My story is about a submissive man that thrives on abuse. Degradation, humiliation, shame and pain best describe his passion. I am also a submissive and with the bit in my mouth attached to the leach around my Master's wrist I want to feel the sting of his whip and wetness of his spittle as he keeps me crawling around a circle on all fours in humiliated pleasure. Only if you desire to grovel at another person's feet will you find pleasure in my story. If not, look elsewhere for you will be repelled and not hardened by my story.
I dedicate my story to my friends Jerry and Alan who have demonstrated by their minds and actions their willingness serve at the altar of the cock and ass. They live in that wickedly wonderful world of the submissive where epitaphs like pervert, queer, sicko, cum slut, ass wipe and piss drinker are names not just to be called but represent those acts of degradation that they gladly perform and crave in order to be dominated by their Master. May they never satisfy their need for abuse so that they will never cease to sexually serve the world.
Please email me with your experiences, thoughts and ideas and I promise to rise up to the occasion and respond hard and tall. Grandfathers over 65 years are always a special treat.
My Wife And Father Made Me a Submissive
My name is Dan and I am a queer but I love cunt as well. Besides being a cock sucker and muff diver I am a cum slut, ass wipe, piss drinker and a cuckold just to mention a few. You may ask yourself is this guy queer or bisexual or what and I would tell you that I am a submissive. I am like a pig in shit when dominated, humiliated and abused and I will lick and eat any cock, pussy or ass that gets me there. I love to be degraded, the more vile the better.
I grew up on a farm in an all male sexually charged household with my Dad and four brothers. I am the youngest and Dad likes to say that I hardly came out of my Mother's cunt before she up and left with some guy she met. I am also the resident queer with an open mouth and wide spread ass for any and all of my male family members. They say I am their bitch. I don't give a fuck what they call me as long as they keep me full of cock and cum.
When I was about nine years old, I discovered a cache of fuck books hidden in the main barn. I remember them vividly. They were seven pages long and consisted of cartoons and sketches. I remember when I first discovered them my hands were shaking so hard I had to put the books down on a bale of hay to see the pictures. I had never seen anything so exciting in my life. I wasn't sure who's books they were but I knew that I would catch holy hell if I got caught looking at them. In the beginning I would wait hours trying to make sure the coast was clear and then I would run in take a look at them for a few minutes and then run out so I didn't get caught. Those books were like a fever to me I would just have finished running into the barn for a quick peek and I was out scouting to see if the coast was clear for another look. That is when I learned that my cock controlled me and not the other way around. Those books were making me crazy. Soon I began to take my clothes off when I looked at them and then there was no pretense left. I wanted to cum over and over again looking at those filthy fuck books.
I don't know if my brother, Frank, knew that someone was looking at his stash of fuck books because some of the pages got creased or because I did not put them back exactly as he had left them but I discovered later that he was watching the barn to find out who was looking at them. One day I was naked in the barn fucking my hand as I looked at his dirty books and in walked Frank. When he found me he beat the shit out of me. The bastard was 15 years old and so much bigger than me that I never stood a chance. He said it would be a lot worse if he ever caught me looking at his books again. Instead of just being quiet I told him I would tell Dad that he was keeping dirty books in the barn. That's when he dropped the books and started to come for me so I started to cry and begged him not to beat me up again. I told him I would never tell a living soul about those books as long as I live.
My fear didn't even keep me away from the books a week before I started scouting the barn for another look. Frank was always going in the barn and lots of time he brought his friend Larry along. I just had to know what they were doing so once when they went in I looked through a separation in the boards of the wall and saw them both with their clothes off jacking themselves off. I shared a bedroom with Frank. That very night when I had seen them in the barn we had turned off the light to go to sleep and I started thinking about Frank and Larry playing with their hard dicks when inside this pitch black bedroom I heard my brother say out loud in an angry voice "You were fucking looking weren't you. I saw your movement from the sun shining through the crack in those boards." He didn't say anything else and I don't think that I slept all night not knowing what he might say or do next.
