First off I'd like to thank everyone that e-mails me. It keeps me writing. I know I haven't been writing back but I've been having mail problems... not to mention male problems... hehehe... and been pretty busy overall... and Jordan doesn't let me write you guys cuz I have to stay busy writing this story... I'll try to get to all of you guys though when I get a chance. But this chapter is like from a totally new perspective and it'll only be a one time deal... just to add a different feel to the story I guess. If it even does that though... But I had fun writing it. Hope you like it.
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Dirty Mind Games: Interlude... If Only Through Monkey's Eyes ===============================================================================
I fucking can't believe this fucking bullshit! Just cuz I'm the one always picking on them Lance and Chris have to blame this shit on me. And then to ditch me like that at the fucking mall. The nerve of those two. I swear I'm gonna kick some ass when they get back. Leaving me in a mob of twelve year olds after blowing my cover just so they could get away. That was soooooo not funny and sooooo not cool.
Cool. I think I can get into the hotel without getting caught. I'm so glad that those girls didn't tear me apart. But oh man. I am so gonna kick their asses when they get back.
Man, now I'm gonna have to hang out with the lovebirds. Great, just great. Fucking absolutely great. They could at least tell us that they were dating and doing... eeeeeeeeeew... I don't even want to be thinking of what they could be doing. Especially after last night. Oh god that was soooo gross, hearing them doing... doing THAT... ugh... shudder at the thought. It's cool and all but they could've been a little more quiet. You know if they just came out and admitted it to all of us I'd probably let off... well for a while maybe... but its fun teasing them... but man... they really could have been a little more quiet last night... I didn't really need all those images of Justin doing... eeeeeeeeeew... stop thinking about it. They're practically your brothers! And to think that they're... eeeeeeeew... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!
Damn elevator... just get me back to my floor. No security? Hmmmm... duh.. they're all out with Lance and Chris... or on the bus out back. And I can't believe they let Lance and Chris get away with that shit at the mall. OH MY GOD I'm gonna kick their asses! And security was freaking laughing as I got mobbed damn it! What the fuck do we pay those guys for anyways.
Naw... don't wanna hang out with the lovebirds. I'll just hang out in mine and Lance's room. Maybe watch some TV... take a little nap... well... yeah. Nap sounds really good. Just as long as I don't have to wake up to those two... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew... I hope not... hopefully JC's still sore from.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew... but then Justin could always.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew groooooooooooooooss... I so don't need to fall asleep with those kinds of images in my head.
"DON'T FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT WITH ME!!!!!"
"What the fuck????" Huh? Must have fallen asleep. What time is it? That was JC's voice. Wasn't it? It was. He sounded pissed off. Well at least I'm not waking up to them.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...
Damn... can't hear what they're saying. Sounds like they're arguing though. Fuck. I cannot believe I'm pressing my ear to the wall like a fucking idiot. I bet if Chris and Lance were to walk in right now they'd think I was trying to listen to them do the nasty.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!" Oooooooooops... did I say that loud????? Oh cool... they didn't notice... Fucking assholes... I'm surrounded by fucking assholes. This whole time I thought that they were really together and now I find out they were just fucking joking. ASSHOLES!!!!! OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KICK SOME MAJOR ASS!!!!!!
Man... So JC doesn't want to play around anymore? He would be the one with the conscience about this whole thing. I think thats what he said though. Leave it to JC... fucking softy. But Justin sounds all hurt. Kinda sounds like he's crying. Can't hear them too good though. Wish they'd talk louder. Fuck! I wanna know what they're saying. Maybe I should see if Justin's okay. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!! They had me thinking that they were actually in a relationship and shit. Chris and Lance are gonna shit when they find this out. I was so nervous around them, especially after hearing them last night. They fucking staged the whole thing I bet. They wouldn't actually... eeeeeeeeeeew... assholes.
Man... he sounds pretty bad. He's still crying too. It's been awhile too. Maybe I should check on him. Naw... I'm still pissed off. First them... then Chris and Lance... then them again... naw... he can take care of himself.
