COPENHAGEN LUST FAIRE by bawdypen
An annual affair since the 17th Century, The Copenhagen Lust Faire is almost completely unknown...yet known the world over. Invitation only, guests come from every spot on the globe. I was fortunate to be the guest of a regular. Attendance to this gathering, I found, was based not on Who You Know, nor Who You Blow...though that may help...but more directly Whose Shit You've Eaten!
In my case, a raunchy soiree in a bus depot men's room in downtown Minneapolis brought me notice. We'd sucked each other through the glory hole, and I was deliriously grateful he'd spun around to mash his bunghole to the opening after I'd proposed rimming him. Holding his ass open, he presented me with a torridly lewd sight! Filling most of the carved-out frame gave his asscrack an incredibly intimate aura of vulgar beauty I'd never experienced before...though I relish licking strangers' assholes like that. It allows me a certain freedom. Especially then, while the place was empty and the asshole presented was absolute perfection!
I like to talk dirty when I lick a guy's bung, and I jabbered on insanely between laps to that gem!
"Mmmm. You knew I'd be here, didn't you? You heard that I suck assholes all over town...kneeling in toilets with my pants down and my tongue hanging out. A butt slave eager to serve... eager to wash any man's most disgusting, private area. A depository of filth that regularly spews its grungy muck which then gets mashed and forced into the wrinkled crevices by a finger covered with paper. That's why guys like me suck 'em! Sometimes it gets washed, but the smell never goes away completely. Guys like me sniff harder...like this!" I rubbed my nose over his greasy opening.
"Yeah, you knew I'd be here! Who else would eat this big cheesy shithole of yours that hasn't been washed in days? Saved all the muck and slime for me. Kept shitting foul, oily turds across these bitter lips I'm nibbling on, just to put it in MY face to be slurped cause you heard what a pervert I am. How my wild tongue can scoop the pulp outta the tightest wrinkles. How my circled mouth gets plastered around your gooey ring so tight I can suck your asshole right out...onto my tongue!
"Oooh, you like that idea! Clammy shithole's twitchin' and throbbin' in my face...doesn't know if it wants something pushed in or it wants to push something out. And doesn't care as long as its taste and smell is worshipped like this! What a shameful aroma to stick in a guy's face. GAWD YOUR SHITHOLE STINKS SO FUCKIN' GOOD! You knew I'd be here...to sniff and lick...to beg for it. Knowing I'd recognize the taste of old shit right away. Knowing I'd guess what you have packed away for me...waiting for my appeals before you take pity on this deranged shitlicker and PUMP A LONG BLACK SYRUPY TURD INTO MY OPEN MOUTH!"
At the end of my soliloquy his anus was pulsing wildly and I was licking into the gaping hole in widening circles. Even I was amazed at how carried away I'd gotten. I shut up...though what worse could I have said? We found out very soon, because he generously obliged me!
"OH, FUCK!"
I jerked back and gasped, licking my sticky lips. "WOW, YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT! I'm the kinda guy who knows immediately when a hot tube of crap slides between my lips. Lemme see and sniff it. Yes, lovely. Dark, greasy and solid. You knew I'd be here. You'd heard how much I love to suck a hot, fresh turd comin' outta some nasty stud's gaping shithole! What a team! A dude who digs taking a shit in a guy's mouth and watching his slick, rocky turd getting the juice sucked out of it by a guy who loves swallowing shitjuice and could suck turds one after the other as long as assholes keep squeezing those slippery ropes of shit from tasty, grungy, burping asses that nip the last piece off and leave it hanging there to be sucked out later at cleaning time...when the last of the big turd has been devoured! Oh, yes, I'll suck this hot buttery shit tube! Mouth to asshole, baby. Grunt like a man!"
