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Fort Andrew
"Really? They got the other fort completed?" I said.
"Yeah, Tim and Henry came over and built the other fort and helped me put a few walls up," Dan replied.
"So the range is all done?" I'm hoping we can play our first game, but I'm still hesitating on the pain factor.
"Almost, I just need to put up a few more walls and get the games all figure out." Dan started to trail away on the phone. I figured he must be busy with something.
"Well Dan, I need to go to bed now; tonight is the last night of my 8-day stretch." I got off the couch, which was an effort in itself.
"Oh okay, well, umm? come over tomorrow." Dan started to curse and I figured he was playing a game on his PlayStation.
"Will do, cya then." I hung up my phone and took a deep breath and notice I was getting tired. I got off the couch and headed into my bedroom. It didn't take me long to strip and jump into my bed. Being up for 16 hours, I was ready to go to bed.
Not even two seconds after I got home from work, my cat decide to cause me pain by attacking my leg, then she ran away like her ass was on fire. I cursed for a few seconds and rubbed my left leg from the scratches. I look over to her food dish and notice it was empty. I overslept last night, barely making it on time at work. I must have forgotten to fill her bowl.
Toto is a very bizarre cat, she loves me and lies on my chest and is very, very playful at times. But, and I mean but, if she gets mad, just watch out. Once I gave her a bath, after receiving about 100 scratches on my arm, I pulled her out and dried her and gave her a treat and loved her the most I could. What did she do? She went onto my bed and pissed on it.
After I refilled her bowl, being exhausted and going to start my 6 days off, I went to bed; I don't normally go to bed till 2 pm. Walking into my bedroom, I see Toto jump a little and had a look on her face like 'oh shit'. I look at her and informed her that her food bowl is full and to go. Sure enough, she did and left me alone.
"buzzzzz buzzzzz"
I rolled over; with just one eye open, I looked to see who was calling me. Wendell. 'He knows I'm sleeping,' I said to myself.
I rolled over, back into my sleeping position, and waited for the phone to stop ringing.
'Ahh, finally it stopped' I thought to myself.
"Beep beep"
'I'll listen to the message later,' I thought.
"Buzzzzz Buzzzzz"
"Oh my fuckin god. REALLY?!" I shout to the ceiling, making Toto jump and run for the hills. I rolled over and grab my cell phone.
"Hello!" I said it in a kind of pissed off manner.
"Oh I woke you up?" Wendell said on the phone.
I just let a sigh out and said, "Yes, you did? Sooo, what's so important that you had to wake me up?"
"I'm sorry, I was just wondering if you want to get it on." Wendell voice was more cautions now.
"That a dumb question, just not now. What are you plans?" I reply as I rub my eyes.
"I'm off after 9, I can stop by then," Wendell said
I thought about it and agreed to the time. I still need to go over and see Dan. After I said my goodbyes, I decided I might as well get up and enjoy the rest of the day. I only slept 7 hours, but it should be enough.
After a nice hot shower, I headed over to Dan's house with coffee in tow, and some donuts. Seeing his jeep was in his driveway, I pull in and saw Dan was in the woods working on the range. After handing his coffee to him, with much praise, he took a few sips of his coffee.
We walked down to the new fort.
"Wow two levels!" I was surprised about how much work was done.
"Yeah it's perfect for a sniper position." Dan sips his coffee like it was going to be his last cup.
"It's going to be really hard to shoot that person." I noticed it was a well defended position, walls on all sides and a little hole for the gun. It has to be a head shot for a kill.
"Yeah, I was thinking about making the walls smaller so you can easily paint them." Dan said.
"So is this fort named Fort North or something?" Since there are two forts, we needed to name them.
"Nope, this is called Fort Tim, and that one is called Fort Andrew," Dan said as he pointed the fort that he and I built.
"Sweet, never had something named after me!" I felt I was worthy of his friendship; then again, it was going to be shot at millions of times. No, I think of it as a good thing.
After I helped Dan for a few hours setting up more walls and talking about the games we were going to play, and the rules, Dan and I sat on the deck with his family and the campfire and gossiped for a few hours. I harassed James about girlfriends or boyfriends. James gave me a sharp look when I mention boyfriend. I just grin and give him a love tap on the shoulder. When I realizated it was 8:30, I had to go home. But they wanted me to stay. I looked at Dan and said, I'm going to get some tonight and I doubt you're going to help me with that. Dan just covered his eyes and said, "Oh geezs!"
I grinned. I knew he didn't want to hear that, but it helped to get me away.
After I got home, I took another shower, since I smelled like a campfire. I shaved and trimmed my love region. After that, I felt lazy and didn't feel like wearing pants, so I just put on my angry bird PJ's with a t-shirt. I noticed my roommate Billy went to his bedroom saying he wasn't feeling well. I told him Wendell was coming over tonight. Billy stopped and turned around.
"Just be quiet, okay?" Billy said.
"No promises," I grinned.
Billy just turns around and went to bed. I waited for a while, and since it was past 9 pm, I thought he might have forgotten me. I mean, who forgets me. I'm hot!
That was a lie, but, hell, can you blame me? I lay there on my couch feeling tired and just flipping the channels on my new TV. I just bought a 60" LED HDTV. Proud of my purchase, I figure since I work all the time, and bills are good, I might as well treat myself. Plus, it has a 1500 Watt stereo. Friends come over all the time with action or SciFi BluRay movies.
The doorbell rings.
It woke me up and I saw it was 10:30 pm. I slowly went to the door and saw Wendell standing there? with a cup of my favor coffee. The bastard knew how to win me over.
"What took you so long?" I tried to be pissed, but honestly, I was just tired.
"I know you're changing from night life to day life because of your job, so I went home and took a shower," Wendell said as he entered my house and took off his shoes.
"Well it's good that you showered!" I smiled as I drank my fresh hot coffee, just the way I love it.
"Then I thought to myself, since I live 30 minutes outside of town, I packed some clothes and I'm going to stay here for the night." Wendell shows me his little baggie with one pair of underwear. Simple man, I guess. Then again, I'm not wearing any.
We sat on my couch and talked about what was new with us and I told him about the paintball range and how I'm getting involve in it, and that they named a fort after me.
I got up to throw my cup away when I finished; it woke me up and I felt more energy in me. Then I felt Wendell grab me from behind and sneak his hands in my pj's.
"Oh look here, no underwear," Wendell whispered.
"Are you molesting me?" I was grinning, even though Wendell couldn't see it.
"'Molesting' isn't the word I'm looking for; it's more like 'raping' you." Wendell's voice got really deep.
"Whoa! Are you horny tonight?" I said with a laugh.
"You have no idea," Wendell said, his hands reach deeper and softly touched my balls. I lean my head back on his shoulders and enjoy the touch from another man. I open my eyes and see Toto looking at us and licking her paw. I snorted and broke the molestation of me.
"Let's go into my bedroom where we won't be watched," I said as I managed to get Wendell's hands out of my PJ's.
"It's fun to have someone watch," Wendell said with a grin.
I just shook my head and dragged Wendell behind me, making sure Toto didn't follow us into my bedroom.