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I went through another bad relationship and I was about to give up relationships with women all together.
Rick came to my place to watch football and drink beer.
Rick looked at me and said," Now John I want you to hear me out before you shoot me down."
I said," OK."
He asked," What do you think about chicks with dicks?"
I said," Are you talking about a cross-dresser?"
He said," No no she is all woman but just has something extra I think you would call her androgynous."
I said," They aren't real."
He said," Yes they are in fact you know that woman that coaches the high school girl's track team?"
I thought for a minute holy cow she was that woman that had guys in high school and college drooling. She was 5'11" weighed about 128 lbs she had short blonde hair blue eyes 28 C cup breasts and what looked like a permanant tan.
I said," No way."
He said," She is she is friends and workout partner with my girlfriend Britney and she said she can't find a decent man because she is androgynous."
I said," I never tried to make my move because I presumed she had somebody and besides she is way out of my league."
He said," I tell you what why don't you come to Britney's apartment the three of us are having dinner. Just some friendly advice don't bring up the fact that she is androgynous if she does that won't be bad."
I got dressed in my best Wranglers shirt and boots and put on my Stetson Resistol hat and got inside my pickup and headed over to Britney's house.
I knocked on the door and Britney answered and she she hugged me.
She said," John I am so glad you made it I think Cindy will be happy to finally meet you. I told her all about you."
5 minutes later there was a knock on the door and when Britney answered it was Cindy.
When Cindy came in she was wearing a light blue summer one piece skirt and sandals.
She asked me," Is that your pickup out there?"
I said," Yes."
She said," I did see you around town. It is nice to meet you."
Britney said," Why don't you two take a walk and get to know each other."
We took her suggestion and left the apartment.
We were strolling on the sidewalk and she was looking at me.
She said," I had a challenging time having a relationship with a man because of the way I was born, I am a androgynous female and I do have functioning vagina but I also have a functioning penis and when men found that out they either broke up with me in a hurry or they had a gay facination with my penis."
I said," Britney kind of gave you a hint about my relationships which hasn't been good and I was about to give up on a relationship. I know Rick and Britney are playing matchmakers when they invited me for dinner and introducing us."
She laughed and said," Subtlty is not their strong suit."
I know we were fairly funny looking with her 3" taller than me but I found myself comfortable with her.
We strolled for about a half-hour laughing and talking and holding each other closely. We got to the apartment and walked in.
Britney came over and hugged us both and she said," So Cindy what do you think of John?"
Cindy said," You are right he is a sweetheart and so handsome. I told him that I was an androgynous female and he didn't care."
Britney laughed and said," John's past taste in women have not been good."
The three of them laughed and I blushed.
Britney said," Dinner is ready."
Cindy said," I should have helped you prepare dinner."
Britney said," Nonsense I wanted you two to get to know each other."
There was baked chicken with salad dinner rolls and other fresh vegetables.
We sat down and served ourselves the chicken and other things of dinner.
After Cindy took a bite of the chicken she said," MMMM did you season the chicken with garlic and cloves?"
Britney said," Yes I did."
Cindy said," That really brings out the flavor of the chicken and it is delicious."
Britney said," Thanks I tried it the other night."
She asked," John what do you think of Cindy?"
I said," She is beautiful and I don't remember feeling this comfortable with a woman."
She said," I think you two would make a wonderful couple and Cindy John is so down to earth and such a wonderful friend and man."
I blushed again when Britney said that.
Cindy said," I loved the fact that John accepted the way I was born."
Britney said," Well, at least you aren't one of those B words."
We all laughed that is as close that Britney would get to using a swear word.
She said," John is also a big game hunter."
Cindy said," Really what game?"
Britney said," Elk."
Cindy said," Great I like elk and they are low fat and low cholestorol. If we get married I will make sure John has a license every fall. John do you hunt with a bow or rifle?"
I said," With a rifle usually I hunt with a .308 but I have hunted with my .44 mag Marlin. Do you hunt?"
She said," I used to hunt with my dad and brothers I hunted white-tails back in upstate New York and I used a bow. I still have a bow but I haven't found anybody to hunt with and I would love to hunt elk."
I said," I never have hunted with a bow and it has been a long-time since I fired a bow."
She said," It is great and I will help to hone your skills."
Britney looked at Rick smiling and said," You two are perfect for each other."
She totally surprised me and I couldn't picture her stalking wild game with a bow.
We finished up dinner and Cindy and I helped Britney clean up the kitchen and we all sat down.
Rick said," I thought I knew a lot about you but never knew you hunted."
She said," It has just been recently when I realized how much I miss hunting. I have all the hunting gear at the house."
We talked awhile and decided it was getting close to bed-time. I walked her to her Honda Accord and we kissed for 5 minutes and we held each other.
She said," John I feel so comfortable with you are you sure you are ready for a androgynous woman?"
I asked," Are you sure you are ready for a man who is a little stubborn set in his ways and can be moody?"
She said," Yes.'
I said," My answer is yes also."
She took out a piece of paper and wrote on it and said," Here is my number, will you call me to set up a date?"
I laughed and replied," You can't stop me from calling you."
She said," Good I expect that call."
As I watch her drive off Britney said," John I have never seen you fall so hard for somebody."
I said," She is fantastic and on top of that she loves to hunt."
Rick laughed and said," Hey sweetheart a beautiful woman that likes to hunt Cindy won't be able to break up with him if she wanted to."
Britney said," Rick and I have to go to bed did she hand you her number?"
I said," Yes she did."
She replied," I thought she would you and she have so much in common."
Britney hugged me goodbye and Rick said," Bye I think you and Cindy are going to be inseparable and I got you open minded for chicks with dicks."
Britney said," Rick what am I going to do with you? John ignore him he has always been so crude but I love him."
I chuckled he has always had how should I say it a colorful way of describing people animals and things and he has offended people but I took him with a grain of salt and Rick being Rick.
I walked towards the truck and Rick and Britney were newlyweds and were definetly very much in love and let me apologize for saying they were boyfriend and girlfriend I do have a a tendency of getting my chronological order mixed up sometimes.
I got in my pickup and started it up and backed out and headed towards the street and thought about Cindy and this potential beautiful relationship.