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Carols for the Dominant Master
In the spirit of the season, here are seven carols for the Dominant Master to enjoy over the holidays.
1-Tune: The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas My Master gave to me A whipping that made my ass red.
On the second day of Christmas My Master gave to me Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the third day of Christmas My Master gave to me Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the fourth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the fifth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the sixth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the seventh day of Christmas My Master gave to me Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the eighth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Eight prods for shocking, Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the ninth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Nine cat-o-nine tails, Eight prods for shocking, Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the tenth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Ten scrotum lashings, Nine cat-o-nine tails, Eight prods for shocking, Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the eleventh day of Christmas My Master gave to me Eleven chains a-clanking, Ten scrotum lashings, Nine cat-o-nine tails, Eight prods for shocking, Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
On the twelfth day of Christmas My Master gave to me Twelve inches for wanking, Eleven chains a-clanking, Ten scrotum lashings, Nine cat-o-nine tails, Eight prods for shocking, Seven keys for locking, Six slings for fisting, Five---gold---en---show---ers, Four fiercesome fucks, Three enemas, Two titty clamps, and A whipping that made my ass red.
2-Tune: Adeste Fideles
O come all ye slave boys Willing and submissive, O come ye, o come ye, To your Master's cock. Come and behold it, Worship and exalt it. O come here and adore it, O come and kneel before it, And open your mouth for it, Your Master's cock!
3-Tune: Good King Wenceslas
Master Wenceslas went out on the feast of Stephen, When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even; Brightly shone the moon that night. He was feeling cruel, When a young man came in sight trudging home from school.
"Hither, slave boy, come to me. I think I can use you. I know lots of ways, you see, with which to abuse you." "Sire, that is what I crave. Someone strong to break me. Please I want to be your slave, if you wish to take me."
"Take off all your clothes, my son. You are in my power. I will mark you as my own with my golden shower. Bring your ass, and bring your dick, bring your mouth, for you see You'll discover as you lick that my cock is juicy."
Naked then the youngster knelt. In the snow he shivered. But he cold no longer felt, when Master delivered Warming streams of yellow piss over all his body Using this new slave of his as a human potty.
Naked then the slave arose, and gratefully to show thanks, Left his shoes and all his clothes in the nearby snowbanks. Slave and Master, forth they went, forth they went together; Both of them now warm, content, despite the bitter weather.
4-Tune: Jingle Bells
A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And so I took a whip to my slave's backside. My slave is lean and lank. Misfortune is his lot. So I fucked him hard and long With everything I got.
Chorus: Anal balls, anal balls. Dildo all the way. Oh! what fun it is to fuck His sorry ass each day.
Pushing through his hole In the roughest way, Deep inside I go Laughing all the way. List'ning to him scream Makes my spirits bright. What fun it is to fuck his ass And keep it up all night. [Chorus]
A day or two ago, He got out of his cell And went out on the snow, And on his ass he fell; I was riding by In a one-horse open sleigh, I laughed as there he sprawling lie, But quickly drove away. [Chorus]
Now the ground is white Go it while you can, Take your slave tonight and fuck him like a man; Show him who's the boss Give him what he needs Hitch him to St. Andrew's cross And crack! you'll take the lead. [Chorus]
5-Tune: God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
If you would want a gentle man Then I am not your guy! For I am never gentle when I open up my fly. I gladly use all Satan's power To make you scream and cry And I'll get so much sadistic joy, Sadistic joy When I use you for my sadistic joy.
6-Tune: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
I came upon the midnight clear, 'Twas glorious to behold. My subbie was bending near my cock, To touch my rod of gold. A piece of ass, a willing mouth, He gave his all-gracious King. And after I fucked him long and hard, I made my subbie sing.
Then with all kinds of sin and strife I made him suffer long; I whipped his ass, I squeezed his tits, I beat his nuts and dong; His voice got higher, louder too, With every smack and sting, O man, it gave me such a thrill To hear my subbie sing.
The wretch, beneath his crushing load, While he was bending low, I made him sing, I made him dance With painful steps and slow, "Look now! and drink my golden shower come swiftly now and bring Your sorry ass for me to use, And sing, my subbie, sing!"
7-Tune: O Little Town of Bethlehem
O little boy in bed again, how nervously you lie! I know you're dreaming as you sleep of some big macho guy. So in your dark room now, Son, I sneak to seek delight; Your hopes, your fears, your joy, your tears, I'll take from you tonight.
I smile while I look at you all innocent from above, And while you rest, I'll get dressed in leather vest and glove. I think about the pleasure which you will give my soul When I start pounding at your ass and fuck your aching hole!
O little boy in bed again, you're such a pretty lay; I'll have such fun with you my Son when I fuck you today. My ear will hear you screaming, and in this room of sin, Your meek soul will receive me 'til my big cock enters in.
What did you think of these carols? Please send your comments, positive or negative, to Herb_Cat@mailcity.com. Thank you.
And Happy Holidays!