Carols for the Dominant Master
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The characters, locations and incidents in these verses are fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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For the fourth consecutive year, in the spirit of the season, Herb Cat presents seven new Carols for the Dominant Master to enjoy over the holidays.
1-Tune: White Christmas
I'm dreamin' of a white slave boy With a smooth alabaster ass And an unplucked cherry, But don't you worry: he'll lose that mighty fuckin' fast.
When I get finished with My white slave boy, It can certainly be said That his hole will be opened up wide And his once white ass be shinin' red.
2-Tune: Jingle Bell Rock Jingle bell, kringle boy, jingle bell fuck! Watchin' you swing and hearin' you sing, Blowin' Me, swallowin' gallons of cum; Now the jingle fuck has begun!
Beatin' the lad will make My heart glad, Draggin' you naked at the end of your leash, Dancin' and prancin' and totally bare In the frosty air.
What a bright ass, it's the right ass To fuck away all day. Jingle bell time is a helluva time For gang bangin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up, pony boy, pick up your feet And spread your two legs apart When you take in my dingle, your ass is gonna tingle! That's the jingle bell, Listen, kringle boy, That's the jingle bell fuck!
3 - Tune: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
It's the most sadistical time of the year. When the titties get twisted And bungholes get fisted, It fills Me with cheer! It's the most sadistical time of the year.
It's the most prurient season of all. With lashes for whippin' and candlewax drippin' And grippin' of balls, It's the most prurient season of all.
There'll be parties where toy boys Will learn to enjoy toys, Like urethras pushed into their dicks. But to make it more scary We'll hang up a fairie On a fuckin big wood crucifix!
It's the most sadistical time of the year, When slaves will be thankin' Their Masters for spankin' 'em hard on the rear! It's the most sadistical time, It's the most prurient time, It's the most Masterful time of the year!
4 - Tune: Silver Bells
Pretty slaveboy, wearin' antlers and a white fuzzy tail, On the lawn, gives the feelin' of Christmas. People passin' all start laughin' when the lad starts to wail and from miles away you can hear,
"Oh my balls, freezin' balls! It's fuckin' cold here tonight! Oh my poor shriveled dick; Soon it will shrink out of sight!"
Master stands there at the window; He's enjoyin' the view, Watchin' slaveboy dance naked outside. Now the slave's balls, as the snow falls, turn a bright shade of blue. And again all the neighbors can hear,
"Oh my balls, freezin' balls! It's fuckin' cold here tonight! Oh my poor shriveled dick; Soon it will shrink out of sight!"
5 - Tune: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Fuckin' My little slave boy's ass At the Master's party hop; Hung in a sling where all can see And listen to him screamin' "STOP."
Fuckin' My little slave boy's mouth With My big fat juicy meat. Later I'll hang him upside down And his ass I'll soundly beat.
I will get an experimental Feeling when I hear The piggy squealing, "Oh my Golly!" So I'll fuck him with a sprig of holly!
Fuckin' My little slave boy's ass, It's a happy holiday. Everyone fuckin' him merrily In a gay gang bangin' way.
6 - There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays
Oh, there's nothin' like a slave for the holidays, For no matter how much Your cock might crave, When You long for a tight submissive willing butt, For the holidays, You gotta have a slave!
I knew a Master out in 'Frisco, as happy as a song, With a slave behind Him lickin' His sweet ass, While two other slaves were takin' turns, suckin' his big fat schlong. On the shore of the Pacific, Gee, His Christmas was terrific!
Oh, there's nothin' like a slave for the holidays 'Cause You can always get him to behave Just by beating his body in a million ways. For the holidays, You gotta have a slave!
7 -Tune: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Said the Master to the little it, Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?) Or are your ears so full of shit? Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?) A scream, a yell, coming from out back From a slave getting stretched on the rack. From a slave getting stretched on the rack.
Said the Master, I order you to strip. Do you see what I have? (Do you see what I have?) In My steady hand is a whip. Do you see what I have? (Do you see what I have?) Your ass, My slave, soon will feel the pain Of My whip, My switch and My cane. Of My whip, My switch and My cane.
Said the Master to the young submiss, Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?) Even though your brain in full of piss. Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?) Since you're nothing but a stupid imbecile, I can do with you what I will. I can do with you what I will.
As an author, I welcome feedback on my writing. Please send any comments about these verses, positive or negative, to Herb_Cat@mailcity.com. Thank you.