David and I worked together in a call center for a few years. He was an athletic Cuban guy just a little under six feet tall with short dark hair, a thin cropped beard, a smooth dark complexion and usually clad in tight jeans or sweat pants and a tank top or deep v-cut top.
At least a few times a day David walked by my cube and crop dusted me with his gas. I don't know if he knew how much it turned me on, but whether silent or deep, every one of his farts made me want to taste and smell that fine sexy ass of his even more. Sometimes I caught a whiff of his pits under a hint of aftershave. I wondered how often he skidded his underwear farting at my desk.
The office was almost empty today in anticipation of the holiday weekend, and the call queues were similarly empty. Whatever David had for lunch was really acting up and his gas was especially ripe. By the middle of the afternoon I was almost sure he had shit himself at least once.
"Fuck, you smell that?" he said with more than a hint of arrogance.
Today, I went out on a limb and said "Yeah, got any more in there?" It fucking stank, and all I could think about was burying my nose in his dirty shithole and inhaling every bit of his funk.
"You're nasty man. You're gonna find out soon enough though."
And soon enough, I did. David came by my desk again and left a sulfury cloud of stink in his wake. He laughed and seemed proud of himself. My dick started dripping thick wads of precum thinking about what his dirty butt would feel like. It was probably sweaty and coated with a dusting of shit. I wanted to run my tongue along its greasy, ripe crevices and taste the man whose stink kept my spank bank full at night.
This time, David went off to the bathroom and I followed him. He left the stall open so I went inside and shut the door just in time to be treated to a wet bassy fart and an almost pained moan from David as he sat on the toilet and pulled his jeans down. I was in pig heaven as his gas, ball funk and visibly skidded briefs hit my nose all at once.
"You really are a perv huh? Well you wanted it, get your face down there and smell my farts piggy!"
He didn't have to tell me twice. I got on my knees and put my nose between his muscular brown thighs, grabbing them for support as I inhaled the air between his balls and the toilet.
David moaned as I eagerly sniffed. "Please fart in my face. Let me taste your nasty gas man!"
I was rewarded with a noisy blast of foul air. It was warm and made my dick even harder as I inhaled every bit. Almost as if by instinct, I took his dick in my mouth. It was uncut, half hard and already soaking wet. I could taste his dirty hole and briefs on it as I went down deeper and deeper over his uncut head, my nose ending up in his pubes as I sniffed and moaned.
David let out another fart, and this one was definitely wet. The water splashed and pretty soon his hole stretched open wide as a monster turd slowly made its way out.
The smell was ripe and intense, made even worse by the next fart to slide out of his stretched hole, silenced only by a grunt as David forced his smelly shit out with my mouth halfway down his dick.
As I sniffed his balls again, David's shit splashed down, followed by another load of his hot gas. David stood up and turned around, leaving his ass off the front of the bowl and said "Clean it you nasty fuck, I know you rant to."
I went in nose first and savored his ripe greasy hole as my tongue explored his crack. My dick got uncontrollably hard as I licked and slurped, cleaning every inch of his dirty butt. David moaned, farting on my tongue as I hungrily ate him out. His gas and boy shit were better than poppers as I slurped that stinky butt out.
I spread his cheeks to get my tongue in deeper when I felt his hand grab my dick. I wasn't sure what to think, but it seemed like I wasn't the only one with a secret fantasy. He pushed out another fart, this time directly on my dick, and guided it into his wet, hungry hole.
I moaned as I felt my erection slide into him. It was tight and warm, and it became increasingly obvious he hadn't finished pooping as my dick slid into a firm, rough log not too far inside his sexy ass.
I grabbed his firm, narrow hips and rammed my dick home into that shitty, brown hole. He sucked in slightly, adjusting to having another man's tool inside him, and slid his ass down over my cock. After a few thrusts, I felt his hole vibrate and ooze as his gas and shit made its way down my throbbing manhood.
We fucked for what seemed like ages before he pushed me out with a wet, sloppy plop, got on his knees and took my hard painted cock into his mouth.
I ran my hands through his beard and pushed his face down as he sucked his own shit off my cock. My moaning intensified as he brought me closer and closer to the edge, furiously jerking off his own dick at the same time.
He swallowed my load expertly, as his own load spurted across his thighs and chest with a grunt. I leaned forward and began licking it up as his unflushed turds filled my nose with their stink.
It was over as soon as it began. David flushed and pulled his pants up and walked out as I was still catching my breath, wiping the rest of the cum and shit from my dick before returning to my desk to finish out the holiday shift.