Disclaimer:I do not know any celebrity mentioned in this story, neither do I know their sexual orientation. If you are under the age of 18 or it is illegal where you are located to read this material or gay sex offends you then please go back now.
Diary Of A Cheeky Monkey
Part 1.
June 24th 1999-Wow Five continues to grow and grow it's so amazing top ten hits here and there I am living my dream. Something amazing happened to me today during a T.V taping I am having to write it down to believe it myself. You see there's this new band on the scene called "Westlife" who where recording on the same show as us, fate? who knows?. Anyway I happened to notice one member of the group in paticular paying a LOT of attention to me which I had mixed feelings about. I have never described myself as "Gay" a tad sex mad but not "Gay:" but this guy was worth changing routine for. Maybe I'm bisexual? who cares? sex is sex afterall and if I can have the best of both worlds I say bring it on.
His name was Shane Filan he was Irish, dark brown hair and hazel eyes and wore a cute Calvin Klein jumper. I dont know why I am writing about a jumper but it just seemed to bring out the cute, sensitive kind of aoura he gave off but on the other hand he had a look about him that made you think he would be a bit of an animal in bed, the latter definately got me to thinking.
Me and the lads had just finished our section on the show which involved a crummy interview that blatantly revealed the presenter had not lifted a finger to research our band and even got our names mixed up, now that I found quite comical to say the least, then onto a performance of "If Ya Gettin' Down". Scott and Rich had another interview to go and do while J and Sean where off to an autograph session at a H.M.V in Newcastle. I had 2 hours to kill before my part in the interview so I decided to have a drink at the studios bar.
I had an interview coming up so I had to drink in moderation and at this bar's prices that wouldnt be a hard challenge to overcome. Then the non-literal ice was broken just like that between me and the guy from the new band I had only just layed eyes on. The man with the cutest jumper on earth sat down on the stool next to me and nearly melted the ice at the bar with his accent asking me if he could buy me a drink. After I sat there for what I suspect was far too long wondering what his motives where I finally replied "Go on then I'll have a pint of Carling" After a few pints and a short but sweet conversation about his band and my band he went off to record the bands section on the show and I went off to do my interview.
On the way I bumped into our P.R manager who told me that they didn't need me for the interview afterall. A bit of a bitch but thats the way this business sometimes works and in the end pretty much worked to my advantage. I started walking back down the corridor when I heard someone singing in one of the rooms whoever it was had a damn good voice. My ears homed in on where the singing was coming from I peeped around the door and who was standing there serenating a mirror? You guessed it Shane Filan I stood there at the door just listening Kinda getting lost in his voice( what the hell am I writing here?) then he promptly cut off from singing like someone had hit the pause button on a hi-fi. "I didn't see you there It's Abs Breen isn't it? "I'm terrible with names" I think he startled me rather than the other way round.
"Hey man you have an awsome voice I was just listening and kinda forgot you didnt know I was there"
"It's no problem I'm glad you enjoyed it so much"
"So what's the song called?
"Moments, I co-wrote it a few weeks ago dont know of we're releasing it though"
"It's gonna be on your album though?
"Oh probably I hope so anyway gotta run through it with management you know the stuff"
"Deffo big time"
"So Abs whats your management like do they let you date and stuff?
"No but I do anyway the secrecy only makes it all the more fun"
"So are you seeing anyone at the moment?
"No 'i'm pretty much just playing the field at the moment I'm young and I'm having fun, howabout you?
"Same here not too many candidates lately though"
"A good looking guy like you, your kidding me, I'll tell you what why not come out to the Met bar tonight with me and we can find you a fine specimen"
"I dont know we've gotta me up early tommorow for a show"
"C'mon live a little have some fun you've got two options one sit in a hotel room all night bored out of your skull or you can spend the night with me" I noticed Shane visibly blushing at this statement.
"Ok why not I'll meet you at the front of the Hotel at eight pm"
"It's a date see ya later"
This was turning into a very eventfull day......
Well that was part one sorry there's no sex yet but trust me part two will deliver the goods. Let me know what you think of part one by E mailing me at creatureofthenight2001@hotmail.com