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY GODDAM TURD!!" he finally spoke, bolting a juicy fat one into my mouth. He reached a hand back, taking hold of it as he slipped his anus off it. Then he knelt and took that other end into his mouth and together we sucked that hot turd from each side of the glory hole. A couple of times our lips met in a big round 'O'-- mouths stuffed, both moaning wantonly. Then he pulled it from me and dumped it into the toilet.
He stared through the hole with stolid lust. "Okay, now you shit."
"M-me? You wanna suck MY turd?"
"Any reason not to? Long as you don't have the fuckin' runs. Do what I did. We'll suck it together."
"You're on, man!" I cried, hopping around. "My turds are hot too!"
Afterward, we licked each other off then traded blowjobs. We walked out together, grinning with satisfaction.
"Well, see ya." I waved.
"Hey, hold on. Let's talk about this."
"What's to talk about, man? It obviously wasn't a first for either of us."
"By no stretch. There's a secret organization you might be interested in. Anybody who sucks shit like you do probably doesn't get as many opportunities with different guys as he'd like."
"So true. That's why I go so crazy when I do get the chance." I feigned blushing like a schoolgirl at the way I'd carried on inside. "Secret, hunh? You talking about a small group of shit-lickers?"
"Shitters and shit-lickers...some simply get off seeing their shit being worshipped by other men. But I'm not talking about some local jerkoff club of perverts. I'm talking about an international organization. Shit enthusiasts from the world over. All ages and races."
"All men, I hope."
"Mostly. Shit's a man's thing. There's an auxiliary of women, but they're generally into S&M. Shit in men's mouths or get shit on to satisfy their masochism. And, of course..." he laughed, "there are plenty of men who'll lap a woman's turd but hold onto silly notions that messin' with another guy is perverted. Surprising how soon they jump the fence. Anyway, think you'd be interested?"
That was eight months before the Faire. Time enough to meet some of his friends and fellow members for all-out orgies of debauchery. I had died and gone to hell. It was wonderful!
But, back to the Faire. Before describing some of the events, booths and rooms, I must tell you about probably the most outrageous place--the restaurant. Among the numerous eateries dispersed to rejuvenate the system and maintain much needed energy, is a small, six-table establishment catering to the funloving, discriminating diner. It's a bit of a lark, actually. More a place to entertain and shock newcomers and guests.
The menu is sparse, served by waiters nude from the waist down. Cold sandwiches, some European dishes, and liquor. But the specialties are the attraction. A large plate window spans one wall. Beyond, a parade of naked men and boys from which the customer may choose one to attend him. They serve one beverage, one meat product, and one sauce in a variety of ages, races and types.
The beverage, piss, is served at the table. Much like being served wine, the customer generally accepts the fellow's cock in his mouth for a sample. Finding it agreeable, he holds out a glass or large tumbler--depending on the quantity requested-- while his remaining order is squirted into it.
The main course is available with a white sauce--at added charge, of course. It may also be applied to the other dishes, if wished. Assistance for a nominal time is permitted as the customer blows his choice from the table or upon his knees, until the sauce is ready to be masturbated over the food item.
But all eyes turn when another customer is seen being brought the piece de resistance--an empty plate! The regulars hum excitedly, whispers are heard when guests are being apprised with hints at what to expect...teased that it will be remarkable!
A special apparatus is carried to the table by two waiters and positioned next to the customer's seat. It looks like one of those kitchen step stools with 2 or 3 steps--modified with a form-fitting seat and grab rails, the seat being little more than a couple of rounded bun holders that rise up from the sides. The center is open.
When all is readied his 'chef' emerges naked through a door and slowly strolls to the table amidst gales of applause. Nodding to the diner, he turns, bends, and spreads. The customer is permitted slightly more than a cursory inspection for this expensive item. He may sniff and lick. If satisfied, he may probe with tongue into the fellow's rectal cavity. Everything but change his mind at this point.
Then the chosen boy or man mounts the device, splaying his bottom lewdly. As the customer holds the plate beneath, he may lick around the asshole during the entire operation as a fresh turd is dumped out.