A couple of days later Frank and Larry were going into the barn and they saw me looking. Larry said something to my brother and then waved for me to come over there. When I got there Larry said "If you're that interested in watching, do you want to come in and jack off with us." I looked at my brother and he said "Come on in if you want to." If I thought, it was fun to look at those books and play with my dick when I was alone, it was so exciting to be naked and playing with my dick with Frank and Larry naked and playing with theirs that I could hardly breathe. They laughed at me cause my cock was so hard I could hardly get my hand between it and my belly. God I loved to look at both of them with their big manly 15 year old cocks. They had lots of hair just above there cock and their balls were hairy too. The best part was when they came some white sort of cream would squirt from their cocks. When I came there was at most one or two drops of a clear liquid. I liked to look at both their cocks when we jacked off but I liked Larry's most of all. It was kinda fat and he had this really big cock head. I tried not to let Larry catch me staring at his cock but when you look at something you really like it's easy to forget about getting caught and then you just can't help but look. Larry said "You like to look at my cock, Danny, don't you." Both he and my brother started to laugh. Then my brother asked me "Would you like to have one like that?" I nodded my head and just continued to stare at Larry's dick. I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Frank said 'Why don't you go over and touch it. Larry will let you. I've touched it and it feels really good." Almost trance like I walked over to Larry and sat down next to him. I put out my finger and gently touched it. Larry said "No, take hold of it with your hand, use both hands just like you do when you jack off." I liked how hard his cock felt as the skin slipped up and down. I told Larry that his cock was really hard and he said to me "But the head of my cock is nice and soft. Put your lips on it and give it a little kiss, you will see." Frank said "Yeah Danny give his old cock a nice lick." I did want to kiss it and rather tentatively leaned my head forward and put only the head of his cock next to my lips so I got a feel and taste of that big cock head when one of them pushed my head down on his cock and it slid in my mouth. I knew right then I wanted to suck his cock but not just his cock, a lot of different cocks. Frank laughed and said "My brother is a fucking cock sucker." Larry laughed and said "Yeah, he will be our own private queer." I spent a couple of hours sucking one and then the other one, back and forth, as they picked up my head and slid it on one dick only to repeat the process when they shifted me to the other dick. Frank was the first one to cum in my mouth. I didn't expect it at all and combined with the fact that he used his hand to shove my head as far down on his cock as he could, I really chocked. They laughed and said "Don't worry you will get a lot of practice swallowing cum." He was right they each came twice that day and I did get better in figuring out when they would blow and how to position their cock in my mouth and throat so I could swallow their cum. From that day on I was their whore, their faggot and they used me any way they wanted including sharing me with their friends. Since I shared a bedroom with Frank if he wanted a blow job in the middle of the night he would throw back my covers, give me a swat on my ass and I knew I was supposed to follow him to his bed so he could be comfortable as I sucked him off and he didn't have to get up and walk to his own bed after. I would do him and lick him clean.
Frank couldn't keep his big fucking mouth shut and soon all my brothers as well as my Dad knew there was a cock sucker in the family. I was glad I did not have to hide my love of cock anymore and it meant that I got a lot more cock. At first my Dad enjoyed sharing me with my brothers. It was great to sit in the living room in the evening as we watched TV and I serviced who ever called me over. After a while my Dad didn't like sharing me with his other sons. Once I started sleeping in his bedroom and he began fucking me regularly my mouth and ass were off limits to everyone in the household. I didn't like that so I would try to sneak and have sex with one of my brothers but if my father found out all hell would break loose and neither one of us would enjoy sitting for the next week. Although I wanted a lot of different dick, I was crazy about my father's cock. I never got tired of sucking him and if he wanted to plow my ass I would fuck him non stop for a week straight. As I grew up, I learned about sex and relationships through my father.
I joined the military service when I was 17 years old and got out when I was 20 years old. I was stationed in Japan and Okinawa the entire time. As soon as I got back I began seeing the girl I was dating before I left. I remember that I was so in love with her before I left that I brought her home to meet Dad and asked him to watch out for her. It was my future wife, Connie. She was and still is a real beauty with a great figure and nice firm well-developed breasts. I did not have much sexual experience with a woman but nevertheless had a strong sexual attraction.
I fucked around some or should I say was fucked a few times while I was in the service but no where near enough to satisfy my strong sex drive. Connie was only 15 years old when I got back from the service and she did not want to go too far sexually with me in the beginning. I could sometimes get my hand in her panties and finger fuck her but that was about it. Although we were not fucking or sucking each other physically, we sure fucked and sucked each other with our words. We could go out on a date and spend the night talking about sex that got us so wet we had to drive around for an hour before I could take her home to let her pussy juice dry from her dress and the cum on my pants do the same. She had the greatest hands all she had to do rub the outside of my pants after we had been having a couple hours of talk fuck and I would start to shoot. I guess it was because we talked so long and I got very worked up but Jesus I would come a lot. I never wore the same pair of pants twice if we had a date.
