Everybody Fucks Raymond

By moc.loa@75YENOHAMPILS

Published on May 23, 2003

Gay

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER:"Everybody Loves Raymond" and its characters are property of Worldwide Pants Inc., and HBO Independent Productions. This story is FICTION based on FICTIONAL characters, and DOES NOT imply anything of the sexualities of actors Ray Romano, Brad Garret, and Peter Boyle. So, once again, unzip, get comfortable, and enjoy some more male-bonding, Barone-style!!

After thier night of a totally unexpected orgy between them, Frank Barone, and his two middle-aged sons, Ray and Robert, woke late the next morning, a little sore, but all three men giving each other sly winks and playful swats on each other's butts. A message was waiting, actually two of them, on Frank and Marie's answering machine. The first was from a still annoyed Debra, who told Ray she had taken the kids up to her folks in Connenicut for the weekend; the second was from Marie, who informed a grinning Frank that she had decided to stay by her sister's for a few more days.

"Hey, looks like we'll be free of the broads for a few days," Frank chuckled. What say we have a little father-son weekend?" At that, Frank felt his old shaft begin to stiffen in his pants. Ray and Robert just looked at each other, big shit-eating grins on each other's faces. Robert stood up from the sofa, his deep voice booming. "OK, GUYS, " Robert boomed, "I'll be back in a couple of minutes.... have I got a treat for you!" With that, Robert disappeared into his bedroom. Then Ray heard Robert telling him to turn on the radio, which was set to a jazz station, and then sit beside Frank on the sofa. Ray felt his cock pounding in his jeans, and he reached over to grip the growing bulge behind his old man's fly.

"OK, BOYS, IT'S THE ROBERT BARONE BUMP AND GRIND SHOW FOR MEN ONLY!" Robert's bellowing voice rang out from his bedroom. Niether Frank or Ray were prepared for what happened next.

"HOLY CRAP!!!" Frank growled, as Ray's eyes nearly bugged out of his head, his cock pounding even harder in his worn jeans. Police leuitenent Robert Barone, all six-foot eight strapping inches of hairy, broad-shouldered stud-cop, was naked except for his uniform cap, gloves, jockstrap, socks, and shiny black shoes. Frank and Ray nearly bugged out, thier eyes staring at the lube-stained pouch of Robert's bulging jock, which was barely large enough to hold back his massive, hairy bull-balls, and his 11 inch cock looked ready to rip the jock apart.

Gyrating his hairy, hulking body to his balding dad and his younger brother, Robert fondled his torso, his gloved hands carressing his long hairy legs, round, firm, hairy buns, and his bulging jock. He rubbed his sweaty, bulging jock right in Frank's face, and Frank muttered as he deeply inhaled Robert's musky-clean man-scent. Then Robert turned around, and did a slow, highly-erotic bump-and-grind, grinding his big, round, hairy buns into Ray's lean face. The sight of Robert's hairy glutes, perfectly framed by the white leg-bands of his jock , was too much for Ray. He just pulled Robert's furry buns apart, and buried his face between those hairy mounds of cop-ass, savoring the musky, sweaty, clean smell of his brother's hairy butt.

"GEEZEALOO, DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME," Frank snarled, and he got in front of the towering, hulking Robert, and started giving his son's manly, hairy body a hot tongue-bath. Robert lifted his muscular arm, allowing Frank's tongue to slither through the thick black hair in his sweaty pit. From there, Frank's tongue teased Robert's stiff, eraser-sized nipples, savoring the taste of his son's broad hairy chest....slowly working his way down to Robert's bulging, lube-stained jock pouch. Now Frank dropped to his knees, and his tongue lapped greedily at Robert's bulging jock, tasting the thick black tufts of hair that escaped the sweaty pouch. Robert groaned as Ray's tongue slithered and slurped away between his round, furry buns, torturing his sweet hole, sending shockwaves through his massive body.

Now Frank yanked down the pouch of Robert's jock, and his son's massive 11 inch cock swung out, his huge hairy balls dangling below. "MAN, THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO DO TO MY SARGE BACK IN KOREA!" Frank chuckled, as he started licking the clear lube from the angry head of Robert's cock. "AAAWWFUCK, DAD, YEAHHHHHHH, SUCK THAT BIG NIGHTSTICK!" Robert moaned, as his balding dad wrapped his lips around Robert's pounding shaft. Ray was still busy rimming out Robert's hairy, sweaty ass, but, by now, his cock was practically ripping out of his jeans.