Other diners are welcome to crowd around and observe the delivery; but once the turd is in place upon the dinner plate and the customer has duly licked the hole clean, they dis- cretely return to their own tables. The only exception is if a turd is ordered a la creme. Sperm from the shitter's cock--or another selected person who joined at the start and masturbated during the proceedings--is then spurted over the warm, steaming turd. Often a diner may elect to blow the prick while observing the defecation, or invite a guest to do either honor.
After the initial excitement, the turd is calmly enjoyed like any meal--with coffee, liquor, or perhaps a carafe of steaming Mexican, Oriental or African piss!...as desired and available at the moment.
Back out in the pavilion numerous large-screen TVs were showing highlights of last year's convention...which explained why there were so many guys roaming around with video cameras. The obscenities on the screen alone were enough to guarantee several months worth of orgasms. Such blatant shitting and lewd turd-licking you've never seen! And the regulars were just as fascinated, Apparently, the Faire is the one-time-only showing, and the tapes are not available for sale. Too bad, they could rake in millions.
Among some fairly elaborate booths in the central plaza, one sparse one was simply a man and a sturdy table with a variation of the device used in the restaurant--just the seat and rails. He had a young lad climb up and remove his robe. Naked, the boy turned and squatted into the bun-holder-- grabbing the rails before him that cause his body to fold and make his bottom prominent...asshole exposed. The man assisted by spreading his buttocks even more while the boy proceeded to immediately defecate onto the table to babbles of praise and delight!
The boy remains in that vulgar position. The man slips on a plastic glove while inviting those who wish, to lick the boy's anus. As the shit is licked from the soiled, wrinkled flesh, the man takes the turd and rubs fresh shit around and into the hole so all may taste his bunghole at its most delectable! The program varies every fifteen minutes. On the hour a more mature young man between 22-35 does the shitting. At the quarter-hour mark, a teen or young man 13-22. On the half-hour, a man 35 and older (even 70!). The most popular, the 3-quarter-hour slot I've just described, belongs to boys under 13!
Now of course there were no children roaming around as members. But there were many employed for the Faire, and a few who'd come as personal guests. Some--I would soon see--wanton little deviates!
Passing by one entrance I saw a man coming out holding a turd to his lips...calmly licking it as one would an ice cream cone! A small sign said "Hirsute Honey". Curious, I turned into the room.
It was obviously designed for those who enjoy watching hairy-assed men taking a dump. The far side had a 7' block wall. Over the top ledge hung a line of half dozen extremely hairy bungs. Directly below ran a trough to collect the turds that hang suspended from spotlighted assholes before thumping down with a loud splat! Piles of it amass before being removed hourly.
A guest is permitted to catch or retrieve any turd he finds particularly intriguing--provided he consumes it on the premises. He may take it along, as I'd witnessed, while enjoying other events.
Even a fast-food booth offered the infamous, anonymous Turd-on-a-Stick in several coated flavors besides Natural--Hot Fudge, Caramel, Marshmallow, Rum, and the best-seller... Synthetic Assjuice!
A mattress-covered room, brightly lit, overflowed with grappling naked guests--each licking another man's asshole! Cocks were squeezed and fondled, sucked a bit, but the point of this orgy was obviously sucking as many different assholes as possible as they went from one to another in rapid succession ...thrusting tongues and fingers into each other's asses with total abandon. When things heated up--as they very easily did with this crowd--there was an alcove off to the side where an insistent turd could be shitted into an eager mouth! One duo was performing this ancient rite just then.
Among those romping in this melee was a fresh-faced young- ster no more than twelve. His bottom was never relinquished by an older man, but he followed it around--his mouth staying glued to the boy's hairless asshole while the lad frantically sucked every raunchy shithole he could grab hold of! That included the man who'd left the alcove, leaving a satisfied fellow with a long turd to suck on! Well aware of what had just transpired, the boy grabbed for him as he rejoined the group.
"ME! PLEASE MISTER, LET ME LICK YOUR SHITTY ASSHOLE!"
