Authors Note: Any mention of pornstar Ralph Woods or any studio associated is ment purely for entertainment purposes only.
I had been a huge fan of Ralph Woods ever since I discovered his work on Bel Ami. He was beautiful! Tall with handsome features, a smooth, lean build with ripped muscles and a long thick dick that was rumored to be 10 inches. Sadly after awhile he seemed to have dropped off the face of the earth. There were rumors that he retired to a farm in Montreal.
It was with this in mind that the LGBTQ+ magazine I worked for tasked me with finding him and hopefully get an interview. I wasnt too worried because I doubted Ralph would be interested in someone like me. 42 with long dark blond hair, green eyes, 404lbs, moobs, a small "micro penis" and an ass flatter than the praries of Wyoming.
I flew to Montreal and checked into the hotel. It was January and freezing out. I got the adress of a farm in the country. I decided to check it out the next day. I showered and had some food delivered. The next day I got a rental and set out to find the farm. The GPS took me to an old farmhouse on sprawling achers of land surrounded by mountains.
I got out and looked around. The scenery was beautiful. I heard the echoing thud of someone chopping wood out back. I slowly made my way around the house. I could see a man wearing a jean jacket, tight black jeans and boots. He raised the ax over his head and brought it down again "THWACK!" I cleared my throat and he stopped. When he turned around, my heart almost stopped beating. It was him! It was Ralph! Older with a full beard but it was deffinately him.
I stood there taking him in. His handsome features, his lean build clothed in a plade shirt and tight jeans. Then he spoke.
"Can I help you?" I looked into those eyes that had seduced so many horny men on camera.
"I um...Im here to interview you if your ok with it". He frowned.
"Sorry. I dont do interviews". I nodded. Before I could say anything else, he put the ax into the block of wood he used and went inside. I sighed.
I got in my car and drove back to the hotel. The next day, I was trying to figure out how to tell my editor the interview was a no go when the phone rang. When I answered it was Ralph.
"Hey, Im sorry about yesterday. I'm willing to do the interview if you still want to". I smiled.
"Do you want me to come to your place?" I heard Ralph laugh.
"No need, Im in the lobby". A few minutes later, there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there he was, a big smile. I invited him in and he sat in a chair while I sat on the couch.
"Shall we start?" He nodded.
"So I guess my first question, one that all of our readers have been dying to know is, whyd you leave the porn industry?" He smirked and nodded.
"It just wasnt fun anymore. Too much drama and too many drugs". I wrote down his answer.
"Are you single?" He chuckled.
"Yes, there is no one". I wrote that down.
"The next question is very important. How big is it really?" that got him laughing.
"Hard Im about 10". I smiled.
"I knew it!" He laughed.
After the interview we hugged. He smelled so good. We made plans to meet the next day at his farm for dinner.
Part 2 comming soon. If you liked part one and have any ideas for part 2 let me know!