These are some stories or the cartoon hunk Bluto. I don't know about you, but as a kid he was one of my first male crushes. Fuck Popeye as he was always weird looking to me. Bluto was a mans man. Big beefy and muscular in later cartoons. These are tales of many of the Bluto characters he has done. And Popeyes longed desire to have the big hunky man. I know if I were him I would be all over Bluto.
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Bluto Tales (Caveman cock (1)
... Popeye and his girl Olive Oil were walking through the forest one day. They had decided to get away from the city for a bit. To go camping and rough it'. Popeye telling Olive that he knew what he was doing when it came to being out in the woods. Boy scouts and the navy teaching him so. And Olive was fine with it so long as he kept her safe. Afraid of such animals as bears and wolves. They had set up camp some hours earlier upon the arrival to the camp grounds. The they decided to take a hike up the trails and up into the hills. They had stayed mostly on the main trails per Popeyes insistence. Telling her that these were safer trails as they were highly marked and the ground worn by many foot falls. And for the most part Olive followed the lead and enjoyed the trekking they were doing.
"This is ever so much fun Popeye" she said to him "I am glad you talked me into it"
Popeye smiled and then they continued along the main trails. Out then they reached another fork in the road (er trails) again. Not that they hadn't many times on this hike already. But this one for some reason made Olive pause. And she was somewhat intrigued by this new trail. Beyond 50 feet you could see the heavy cover of the brush and trees. So it was easily seen as the more untravelled route. But Olive looked into the trees there. What stopped here was the sounds of the forest near there. Somewhat heavier than other trails before. And as she peered down into it all, she found the urge to want to go into that direction.
"Hmm. This oath seems interesting Popeye" she said "Can we walk this way?"
Popeye paused and shrugged his shoulders. But suggesting that they stay on their beaten path. That it was a more secure and safe route. That the other one was more uncertain. And for a moment Olive agreed. But her head kept chiming in to go down the riskier path. That it would lead them to something exciting. So even after them staring to move back along the main path, she stopped a few yards away. Then she looked back at the dense forest. That one path calling back at her. Wanting her to head in it's ominous direction. Popeye had continued to move for a bit further. Not realizing olive had stopped at all. He started to speak to her and tell her that they should be at a rest area soon. That they would stop and grab a bit out of his backpack and relax for a bit. Looking at the map they received at the campsite entrance of all the major paths. Pouring out to the market on it showing the next area to sit and cool his heels.
"And we should be there in another 15 minutes or so" he had started to say "Sound good Olive?"
He did not hear her respond. Then paused and called back out again.
"Sound good Olive" he chirped again.
There was no answer. Popeye looked back and saw Olive was not with him. She had disappeared. So he rushed back the way they had come. Calling out her name to make sure she was alright.
"Olive, Olive. Where are you!" He shouted out. "Olive!" "Here" came the call back "I am here Popeye. Down this other path"
He paused at the fork in the trail they had passed before. The one Olive was so interested in. Then called in to the split in the brush. She answers back and he knew she had gone down that trail. The exact one he told her not to go down. So he pushed in through the trees after her. Popeye reached her as there were now deep into the forest. Grabbing her arm to stop her. To get her to turn around. Again stating this oath was not safe.
"Absolutely not!" She shouted back "I want to go this way. And we are going this way" "Or you can bi in your own Popeye "
Well he had no choice. Olive had made up her mind and he would not be able to change it. And forcing here would only ruin the day. She would probably not speak to him again. So Popeye sighed and shrugged his shoulders. Then he followed her in to the forest. Deeper and deeper into it. Olive stopped after a bit to listen. She thought she had heard something and wanted him to hear it too. Both stopping to listen to the sounds of the forest.
"Here that" she said "Sounds like water" "We are near water"
Popeye out his hand to his ear and listened as she suggested. Olive was right, he did hear water, the sounds of a waterfall nearby.
"Sounds simply romantic" she said with a swoon "Let's go Popeye"
The pushed through the forest to a clearing and a pool of water and a thin river leading away from a water fall some twenty yards off. It was beautiful. And Olive was of course to point out that her route was better. They set up and had a small picnic there by the water fall. And Popeye did wonder why this path was not said to be the best. It was actually lovely. A perfect setting for a romantic meal. Something he hoped would lead elsewhere So they say there at the waters edge. Eating. And getting closer. Even kissing some. And Popeye was liking this.
"Ain't this so romantical" olive chirped "Yes it is" he said back "And you said we should go this way" "So silly"
But as they sat there enjoying the waterfall. There was a strange noise that came from it. And then after a weird glimmer in the falls themselves. Like something was moving behind it.
"Popeye. What is that?" Olive asked "Just the waterfall" he said back "It's just the waterfall"
But unfortunately for Popeye, Olive was curious again. She had to see what it was. So she got up and headed for it. Even as he told her to hold on and not go
"You will get wet!" He called at her
But she just waved him off and headed towards the rocks at the edge of the falls. Popeye had to get up and follow her, before she got in trouble or fell and injured herself. She crawled over some rocks to get to a place that was at the edge of the falling water. Then as she stepped closer to the opening she saw, she slipped and fell through the water. Popeye saw her fall and disappear behind the falls. He rushed over the rocks. Clamoring over them to get to where she had fallen. Calling out her name as he did
"Olive, Olive, are you okay!" He shouted "Olive!"
He reached the spot where she had fallen and stepped into the rock that had made he slip. And as he did the Rick seemed to shift under his feet and he was hurled forward and into the falls as well. There was a first splash as he went in and then cold air rushing about him. He was falling, and falling, and falling. There was a mountain of pressure around him and Popeye blacked out. Unconsciousness wrapping itself around him...
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