From Hell to Breakfast
Old and single means I have the right to be as naked as I want in my privacy. I can pee in a glass in the kitchen if I don't want to rush to the bathroom. Farting is an art and I take pride in its music. So when possible, I am always naked and uninhibited. Of course I keep a bath robe nearby in case there is a woman coming to my door. I am always a gentleman; butwith men a very naughty one. I havenever hidden being gay, and straight men have never been intimidated by me. Infact several have become good friends and are always trying to match me up withother guys. It always fails; my friends just don't get what it is about, but concernfor my sexual satisfaction is so sweet, don't you think?
I have never told my straight malefriends what are some of men's most favorite kinks, and I think that if theyreally knew they would be terrified. Hey, I don't go very extreme, but when I am aroused, I don't like tohold back if the guy is at all eager.
I turned 90 last winter. Of course my erection isn't as intense,sometimes almost nothing, but give me a sexy guy with a good attitude and Istill feel adventuresome.
This is the old story of the repairman,but when it works, nothing is hotter. There was something wrong with the thermostat so I called the mainoffice of the retirement village and they made a recommendation. I never get really excited by a repairman butsometimes, it is fun to imagine.
This guy showed on at 11 asplanned. A fat, sweet looking PuertoRican guy; totally straight in appearance. I was sure there was going to be no sex but such a happy face to havearound. I was naked and put on mybathrobe. He looked over the thermostat andhouse, talking all the time about his happy life and his grandkids, etc. "You must have some."
"Nope, Eddie, I am and always wasgay. No kids or grandkids."
"You? Gay? I would have never guessed."
Not uncomfortable for a second. In facthe seemed even more relaxed,
"So you got a husband?"
"Nope, not anymore. I am 90 years old."
"Holy shit! I would have never guessed that. You lookgreat!"
"Thanks."
"Are you still getting dick?"
"When I can find someone who is notbored by an old man."
"Listen, I am not going to play around,but if you don't mind a fat guy like me, I would love to have my cock sucked."
"You are a sweetheart, Eddie."
"But if you do, please don't tellanyone. I don't want to lose my job."
At this point I was sitting in a chairin front of him my head was at about the height of his waist. I reached over and undid his fly. The cock was raging already and Eddie had ahuge happy smile."
"Man, I never thought I was gonna dothis today."
"But listen mi jito; you may get whatyou want but I get what I want, too, or we don't go further."
"Sure, man!"
"So drop those pants and underwear and Iam going to play with your ass while I suck."
"Jesus Christ! You're on!"
Not knowing Eddie yet, I really didn'twant to rim him but he definitely needed lube. So I spit plenty in my hand and slowly spread it all over the inside ofhis crack. It was obvious he had been involved in assplay because he knew howto take my thumb slowly so it wouldn't hurt. Once I got my thumb nicely settled in, I reached down with my otherhand, and put his giant hard cock, between my lips.
"Oh, Mr. Levin. I have never had this sogood!"
I have big hands with very long andthick fingers; I can do something where I am able to quickly penetrate a guy,in and out with each finger. No fisting, that turns me off. I did it for Eddie and he yelled, "Slow down,man, let's not end this too soon."
By this point I was sucking ferociouslyand Eddie was pumping my head which he held gently with two hands.
Though my erection was not firm, I feltlife there and a lot of comfort in the fact that I am still able to please ahorny guy.
"Enough of this teasing, youbastard! Empty that juice down mythroat!"
"Oh! Oh! OHHHHhhh!"
These must have been the magic wordsbecause he lost it, a load I couldn't imagine from a guy his age. He rested his back against the wall andquickly slid to the floor.
"I don't believe this! That was the best blowjob I have everhad! Man, I guess you learned a lot inyour 90 years."
He remained spread out of thefloor. I sat next to his warm roly polybody. He reached over and took myhand. "Thanks, man. This is the nicest experience I have everhad."
"Really? You mean you don't do this with your wife all the time?"
"No way. She is a prude."
"Then come back here and fix mythermostat as often as you need to, Eddie. You are a gentleman."
"You mean that?"
"Well, next time I get what I need"
"And what's that?"
"That hard PR prick up my ass."
"You are kidding!"
"What's the matter? Aren't you man enough?"
"When are you available, Mr. Levin?"
"I will give you fifteen minutes tobring that monster back to life."
"Then can I have a beer? I am really dry."
I couldn't believe he, this cute puppydog, was really going to go for it.
I got him a beer and a glass. He handed the glass back drinking from thebottle and saying, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," as he made the first swallow.
"Eddie, if you are gonna do this, I amgoing to get prepared."
"What do you have to do?"
"You'll find out!"
I had just sucked that big cock and Iwasn't going to get it inside my tight unused ass without loosening it up. And there was no way I was letting him upthere without providing him with a rubber. Thank goodness I had Extra-Large
My own cock was feeling livelier than ithad in years. I felt really young again.And it was great casual sex, just for fun.
I gave my asshole a nice coating of lubeand inserted my finger and thumb to try and stretch it out. Playing with myself down there is something Ihadn't done in a long time. Theanticipation was thrilling.