The man got down and backed into the boy's face, pulling it flush. "Lick that shit, boy! Wash my hole out!" he gruffly ordered.
The boy salaciously tongued out his filthy rectum all the harder! His lover/uncle/brother/father/sugardaddy lifted his face to watch, then rammed his own tongue back into the kid's rearend and resumed sucking on it!
The boner in my pants had never gone down since rising 3 minutes after entering the pavilion. I was simply overwhelmed by it all. I'd never seen so many guys eager to have someone take a shit in their mouth...so many turds being shamelessly licked...so many men who'd greedily take a lump of shit from a stranger's asshole and publicly devour it! Men far more perverted than me. Oh, I'd nibbled a piece here and there, but swallowing 8 or 9" of shit was well beyond my appetite!
But I definitely was ready to suck on a thick juicy one by then. Some hunky dude to shit me one so strong it reeked of outhouse!
A corner I turned was made of abstract cubes and jutting columns. By going between the two longest outthrust columns and squeezing in to slide down a panel ahead, a marvelous sight greets you at face level. You're suddenly mere inches away from a pair of spread crotches scooched up to the panel's opening.
One masturbating boy sits astride another's lap, taking the upward thrusts of a long cock into his ass! You are free to watch, sniff, or lick anything within reach. Both assholes are readily available to tongue--even the one being stuffed.
A dozen or so spectators sat intimately around a low platform where a young man was astraddle an older fellow with a positively enormous prick. He balanced on a knee on one side and a foot on the other, hands spreading his own buttocks as he worked his hair-ringed anus up and down the thick, gigantic muscle. Easily 10" in girth and possibly 14" in length, the spectacular sight of the young man repeatedly encasing it all was unbelievable!
It was the size of a grown man's forearm, and he was expertly impaling himself to the amazement and delight of their audience. Several times he came off entirely to show those around how his anus remained incredibly dilated. One of those times he reached back and inserted his hand well past the wrist! Next, his fucker shoved a hand up there also.
Once reimpaled upon that massive tool, he casually licked his hand and fingers clean--doing likewise to the man's hand.
Across the upper region of the ballroom spanned an open walkway that connected the adjoining halls. Along the walkway strolled a tall, fair young man, quite nude, who stops midway. Large viewing screens line the walls of the ballroom, some displaying closeup angles of the young man from several cameras aimed in his direction.
Turning, baring his bottom, he goes into a lewd crouch and proceeds to defecate onto the landing. A long, long turd is slowly shitted to the delight of all present. When finished, he walks to a stairway that leads to the floor and joins the melee...allowing any who wish to lick his anus, cock, and balls. Knowing many desire it, he pulls away quickly from a probing tongue to offer his bottom to others eager for a sniff and a taste. A new boy repeats the performance every half-hour. The turds are not removed, each new boy kicks the prior ones onto the crowd below where it is received into hands and onto faces, generally making a mess that requires the attention of many tongues.
The large viewing screens lining the walls also show the most outrageously lewd films from their collection.
One in particular was a grainy black and white film that looked pre-war. It was taken aboard a large ship at sea, believably the real thing as we see intercut shots of a full naval crew. Below decks, in perfectly matched uniforms and caps of the Swedish Navy, we see four sailors stripping. Soon, three hold the fourth man suspended in the air with his body doubled up. Then comes a closeup of his face before the camera pans down to show his big gaping asshole well exposed and looking as if it had recently been fucked.
But we find such is probably not the case as a fifth man crawls on his knees to attach his mouth over the man's asshole. Silent, we can see the men staring and laughing--probably making crude remarks as the kneeling sailor lasciviously sucks on the dark-ringed opening until a well-formed, oversized turd begins to slowly pass through the anal lips and enter his mouth. His eyelids flutter as he dreamily sucks upon the protuberance with a gentle passion that fully conveys his lust at performing this uncommon obscenity.
