The Best Sex Ever 2 By Bald Hairy Man
This is a story for adult men. It depicts gay sex. If this offends or bothers you, DO NOT READ IT. It is a fantasy and is not a sex manual, or a discussion of safe sex. If you have, any comments send them to bldhrymn@yahoo.com
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I'm Woody Smithson and I am the janitor at West Hope Central School. Actually, I am not the janitor; I am a janitor. Phil Mason is the head janitor. He is the nephew of the head of the school board. He sits in his office and does something. I've never figured out what that something is, but it does take a lot of time. There is another man, Justice DeMont, who works for us. He can do what he's told if someone is watching.
I'm small and ugly, but a doctor told me I am borderline hyperactive. I like to keep busy. I'm the one the teachers call when something breaks, or if there is an emergency. There are lots of things to go wrong in a school, even in a relatively small school. West Hope has 400 students. Accidents happen and things break. I don't mind that. Some kids are stupid about day-to-day things; most are thoughtless. Many seem to have odd ideas about what will flush down a toilet.
They seem to find odd places to hide smoking a cigarette and where it is good place to hide the ashes. You would be surprised that most don't seem to know what the phrase "Flammable Liquid" means. That seems to bring out their urge to experiment and find out just how flammable it is. Oddly, teachers do some odd things too. Some seem to think a janitor is the same as a personal servant. They don't seem to realize that when the abolished slavery that included janitors too. Others don't think at all. Everyone knows I am the guy to call.
I live by myself in a two-room apartment over the drug store. It's a block from the school. In some places, living in downtown is stylish and trendy. West Hope is not one of those places. I'm not married and I don't date. Most assume it's because I'm too ugly. Luckily for me, I'm not much into women. I have some pals and playmates.
I keep that very quiet. Everyone seems to be convinced gays are after their kids. I think of kids as being trouble, not playmates. I like kids, but they don't turn me on in any way. I do have a warm spot for bearded wrestlers, truck drivers and marine types. I like men full grown and mature.
I like sex, but I'm not much into romance. I tend to think romance is what delays you from getting down to sex. Physically I am scrawny, but my scrawn is all muscle. I am bald and sport a Fu Manchu beard. I don't do drugs at all, and I have a few beers on special occasions. If you like low hangers, I'm your man. I think my cock is on the upper edge of average, but because I'm five feet five, it looks bigger than it is.
The first months of the school year are the worst time for me. We have new teachers and new students. This year was particularly bad. Mrs. Robertson, who had been teaching History and Latin retired and was replaced by a twenty three year old kid, Mr. Adam Jones. He looked as if he was afraid of his own shadow. Our business teacher was replaced by Ms. Silvia Kaplan. She looked as if she ate men's balls for breakfast. We had a new assistant Principal, Mr. Jean Montaign. He also taught French and Spanish.
The new students included a few who seem to think they were members of a gang. They weren't but they liked the look and the attitude. I hate attitude. We also got a bevy of girls who liked the Jersey Shore slut look and admired the bitches on Bridezillas.
During the second week of school, we had a break in and the interior of the school was defaced by graffiti. It was a mess. As part of my job, I spend time getting things from the local building supply and I knew the color. It was made by only one company. If you had an ounce of common sense, you would pick black or red paint. Dawn Blue was a poor choice. The cops went to the store, discovered some of erstwhile gang members bought the paint and then discovered it on the kids' fingernails. The kids were sentenced either to pay a stiff fine or to clean it up. That meant the kids and their folks. It would have been better for the kids to do it alone, but that would have taken months. The fine would have worked out to be $5,000.00 per family. That wasn't possible for several of the families.
The principal gave me the job of supervising the clean up. For the kids that was for an hour before and an hour after school. The Judge required that the do all homework and pass all their classes or the deal was off. Several families preferred the fine to the clean up, but Johnny White's dad, Rudy White, wasn't one of them. Johnny was a slug. He moved at the pace of a slug and had the personality of a slug. While most of the kids realized the sooner they did it, the sooner it would be done. Johnny wasn't that smart.
His dad did most of it. He came in three nights a week and did his son's part of the work. He was an automobile mechanic and he worked hard. I met his wife a few times and I figured out where the slug genes came from. He did the part of the work near Mr. Jones' room. I noticed that Mr. Jones tended to work late when Rudy was working.
Rudy was a big, butch man, about as unlike Adam as a man can be. To say Adam was prim and proper understates the case. He had been a track star in college and he became the track coach at the school. He turned out to be very good at that. He was a good teacher and a firm disciplinarian too. I didn't expect that. He was polite, a welcome change from Silvia. Silvia was an ardent feminist, but she acted like an upper class Victorian lady who left the work to the servants. I was one of the servants.
