Disclaimer: i have no idea if brad pitt and ewan mcgregor are gay. actually, i'm pretty sure they're not which sucks the big one. this story depicts the two hot actors in hot sweaty sexual intercoruse, and if this type of material offends you, then do not read the following story. then again, if this type of material offends you, what the hell are you doing at this site anyway?
Comments to Bobbi Douden: frikkinfaggot@yahoo.com ------------------- Brad and Ewan ------------------- It was the premiere of Brad Pitt's newest movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad and Angelina were walking down the red carpet as stupid tabloid reporters and paparazzi were taking their pictures. After what seemed like ages, Brad and Angelina finally reached the entrance to the theater. Unfortunately, inside, there were even more reporters trying to get pictures of them. Brad and Angelina sighed and tried to get through the crowd but the annoying reporters were just too much for them. Then Brad felt something take his hand. Brad grasped whatever had reached for him, and quickly felt himself pulled out of the crowd of reporters. On the other side stood Ewan McGregor. He just stood there and smiled at Brad.
"Thanks, man." Brad said as he brushed off his expensive tux.
"Of course," Ewan replied still smiling at him.
Brad thought this was rather unusual. "What are you smiling at?"
"I'm just glad to finally get to see you in person." Ewan said. "My wife and I are really huge fans of yours."
"Wow, cuz I've always been a fan of your work." Brad said. Then Angelina came out from the crowd and stood next to Brad.
"Thanks for grabbing me," she said coldly.
"No problemo," Brad retorted. Then he looked back at Ewan and handed him a card. "Hey, after the movie there's going to be a party at my place. Actors, actresses, directors, tons of people are gonna be there. Just thought I'd give you a heads up."
"Thanks," said Ewan, still smiling at Brad. "I'll see ya later then."
"Of course. Hope you enjoy the movie."
Later that night, after the movie was over, Ewan drove over to Brad's place. There were security people everywhere. Ewan quickly got out of his car and walked up to the front door. After showing some ID, Ewan walked through the front door to Brad's enormous house. He gazed all over the place just the atmosphere seemed larger than life. Then he decided it was time to explore the place and look for Brad in order to thank him for the invite. Ewan looked all over but did not see Brad or Angelina anywhere so he figured they were probably in the bedroom doing whatever they wanted to each other. Then, the urge suddenly came upon Ewan, a necessary urge; he had to go to the bathroom. So he quickly walked through the entire house looking for a bathroom.
He finally found one with an open door and with no couple excitedly making out. So he quickly went inside and shut the door so he could finally relieve himself. As he was relieving himself the door quickly swung open and Ewan turned his head around to see Brad standing at the doorway.
"Oh god! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to..."
"It's all right, Brad. I'm done anyway."
"Oh. Well, good, can I get in there now?"
"Sure."
Ewan quickly left the room and Brad shut the door after him. Then it hit Ewan. Brad had only been wearing little bikini briefs. He thought about that for a minute as he sat down in a chair near the entrance of the bathroom. Brad probably really was getting it on with someone. The thought of Brad getting it on with someone made Ewan surprisingly hard. He had never felt like this before while thinking about another man. He didn't know what it was about Brad that made him different from other guys, but Ewan liked it. As he was thinking about that, the bathroom door opened again and Brad stepped out. Ewan tried not to stare at his amazing body as he walked out of the bathroom. Then Brad stopped in front of Ewan, with his impressive bulge staring Ewan in the face. Ewan tried to remain calm about it and stood up.
"I just wanted to thank you for inviting me."
Brad smiled his cocky smile and patted Ewan on the shoulder. "Of course, man. I hope you have a good time."
"I hope so too." Ewan said. Then Brad started to walk away. Ewan tried not to stare at that amazing sight, but he couldn't help it. As he was staring Brad turned around.
"Are you staring at my ass?" Brad asked.
"Who wouldn't? Your ass is fine."
"Really? This from a straight guy?"
"Yeah. You have a nice tight ass, Brad. Congratulations."
Brad laughed a little laugh that Ewan found simply adorable for some reason. He started to walk toward Ewan and stood in front of him again. "You know, I meant it when I said I was a fan of your work. All of your movies, even back to the Velvet Goldmine days. And may I say you pack a nice ass as well?"
Ewan stopped for a minute. Brad seemed to be hitting on him. Was this possible? Then Ewan felt something happen in his pants. He was getting rock hard. He tried to act as comfortable as he could but with Brad standing there in his skimpy underwear it was rather hard to do so. Brad looked down and laughed. "You wear extremely tight clothes, Ewan."
