Foursome by Sean M.
Drake and I had the biggest fight ever. I had gotten in from Birmingham and was exhausted. When I walked in, the apartment was a wreck. He's obviously had a party all weekend because there were beer cans and liquor bottles all over the place. This didn't really piss me off as much as when I walked into my room. My bedroom door was closed and when I tried to open it, I couldn't... it was locked. I rummaged through my keys and found the one to my door. I stuck it in the keyhole and turned it. I didn't know what to expect so I unlocked the door and went on in. My room was torn apart and my mattress was half way on the floor. I was fuming.
"DRAKE!!!!" I yelled.
There was no answer. Only laughter... or should I say giggles. I noticed some movement underneath the mattress and could see a bare foot.
I walked over to my bed to see who was underneath. As I approached, I could see the top of Drake's head.
"WHAT IN THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY ROOM?!!!" I screamed.
Drake only laughed, getting me really pissed off.
"I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY!! YOU'VE TRASHED THE FUCKIN' PLACE!!"
"Nothin' man...nuthin'" Drake slurred. He was really fucked up big time.
"What are you on?" I said, trying to calm myself down. "Aaaaaa-cit", Drake said, still laughing.
I reached down and pulled the mattress up and back onto my bed, reavealing Drake's totally nude body. He had shaved from the neck down and was holding onto his balls. I faught the urge to laugh cause I was so pissed off. His crotch looked like a plucked chicken and was pitiful.
"What did you do to yourself?" I asked.
"What did you do to YOURself?", Drake replied.
I was lost. And so was he but his was chemically induced. As I reached down to help him up, he started screaming.
"Sean's gonna beat me up!!! Sean's gonna beat me up!!" I told him I wasn't going to beat him up even though I ought to.
I then asked, "How many people were here for the party?"
"Uhhhh, twelve?" Drake said, trying to be serious but then bursting out with laughter.
"Seriously, who came over and did this to my room?" I asked as I looked around. There wasn't an untouched area in my room. I then noticed that my 5 gallon jar of money was gone. "Where the hell is my bottle of money?"
Drake told me he had put it in the hall closet so nobody would get it.
I then rephrased my question, "Who came over?"
"Uhhh, Kris, Jason, Cheryl, Chad, Dana, Daryl, uhh, uhh, Brad and Laura, oooh... and they told me 'bout you and them...(Drake started to grin but continued naming names).. uhhh, Dan, mmmm... that's all... I think".
I knew five of the names he'd mentioned but didn't have any idea who Cheryl and Dana were.
"Who the hell is Dana, Chad and Cheryl?" I asked.
"Friends of Jason's".
"And what did Brad and Laura tell you?"
"About you goin' over to their place and y'all fuckin'" I was totally embarrassed and speechless.
I told Drake to get up and go take a shower to wake up. As he slowly got up, I noticed an arm underneath my bed. I slid my bed over to see who it was. It was Jason. He was wearing his underwear over his head and was out cold. I pushed the bed further and saw that he was naked. I picked him up and sat him up on the bed. He was covered in hickeys and had also been the victim of a clean close shave. "Jeeesuzz, fuckin' christ" I said, as I pulled the sheet from the floor and covered him with it.
I walked out of my room to see how Drake was. He was mumbling something in the bathroom and trying to work the knobs to the shower. I looked in the sink and saw a huge mound of pubic hair and my razor. "Goddamn", I thought as I turned the water on to wash the hair down the drain. I gave up when I realized the drain was clogging.
I turned and went into the living room. Video tapes were everywhere along with CD's and clothes. Underwear, panties, bras, shirts, towels, empty cans of my shaving cream, full ashtrays, two completely flat tubes of KY (both of them were mine), fast food wrappers, empty boxes of rubbers, used rubbers spilling their contents onto the carpet, photo albums, etc.
I walked over to the entertainment center and saw several of my videos lying around. Two of which were completely ruined. The actual tape was hanging out and crumpled. I looked at the label and saw that they were the Porn Man videos. I was mad as hell.
I threw the tapes down and walked to the back of the apartment towards Drake's room. His door was slightly open and I quietly opened it. There were two girls (about Kris and Jason's age)sound asleep, a cute boy (obviously this Chad kid), and Kris. They were all in a pile on Drake's bed and didn't appear to be wearing a stitch of clothing. This Chad kid was playing with Kris' dick and Kris was out cold. I walked into the room and watched for a second until the Chad boy looked up and let go of Kris' limp dick. He was shocked to see me looking.
He quickly got up and covered himself, waking up Kris and one of the girls.
Kris, the boy and the girl got up from the bed and hid their naked bodies from me.
"It's alright", Kris said, "It's just Sean, Drake's roommate".
"I liked your video", said the girl.
"Who are you" I asked, looking at the girl.
"Dana", said the girl, in her drunken stupor as she grabbed her head from the pain.
"What time is it?", Kris asked, "And where's Drake?"
"It's about 6:30 and Drake's in the shower". I answered.
"So what all happened last night?" I asked.
"I don't know... we smoked some grass and did a hit of acid...after that... who knows?", Kris said.
I could hear Drake turning off the water in the shower and he came walking out dripping wet when he heard us talking.
"Wake up duuuuudes!!" Drake slurred, towelling off and exposing his bare dick.
"We're up". Kris said.
"You still a canibal?" Chad asked Drake.
Everyone started laughing and I was in the dark. Drake told me he'd explain later as he put his arm around my shoulder.
Chad, Dana, Kris, Drake and I walked into the living room and sat down. As we passed my room, they made jokes about Jason lying naked on my bed. "I'm surprized he ain't dead after last night", Chad joked. We went into the living room and sat down. Dana had put on one of MY teeshirts and was sitting between Kris and Chad (who were now wearing underwear).