Silvia insisted that I be there to supervise Rudy when he was working at all times. She was convinced he had designs on her body. I seriously doubted that. I saw Adam looking at Rudy and I knew what that look meant. Adam liked them macho.
Rudy wasn't good looking from a feminine point of view. He was the sort of man other men like. He was born to be one of the guys. Adam wasn't. I figured Adam's case was hopeless. That was until I walked in on them in the man's toilets. They were startled and uneasy. I knew there had been some show and tell. I saddled up to the next urinal and pulled out my cock. The urinal screen was broken and was removed to be replaced. I made no effort to conceal my cock. I stroked my cock to get rid of the last drops.
I looked at Rudy who was next to me. He was doing the same. "Nice scenery," I whispered.
"You have a lot of equipment for a small guy," Rudy replied. By then Adam was looking at us over the remaining urinal screen. Rudy and I were both uncut. He peeled the skin back to expose his head. I did the same.
"Is there a safe place in the school?" Rudy asked.
"Shit no," I said. "The school is locked up, but half the town has a key. I live a block away. No one has a key to my apartment. Do you want to come over for coffee or a beer?"
The two men looked at each other and Rudy said, "That sounds good to me." I told them where I lived and went off. I had to check the locks on the school before I left. I was in my apartment in ten minutes. A few minutes later Rudy and Adam were at the door. I had a pot of coffee brewing. Sometimes guys get cold feet and I figured they could have a cup and then go if they changed their minds. It was less embarrassing that way. I've had several men change their minds. I'm not a looker.
I like to refinish furniture in my spare time and Adam thought my apartment was nice. The art teacher is a good artist and I had several of his landscapes on the wall. He liked those too. We talked a little. I said I usually took a shower at the end of the day and asked if they would like to join me. The conversation had been going nowhere and I wanted to press the issue.
"That sounds really good to me," Adam said.
"Me too," Rudy added. "It was a long day at the shop." We went to my bedroom and stripped. I got the water going. I had fixed up the apartment in exchange for rent, and my shower was one that had been miss-ordered by the local plumber. I got it for cost and it was nice. I had tiled it myself and it was big enough for three, but it was tight. Rudy and I had been working hard all day and we needed to shower. Adam mostly watched. I get hard at the drop of a hat. I was hoping I could hold back a little. I couldn't, but Rudy and Adam were hard too, so it wasn't a problem.
Being naked and erect eliminates the question as to if the other guys are into it. I guess you could say I'm not interested, my erection is due to a medical condition, but that would be a stretch. Adam was a young, toned, fit man. He was hairless except for his bush. I had glanced at his cock in the men's room at the school. It looked okay. Erect it was more than okay. Rudy was muscular and hairy like a baboon. I was hairy like a chimp.
If you saw a painting of barbarians ravishing a Roman virgin, you could have used us as models. It turned out Adam wanted to ravish Rudy. Adam sort of held back at first, but when he got into it, he jumped in with both feet. He wanted Rudy's cock. I found out later Rudy and I were the first uncut cocks he had sucked and he loved the extra skin.
During a break, I went for Adam's cock. It was big and juicy. I suctioned some of his juices. He was really into it. We formed a mini daisy chain on the bed, linked mouth to cock. I think Adam had some reservations about me, but as the sex became more intense, the reservations seemed to melt away. My clock chimed; it was 9:00.
Rudy said he had to be home shortly. I asked him if he wanted to shoot off.
"Shit, yes!" he replied. I sank to my knees and gave him the janitor's special, a complete fluid change. I took his load too. I don't like a mess on the floor.
"Do you think we might be able to do this again?" he asked as he left.
"I any time you are in the neighborhood, I am willing," I said. "I am always game."
"Count me in!" Adam said. Rudy left, and Adam and I talked.
"I've never really done this before," he said. "I've suck a few cocks in a men room and once in a rest stop, but I've never been naked in a bed room."
"I hope you liked it," I said.
"It was more than I expected," Adam said. "I sort of knew guys did that sort of stuff, but I didn't think I would find anyone who would do it with me."
"You mean suck you while you were shooting?" I asked. He nodded.
"It was exciting. Do I have to do it to Rudy?"
"Just let nature take its course," I said. "You will end up doing it if you are ready. There is a lot more that you can do when you are into it."
"I'm embarrassed to be naked in front of you," Adam said.
"As I recall Rudy and I were naked too. I think we were hard and dripping a little," I said. "I don't think there is a problem with you being naked. As a matter of fact, I think there would have been a problem if you weren't. You need to relax some and go with the flow.
Rudy had to go out of town for four days. His boss sent him to a class on repairing Hybrid cars. I thought he was a smart man, and this was a big deal. The boss paid for the class and the hotel. When he came back, his wife and son were gone, with his furniture and his checking account. She went back to her parents.
