Disclaimer: This story is entirely a work of fiction and implies nothing about the true sexuality / personal lives of the Neighbours actors featured in it. Their respective characters are property of the Channel 11 Australia and Freemantle Media.
The old 80's song tries to tell us heaven is a place on earth; where love comes first. That may be true in some cases. But in the real, original heaven, it's lust that comes first...
Even in the afterlife, Josh Willis remained the pinnacle of heat. As he walked through a wonderland of fluffy clouds, blue skies and rays of sunshine, he felt a warm breeze pass him by. He turned around. Suddenly there was Stingray Timmins. They'd never met, and didn't know who each other was. But as they crossed paths they felt a connection; like they'd been at the same place at some point in time, but not the same time. That place was Ramsay St.
Josh and Stingray admired each other; neither tired of the hot-bodied, hunky-muscled guys of all ages that occupied their realm...that like them wore uniform white boxers - a sexy update of the ancient Roman toga. In God's world, boys were like apples: tempting and there for the taking. Except in the modern skies, greedily helping one's self didn't result in consequence. As a place of pleasure, heaven allowed its inhabitants greater freedom to fuck the studs of their choosing. Everyone could have anyone they wanted without question.
In another life, cruising wasn't all that different to Erinsborough; the guys bypassing the introductions and small talk as they cut to the chase: communicating their liking of each other through touch: hot hands against ripped physiques - exploring hallmarks of strength...proud badges of braun in the form of rock hard 9" cocks... and joined lecherous lips making a searing kiss...
As the guys opened their eyes, they suddenly found themselves transported to an ornate gold chamber, Josh was naked and shackled to a sumptuous bed, while Stingray conjured up the soft white feather of an angel, as if by magic. Josh breathed heavily, not quite moaning as Stingray lightly ran the feather down the centre of his sexy, sun kissed torso, awakening his senses. Stingray continued to glide the feather over Josh's tall, upright post; causing the big veiny triumphant bastard [lol, thanks for that one Urban Dictionary] to twitch in excitement. As Josh began to ache in horny anticipation, Stingray satisfyingly ended the suspense; his hot mouth engulfing Josh's delicious donga.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Josh moaned; his gratification echoing through the hallowed space and only getting louder the longer Stingray sucked him. Only they could hear the salacious sounds of sexual contentment.
Stingray's cock sucking abilities were as striking as his mesmerising blue eyes; and in what seemed like no time Josh was jizzing down his throat. "Mmmmmmm...ahhhhhh..." Stingray exhaled as he licked his lips; the lingering aftertaste of Josh's ooze-fest like sperm dancing on his tongue.
With Josh under his control, Stingray used his hunky body further. After kissing his way up Josh's smooth, muscled slate and ending in joined lips, Stingray returned south. Continuing past the cock he'd just milked...over Josh's round fruit-like balls...and stopping at his ass hole. There, Stingray's tongue circled the round entry to Josh's inner heat; teasing it...probing it...getting it ready for a ramming...
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." The guys moaned as Josh took what felt like a punch to the ass as he became packed with 9 hard inches of Timmins meatloaf.
Inserted inside Josh, Stingray wasted no time gaining momentum. In the land of the living he was often overzealous; a medical trait that had advantages in the bedroom. Like his high-strung mind, Stingray's cock was insuppressible, leading to his hyperactive hammering of Josh. His excitability, especially erotic excitability, made Josh excited. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...FUCK YEAH...POUND MEEEEEEEEEEEE...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...DON'T STOP..." Josh panted; keeping up as Stingray created hot anal atrocity. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I'LL FUCKING POUND YOU FROM HERE TO ETERNITY YOU HOT SPIGGIN' HUFTER...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." Singray moaned in response. Josh didn't know what a "spiggin' hufter" was and he didn't care as long as Stingray kept delivering. Stingray's spirit hadn't changed with death; the unique catchphrase he was known for still a part of his vocabulary.
"OHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I'M GONNA CUM....OHHHHHH FUCK...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Stingray screamed as he uncontrollably let loose; his ropes of hot, fiery cum whipping Josh's insides as they escaped.
"That was fucking amazing." Josh heaved breathlessly as Stingray collapsed on top of him. They were both so breathless as they kissed they were practically giving each other CPR; sharing hot air as they swapped spit.
Feeling revived, Josh clicked his fingers. The next thing, the guys found themselves in a tropical paradise, like the next stage of a blissful dream sequence. With a wave of his hand, rope appeared; coiling itself around Stingray's wrists, then two palm trees as the dark-haired sex bomb became reciprocally bound. Stingray was right under a waterfall; cool, refreshing water cascading down his exquisitely developed muscles. He was a wet, sexy vision.
Josh kissed his divine captive before kneeling in the shallow, gently streaming river and basically faceplanted himself into Stingray's nether regions; his open mouth catching Stingray's cock.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah..." Stingray moaned as he thrust his trusty thing; matching Josh's suck's. The only thing hotter than his plaything was it playing with him in return. Josh's worthy mouth was casting the most scintillating spell over him as he savoured every second of the fantastic fellatio. But his hard, throbbing cock couldn't cherish the moment forever, and before long his giant jet stream of jizz came fountaining out his fucker.
After Josh swallowed up the semen smoothie, another wave of his hand took them to a high cliff ledge where Stingray found himself being the cliffhanger; a heart-pumping moment better than any TV series finale. His body was leant backwards as he hung almost upside down over the edge; his only support Josh's strong hands as they gripped his thighs. But he was immortal now; there was no falling and no death, just daredevil exhilaration. All Stingray could see was the crashing waves below as he felt the powerful slams of Josh's tool up his ass.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HAHAHAHAHAHA...FUCK......." The guys laughed and moaned; feeling sexually thrilled. Their vocal expressions carried out to sea like the blaring of a ship's foghorn. But they truly didn't have a care in the world.
It was a ferocious finale as Josh ignited Stingray with a potent outbreak of gooey passion; his body vibrating as he went through his most intense orgasm yet. He then pulled Stingray back to safety. As they laid there kissing on dry land, an ice cube materialised in Stingray's hand as he swirled it over Josh's hot, spent body; cooling him down after that electrifying fuck.
After just making out again for hours, Josh pulled Stingray to his feet. Just as they had done when they first met, they stared into each other's sexy eyes. Smiles appeared on their handsome faces; making a look that could communicate 1000 words. But for now, the foremost one was farewell. A white light appeared as they both literally faded away, hoping to cross paths again soon...