This story depicts acts of a homosexual nature and includes frank descriptions of watersports, raunch and scat. If you are underage or offended by this type of behavior, please do not read any further. If you like the story, please send me an email: nastybottom_in_vegas@yahoo.com
"What the fuck is this!?" My next door neighbor Joe said as he looked down at my face, surrounded by the fake toilet bowl and a big steaming turd laying across my forehead.
I couldn't say anything, what could I have said? I couldn't say, "this isn't what it looks like"...it obviously was exactly what it looked like. I just closed my eyes and wished it was a bad dream.
"I always figured you were queer. Thought I caught you checkin' me out while I was doing yard work. But I never thought you'd be a nasty, low-life, shit eating faggot." He continued. "The other day, when you smelled like you had shit yourself...you had shit in your mouth then too didn't you?"
"I uh..." I stammered.
"Of course you did. How long you been a shit eater? You fantasize about eating my shit?" I didn't respond. " You probably do. You probably look at every man you see and wonder what his shit smells and tastes like. Don't you faggot?"
"Yes." I said.
"Fuckin filthy pig living right next door. Nasty fuckin' shit eating faggot, smelling up the neighborhood." He growled, his eyes were boring holes into me, and I was beginning to get scared.
"Listen Joe, I..." I didn't reallly know what I was going to say, but I felt like I had to defuse the situation before he got violent.
"Shut the fuck up faggot! Man, you are starting to gross me out, laying there with that fucking turd on your face. Go fuckin clean that shit off and come back. Then maybe I can listen to your pathetic excuses." He said.
I slid, thankfully, out of his sight and raised up, letting the turd fall into my hands. I went into the bathroom, quickly blasted the carpenters piss out of my guts, flushed it and his turd down and washed my reddened face with lots of soap and water. I quickly brushed my teeth and used some mouthwash to try to make myself a little more presentable. As I walked back into the entryway I said, "Joe...?"
"I want you back where you were before faggot. A toilet seat is the perfect frame for that sick-shit fag face of yours. Just wait till I tell the guys how I found you." He warned.
I laid back down and slowly began to slide my head back into the toilet. As I did, my nose plowed right through the crack of Joe's naked ass. He was sitting on the toilet!
"Good, took you long enough." He said.
I just laid there, wondering what the fuck he wanted me to do. I mean, if I licked him right now, was he gonna punch me in the face? Was he testing me to see what I'd do? What the fuck?
"Well faggot. You got a prime piece of 100% straight man's ass waiting for you. What are you gonna do?" He said. "You wanna eat it? You like that fag?"
"Yes." I meekly replied.
He slid back a little and held his nuts up so he could see my face between the toilet seat and his nutsack. I looked into his eyes and I saw something I didn't really expect...I could swear it was lust. I looked him straight in the eyes and snaked my tongue out and licked across his asshole. His pucker twitched and his eyes said that he liked it. I licked again, this time a little harder and he moaned. I tilted my head to the side a little and took a deep hit of poppers. The rush exploded in my brain and I returned to what was now the center of my universe. His tight asshole and his sweaty ass crack.
"Man that feels good fag. No wonder you got so many men coming over for this kind of service." He said as he settled down onto my face for a long ride. As I ate his ass, I felt him start to slowly stroke his cock. This went on for a little while and he slid back on the seat again to look at me. "So do you want my shit before or after I cum?"
"I uh..." I stammered, taken by surprise.
"You do want my shit, don't you fag? My shit's good enough for you, ain't it?" He was looking angry.
"Whenever you want to give it to me Sir, I am here to serve you." The words spilling out of my mouth in their own.
"Well now, that's more like it fag. I assume you eat cock too, and take it up the ass." He said.
"Yes Sir." I replied.
"I figured you did. Is that what this hole's for?" He said, cocking his head toward the gloryhole. I nodded. "You already been fucked by one of them other guys?" I nodded again. "You're just a cum bucket, needing to be filled to the brim ain't you?"
"Yes SIr." I answered, my cock beginning to bone up. And he was right, I had been checking him out for months. His nicely chisled features and tight muscles always caught my eye while he was working in the yard. He always wore tight shirts and shorts, as if to show off everything he had. The never ending stream of hot looking chicks he had over to his place led me to believe that I didn't have a chance of doing anything with him. Now here he was, sitting on my face asking if I took it up the ass.
"Well faggot, I think we need to start things off with a blowjob. Let's see if men really can do it better than chicks." He said, standing up and sliding his cock through the hole.
I slid out of the toilet and crawled over to his waiting cock. His cock wasn't exceptional, nicely sized and shaped, probably a little above average length and a nice hefty thickness. This was a cock that I could truly worship and I intended to do just that.
I did a quick swirl around the head to lube it up, then formed a nice tight circle with my lips and slid all the way to his pubes in one stroke. His cock hit the back of my throat and lodged there. The way his body tensed up on the other side of the wall, I could tell that he had never really had a good blowjob before now. "I'll show him that men give better blowjobs," I though to myself.