Rudy was shocked, but it wasn't as bad as it could have been. He called his wife the Princess, and she wanted more than a hard working mechanic. Apparently, his in-laws disliked Rudy, and gave his wife an out. Rudy came back to the school to finish cleaning up the graffiti a week later on a Monday. I told him I would take care of it, but Rudy insisted on finishing up the cleaning. He said a deal is a deal.
It was not a surprised that Adam stayed late too. At 7:00, I came by and we all went to my apartment. I asked if he wanted to talk. Rudy said he wanted to suck. I wanted to help him out, but I had to admit some sex might very well help. Sex always made me feel better. We took a shower as we had before. I took care to clean my cock and inside the skin. For a guy not use to uncut meat, that would help.
Rudy was ready, but I think Adam might have been more ready. He was more relaxed than he had been the time before. Rudy went for his cock and Adam went for mine. It was different. When Adam sucked me before it was as if he was tasting some suspect foreign food. As he sucked me now, I realized he liked my meat and seemed to have a taste for my special sauce.
He both enjoyed it and savored it. He played with my foreskin. I have extra skin and it can cover my knob even when I am erect. He enjoyed it. We rotated and I sucked Adam. He was oozing more. I was also able to deep throat him. He ejaculated as I did. I pulled away and he was able to hold it at only two spurts. I hadn't met anyone who could control his spewing cock like Adam. That could be a nice feature.
We took a break. We all had a beer and talked. Adam asked Rudy how he was doing.
"Well it was a shock," Rudy replied. "Things weren't good, but I had no idea they were that bad. When Princess left, there was something missing from my life. Today I realized I missed the nagging. It's strange to go home and not have the continual undertone of nagging. The house was completely quiet. It was nice. I could do anything I wanted when I wanted. I could watch any television program I wanted. It would have been better if my wife hadn't taken the set, but it will be better."
"Is there anything I can do?" Adam asked.
"Well, you're helping out right now. It's nice to get my rocks off," he said. He paused briefly. "I do like to fuck. Are you guys into that, by any chance?"
"I've never done that," Adam said. "I've never actually thought about it."
"I've done it and I liked it," I said. "It's been a while though. That knob of yours might be a tight fit." Rudy looked disappointed.
"Maybe Adam could take a poke and open me up some," I said. "He could get the lube in deep. Do you mind sloppy seconds?"
Rudy laughed. "I don't know, but somehow I doubt it would be a problem," Rudy replied. "Are you game, Adam?" Rudy reached out and stroked Adam's cock. Precum drooled from his slit.
"As I said, I'd like to help," Adam said. "I've never fucked a guy before. I never fucked anyone."
"Don't worry, I can give you some advice!" Rudy said.
I had some lubricant in the bathroom. Rudy lubricated my ass and Adam's cock. I was afraid Adam was too close, but he held back. I was on my back on the bed and had hooked my legs with my arms. That left me wide open and available.
Damn, you have a hairy ass!" Rudy exclaimed. "Now Adam, you just aim your cock head at Woody's hole. Just nuzzle it in there." Poor Adam looked as if he was afraid he'd make a mistake. I hadn't been fucked in a while, but there had been times when a cock was a regular visitor to my ass. There wasn't much Adam could do that would be a problem for me.
"Now, just push and see how tight he is," Rudy instructed. "You're going to have to push harder if you want to get in. An ass is a lot tighter than a cunt." I had a suspicion that Rudy had spent more time on the wild side than he let on. "Push harder!"
Adam was obedient. He pushed a little harder and his knob vanished in my ass. "Take it easy; let him rest a little," Rudy advised. He went to Adam's rear and rested his cock on Adam's ass crack. "Now slide it in!'" he said.
"How far?" Adam asked.
"Go as far as you can," Rudy said. Adam slid in deep. It had been a while since my last fuck and Adam's cock felt great. He was nice, long and thick enough to feel without stretching. He moaned.
"Now begin the thrust, give that ass a workout!" Rudy urged.
"I'm afraid I'll shoot off!" Adam cried.
"Just let nature take its course. You'll be fine. I think Woody's going to be fine too!" Rudy said. Adam lasted longer than I thought he would. He was ripe when he started and he made it a good ten minutes. He began to twitch, and he tried to pull out, but Rudy wouldn't let him.
"Squirt that natural lube in him! Plant it deep!" Rudy cried. I could feel him twitching in my ass. He pulled out. While Adam screwed me, Rudy had lubricated his cock and as Adam pulled out, Rudy's tool filled the void in my ass. His knob was big, but by the time I realized he was in me, it was nice and deep.
I don't like to sound cynical, but I was sure Rudy was more experienced than he let on. He was good. He cock wasn't as long as Adam's was, but his mushroom was big, and he knew exactly where my prostate was. He rubbed it and drove me crazy. He tried to pull out, but I squeezed my ass as tightly as I could. He looked at me and smiled. We understood each other.