We realize that two cameras were most likely being used as we see from another angle the jerking, untouched cock of one man doing the hoisting pouring streams of sperm onto the floor. The expression on his face is one of fascination at the vulgar sight.
I well understood that. I was intranced myself as the scene returned to where the sailor was still sucking away. But now the turd was longer as it continued to slip from the greasy orifice...his hands cradling it lovingly to keep it intact.
When the final couple of inches pop from the man's rectum-- leaving his enlarged anal lips pulsing before retracting to normal--he is set down onto his feet. Smiling, he immediately approaches the turd-sucker and kisses him on the cheek, inches away from his own turd. He moves his nose along the length, casually sniffing it.
The naked turd-sucker removes the other man's shit from his mouth and carefully places it on the floor. After licking his fingers, he gets onto all fours--his face down near the long turd and his ass raised and spread wide. The shitter, mastur- bating himself into an erection, squats behind him and begins to lick his asshole.
The other three, masturbating each other, kneel side-by- side to watch them. Occasionally, one will bend down to lick or suck a shipmate's prick for a moment. They seem to be more camera-conscious than their absorbed friends, often pointing and smiling shyly.
Continuing to lick the long stretch of pungent shit, his back arched so his ass is aimed upward, he also begins to shit a wide turd. The camera dwells on its leisurely birth, showing the anus enlarging...the wrinkles being smoothed out, the interior skin folds being drawn out--tightly wrapped around the pebble-textured, glistening stool.
Head cocked to one side, the sailor laps his tongue around the asshole and slides his lips along the fellow's turd. The other camera picks up as he repeats the action on the other side. Leaving his prick to be manipulated by one of the other men, he fondles the buttocks and easily spreads them more as he enjoys the unique pleasure of seeing the man defecate. When several inches are sticking from the asshole, he opens his mouth and goes down on it! He bobs his face up and down, keeping the turd in a loose grasp, then closes his eyes and begins to suck it.
He slips off it and pulls the man's cock back between his legs. An energetic blowjob ensues and he watches it snap off. Several smaller turds come shooting out inches away. The shitter reaches back between his legs and grabs one of his own turds to stuff in his mouth as he achieves orgasm. Then a closeup of the cockjuice being gulped down.
A final scene shows them all in a naked clutch--the two shitters with arms around each other being lovable. They all sport erections, grinning and waving at the camera.
My friend suggested we visit the Members' Salon. He said it was a rather casual affair--strictly by reservation, well in advance--but set up to accommodate spectators.
We entered a small building that had a glass-enclosed room in the center that took up most of the space. Spectators could walk around the perimeter to view the action.
The floor of the room was raised a couple of feet. About twenty men, backs to us, ringed the area. Naked, of course, each straddled a low, oblong stool on casters. They could sit forward, resting solely on the cushion, or back a little ways to impale themselves on one of the attachable dildos from a nearby array of various sizes, thicknesses and colors. Several of the men were idly squirming on the rubber protrusion of their choice.
Directly in front of each man, adjusted to face level, was the end of what resembled a narrow weight-lifting bench. Each bench had a naked man or boy upon it--legs and thighs well back, ankles strapped into leather holders connected to ropes attached to hooks in the ceiling. The position left their entire anal region lewdly exposed...spread and at the mercy of the fellow on the stool.
Various tools and gadgets were arranged at the side. Dildos, plugs, hoses...even liquids and food items. At their complete disposal, the men spent hours smelling, licking, fingering and sucking at their pleasure. None seemed aware, or concerned, that their every action was on display. We passed by each to observe them indulging in their particular penchant.
The first man was rotating his imbedded finger in wide circles up the rubbery anus of a tanned young fellow. He'd worm it around, making the hole relax, continually leaning down to run his tongue around it and the slackening anus. A deep screwing rotation, then he'd pull it out and suck it luxuri- ously. Thirty times he must have withdrawn his digit and savored the flavor before we moved on. He seemed quite content to indulge thusly for quite some time before continuing whatever else he had planned. It was so casual, so relaxed. Even a minor diversion, considering. But it sure had my mouth watering!
