OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a production of Worldwide Pants Inc., and HBO Independent Productions. This story is FICTION based on FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: it is NOT meant to imply ANYTHING about the sexualities of Ray Ramano, Brad Garrett, and Peter Boyle. So, that bieng said, unzip and enjoy some more Barone-style male-bonding!
One Friday evening a few weeks later, Frank, Robert, and Frank were over at Frank's; Marie, Debra, and the kids had taken the LIRR into the city to see some kiddy show at Madison Square Garden. They thought that the guys would be hanging out at Frank's watching the basketball game. Well, the Barone men were NOT watching basketball, but they WERE "hanging out"....................literally!! The two Barone brothers were down in Frank's basement, wearing nothing but boxer shorts, sweatsocks, and army boots. Thier dad, Frank, had dug out his old marine uniform from Korea, and was now wearing it. Sure, it was tighter, but the snug old uniform showed off Frank's pot-bellied physique to a T, giving him the look of a tough, weathered, ball-breakin' Marine. His eyes were hidden behind his old shades, and his menacing look had both Ray and Robert hard as hell, thier stiff shafts tenting the lube-stained crotches of thier boxer shorts.
Frank went over to the cd player, and switched it on, and the theme from "PATTON" blared out loud and clear. Frank, carrying a riding crop, growled,
"ALL RIGHT, YOU PISS-ANT FAG-BOY RECRUITS!! WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU SCUM-SUCKIN' CUNT EXCUSES FOR SOLDIERS, YOU WILL BE REAL MEN........ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO SISSY-BOY ASSHOLES.....TURN AROUND AND DROP YOUR SHORTS, AND BEND OVER THE FUCKING SAWHORSES...NOW, GODDAMMIT!!"
"SIR, YES SIR," Ray and Robert saluted, obeying thier drill-sergeant dad's snarling orders. When the two men were bent over the rubber-padded sawhorses, Frank felt his old cock pound against the fly of his old uniform. Ray's bare buns were smooth and taut, Robert's buns were round, firm, and hairy. Frank knew that very soon now these manly buns would be quivering and criss-crossed with hot stripes. No longer was Ray a famous sports columnist; no longer was Robert a police lieutenient; they were now about to be reduced to two rookies, two sniveling recruits, about to face the wrath of a VERY pissed and VERY HORNY drill sergeant!! "YOU TWO SHITS WERE AWOL LAST NIGHT, " Frank growled, as he flexed the crop in his hands. "NOW YOU'LL BE TAUGHT TO RESPECT THE RULES AND REGULATIONS OF THE MILITARY!"
With that, Frank brought his arm back, and launched an all-out attack on his son's bare, vunerable backsides. CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK Ray and Robert gritted thier teeth, and tried to take thier well-deserved punishments like real men, but thier dad was really lashing into thier upturned asses, really thrashing them with an all-out vengance. CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK Again and again, the riding crop bit into Ray and Robert's quivering rumps, and, before long, hot red stripes began to appear on thier blistered buttflesh. As much as they tried to grit thier teeth and not cry out, Frank's ass-assault proved too much for Ray and Robert. Both men were soon moaning and yelping, wriggling thier manly asses, squirming like pussies as thier dad striped thier butts with sharp, stinging blows. Tears streamed down thier faces, but, the harder Frank thrashed thier asses, the more they humped the rubber padding, the harder thier cocks pounded.
As the soundtrack for "PATTON" continued to blare in the background, Frank threw the crop down, and his big, rough hands roughly squeezed the sore, well-striped buns of his two middle-aged sons. Ray and Robert moaned as thier dad's broad hand roughly squeezed and kneaded thier sizzling, striped asses. Frank felt his old cock leak more lube into his boxers as he rubbed Robert's round, hairy, blistered buns, getting really turned on when the big, hulking, super-macho cop whimpered as he man-handled his hairy, abused ass.
Now, Frank sat down in his old armchair, spreading his legs wide. The bulge behind the fly of his old uniform pants was really obvious, a a big lube-stain was spreading near his fly. Now, Frank was ready for more action.
"ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO SNIVELING DICKHEADS," Frank growled "GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES AND LICK MY GODDAMN BOOTS...I WANNA SEE THEM SHINE........MOVE,ASSHOLES!!"
"SIR, YES SIR!" Ray and Robert responded, dropping to thier knees, pulling up Frank's legs and starting to lick Frank's old black boots; thier hot tongues slurping and licking along the worn black leather. As Ray licked Frank's left boot, Robert rolled back Frank's left trouser leg, exposing his garter-held sock. Robert licked his lips as he started slurping away on his dad's sweaty sock, his hot tongue slithering along the old-fashioned garter, getting it soaked with his saliva.
