Chester and the Church of Cock Chapter One: A spiritual awakening
Chester was hungover. It was Sunday morning 5 am. He had been forced awake by an aching erection which begged to release the gallon of piss it was holding back. Afraid of wetting his bed in his sleep, Chester hobbled angrily out of bed and clumsily ambled across the floor toward the bathroom with his eyes half shut.
Placing one hand on the wall above the toilet bowl, he looked down to his swollen uncut dick pointing straight ahead through the opening of his boxers. He tried to aim his boner downward to the bowl, but it fought all attempts at being controlled against its will. He huffed as he took a long aching piss forced through his powerful angry rod. His long foreskin became wet and would not remain in place. It twitched left and then right sending off streams of steaming urine in every direction around the toilet bowl.
`Fuck', he cursed as he stripped off his piss wet boxers and tossed them on the urine flooded floor.
Hobbling back to bed quickly in the frosty air of early spring, he left wet footprints on the wooden floors, while piss drops leaked from his uncircumcised phallus and dripped down his hairy legs.
He threw himself back in bed and wrapped his blankets around him. He slipped his hand down to his cock and squeezed his foreskin. `Quit fuckin leakin' he mumbled to his cock and drifted off to sleep again. At 8:30am his clock radio came on and the sound of church service flooded the room.
"Heavenly father, we worship you on this beautiful morning to give thanks for the many blessings you have given us," said a voice from the radio.
`What the fffuuck?' Chester grumbled. He lay in bed too tired to walk across the room and turn off the radio. His head still reeling from his drunken stupor of a few hours previous, Chester had passed out before turning off the morning alarm.
He covered his ears with his pillow and groaned, but the sounds of the church service persisted loudly. The hymn `How great thou art' was sung against the background of a boisterously exuberant organ. Then the congregation began to recite the Our Father. Chester, angry and with a mean headache, was in no mood for church.
`Our fucking Father, thou art in Heaven, hallowed be thy asshole' Chester mockingly intoned under his pillow. He chortled loudly to himself, pleased with his new take on this ancient and solemn prayer.
`Thy kingly cum, thy cock huge, on my face and in my butt'.
Chester laughed louder in his blasphemy. He removed the pillow from his face, kicked the sheets away from his body, and reached down for his cock. It was hard and getting harder as he blasphemed.
Fuck yeah', said Chester as he stroked his cock. Give me this day my daily cock, and deliver me into temptation.' His cock twitched excitedly as he mumbled his ribald prayer.
`Deliver me into temptation oh God, deliver me asses to fuck, buttholes to lick, cum to drink, deliver me a 100 cocks to taste, deliver me asses full of cum and piss to fuck and felch and oooh ooooh fuckin ...God...my cock..my godcock..." Chester's cock and body spasmed in unity as a hot rush of runny jism poured out messily from his penis and ran down his sides onto the heavily cum stained bedsheets.
`Oh fuck me with thy rod oh Lord, give me thy daily cum and piss,' he continued to speak quickly and excitedly, like a madman or one speaking in tongues.
"Oh holy fucking sperm and cumjuices', he gasped. Chester panted heavily and laughed giddily. He scooped up his cum rubbed it sloppily over his face and lips and nose.
His eyes were closed but he smiled widely in ecstasy. His mind was filled with joyous disbelief and amazement at the discovery of the power of his own blasphemous words over his own cock and the subsequent deluge of succulent cumjuice from his bulbous nutsack.
`Holy fuck, holy cock and fucking fuck... he whispered as the orgasm continued to throb throughout his body.
"You are the Alpha and the Omega, our Lord, the beginning and the end. We are humbled to worship in your magnificent temple, oh heavenly father," said the priest on the radio.
`Amen', Chester mumbled.
As he fell fast asleep, his body and cock still throbbing and tingling with pleasure, a wide joy-filled smile remained on his cum smeared face.