In contrast, next, a hirsute fat man was energetically sucking on the asshole of a youngster just past puberty. Sweat glistened down his back as he nursed on the boy's pliant flesh. He gave every indication that he'd been suckering that luscious hole for quite a while...a delight he may have difficulty indulging in anywhere else, and fully intended to sate himself this day. His extremely large bottom hole was stuffed with a positively enormous rubber cock upon which he'd occasionally bounce up and down.
Past him was a skinny fellow avidly sniffing what appeared to be an older man's soiled asscrack and anus. Reddish blond down covering the thighs and legs of the old gent made it obvious his asscrack had been shaved recently. The pale buttocks and rosy anus made the smeared shit around the hole stand out even more obscenely. He'd sniff the aroma of the dung thoroughly before lapping it off. Then he'd insert a thin- handled object with a spongy tip into the man's rectum and twist it around...drawing it out and wiping the fresh shit he'd gathered around the area and down the crease--starting the sequence over, patiently content to take all day slowly consuming the contents of the mature man's bowels. Occasionally he'd slide a hand along the red-haired thighs. A carrot-top himself, with a mat of red hair on his chest, he seemed a man fulfilling a fantasy of smelling and eating the shit from his father's ass! Chuckling to myself, I revised that thought. From what I'd seen of this group, I'd not be surprised if the man was his father!
Following him was another sniffer. But he kept repeatedly inserting a small bellows into his partner's rectum--furiously jacking his hard cock while enjoying the resulting farts that hissed and sputtered in his face. A couple of times he quickly attached his open mouth to the aperture, swallowing and tasting the pungent fumes...eating the farts!
Another dildo-sitter, a middle-aged stocky man, was giving a big black man the rimming of his life. He was clawing and stretching the ebony hole, cramming his face between the dark glistening globes and burying his probing tongue as deeply as possible while hunching his own butt up and down a long black dildo. He'd rim the cheesy pit like crazy, then hop up and spin around to go down on the squivering tube of rubber--vulgarly sucking off the slime from his own ass. Then he'd toss his leg back over, impale himself in a violent thrust, and return to sucking the gaping black shithole!
A young man, no more than 18, was amusing himself by squeezing a plastic pouch of fruit cocktail into the rectum of a football player type. Snapping the wide opening from the guy's hole, he'd stand up with his legs planted apart, grab hold of the hunky bottom and plaster his mouth over the anus to help himself to a nice snack. Looking at the twitching asshole he bared to us, I fantasized myself enjoying a fruity meal from his butthole!
Engrossed in their own activities, they'd sometimes glance around to observe one another's particular diversion. The fruit-sucking kid must have felt near-virgin and chaste when catching the next guy's act!
A well-built, movie-star-handsome young man stood...working a pale and slender bearded man's anus loose with a dildo that progressively got thicker. Perhaps he'd started slowly, but by then he was none too gentle as he crammed the pseudo cock in and out...twisting and turning it...yanking it out and slamming it back in until the battered anus was stretched so greatly it no longer retracted. Simultaneously, he was also rotating three fingers up his own ass. Satisfied, finally, that the man's cavern would remain gaping long enough, he kicked the stool away and bent over, facing our way, as he reached back and adjusted his position until his anus was in line with the other man's hole. Using his fingertips to pry the fellow's asslips further apart, he proceeded to take a shit directly into the guy's ass!