"C'MON, GUYS, I GOT A PLAN, HERE'", Ray ordered in his familiar nasal voice. "ROBERT, GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND SUCK DAD OFF...I"LL TAKE CARE OF THINGS HERE IN THE END ZONE!"

A moment Later, Robert was on the rug on all fours, his Dad kneeling in front of him, his thick old dong jutting out of the fly of his pants, now bieng serviced by Robert's hot mouth. Frank's hands held onto Robert's head, his fingers running through his thick black hair. Frank closed his eyes and imagined he was a young soldier back in Korea, and his big hard cock was bieng serviced by his hunky, broad-shouldered sergeant.

After the previous night, Ray could not get enough of his older brother's meaty, hairy ass. He unzipped his fly, and pulled out his stiff, lube-slick prong. Robert growled deep in his bull-like throat as Ray's cock once again wedged itself deeper into his tight, hairy chute.

"AWWW, MAN,THIS IS SO FUCKIN' TIGHT, " Ray whined, as his cock slid deeper into his brother's hairy rump. And, with the leg-straps of the jock framing Robert's round, furry glutes, Robert's ass was BEGGING to be fucked!! Robert's free hand reached around, to rub his dad's ass through the seat of his pants. Frank moaned as his son's big hand rubbed and kneaded his sixty-something ass, while his hot mouth continued to service his pounding, Korean Vet cock.

Ray smacked Robert's hairy buns with each forward stroke, loving the way the jiggled and turned red from his firm hand. The harder Ray smacked and fucked Robert's hairy ass, the deeper Frank's cock slid into Robert's hot mouth. When Ray's hand started pumping on Robert's cock, Robert knew he couldn't hold back much longer. The teeth of Ray's open zipper were nipping at his hairy globes, but Robert loved the feeling, and Ray's cock was really battering his overworked prostate, and his tongue continued to torture his dad's fat senior shaft.

"HOLY CRAP!!", Frank moaned, as he fucked his hulking cop-son's hot mouth. "SWALLOW YOUR OLD MAN'S HOT LOAD, ROBERT.....YEAHHH, YOU BIG COP-SLUT....SWALLOW YOUR DADDY'S HOT JIZZ......OOOOHHFFUCKK!!"

Robert roughly fondled his dad's ass as Frank's cock exploded in Robert's hot, cock-filled mouth. Geyers of hot Korean Vet spunk sprayed out of Frank's old cock, flooding his oldest son's mouth with thick, hot cum.

As Frank pulled out his sticky, spent shaft from Robert's cum-loaded mouth to wipe it against his handsome, beefy kisser, Robert felt his brother's pumping hand bring him to the brink. His big hairy balls were about to boil over.

"AAAWWWWWJESUSSSSSSSSSSSAAAWWWFFUUCCKKYYEESSS!!!" Robert growled, as his huge horsecock began spraying jets of thick, steaming cop-jizz all over Frank's pants leg, the carpet, and Ray's fist. As he orgasmed, his tight, hairy chute flexed and grabbed Ray's plowing cock, driving him nuts. YOU BIG HAIRY MOTHERFUCKIN' COP," Ray snarled "TAKE MY FUCKIN" LOAD, BIG BROTHER!! AAAUUGHHUGHHHHHHHH!!!" Ray held onto his brother's hairy gut as his boiling nuts exploded, his throbbing shaft spitting out gobs of spunk deep between his brother's quivering, furry ass-mounds. Finally, his balls on empty, Ray collapsed on Robert's broad, sweaty back. Frank got up and staggered to his chair, stuffing his deflating cock back into his cum-stained pants.

"HOLY CRAP!! THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN LAST NIGHT!! I'M GLAD I RAISED YOU BOYS RIGHT!" Frank chuckled.

As soon as Ray pulled his cum-slick cock from Robert's battered ass, he stood up, zipping up his pants. He sank back on the plastic-covered sofa, and he watched as Robert went over to Frank and thrust his hairy, cum-dripping ass into his dad's sweaty face. Frank's hands latched onto Robert's hairy, thick thighs as he started lapping Ray's hot load as it trickled out of Robert's furry ass.

"FUCK," Ray hissed, automatically beginning to rub his crotch again. At that moment the phone rang. After a few rings the answering machine kicked in. After the beep, Marie's familiar voice was heard. "I hope you boys are behaving yourselves," At that, the three sexually-satisfied Barone men had to laugh.

THE END Hope you guys enjoyed part two of the Barone men's orgy! Comments and suggestions are welcome!

Next: Chapter 3


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