"Really? Why do you say that?"
"Cuz I can see your hardon through your pants."
"Oh. Haha, what is that doing there?"
"It's there because you can't resist the sight of me in my underwear."
"What? No, that's ridiculous."
"Well, I think it's true. You wanna go to the bedroom and fool around a little?"
"What?"
Brad laughed that adorable little laugh again and Ewan smiled wide. "Do you want to have a nice fuck in my bedroom?"
Ewan froze where he was standing. Could Brad really be serious? Did he actually ask if Ewan wanted to go to his room to fool around? He could feel his hardon get even harder. As he stood there, Brad took a step closer and whispered in his ear, "I'm so goddamn horny, Ewan, I wish you would fuck the shit outta me." Then he took a step back and smiled at Ewan, who remained shocked for quite sometime.
"EWAN!" Ewan jumped and looked around. He realized he was standing just inside Brad's bedroom; he hadn't even realized that they had walked up to the bedroom together. Then he saw whose shout had broken his reverie; Colin Farrell was putting his clothes on as he walked out of the room.
"Have a nice time, fucker," Colin whispered as he left the room.
Ewan stared after Colin as he left, and turned toward Brad. "Wasn't that Colin Farrell?"
"Hell yeah one of the best fucks I've ever had, to tell the truth."
"Oh my fucking god, how many guys have you fucked?"
"More than you ever have, I'm sure. You've heard all those stories? The ones about Tom Cruise, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Bacon, and many others; those were just to name a few. They're all true. And now I'm gonna get Ewan McGregor, the actor who is least afraid to show off his hot shit. Now why don't you come over to the bed and give me some of that hot shit you aren't afraid to show off."
"Well sure, Brad, this is all just happening so fast."
"Oh, don't worry. Once we get started it will be nice, long, and maybe even a little painful and pleasurable at the same time."
Brad took off his bathrobe to reveal he was completely naked. Ewan felt butterflies in his stomach. Brad was just so lean, full of all this lean muscle. And it didn't hurt that his cock was huge as well, and it was rock hard. Ewan felt the swelling in his pants again. Brad looked over at him and laughed. "Ewan, you are ready for this. Just take off your clothes and get over here."
Ewan couldn't resist. He took his shirt off and quickly jumped on the bed on top of Brad. He couldn't wait to kiss those hot lips. He crawled up the Brad's face and started kissing him. Brad just laughed heartily and pushed him off. "You don't think that is how things are gonna go down do you?"
"Sorry. What's wrong?"
"Well, for one thing, you have on way too many clothes for me to be aroused."
"Oh, yeah, I was just so excited."
"Yes, I can see that."
Ewan looked down at his completely obvious erection and laughed. Brad laughed as well before lunging for Ewan and tugging his pants down. Ewan was surprised at Brad's suddenly aggressive behavior but it turned him on so much. He took in a deep breath and sighed as Brad stared at the tight bikini briefs that were hiding Ewan's glory. Brad started to suck on Ewan's hardon through his underwear, and Ewan moaned loudly. Ewan reached down to Brad's head and massaged Brad's recently bleached blonde hair. Brad, feeling very in the moment, brought his hands up to Ewan's ass and started squeezing the two cheeks together and apart and back together again. Ewan gasped when he felt Brad's hands on his ass and gasped again when Brad suddenly pulled down the bikini briefs. Ewan's glorious cock flipped out of his underwear and slapped Brad in the face.
Both Ewan and Brad giggled to themselves before Brad slowly started sucking just the tip of Ewan's cock. Ewan moaned in ecstasy. This is what he had been wanting for such a long time. Brad's mouth felt so good around his raging hardon. He pushed at Brad's head for it to go deeper down the long hard shaft. Brad started moaning because it was such a hot feeling to facefuck Ewan. Then Ewan started thrusting in and out of Brad's mouth. He started feeling completely aroused. He felt the cum inside him start to move and start traveling toward the outside of his body. He sighed and moaned loudly. "Brad I'm gonna fucking cum!"
At that Brad looked up at Ewan and stopped sucking his cock. He stood up and gazed at Ewan. "Well, we don't want that, do we?"
"We don't?"
"Hell no! Man, we're just getting started! Now, you wanna see what your cock tastes like?"
Brad pulled Ewan in and they started making out. Ewan had never felt so wonderful and in heaven than he did right now, not even when he was with his wife. Just to taste Brad's lips and his own cock at the same time was a wonderful feeling. As they continued to make out, Ewan pushed them onto the bed. Then Brad stopped him.