After he settled into the feeling of my mouth, I began long slow strokes, pulling all the way back till just the head was inside, swirling my tongue around the head again just before plunging back down to the pubes. As I went down, my tongue worked the sensitive underside of his cock. This went on for several minutes, then he pulled out.
"Whoa boy," he said, "I'm gonna love havin' this hole next door."
"With all these men using this toilet... and me, I am never gonna have time to take it down." I thought to myself.
"Is your cunt clean, bitch?" He growled. "You still got someone else's cum load in there?"
"I just shit it out when I went to the bathroom." I said, not daring to mention the piss that was mixed with it.
"Well, back your cunt up to the hole, but when my dick comes out, it's goin right back in your mouth. So you better hope it's clean." He said.
I stood up and spread my cheeks and centered my hole on the gloryhole. I took another deep hit of poppers and settled in. What happened next was a real surprise. Instead of feeling his cock press against my hole, I felt a soft sensation, I felt his tongue gently licking my asshole. Then I heard him work up a load of spit and then he blew it onto my waiting hole. I felt his cock take it's rightful place at my asshole and slowly entered my body. He quickly got into a nice and easy fucking motion. After a few minutes of this, he pulled out and then spent a few minutes working just the head in and out. I didn't know if he was meaning to or not, but he was working a lot of air into my ass tunnel.
He pulled all the way out and I clenched my asshole closed to keep from farting. Then I felt two fingers rubbing around my anal ring and he quickly pushed them inside. He pulled my ring open to each side and the air he had packed in there farted back out. Even though I was a raunch pig, as a bottom I had never farted in front of someone before and felt myself turn red.
"Mmmmm. Nice pussy fart there." He said, almost moaning it. "I love to fuck a pussy full of air then hear it come back out. Degrades a fucking woman. Does it embarass you?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Nothing to be ashamed of, it's just your cunt thanking me for fucking it." He said. Then he spit on my hole and started deep dicking me again. Like before, he pulled out and started working more air in. This time, he did it much longer and I was having a hard time keeping it in. It was beginning to seep out. He finally pulled out quickly and I slammed my asshole shut. Again he started working two fingers around my hole. and used them to open my hole up. A little fart escaped. Then he rubbed the hole some more. Pushing his fingers in and opening me up. More farts. Finally I felt what I assume was two fingers from each hand digging into my manhole. They pulled my hole open and the rest of the air blasted out.
"Nice fucking pussy farts." I heard him say. "Get back in the toilet, faggot."
I quickly crawled around and laid down and did another hit of poppers, just in time to meet his ass coming in for a seat. I started licking like there was no tomorrow.
"Okay fag, I want you to blow some air up in there." I heard him order.
I had never done anything like that before, but figured it wouldn't be too hard. I licked his shit chute opening and pressed my mouth around his hole. I blew as hard as I could and finally heard what sounded like a muffled fart as the air went into his ass. What a strange feeling. I heard him moan so I blew some more in...more moans.
"Okay fag, open your toilet hole, this is how my ass says thank you," and with that, he blasted all the air and some shit into my open mouth. I felt him start to jerk on his cock violently as he neared orgasm. He farted again and I felt another load of crap hit my mouth. I hadn't swallowed the first load and now this was filling my mouth. There was way too much shit and far too fast, I couldn't swallow it all. I was beginiing to panic when he jumped up and sprayed my face with his cum. I was breathing heavily through my nose, trying to figure out what to do with it. My eyes were watering and I must have looked terrified.
"You nasty fucker. Just look at you with your mouth full of another man's shit. Did you like that fag?" He asked and I nodded. "Good. Toilets should be thankful for what they get. Swallow it."
I hesitated, how was I supposed to swallow this massive load of crap in my mouth?
"Use your tongue, work some into your throat and swallow it." He ordered.
I did as he said, gagging a few times and fighting back the urge to puke. Finally I had worked through about half of it.
"Now I want you to jerk off while you are chewing the rest of it up." He said.
I brought my poppers bottle to my nose and prepared myself for something I had not done yet. I felt the rush begin and I grabbed my cock. It wasn't long before I was hard as a rock again.
"Now chew it until you are ready to cum and swallow at the same time you shoot." He demanded.
I began to stroke my cock with the same rhythm as I was chewing. The mental connection that was made between chewing his shit and the sensations on my cock were making me nuts. I was soon chewing fast and furious like a rabid dog working on a bone. Finally I shot my cock wad all over my chest and swallowed his shit mush down. I was left gasping. Finally I looked up at him. He was slowly fondling his cock and watching me. He lifted his cock and took aim, spraying my face with piss and filling my mouth as I drank it down.
"And that, is how you flush a toilet." With that he shook the piss off the end of his cock, zipped up and walked out the door.