Adam was on the bed next to us, trying to catch his breath after his orgasm. We had a good time, but like all good sex, the better it was the sooner the climax. He added his own homemade man seed to the brew in my ass. He was winded and joined Adam resting on the bed.
Adam said he needed to get home so our group broke up. Rudy said he would be back at the school on Thursday to finish cleaning up the remains of his son's bad judgment. We didn't exactly make a date, but I knew we would all be there.
On Tuesday evening, Adam stopped by my apartment. He was nervous.
"Can I talk with you?" he asked. I said sure and he came in.
"I can't believe I've done the things I've done with you and Rudy," he said. "It's been wonderful, but I'm still in a daze."
"I think it was good for all of us."
"Was it okay when I fucked you?" he asked. "It was my first time."
"You did fine and you're more than welcome to stop by for a refill and time you want," I said. "I'm always ready, willing and able."
Adam smiled nervously. "I loved it, but," he paused, "Rudy really turns me on. I could tell he really loves fucking. You liked it, didn't you?"
"I sure did."
"Do you think he wants to fuck me?" Adam asked. "I've never done that."
"I don't know Rudy well, but I would guess he would love to fuck you," I said. "Are you willing?"
"For him I am willing," Adam replied. "I'm afraid I would do it right."
"Adam, I'm pretty sure Rudy wouldn't mind that. I don't think he would mind that at all."
"Woody, would you fuck me? I want to make sure I can take it. I don't want to embarrass myself."
"Adam, I'm a bit bigger than Rudy. It will be easier to take his," I said.
"That's why I want yours. It's bigger and fat. You're a nice guy, but you are kind of. . ."
"Ugly?" I suggested.
"Sort of," he said. "The whole idea of fucking turns me on, but it is gross too. I figure if I can do it with you, I'd have no problem with Rudy."
This wasn't the best pick up line I had ever heard, but he had a virgin ass that needed to be popped. A few minutes later Adam was naked on the bed and I was lubricating his ass. He was hairless except for his pubes and his hole looked miniscule. I touched his hole with my lube-coated finger; he shivered in excitement. A few minutes later, I had two fingers in his ass and was massaging his prostate. He was going crazy.
"Would he be able to tell if I've been fucked?" Adam asked.
"I was with a guy once who had been in a gang-bang. You couldn't tell by his ass," I said. I nudged my cock head into his hole. I had a bottle of poppers and gave him a sniff. Ten minutes later, I knew Adam was born to bottom. He opened wide to let me in and clamped tight once I was in. his prostate was in fine working order and sensitive as hell.
I had to pull out a few times to let him catch his breath, but he was ready to go again in minutes. All was well.
When the three of us met on Thursday, Adam and Rudy were both ready. My training session with Adam had been a complete success. He had discovered a new world of sexual pleasure. We showered and Adam was sucking us as we washed. He couldn't get enough cock. Luckily, Rudy and I have a high tolerance of cock play.
Rudy was excited. He knew my ass was in play. His hand strayed toward Adam's ass and Adam didn't object. He didn't object at all. Rudy wasn't shy at all. When he saw an opening, he went through it. His cock eased its way into Adam's ass. As far as I could tell, it was all that Adam hoped. I watched Adam's face and I could see when Rudy's knob rubbed Adam's prostate.
I should have felt left out, but I felt like the father of the bride. It was a joy to watch them go at it. Rudy began to shiver and shake. I knew he was rear loading Adam. Adam began to squirt. I was close enough to intercept his ejaculations. I ended up with a mouthful of his man seed, and clean sheets.
Adam and Rudy came down from their sexual high. I thought they were done for the night. Adam rallied.
"Damn that was good," Adam said. "Is there any chance you could fuck me again Rudy?"
"I'd love to but it's going to a little longer." Rudy said. "Why don't you let Woody take a poke? He has a nice one and I think your ass can take it."
"You wouldn't mind?" Adam asked.
"Why would I mind?" Rudy asked. "I'd like to watch Woody take you. I use to like watching porn, but it better to watch the real thing."
I lubricated my cock and Adam opened wide. I didn't mind using Rudy's sperm as lube. Adam liked that too.
"Damn, that pretty!" Rudy exclaimed. Rudy didn't just watch us fuck; he joined us. It was a three way, but it was more than that. While I fucked Adam, Rudy poked me. A little later, I fucked Rudy as he screwed Adam. Adam hadn't guessed Rudy bottomed. Rudy didn't just bottom; he loved it. Adam took his turn too.
Over the course of the next year, we turned into a trio. Somehow sex with Rudy or Adam individually was never as good as when we were all together. Every time we three were together, we hit a home run. It was always as good; it was always as good as it could get.