Summary: Two teammates share an off-campus apartment. The washer has been unplugged to make it appear broken. This story is told in dialog.
- Thanks for looking at the washer.- No problem bro. Sorry, I needed to take out your laundry to see inside. - Let me get those out of your way. - I'd rather have the light to see by - stand back. - Okay, brah. - Fuhhh, I really thought resetting the breaker would do it. - I hope we get it fixed before my date tomorrow night. - Brah, it's just underpants. - They're my girlfriend's favorite kind. - I'm going to my boyfriend's later and can have these back to you tonight. - You'd do that for me brah? - Sure, it's no problem. My bf will let me use his washer. - Great, let me help you gather them up. Sorry, they're kinda stinky and there are a lot of them. - Bro, to help a brah out, it's no problem.
-- 20 Minutes Later --
- Did you get them? - Oh yeah, 5 dirty jockstraps and about a dozen twice worn dirty white briefs. - I was hoping for briefs. They stink so much more than his boxers. - You have the decoys ready. - Oh yeah. I've got his exact brands and colors. - New, washed, and ready to return? - Exactly. He'll never know that we switched them for new so we could keep his dirty ones. - And the best part is after we sell the dirty ones online, we can swap out his underpants over and over. - This is a gold mine! - Fuhhh, this one is full of cum stains. I'm in heaven.
-- 5 Hours Later --
- Oh, hey. Thanks! - No problem brah. - Your bf was cool with you washing these. I mean even my rank jocks? - I brought him a six-pack of beer. - Yeah, most brahs would suck you off for free beer. Haha. - I know quite a few who blow their buds even without the beer. - Whaaa? Even if you are gay, you're making that up. - No bro, it's not gay or anything. Dry spells happen. - So, it's just a brah thing? - Mostly. I mean real brahs would do each other right? - I guess. I mean sure. Fair is fair. But, I'm not gay. - Gay, straight doesn't matter. When a brah is horny, he'd fuck the hair on the barber's floor. - I was hoping for a hot blowjob tonight. But she canceled. - No way! And now you have all these clean underpants. - Yeah, and nobody to show them off to. - I've seen you in the gym. I bet your ass fills them out nicely. - Maybe but I've been told I fill out the front side even better than the back. - Dude, don't play coy. You've got an elephant trunk between your legs. - Hey! Don't tease. And, brah, we agreed that fair is fair. So... - What'da-ya mean? - You've seen mine let me see yours. - I can't. - What? - I mean, I could. But, brah. You make mine look micro. - It can't be that bad. - Yeah it is. I asked my doctor if my dong was average. - What'd he say? - I'm too embarrassed to tell you. - Here let me help. - Shit! Damn! I haven't been pantsed in years. - Ha! Fuck Bro. You weren't kidding. It is small! And in a cock cage? - Crap! - Don't bother to hide your jailed up junk with your hand now. - Jeez. - I already saw the chastity cage. I can't believe you can hide your tiny bits and pieces with one hand. - Sometimes I use two. - Why is your ass crack pulling apart like that? What is that big black thing in between your ass cheeks? - Nothing to worry about. Really. - It's a big black butt plug! - Ooofff! Sir! Oh! - It's not easy to get back out but it slides in pretty easy. - Bro, I can't pull up my pants with your foot on my gym shorts. - I'll move my foot. But first, what does that tattoo mean? - Oh, ummm, nothing. - Is that a tattoo of a small padlock with the word princess under it? - Brah, please don't say it. - You lair! Your boyfriend isn't the cuck. - I can explain. - You're the cuck in your relationship and he's the hot boyfriend. - Yes, Sir. Please don't tell the gang. - Did you just call me Sir? I like the way that sounds. - I'll do anything, Sir. - Oh this is nice. You seriously want this kept a secret? - What can I do? - Be back here at 7 pm. - Yes, Sir. - I'll have as many anonymous hookups as I can get ready to unload their sperm tanks. - Sir, it will be an honor for me to take their loads. - You? No, not you. Bring your husband. - Sir? - You're the cuck. Bring your hot boyfriend and you can stand a watch. Look at the bright side, you'll get to clean out your husband's cum filled hole when it's over. - Oh, I thought it would be my ass getting...never mind. Yes, Sir. - Good cuck.