I was still wearing a t-shirt when Iwent back in the hallway as Eddie was finishing his beer.
"So you ready to rock, Mister?"
"I didn't think you were serious. Damn to be inside an ass is something Ihaven't done in a long time. I hope Iknow what to do."
I took the bottle from him and he maneuvuredhis big belly to position himself to rise off the floor. His cock was hard again. I took it in my hand and we made eye contactwith big smiles. I still had some KY on my hand and it slipped through myfingers nicely.
"Oh, man! I can't get over it. You gay guys really know what you aredoing. I wasted my first sixty years."
"It wasn't a waste. You have developed a lot of talent."
I led him by the cock into thebedroom. I got on the bed on my kneeswith my ass up. It looked like the perfect doggie style position but thiswasn't where I was headed.
"Touch my ass, Eddie."
He put his hand on my ass and massagedit. It felt good and he told me over andover, "You are ninety? And have suchsmooth skin?" After a couple minutes ofthis asscheek massage, he gave me a huge "S L A P !" and my cock really showed new life.
I crawled up to the top of the bed andturned onto my back. I raised my kneesup to my chest so that my asshole was exposed. Eddie's smile got even bigger, as if every new position was a surprise.His fingers went into my crack which was plenty wet from my lube.
"Okay, Old Man. I'll give you what you need."
I am sure he expected that I would goback on my knees so that he could pump my ass. But I stretched my legs so that my ankles were on his shoulders and hiscock right next to my asshole.
"Jesus, this is like fucking a woman,but hotter. Wilder."
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Promises, promises." I touched his face with my hand, gave him afirm slap and said, "Show me what you are made of, stud!"
Now he put his thumb there and enteredme. I felt he was in control. It felt so good, the sliding in and out. I was hungry for his cock again but with aman this big and me so old, I wasn'tabout to change positions so quickly. "Oh, Eddie. I want your manhood inside me. Do you want to give it? Are you man enough?"
"Boy, you are one hot Bitch! "
"Don't you know it!"
Were I younger I probably would havecome within a minute of this anal massage, but now I could just lie back andenjoy.
I was feeling a lot looser now but myass has always been a tight one. I couldtell he was waiting for me to assume the position on my knees, but surprisedhim by pulling him closer.
"No, Eddie, I am not moving. Take my ass right here."
"Oh man! If I can."
He positioned his cock so that it wasagainst the hole and smartly went slowly. My asshole seemed to welcome his entry. Of course it was slow. He only got about half an inch inside when Imotioned for him to wait. My breathinggot deeper and with each second I could pull him in a little more. After abouta whole minute, I could feel his pubes against my cheeks.
By this point we were face to face eachwith a giant smile.
I reached up with my hands and pulledhis head to mine, our lips locked as tightly as possible. I didn't need to give him any furtherinstructions. He pumped my ass as if hehad been doing it his whole life. Thefeeling was incredible for me. Myasshole was stretched in ways it never had been and it was all so easy.
I realized that we had never put on hisrubber. Initially I wanted to push himout but we were too far gone for that now. "Eddie, please don't come inside me."
"Oh, Mr. Levin, whatever you need."
His pumping went really fast for aboutsix strokes, then he took his cock out of my ass and into his own hand as hestroked. I wasn't about to lose thisload and quickly slid my face down to great his cock. But before I could open my mouth, the loadsof cum started splattering my face.
"AWWWWWwwwwwww!!" he screamed with noinhibition, and then fell to his side. I lay next to him, my face, nostrils andneck covered in semen. I just let itdry. It felt so good.
Complete quiet between the two of uscontinued for over two minutes. ThenEddie began an enormous laugh. "Youand I were such pigs!!! I can't believe this. Is this what men do all the time?"
"Only if they are very lucky. We made a real connection."
"We sure did. I never knew this could be so much fun."
"That is because we did it for nothingbut fun, Eduardo. I tried to impress youwith what I could do and you took my lead."
"Now, how do I go around thinking aboutmy wife?"
We rolled off the bed and I said, "Takea shower. You got manscent all overyou."
He did as told and that fat ass of hislooked so sexy to me.
I got into the shower behind him, tooksome shampoo into my hands and washed his asshole and cock with my two enormoushands. I then washed his hair andplaced my hands on his shoulders signaling for him to turn around as the showercontinued.
Now face to face our lips met again andwe proceeded into the hottest French kissing this old man has ever had.
His cellphone started ringing and heturned off the shower, getting out to dry himself off. He sat on the edge of the bed and checked hismessages. "It's my wife, she wants me topick up some things at the store."
"Eddie, you are a lucky man. You can get all of the love from her and allthe sex through your work."
"Yeah, right! This is the first time in all my years I everdid something like this."
"I find that hard to believe. You knew what you were doing."
"Who wouldn't with a hot piece of asslike yours." We got dressed, shared afew more kisses, he gave me a few of his cards and left, this time, with nosmile on his face.
I called to him, "Eddie, can I call youif things with the air-conditioning go bad again."
"Sure, man! I'm all yours."
by Jeff Haller