During one of these talk sessions she wanted to know if I had any attraction to men because she said that she had thought about being with a woman and the idea of me being with a man turned her on. What was I supposed to say? "Well sure I have either sucked or been fucked by my father and brothers since I was a young kid." I sort of froze I was so shocked and started to stutter saying several different things at the same time. She laughed and said to me "You might as well know now, I am not a virgin. In fact some people think I'm a whore." She told me "I fucked Johnny Nelson a few times while you were gone and Johnny told me that you had sucked him off several times." Johnny was a friend of my brother's and one of the guys my brother had brought over for me to suck a few times. She added "Forget about Johnny he is married and still trying to get back in my pants. I don't care, Dan. I like sex and want the two of us to do all kinds of sexy stuff. Why not! Sex is the best." Then she unzipped my fly and took my cock out, jacking it real slow. She could see that her jacking me off and telling me that she knew I was a cocksucker had made my cock drip with pre cum. She laughed and said "I not only heard about you from Johnny but from your Dad too. You weren't gone but a few days and your Dad came around saying that he wanted to take care of me like he promised. He sure took care of me. He was the first guy that ever fucked me. He told me that you were sort of like his mistress the way he would fuck you and have you suck him." She slipped off her panties, spread her legs wide and put my hand on her pussy. She was soaked in cunt juice. "Tell me how it felt to have your Daddy's cock in your mouth or have it slide up your ass. Tell me all about it I want to hear everything. Oh Dan, yes, rub some more right there with your fingers. God yes I think I'm going to cum I'm so hot."
That night she said we should take off all of our clothes as we played with each other but said she wanted to save our first fuck for a bed not some cramped car. My cock was oozing pre cum as we talked and stroked each other. I love to talk dirty but I even shocked myself telling her how much I like to take dick up my ass and down my throat. She was no fucking shrinking violet based upon what she said. She said that she loved getting double dicked with one cock up her ass and another one up her cunt. She said that she had her heart set on adding one more hole, her mouth, to that action. It was funny when we talked about my Dad since both of us had fucked him but each of us had different feelings on what we particularly liked about him. That is when she said to me "Jesus, it makes me so hot the thought of watching you suck cock. Please do it for me. I have to see you suck cock. Talk to your Daddy and see if he is game to let you suck him off in front of me. You must know how much he likes to do twisted things like that. I know he would. Ask him for your pussy girl."
I said that I would but told her we needed to talk about one other thing that was really important to me sexually more than pussy, cock or ass. I tried to explain my need to be submissive, to be degraded, shamed and humiliated. She didn't really get it at first thinking that I just wanted to be called names when we were having sex but the more we talked about it the more she understood I really wanted to be treated like I was nothing, just something disgusting. Then she slapped me hard and said "You slimy piece of fucking shit, you queer, you pervert, you disgust me the way you let your whole family use you like a common slut." How delicious those words were to hear, my future wife had just made me a happy man, it was my first caress with the whip of her tongue on my filthy skin, I will never forget those first words of understanding that she spit out at me. My cock was so hard it hurt and it made me not just seep cum but release little squirts of it. When I dropped her off she said "Talk to your Dad I'm so fucking hot I know that I won't be able to stop fingering myself until we get together with him."
When I got home Dad was sitting in the living room watching TV. I sat next to him and said "I need to talk to you Daddy." He said "What the fuck now, what do you want?" I said "To bring Connie over for a visit." I replied. "Why are you asking me, you know that you can?" he said in a puzzled tone. "She told me about the two of you fucking Daddy , she said you even told her about you fucking me and me sucking you off. It turns her on and she wants to watch me suck your cock. I would like to marry Connie, Daddy, and I'll do anything that she wants just like the way I've always done anything you want me to do." He said "Then suck her clit, it's just a little cock anyway, show her with that." Then he added "You're going to have to ask much better than that if you want her to watch you swing on my dick, boy. Now what does my little baby sissy boy have to say about that. Or maybe you don't think that you are a sissy boy any more. Or do I have to get out your bra, panties and lipstick and show you again how much of a fucking sissy you really are."