"Ok, man, you're gonna cum pretty soon. I can tell."
"Yeah I know, this feels wonderful, Brad."
"But I want you to cum in my ass Ewan."
Ewan just smiled at Brad. Brad smiled back and lifted his legs in the air, exposing his trimmed ass and loose asshole. "Stick it in me, Ewan."
Ewan edged up close to Brad and held on to his legs. As he slowly stuck his long hard cock up Brad's ass, Brad leaned his head back and moaned in pleasure. "Oh, fuck yeah, Ewan, that's it. That feels fucking nice."
Then Ewan had a sudden dirty thought. He pushed his cock all the way up Brad's ass, and Brad screamed loudly. "Oh my god!" Brad gasped and looked down at Ewan, who was smiling evilly at him. "Ewan, yeah! Oh fuck yeah! Fuck me, Ewan! That feels so fucking fabulous!"
"You like that, Brad? You like my cock up your filthy ass?"
"Oh yeah, I love it Ewan, fuck me harder!"
Ewan began pounding his cock up Brad's ass. Brad winced in pain, and even Ewan was showing signs of discomfort, but both of them were having a fantastic time. "I'm gonna fucking cum, Brad."
"I know, Ewan. You better cum. you better cum inside my ass."
"I will. I'll cum all over your ass, Brad. You're gonna have an assfull of cum."
As Ewan pounded harder and faster and even harder, Brad just lay there in total ecstasy. They were now both moaning very loudly as Ewan was coming up to the finish. Then, with a very loud scream, Ewan shot a huge load up Brad's ass. Brad gasped at the power of the orgasm and couldn't contain it any longer. He shot a huge load that went all over the place, including Ewan's body. Ewan closed his eyes and chuckled to himself as he slowly slid out of Brad's ass. Brad laughed as he pulled Ewan down toward him and began to lick all the cum off of Ewan's body.
Once they were completely finished, Brad pulled Ewan down and the two stars lay next to each other. Ewan draped his arms around Brad and hugged him tightly. "That was wonderful, Brad. Thank you so much."
"Whatever, I should be thanking you. That fuck was the best I've had in a long time, and this was your first time."
"It sure was."
"So that means you're a virgin."
"With guys, yeah."
"So you're ass would be pretty tight, then, huh?"
Ewan opened his eyes and looked at Brad. Brad turned to him and gave him an evil smile. "Oh, no, Brad. I don't know if I'm ready for that."
"Of course you are. You just fucked me so I wanna return the favor."
"Brad, really, I dunno..."
"You know you want it."
Brad stared deep into Ewan's eyes. Ewan, who was getting extremely nervous, couldn't stand the look Brad was giving him.
"C'mon, Brad, give me a break. I just had the best fuck of my life with the most powerful orgasm ever."
"Exactly. More of a reason to keep going."
"Brad, I..."
Brad shushed Ewan by holding his hand to Ewan's mouth. He stared deep into Ewan's eyes again, and Ewan tried to turn away, but Brad wouldn't let him. Then Brad went in for another kiss. At first Ewan was annoyed. He knew Brad was just trying to calm him down so it wouldn't be so hard getting into his ass. But then, Ewan realized Brad was gonna get what he wanted and he was loving how Brad was kissing him, so he just gave in and allowed Brad to keep going.
They made out while lying on the bed for what seemed like forever. Pretty soon all Ewan wanted was for Brad to get it over with and finally give him the fuck of his life. He started to get impatient but also didn't want the making out to end. It was just so hot; kissing Brad for such a long time. But right then, Brad stopped kissing him. He pushed the covers away and sat on his knees, his cock sticking straight out. "Suck it, Ewan."
Ewan just stared at Brad's amazing hard cock. It was sitting right there, the thing we had craved for so long. It was right in front of him, hard as a rock and waiting to get the juices sucked out of it. Ewan rolled over onto his stomach and got right in front of Brad's cock. Brad started massaging Ewan's head and pushed it in towards his cock. Ewan started to suck it, but just the tip. Brad moaned in so much pleasure, Ewan was such a good cocksucker, or tipsucker anyway. Ewan looked up to see Brad hanging his head back; he could tell Brad was really enjoying it. So he started to slowly travel down Brad's long hard shaft, taking it in inch by inch, deeper and deeper. Brad started moaning uncontrollably. He couldn't help it, Ewan was just so hot.
