Cum Hair Gel Recipe
I've always had a sensitive scalp, and oily hair, so it's been hard to find something to help hold my hair in place without causing things to get too oily or have my scalp irritated. Finally, I've found the solution, which works well, and is fun to create, too!
You'll need to find some clear aloe gel. Cum works well at holding hair (as anyone who has ever had it dry in their pubic hair will tell you) but it isn't stable for very long. The aloe makes it quite stable.
Here's the way I do it:
First, I need to "harvest" as much cum as I can manage. Typically I go for a day or two without cumming to build up a good load. I'll drop in at Nifty and read some good turn-on stories. While I may stroke myself and get good and worked up, I don't let myself cum. That's the hard part, to say the least. At last, I'll sit down for a good wank session, get myself close several times, and finally pump myself dry, usually watching a good orgy video or something like that.
Alternatively, and much more fun, I'll have sex with one of my friends, and take the condom filled with his cum and use that for my hair gel. There is a young Italian guy who likes to fuck me; he cums in huge amounts, and it's quite thick. I get a lot of hair gel out of an encounter with him, and it has a great smell as a bonus.
As soon as I've loaded up my little container, I add the aloe gel, usually at a ratio of about two parts gel to one part cum. As you mix the two, you'll notice that the cum and gel form a new, fairly thick cream that's different from either of the original parts. Once it's all mixed up, I add a splash of my favorite after shave to add a nice scent. The alcohol in the after shave also keeps the mixture from souring.
Keep the hair gel in a cool place, and use a small dollop on damp hair after showering. Blow dry and style as usual, and enjoy hair nicely held in place, knowing that it's cum you're wearing!
One side benefit: While the gel smells like my after shave, there's an undertone, a subtle hint of cum, that is a real turn-on for any of my sexual partners, including my wife. She has no idea what's there, but when she buries her nose in my hair, it always turns her on. Funny... I wonder why?