He started calling me a sissy boy and made me wear girl's stuff when I was about 11 or 12 years old and my Daddy decided only he could have sex with me not my brothers or any of their friends. I think that I brought out something that was always in my Daddy but until he had started messing with me he did not realize how much he liked to dominate and humiliate another person and bring them under his control. The fact that I was submissive and enjoyed being dominated by him only made his desires stronger. When I began to be exclusively his I was a defiant, smart-assed little boy. I had a quick tongue and could come back with some real zingers. He knew I had to be broken for him to have the type of obedience he demanded and he believed correctly that I needed to be broken because only then would I discover who I was and what my place was in life.
When you grow up in an all male household, masculinity is very important and the worst thing that could happen to you would be to be called a sissy, a sissy-boy. Daddy knew that and decided to use it to break me. I think that if he tried to break me by sheer physical force he never would have succeeded but he used my powerful desire for sex instead. We would go into his bedroom and he would work on me for hours at a time. Letting me touch him and him in turn touch me but never allowing me to cum. I couldn't stand it, so sometimes I would manage to get my hand around my cock for a few quick strokes and I would cum, so he started to tie me down. He never put a bra, panties or lipstick on me he would just talk about wanting to put them on me and then he told me that he would let me cum if I wore that stuff. I would squirm and protest my refusal. Finally if you want to cum bad enough you will do anything no matter how disgusting, no matter how dangerous. After a while I would get hard if he even reached for that drawer where he kept my girly things. It did release something in me, not only my feminine side but most of all my slutty side. He would put that stuff on me and I became the cheapest most willing slut you could find. Once you begin stuff like that it just progresses and we both needed things that were more and more extreme to get us off. Another favorite was pain, him giving and me receiving.
I knew that pain would settle Daddy down so I ran to the bedroom and brought back his thick razor strap and said to him "No, you're right, I am a sissy boy and as always you know what is best. I should be whipped until my ass is raw fucking meat for being the fool that I am. Whatever you say goes." "That's better. I thought for a moment that you had lost your head going to service and all this talk of marriage. Sure she can come." he replied.
"Now start to practice by sucking my dick you sissy boy." he said to me as he took out his cock and pointed the head at me. I fell on my knees before him slipping my tongue around the head of his cock as he had taught me. He was an Alpha male and I could only lick his head but not his shaft unless he decided to fuck my mouth, but usually after a few minutes he rammed it down my throat.
After we were done and I properly licked his cock clean I said to him "I told Connie about my special likes Daddy, the ones you taught me. Since she fucked you she has fucked several other guys so I hope that she will want to have men over after we marry. I'd like to watch them fuck her, if she will let me, and I maybe I could touch myself or they could use me in some way. She seems to accept and understand about my needs so I hope when she visits you can show her rather than me tell her what I am really like." He looked at me and then down on his feet signaling me that he would allow me to kiss his feet. I love my Daddy he makes me feel so warm and cared for. He knows how I crave and need to be treated.
I am a sissy boy but don't try to fucking mess with me because I am also a bruiser, 6'2", 250 pounds, all muscle except for a small round beer belly. I work construction now and no man would dare call me a sissy or cocksucker unless I wanted them to.
I invited Connie to come over the following evening. Dad answered the door and after she entered he began to kiss her as he brushed the outside of her dress trying to get at her pussy and said to me "Here is your virgin bride, asshole, get up off your ass to welcome her." She said "I'm not here to be greeted I'm here to watch my future hubby suck his Daddy's dick. You must tell me James how long has the baby been nursing on your teat of a cock. Incidentally, may I call you Daddy since we will probably be one happy fucking family and I do emphasize the word fucking rather than family." Dad smiled and said "Call me whatever the fuck you want because you will be screaming it out in not too long once I give your little box another taste of my cock." Now it was her turn to smile when she said "Just when did you find out your son was a pervert, a queer, a cocksucker. He told her "When he was 9 years old, he was sucking off his brothers and their friends and that's when I took him under my wing so to speak and showed him that he has another hole too, his pussy."