Then Ewan suddenly felt this wonderful sensation. He had officially deep-throated Brad Pitt's cock. It felt wonderful, and Brad's moans were getting louder and louder. He even started spewing profanities. "Aww fuck yeah, Ewan! Fucking suck my fucking cock Oh goddamn it feels so fucking wonderful, yeah Ewan fuck yeah oh fuck shit it feels fucking magical." All these words plus the moaning really turned Ewan on. Brad could feel his precum oozing out of his cock, and Ewan lapped it up like a little puppy. Then Brad realized it was time to stop.
"All right, Ewan, it's my turn." Ewan looked up at Brad's face. Brad smiled down at Ewan. "I can't let you make me cum in your mouth. I've gotta cum in your ass, Ewan. Then you won't be a virgin anymore."
"Well I think I'd be deflowered anyway, but..."
"Shut the fuck up and get on your hands and knees!"
Ewan quickly obeyed and got on his hands and knees. He liked that Brad was suddenly acting so dominant. Then Brad opened a drawer and pulled out some lube. He rubbed it all over his cock and all over Ewan's ass. "I'm gonna be nice to you this time Ewan, since it's your first time, but don't expect lube anymore after this."
"Will you just stick it in there, goddamnit?" Ewan exclaimed. He was so ready for what was about to happen. He was sure of it.
Brad was a little taken aback. No one had ever talked to him like that before, but he never really fucked anyone anyway. He was usually the one to get fucked. So having Ewan yell at him like that turned him on even more.
"Yeah, you want my cock in your ass, Ewan?"
"Yes, now fucking stick it in there!"
"Okay, but it's gonna hurt."
"I don't fucking care, Brad, I gotta have that juicy cock in my ass!"
Brad just laughed at Ewan, who was almost begging like a dog. So he got up at Ewan's ass and moved his cheeks apart. He then started to slowly stick his raging cock up Ewan's ass. Ewan had never felt anything like that before, and it hurt so badly. "OUCH!" he screamed. "Fuck, Brad; that hurts!"
"I told you."
Ewan was practically holding his breath as Brad pushed his cock in even further. Ewan could feel his face turning purple. Brad sighed and slapped Ewan on the ass. "Hey! Calm down fucker! Relax! Your ass is so tight I can barely get anything in there!"
"You mean there's hardly anything in there?"
"That's right, Ewan. Pretty much just the tip that you sucked so marvelously."
"Oh, fuck, it feels like so much more!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"This feels like a lot?"
"Fuck, yeah, Brad, you don't even know!"
"Well, how's this?" then he suddenly rammed his whole cock up Ewan's ass. Ewan screamed in pain, and Brad laughed evilly. "A little small talk can go a long way, my friend." Tears were forming in Ewan's eyes. It just felt so painful and yet so spectacular. He loved the feeling of Brad's enormous cock up his virgin ass. It was so wonderful and Ewan didn't want it to end. He felt his ass clinging to Brad's cock. Brad felt this too and didn't know what to do. He wanted to thrust in and out and in and out but Ewan's ass wouldn't let him move at all. "Ewan, man, you gotta relax, I can't move my cock."
Ewan smiled at this comment and turned around to face Brad. "Okay, is there a problem?"
"Yeah, my fucking cock is stuck inside your fucking ass!"
Ewan realized what he was doing and squeezed Brad's cock even harder. Brad moaned in pain. This wasn't right. He was supposed to be fucking Ewan; he was supposed to be the dominant one. He could feel his juices flowing in his long hard shaft. How on earth was Ewan so in control? He must be a top; it was the only explanation for the rough ride his ass was giving Brad. "Oh fuck yeah, Ewan, squeeze my cock even harder, that's it oh fuck yeah!"
"Yeah, you fucking like that, Brad?"
"Fuck, yeah, Ewan! I fucking love what your ass is doing to me!"
"You wanna cum in my ass, huh, Brad?"
"Oh yeah, Ewan! I AM gonna cum; I'm gonna fucking cum in your ass!"
Both Brad and Ewan screamed as Brad shot an enormous load up Ewan's ass. It was just so hot and wet, Ewan loved the way Brad's cum felt that he sprayed all over the bed. Then Ewan collapsed in his own cum and finally relaxed. Brad slowly pulled his cock out of Ewan's ass. It was definitely used and abused and it felt like shit. Brad slowly crawled up next to Ewan and crawled up next to him. Ewan was unconscious. Then Brad felt his vision start to get blurry. "Oh no, not again" he thought right before he fainted next to Ewan. --------- The End --------