Good. He probably cried himself to sleep. Big baby. I should've checked on him though. Oh well. Let him sleep. I wonder where JC ran off to though. He seemed pretty mad. Well if Justin had him lying to us and he got all conscience about it then yeah, he would leave pissed off.
I need to get out of here... been sitting here too long. Nothing on TV. Can't stand the radio here. Fuck security. Fuck Chris. Fuck Lance. Fuck Justin. Fuck JC. JC and Justin can fuck themselves... eeeeeeeeeew... no... nevermind that. I'm gonna do something even if it has to be by myself. And... oh shit... nevermind... back in the room. That's JC in the hallway. Did he see me. I think he saw me. Shit. Look at him nervously trying to open the door all in a hurry. He's probably gonna try and play another joke on me or something. Wait, no. He said no more playing around, right? Well... still don't want him to see me. Back in the room I go.
HA! See what I mean. 'Somebody help', whatever man. I'm not falling for no more of your shit asshole. Cry wolf all you want you asshole. And you can fuck yourself. I swear I'm gonna catch them and I'm gonna laugh when I catch them trying to be slick. And we'll see who the jokes on then.
And now they're giggling and shit. Gotta love those bastards. See, I know JC saw me. Whatever. I'm gonna tell Chris and Lance about this and they're gonna shit. But I swear I'm gonna catch those assholes. Fuck them.
Great, just great. And the two other assholes decide to join me. Well, I'm gonna tell them anyways. Ooooooooh... and I bet JC and Justin heard them cuz now they're all trying to do a repeat of last night... not this time buddies.
"Whats up Joe... so get any numbers from all those hot mommas we saw you with back at the mall." Yeah yeah... laugh all you want... hey Lance... you know what I got something for you... here you go... its a bird! Yeah.. yeah.. you too Chris... here's one for you... but I know something you don't know....
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew... don't tell me they're at it again. I thought JC was sore from this morning... or is it Justin's turn this time... eeeeeeeew grooooooooooooss... that is sooooooo gross." If you only knew Chris... If you only knew... well... I guess I'll tell your old ass...
"Shhhh..." huge fucking grin on my face...
"Oh GOD Justin..." moan moan moan all you want JC... yeah yeah... Look at the disgusted look on Chris and Lance's faces.
"Josh... I..." Yeah whatever Justin... you know you can't act that good... you actually had me going for a bit but... you're still a blond
"I can't believe they're... you know..." Lance, why surprised all of a sudden?
"Well you know what? Don't Lance. I heard them arguing earlier. This whole thing is a fucking sham. They wanted to get back at us for teasing them all the time and JC started getting a conscience and he screamed at Justin but I guess he got over it cuz they're doing it again. And you guys were about to fall into their little game again. Not me... fuck that." I know Lance has his keycards somewhere... where the fuck... I'm gonna catch those two assholes in the act. Where the fuck are they... where the fuck...
"Looking for this? Let's go." Thank you Lance! Allow me the honors. Thank you. Thank you. Ooooooh... and I knew they were gonna shit... They look just as pissed off as I was earlier.
Hmmmmmm... should we knock? Nope... if we wanna catch them in the act... I bet they're all laughing and giggly right now on the other side... well boys... this is definitely gonna wipe that smirk off of your faces.
"Justin... Justin... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." Hahahaha... you are too funny JC... Justin Justin... hahahha... pretty good...
Slide in keycard... kick door in and...
"Okay you guys... you fucking had us going last night and this morning but don't think that we're gonna fall for that shit... OH MY GOD!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE....OH MY GOD... YOU... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" ===============================================================================
So what'd you guys think? Hope you guys liked it. And when I send out the next actual chapters of DMG and TOSOTC don't worry... hopefully it'll be worth it for all of you that have been begging for a certain something to go on between J and JC. Cool beans? Cool. Well better start writing. questions, comments, flames, food, money, donations, JC and/or Justin can be sent to my e-mail at vocal76@hotmail.com... pEaCe aNd aDoBo gReAsE!!!!!