A pained expression and torrid grunts accompanied his attempt at this unique pleasure. Then his mouth opened in silent delight as he bolted a thick turd from his rectum into the other man's rectum. Quick, slick, and absolutely amazing! Gasping, he spun around and crouched down to observe his handiwork. He was definitely thrilled at the sight of his own turd protruding from the man's sloppy asshole, because he went right up and began sniffing and licking it! I'd seen men go wild over licking a turd before, but he was delirious. He maneuvered his tongue all around the guy's sticky asshole and lapped the fat turd...licking every bit of slimy juice from it--finding the smell absolutely wonderful. Then he got directly in front and opened his mouth. Up and down, back and forth, he bobbed his head...sucking his own turd from the grossly stretched bunghole! When six inches or more were poking out--and every bit of the exposed surface had been licked clean--he wrapped his hand around it and pulled it from the guy's rectum with a POP! He crammed four fingers up the open shithole and wiggled around while taking the fresh end into his mouth and twisting it...sucking what he felt was the most delicious turd ever shitted!
Withdrawing his fingers, he hunched down and rammed his big cock up the guy's ass, shooting his load as he leaned way over to shove the other end of his turd into the guy's mouth! His body shook in tremors as his nuts exploded up the ass of the bearded guy sharing his hot, steaming shit! Together, they devoured it entirely.
Next, we discovered the use for the plastic tube. A beautiful blond boy about 15 was trussed up--a buttplug inserted in the anus of his gorgeous bottom. The plug had a hole in the center through which the wide tube had been inserted. Outside, the tube rose to an empty container that had obviously been used to fill the boy's bowels.
A thirtish man sat behind him--his large cock covered by a clear sleeve that ran to a suction device steadily adminis- tering a prolonged blowjob. Checking his watch, he unsnapped the end of the wide tube, took it to his mouth and began sucking out the zesty stew. Brown fluid crawled up the rectal straw which the man swallowed. Collecting a large mouthful, he twisted a dial halfway down the tube that stopped the flow-- keeping it from draining. Time had been allowed to turn the boy's shit into soup, but the wide tube allowed fair-sized turdballs to be drawn out. Still, an occasional one would clog the opening. A short burst of air down the chute and a twist at the connection repositioned it within so he could continue eating the boy's luscious marmalade!
While draining the bowl, his cock spurted volumes into the sucker. He stood and withdrew his prick, then sat back down and raised it to drain the cum down his throat.
I'll mention here that a man on the other side had a similar use for the apparatus, but utilized a smaller tube to obtain his partner's urine. Having no shut-off valve, once the flow erupted he was obliged to gulp the hot piss rapidly or lose some and make a mess. Needless to say, he was quite experienced and soon had a warm bellyful. He also had room for dessert, soon accepting the fellow's turd into his mouth.
Which was what the next man was doing. No futzing around, no prolonged sniffing or licking, just an ass spread and a turd lick. With such impatience you'd expect to see him devour it, but he merely ran his tongue all over it while it was shitted from a hairy behind.
Hold on. The man to his right has been watching him. Scooting his stool over he snatches up the turd, breaks off the end, and mashes it over the shitter's ass. He licks the shit from his fingers then pushes the man's face into the mess, demanding he lick it all off and suck it from the ass hairs. Obediently being done, he returns to the asshole he'd been ministering to. Which was: using the long floppy cock of his partner and forcing it into his own rectum--a shitty rectum from which the cockhead withdraws coated with a brown mess. Expecting him to go down on it, we're surprised when he kneels before it and begins licking the guy's balls and the lower shaft as his fucker bends over and sucks on his own shitty knob. They clean the filthy prick as a team!
All this had me so riled up I talked my friend into returning to the asshole-licking room we'd visited before. There, we indulged ourselves. Gorged ourselves might be a better way to describe it. We spent the rest of the afternoon sucking turds, eating out assholes, getting fucked, fucking, sucking shitty cocks and drinking piss. He ate three turds that I know of, and I must have sucked on at least nine of them. One was so damned yummy I confess I did eat about half of it. We both shit in hungry mouths before getting fucked.
It had been a splendid, outrageous experience. I accepted his invitation to join the organization as a full member. Sometime I'll tell you about the Inner Circle initiation. Let's just say it involved assholes, hands, and going in to pull out what you wanted. And that was just the lunch break!
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