Without a word, Frank stood up, towering over his sons. Without bieng told what to do, Ray and Robert started licking the hefty bulge behind the fly of Frank's old uniform, thier tongues tracing the outline of thier pot-bellied dad's hard shaft, getting the material soaked with thier spit.
Then Ray and Robert unbuckled Frank's belt and unzipped his fly. They pulled Frank's pants down his legs to his boots, and Frank's thick, blunt cock sprang out of the fly of his sweaty, lube-stained boxers.
"ALL RIGHT, SHITHEADS, " Frank snarled, " NOW SHOW ME HOW YOU SUCK COCK LIKE REAL SOLDIERS!!"
"SIR,YES SIR!!" Ray and Robert responded, and they both started licking up and down the thick, pounding length of their dad's fat old shaft, teasing the sensitive underside, lapping the clear lube dribbling from the angry-looking head, both virile men trying to suck Frank's sweaty old cock at the same time.
"HOLY CRAP," Frank wheezed, as his two humpy sons took turns deep-throating his fat cock. "GEEZEALOO, THIS EVEN BEATS PLAYIN' POKER WITH THE GUYS DOWN AT THE LODGE!"
For a while the only sounds in the basement were the sounds of "PATTON" from the cd player, and the sounds of two horny, virile men, slurping away on thier old man's sweaty, sixty-something cock. Frank felt his old balls churn.................................... A few moments later, Robert was on his hands and knees, his hairy ass bieng brutally fucked by his grunting, growling, cussing, wheezing old man. Frank's dangling nuts slapped Robert's hairy, red-striped buns with each forward thrust. Frank's strong hand was wrapped around Robert's huge, 11 inch copshaft, pumping it in time to his fucking.
Ray was on all fours in front of Robert, his smooth, tight, red-striped ass right in his hunky older brother's handsome, rugged face.
Robert's hot tongue lapped greedily up and down Ray's sweaty, sparsely-haired crack, really getting off on the aroma of sweat and soap. Ray whined and squirmed as he rubbed his smooth ass into Robert's face, as he fisted his own meaty cock. Frank could not believe how tight Robert's hairy ass was...fuck, he thought, he'd NEVER fucked anything THIS tight before!
With his younger brother's smooth tight ass in his face, and his own hairy ass bieng royally screwed by his pot-bellied old man, Robert could not hold back the hot, boiling cum-load that was churning in his hairy, sweaty bull-balls. "AAAAAAWWWWWFFFUUCCKKKK," Robert bellowed "FUCKFUCKFUCKAAWWGGAAWWDDDYYEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Frank's pumping fist did its job, and Robert's nuts blew, his monstrous, thick cop-cock began spitting geysers of thick, sticky jizz all over the floor and his dad's pumping fist. As he blew his nuts, his hairy, sweaty chute started clutching at Frank's prostate-pounding cock.
"HOLY FUCKIN' CRAP," Frank moaned as he felt the cum surge from his aching balls "JESUS CHRIST YESSSS.......YEAHHHOHFUCK, ROBERT, TAKE YOUR OLD MAN'S LOAD UP YOUR BIG HAIRY FLATFOOT ASS!!"
Robert could not believe how violently his old man was shooting deep into his hairy ass, feeling his ass filled with the same sperm that created him and Ray. He continued reaming Ray's quivering ass as his dad filled his furry butt with hot, sticky spunk.
"YYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Ray snarled, as he pounded his cock like a maniac "OHHHHH,FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKYEAHHHHHHHHH......EAT THAT HOT ASS, ROBERT!!"
Ray's cock exploded in his hand, splattering all over the basement floor. His pulsating hole worked Robert's hot tongue..............................................................Finally, Ray simply collapsed on the floor, his deflating cock dripping cum down his leg. Robert stretched out on the floor on his bulky gut, and Frank pulled his battle-scarred cock out of Robert's hairy, well-fucked, ass, his hot load of jizz streaming out of Robert's cock-stretched hole, trickling down his hairy, bloated balls.
As Frank sat down on the floor, his fingers teasing Robert's cum-oozing asshole, Frank's develish mind was already at work. Maybe he could get his chubby buddy from the lodge, Stan, to get in on this.......he'd LOVE to get his hands on Stan's big, plump butt...................or, maybe, just MAYBE, his hairy, macho, Italian pal, Marco.........Frank had seen Marco naked before when they swam nude at the lodge, and Frank had to try to hide his erection under his towel when he looked at Marco's fifty-something hairy body......the hairy chest and tufts of black hair under his arms.............the fat Italian sausage and hairy balls between his hairy legs, and that nice, round, firm, furry Italian ass.................................................................................................... THE END! Hope you guys enjoyed this latest installment of the Barone men's hot orgies!! Comments are always welcome!