's you and not some big bruiser who doesn't care if he hurts me. Let me slide all the down. There, you're all the way in me. I'll just sit here a while if you don't mind."
"Mind, shit, that feels so fucking great. I don't have a lot of experience with girls but that feels better than any pussy I've managed to get thus far."
I stroked his stomach and chest with one hand and reached back and fondled his balls with the other.
He closed his eyes and murmured, "Oh fuck."
"Now I'll just raise my body up and slide my asshole up and down your shaft. How's that? Now I'll do it again 3 or 4 times as fast or slow as you want."
"Oh God, that feels good. God, if I had known what a man's hot tight virgin ass feels like I might have done this before. Yeah, up and down like that."
I tightened my sphincter muscle as I rode his dick.
"Oh, shit, Pat, What did you do? Oh man that feels so fucking fine. Jesus, if you keep that up, I'm gonna come."
I pulled my ass off of his cock.
"What did you get off for?"
"That was me riding you. How about you riding me?"
I got on my knees and laid my upper body on the bed with my ass in the air.
"Put some more lubricant on your cock, get between my legs, slide your dick in and ride me. Please."
I imagined the feel of the head of his cock poking into and rubbing against my puckering hole. My mind raced ahead in anticipation as I visualized his cock entering my ass and pumping in and out. My heart pounded harder and my cock bounced with all the excitement.
I grabbed my ass cheeks and peeled back my buttocks to expose my asshole. I took his cock and held it so that it was perfectly in line with my hole. Neil pushed his hips and pelvis forward and pushed at my asshole with his cock. Slowly he pushed it in and I could feel the "pop" when his crown slid through.
"Oh fuck," I said through gritted teeth as the pain sensation hit."
He stopped and asked, "Are you all right?"
I groaned and said, "It hurts, but it's a good hurt not a bad hurt. Slide your crown in and out a couple of times and let me get used to the feeling. That's it, real slow, in and out. I started crying and groaned, "That hurts so fucking good, Neil, thank you so much."
"You want me to stop Pat? Hurting you wasn't part of the deal."
"Shit, Neil, I love it. Push your cock in me all the way. Oh yeah man, bury your cock up my ass. Now slide it in and out. Whatever feels good for you."
He went slowly at first and then faster. I tightened up my sphincter muscle and he slowed because it was harder to stroke against a tight asshole and because he wanted to enjoy the heightened sensations in his cock and balls.
"Oh fucking Jesus, Pat, this is indescribable. God, this is wonderful. I'm gonna cum. Is that all right?"
"Whatever you want Neil."
I could hear him panting as he slid his cock all the in my ass and almost all of the way out, faster and faster.
"Fuck, here I come. Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
It's a shame he was wearing a rubber, I would have liked to have felt him blow his load inside of me, but safety first.
After his body shuddered three or four times I felt his cock lose its stiffness and he pulled out of my ass.
We both lay on the bed and I stroked my cock a few times and blew my load all over my stomach.
"Merry Christmas, Neil."
"Merry Christmas, Pat."