Blumpkin

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BLUMPKIN

by Robert Glynn

Scott and I had been dating for just over four months, and I had just moved into his apartment on Saturday. We're both students, so moving my stuff consisted of loading my clothes and junk in my car, and unloading it in his apartment, over and done in a couple of hours, easy as pie.

Saturday night we went out for a celebratory dinner, split a couple of bottles of wine, and had a great time. It was so much fun, and we were both happy about being a gay couple, the first time for both of us.

That night we made love. As usual I bottomed for Scott, my preferred role, and Scott dominated and took charge, as he is wont to do. I love the way he fucks and uses me. He can be bossy, and I like bossy. He can be a little rough, and I like rough.

Sunday morning I woke up first, and padded naked to the kitchen to make coffee and toast, which I brought back to serve him breakfast in bed. I woke him with a kiss as I felt up his cock. When he thrust his tongue in my mouth, with his smelly early morning breath, it was so hot. I felt him up as we kissed and he had morning wood, as he always does. "Good morning, young master," I said, handing him his coffee, "how may I serve you today?"

"Good morning, little bitch," Scott answered. "Well, I'll be wanting full, unlimited, access to your anus and rectum all day, of course, but maybe I can think of other ways you can serve me as well."

"I hope so." I said.

We sat in bed, naked, drinking our coffee, eating toast, and just feeling happy and good.

When Scott finished his coffee and toast, he said, "I know how you can serve me, little bitch, you can give me a blumpkin."

"What's a blumpkin?" I asked.

"You don't know what a blumpkin is?"

I shook my head no.

"Well, here," he said reaching over to pick up the laptop that was sitting on his bedside table, "look it up on Wiktionary."

I went to Wikipedia, and from there to Wiktionary, and once there, I found and read out loud: "Blumpkin: the act of preforming fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet."

I turned and looked at Scott who was grinning at me. "You want me to blow you while you're taking a shit?" I asked incredulously.

"Exactly!" Scott said.

"Why would you want that?" I asked truly puzzled. "Are you into shit?"

"I want it because it's sexy, because it's hot, and because it let's me know how far you will submit to me, and do what I want," Scott said. "Besides you may not know it yet, but you want to do it. You want to get nasty with me, you want to submit to me, while I'm being an animal. You want to suck my cock while you're smelling my shit, don't you, little bitch?"

"No," I said, "I don't want to smell your shit, or anyone else's either."

"Oh, yeah, how come your cock just got hard? Hard cocks don't lie, little bitch."

I glanced down and indeed my cock was hard, erect and already dripping wet. Was he right? Hard cocks don't lie. Was I turned on at the thought of giving my roommate a blumpkin, blowing him while he was shitting in the toilet?

Why did that act even have a name? How many guy's got off on getting their cock sucked while taking a shit? How many guys got off on sucking a dude taking a shit? Was I one of those guys? What would it be like, having sex, up close to Scott's turds?

"How about it, little bitch? I'm ready to dump. You ready to blow me?"

I don't know why I answered as I did, but I answered, "I don't know, maybe."

Scott pumped his fist, whooped, and said, "I knew it. But now listen, if you're going to give me a blumpkin, it's going to have to be a full blumpkin, we're not going half way, okay?"

"What do you mean? What's a full blumpkin?"

"Well, if I have to piss while I'm shitting, I'm doing it in your mouth, and you're drinking it, right."

We had done water sports before. I had drunk his piss and liked it, so this was nothing new, and I said, "Okay."

"And after we're done, you're going to wipe my ass," he paused for effect, "with your mouth."

"What?" I almost shouted. "You expect me to wipe your shitty ass hole with my mouth."

"Of course I do, little bitch, and you're going to do that for me, aren't you baby?" Scott coaxed, saying, "Your cock says you want to. Come on baby, you know you want it, don't you baby? You want to be my toilet paper? You know that's what your tongue was made for, don't you, little bitch?"

Something inside of me surrendered. "Okay," I said, "I guess, but only this once."

"Oh no, baby-doll, oh no. You're going to do this every time I take a shit, from now on. So, come on honey-pie, let's get nasty, let your freak flag fly."

So saying, Scoot took my hand and led me to the bathroom. He sat down on the toilet and had me get on my knees in front of him, between his spread legs. "Come on little bitch, get down on your man's cock."

As soon as I had his still soft dick deep in my mouth, he farted and I was surrounded by a cloud of his smelly, belly gas. I inhaled, breathing in, sniffing his fart. I started stroking my cock.

Fuck, this was hot, way hot.

Scott farted again, and then released a stream of hot, pungent, first-morning piss in my mouth. Scott was using two toilets and I was one of them. I drank all his piss.

When my boy friend had finished peeing in me, I continued to masturbate, and Scott started to shit.

The smell was overpowering, and the sound of his turds crackling as they slid out of his ass and fell, splashing into the toilet below, was mind bending.

I was sucking my man, and masturbating, while he was shiting in the toilet.

Scott took his time shitting, while I work hard and fast, impaling my face on his cock, going up and down, pumping in and out, deep in my throat.

As Scott finished shitting, I moaned and blasted my load all over the white porcelain toilet in front of me. At the same time I heard him cry out, and felt his cum spurting down my throat.

After we both calmed down for a moment, Scott swung a leg up and over me as I pulled back, off his cock. He stood up, turned around, and presented his ass to me. "Go on little bitch, wipe my dirty shit hole with your pretty mouth."

I could see his hole was indeed, covered with a thick gob of soft, brown, smelly, shit.

Unable to restrain myself, I fell on his anus and began to lick and eat his shit. I became his toilet paper. For the first time ever, I ate my boyfriend's shit. I wiped Scott's dirty shit hole with my mouth and tongue.

When I was done, when his shit hole was clean, and my mouth was dirty, Scott turned around, bent down and kissed me. "Umm, delicious," he said.

"You like the taste of your shit?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I like the taste of your mouth, after you've eaten my shit. Now thank me for giving you your first blumpkin experience, the first of many."

"Thank you master." I said and I kissed him again.