"Well y'all did a fuckin' good job at wreckin' the place. I wanna hear some details".
Drake leaned back and giggled. Kris spoke up.
"Shit, man, after we smoked those joints,(I immediately wondered if my stash was still in my room)everything kinda got crazy. Jason, Chad and me started hittin' on Dana and Cheryl and the next thing we knew, we were makin' out. Then Drake had this great idea for all of us to take our clothes off... and I still can't believe we did it. We sat around in our underwear for a long time before Drake told us to take them off. I don't think we really gave a shit cause we took 'em off soon after that".
"Yeah, and you said you wanted to fuck Chad". Dana blurted out.
Chad blushed and looked away. So did Kris.
"But Jason did it first". Kris said.
"Man, we were messed up bad. It ain't my fault". Chad said.
I thought to myself, "Yeah, right you little closet homo".
Kris said, "Yeah, and right when we started really getting horny, Drake's sister and her boyfriend came by. That fucked up things big time. We had to get dressed real quick and then we let 'em in".
"That's when they asked where you were", Drake said.
"So I asked them how they knew you and that's when they told me about two weekends ago. They were smashed and didn't know what they were saying". Drake added.
"Your sister has a pretty wet pussy, Drake", I said, trying to piss him off and embarrass him.
"Fuck you". Drake said, giving me the finger.
"They stayed awhile then left. They left an almost full bottle of Peppermint Schnapps so we drank it", Chad said.
"When did y'all use my razor to shave yourselves?" I asked.
"Fuck, I don't know", Drake said.
"I guess it was after we did the hit of acid", Kris said, pulling his underwear out to look down at his bare mound.
"Where did y'all get acid?" I asked.
"I got eight hits from Daniel", Drake said.
Daniel is a big time drug dealer that sometimes works with Drake at the garage. I've wondered about his sexual preference but have no solid evidence that he's gay.
"And...?" I said, trying to get the story going.
"And", Kris added, "after Drake's sister and Brad left we went kinda crazy. Drake went into your room and got out some videos and started playing them. We all got real horny and started fuckin'. Chad was fingrin' Dana, and Drake was fingrin' Cheryl. I helped Chad with Dana, and Jason helped Drake with Cheryl. How many times did we fuck?" Kris asked Dana.
"I don't know", Dana said, lowering her head in embarrassment.
"All's I know, is we fucked 'em once then things got out of hand. Everybody was fuckin' everybody. I was fuckin' Dana and Drake and Jason were taking turns fucking Cheryl. I think I shot off in Dana and that's when Chad beat off on Dana's face. Chad, why didn't you fuck her?"
Chad was embarrassed and only said, "I couldn't get you to pull out".
"So you beat off on her face... that's a real man". Kris said.
"Shut the fuck up!!" Chad said.
I was really starting to like Chad. He had the innocent personality and looked really cute without his shirt. I started looking at him trying to make eye contact. The only thing I noticed was that he would stare back for a second, then look away.
"Well where did all the used rubbers come from?" I asked.
"I don't know... I guess it's when we started fucking. I didn't use one... did you, Drake?", Kris asked.
Drake spoke up and said, "I used one on Cheryl... I don't want to get her pregnant".
"She's on the pill, stupid", Dana said.
"After we started doing Acid, I have no idea what happened", Kris said.
"Well I remember", Dana said, turning her attention to me, "I saw Kris and Chad walk out of the room after Drake told them they could go in your room. Drake was too busy fucking Cheryl to notice that I left the room. I followed them to your room and stood by the door. Y'all went into Sean's room and I saw what y'all did".
"What'd they do?" I asked.
"They started suckin' each other's things", Dana said.
Chad looked startled and Kris was smiling.
"How long did you watch them?" I asked.
"Long enough to see Chad spurt some of his stuff into Kris' mouth. It went all over his face too". Dana added.
Kris and Chad were so embarrassed and I loved it.
"Well what did you do after that?" I asked.
"I went back to the living room and watched Drake with Cheryl. He was sticking his thing inside her and was suckin' off Jason. I have no idea where Jason was up until then". Dana said.
"But when Cheryl started moanin', Jason was shootin' his stuff into Drake's mouth. I saw Drake eat some of it and then he stopped sticking his thing in Cheryl and started moaning while his thing was inside her. I guess he had an orgasm then".
I was getting a hard on by now and was wishing I'd been there for the whole thing. I would have been in the bedroom with Kris and Chad and would've let Drake have his way with the girls. I'm not THAT horny.
Just then, Cheryl came into the room. She had wrapped a sheet around her and was holding her head. Drake introduced me to her and I felt like I'd known her for years.
"So what's this cannible deal?" I asked, looking at Drake.
"Oh", Chad interrupted. "I guess it was around four this morning. We were lying on the floor in here and were veggin' out. Drake had taken some pill and was bouncin' off the fuckin' walls. He came in yellin' and screamin' for us to wake up and put that video back in. He was.."
Drake interrupted, "No, No, let me tell it. I took some speed, just one hit, and I was wanting to party some more but everybody in here had crashed. I was ready to go again and felt like the only way to get things started back up was to put in the video that started them off the first time. So I put in your other video and pressed play...and the fuckin' VCR ate the tape. I pulled it out and put in the other one. It played alright and everybody woke up after ten minutes or so. And sometime during the whole thing, I told Cheryl and Dana that I wanted to eat them out".
"Yeah", Kris added, "After Me, Chad, and Jason had fucked them. You were saying you wanted to eat their unborn children".
"I was not!!" Drake screamed.
"Yes you did Drake", Cheryl and Dana said.
Their arguing was killing my head and I could tell Drake was lying so I told them to shut up and leave. I was tired and didn't care to hear anymore. I wasn't there and I didn't want to hear anymore of what I'd missed.