He said to her "I need to show you a trick that my little doggie of a son can do. But come to think of it he is more of a piggie than a doggie." Then he turned to me and said "Come here you big fucking piggie, come to your MasterDaddy and show your girlfriend how you obey me and my orders." "Now open that fucking maw of yours, piggie." he told me. "Oh Dad please" I begged him " Not first thing." "Shut up and open up." he said to me. He took a long time and made so much noise as he coughed up the phlegm from his throat and spit it on my face. It was really disgusting, a lot of spit which was okay but globules of green stuff that was really slimy. He said to Connie "We also think of him as our human toilet." as he used the edge of his fin ger to slide that stuff in my mouth. It was so slimy and disgusting that I felt like a real piggie. My Daddy started to laugh and said to Connie "Look at the fucking hard on he is throwing, it is like he found his pig sty on earth."
"Watch this" he said to Connie as he got the nub of my nipple and twisted it with all his strength. I cried out and he said to her "Don't let him kid you. His nipples are connected directly to his cock. Twist them good and hard and he will follow you and do whatever you say. I remember the first time I found his magic nipples. Larry, a friend of my son, Frank, brought over his young brother. Evidentially Larry had been putting the dick to this young boy from the time he started kindergarten and wondered if we wanted a piece of his ass before it was so stretched out that you would hardly be able to feel his hole. All four of my sons plus my piggie here fucked him. I liked to be on the end of a fuck train because there is something really nasty about sliding your cock in a hole just full of dick cream. The boy wasn't working my cock with his ass muscles the way I like it so I started twisting his tits and he went fucking crazy the way his ass locked on and massaged my cock. I had a nice long deep cum but was trying to think of something that I could add to it, the cherry on top of the dessert or some such fucking shit like that. So I pissed in him and when my piss mixed with all those loads of cum up his ass it started to come out and slide down his little legs so I told him to hold his ass shut. That is when I found my piggie son's magic nipples. I went over to him and grabbed each of his nipples and just kept on twisting them. They turned a red purple color as did his cock and I knew that I was in business. 'Aren't you thirsty piggie' I said to him. 'Get on down there piggie we got your trough ready for dinner.' Down he went and locked his mouth on that boy's asshole as he sucked out that piss and cum. It was a sight to behold. I remember near the end the kid was bearing down on his mouth like he was about to take a shit." He turned to me and said "Did you get a couple of turds that time piggie." and then turned back to Connie and said "It is handy to know, you never know when you might have to go and there isn't a toilet near by."
Connie had been fingering her cunt inside her underpants as Daddy was talking. She pulled up her dress and slid down those skimpy little panties and her fingers, slit and pubic hair glistened with pussy juice. She said to him "You sure do have a way with words. Yeah, that sure is good to know, I appreciate you telling me that and thank you for getting my kitty to purr like you have." " He has been showing me his little wee wee Daddy and I know that you have taught him well with the tip of your dick but I thought that you might start today by rubbing your dick on his face so he can feel, taste and smell what a real man is like again. They say little boys must learn from their Daddies, you know." I knew then and there Connie would have the real cock in my marriage. I didn't mind, I'll do what she wants and suck her dick or whatever else she wants sucked anytime.
Both Connie and my Daddy stripped but I was told that my wee wee was too disgusting for them to look at it so they wanted me fully dressed. My Daddy has a nice big thick cock and when he gets really excited like he was right now, it gets a little purple. My Daddy grabbed a red silk handkerchief and holding it by two fingers on each hand he let it flutter over his cock. "You see that big oaf, Connie, he is like a bull in a china shop. All I have to do is waive this little red flag and he will come charging for my cock. She giggled and said "Do you suppose that is why people say he is a cock sucker." They both thought that was terribly funny. She asked "Do you think that we might get to the cock sucking now Daddy my pussy might drown pretty soon in all this nice juice." "In just a second" he said to her. "We have this ritual after I take my crap, I always clean off the major crud but like my piggie to do the finishing job. Sort of the difference between cleaning and polishing fine silver." "Come on piggie polish my ass." he said to me. At this point I didn't care about anything anymore I was going to enjoy myself. This was a once in a lifetime occurrence to perform in front of both Connie and Daddy at the same time and show them how disgusting and perverted I could be. Daddy grabbed his knees and pulled them to his chest so that his brown hole was open and available to be me. I said to him "Thank you MasterDaddy I would love to clean and polish your ass." I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go and made it into a point so that Connie would be able to see it poking at my Daddy's hole. Then I thought enough show and tell I'm hungry for some ass and went at his hole. Daddy always says that I really know how to suck ass but I couldn't have been more proud when I heard him say "That's it my pig boy, good job, just slop on a little more spit." Then after I had been eating his ass for a while and loosened his hole enough to get my tongue inside he said "You're the best piggie, get you tongue in their as deep as you can, I love when you eat my ass."
After a while he had enough of getting his ass eaten and just turned over. There was his cock with all of its pre cum glory as it glistened with his juice. I leaned forward to take him in my mouth and he gave me a nasty back hand and said "Never start eating until your Daddy says that you can, pig boy." He began rubbing his cock all over my face as he said to Connie "I just hope your ready to take over his training. His cock sucking still needs lots of work." It made me so hot when he talked about me as if I were some animal and it must have excited him as well because his cock gave a little squirt of pre cum. Then he added to Connie "I'll explain as he works my dick so you know." That was my signal and I engulfed his cock with my mouth. What bullshit, I need no training in cock sucking. I have been sucking dick regularly for 11 years and in order not to shock you I wont even tell you how many different cocks shot their seed in my mouth over the years. I was working Daddy just how he likes it sliding slowly up and down his cock as I turned my head slightly and never stopped working it with my tongue, mouth and throat. So when I heard Daddy say to Connie "For instance just now he is being a lazy cock sucker." That was just not true because many men have told me that they had never met another man who sucked cock with such dedication. "Stop boy" he said to me and get my razor belt. As I got up to get it he said to Connie "Perhaps a few good lashes with my belt will give him the proper motivation." I brought back Daddy's strap with my teeth. He prefers it that way since he says animals have no hands.
He handed the belt to Connie and told me "Get back to work." I was working his cock even harder when he said "No, no. Connie he is still being a lazy fuck, smack him on the ass a few times with the belt." She did and even I had to admit there was no pleasure in those smacks, I could hardly feel them. Daddy pulled my head off his cock and as he was getting up and said "Here let me show you." He didn't even gradually build up the strength of his hits but went full force from the beginning. He knew I would not cry out but he knew that he could achieve gasps and moans of true pain from me. "See" he said to her "The welts are already starting to rise. You can finish him up now. He doesn't need to be hit that hard when his ass has already been prepared." I knelt and started to suck Daddy's cock again. He was right her hits although no where near as hard as his brought me real pain. I turned to my side and saw her body glistening in sweat and the sway of her breast as she laid into my ass and I could not stop myself and began to cum in my pants.
After he pulled my head off his dick, Connie said to him "I need you in my pussy Daddy show this cock sucking boy how to fuck a woman. I want a man." There was my Daddy's lily-white ass going up and down between my girlfriend's widely spread legs. Then she told me how much she loved his cock, how good it was to at last have a man back between her legs and how much more she felt like a woman as a result. I wanted to scream out and say ram your dick into my girlfriend Daddy and let her feel your big fucking cock. My wee wee can never satisfy her like your cock meat can. And then to her I wanted to say spread your legs as wide as they will go my future bitch cunt of a wife and let him into the deepest part of your pussy and passion. Just let me watch, that is what I need. I beg you to let me watch the two of you fuck. I went next to them as they were fucking to be as close to them as possible. I unzipped my pants and partially pushed them down to touch myself. I needed to release my load, my cock was screaming for it. Daddy noticed me and saw what I was doing and grabbed be between the legs and squeezed my balls as hard as he could. Everything went white for a minute and but my hard on never waned. "Let him." Connie said to Daddy "That is all he is good for, he is my cuckold." I felt like a small boy again as I rapidly stroked my cock and found that release.
At some point Daddy turned to rest on his back and his cock slid out of my girl. When I saw my Daddy's cock and my girlfriend's hairy slit both slick with cum and pussy juice, I knew that for me nothing could ever be more sexually exciting or more perverted. There was my father, who had been using me for years as his cum bucket, lying next to my girl that he had just finished fucking with his cum smeared all over her pussy hair. As if they had planned it in advance, they began laughing at me in unison. Yes, I wanted to lick them clean but dared not try unless invited. My girl looked at me and said to Daddy "Maybe he is a doggie after all." He gave out a bit of a smirk and said "You may be right, a lap doggie" and then turned to me and gave me my Master's command "Here boy, here boy, come and eat."