Best Sex Ever 14
By Bald Hairy Man
This is a story for adult men. It depicts gay sex. If this offends or bothers you, DO NOT READ IT. It is a fantasy and is not a sex manual, or a discussion of safe sex. If you have, comments send them to bldhrymn@yahoo.com
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I graduated from college and was off to Graduate School in the fall. I usually had a summer job, but my mother's favorite Uncle, my Uncle Andy, had hurt his shoulder and needed some help. He didn't want strangers in the house, but he would take a nephew. Uncle Andy was a character, the black sheep of the family. He was an artist, and that was a problem in my family. We tended toward being insurance agents.
I am Don Silver and had seen him regularly when I was a kid. His house-studio in Florida had seemed like a treasure chest to me. Everything was odd and unusual. It was exciting to visit. At college I discovered he was a well-known and famous artist. He was a painter and sculptor.
Uncle Andy had fallen and hurt his left arm. He painted with his right arm, which he thought was fine. Cooking was hard for him and he seemed to have a balance problem. He had an older car and it was hard to drive with only one arm. I had to take him to the doctor when I got there. Uncle Andy had a problem with vertigo. The doctor said it would get better, but he needed to be careful. Being careful wasn't Andy's good suit.
I was tired from the end of the semester rush. I had papers and test. I had graduated magna cum laude, and did well in all my classes, but I was prone to over achieve. Life at my Uncle's house was relaxing. He had a leisurely schedule and nothing was rushed. His paintings were good. They were bold and colorful. I thought they were cheerful, but they sold for $10,000.00 to $20,000.00. That would have shocked my family. Uncle Andy was wealthy in addition to being famous.
He looked a bit like Santa, but while he was cheerful and fun, he also had a ribald sense of humor. That had got him into trouble with my family, but I was refreshing for me.
He had many friends and they visited regularly. I didn't think he was gay, but most of his friends were gay. He didn't act the way I though a gay man should, but after a week I knew he was gay. I wasn't too sure what I was. I don't think being an obsessive chemistry major can be classified as a sexual preference. Being straight, gay or a chemistry major isn't right.
I thought I was just unlucky at love. In reality I think I was just trying to avoid the issue. I avoided sex. My folks were Baptist and that was fine with them. I realized Uncle Andy didn't give a shit, so I relaxed.
One of Uncle Andy's best friends was an art dealer named Philippe LaRue. If the phrase "flaming fagot" had not been created, you would have had to make it for Philippe. He was outrageously funny and good natured. Andy told me Philippe was honest and had a knack for getting top dollar for his paintings.
Philippe asked me if I was gay. I said no. "I was hoping that you had taken after Andy. I don't know if horse cocks are genetic. If it is you are a lucky guy," he said.
"Uncle Andy's hung?"
"Well, let's just say the Trojan horse would be jealous," Philippe said.
Uncle Andy was a big man, but I hadn't thought of him as being big down there. My cock was big and I wondered it was due to Uncle Andy's genes. Since there was no way I would ever see his cock, it was of little interest.
A day later, the situation changed. Uncle Andy slipped taking a shower and almost fell. He caught himself and sprained his right hand. It wasn't a bad sprain but it worried hm. He wouldn't be able to paint if he hurt his hand. From then on I had to be in the shower with him.
The first time I helped him, I saw his cock. It was everything Philippe said it was. Uncle Andy took one look at me and he smiled.
"Damn, you inherited daddy's cock!" Andy said. "I thought I was the last one to get it!"
My Uncle was a bit unstable and I had to concentrate on keeping him from falling. I had no time to think about his cock. However, I found myself thinking about his cock for much of the night. I had some odd dreams about it. While they were unsettling, they certainly weren't nightmares.
The next morning Uncle Andy was more stable. He held on to some grab bars and I did the washing. That worked well from a safety point of view. I also had a chance to feel his genitals. He wasn't shy. I planned to just wash him, but soap, warm water had an effect on him and on me.
I was briefly uncomfortable, but Uncle Andy was unworried and it wasn't a problem. He didn't mind at all. His relaxed attitude spread to me. When I dried him off and helped him dress we talked.
"I got a little carried away," I said.
"We're all guys here, that sort of thing happens," Andy said. "To tell you the truth, I've been with guys who were much more carried away and who had less to show for it than you do. It's a bit odd to be with a guy who is as well-equipped as you are."
"I'm embarrassed." I said.
"Hell, most men would love to have what you are packing!" Andy said. "Someone said you can't be too thin or too rich. You can add too well-hung to that list."
The next day, he held on to the grab bars again and I did the washing. I did his genitals. "Don't worry," Andy said. "We're all men here and we all have the same equipment. Don't worry I get a little excited. We all know that happens sometimes."
"I don't want to embarrass you," I said.
"I think I may be too old to get embarrassed," Andy replied. "If I get excited, just pretend you didn't notice." As before it turned out warm water, soap and oversized genitals seemed to have encouraged excitement. I guess you could say Andy's cock was really clean by the time he dried off. His cock belonged in a medical museum.
I got hard too, but since Andy was so at ease with his own erection, I didn't feel uneasy or embarrassed. I wasn't as big as Andy, but I was closer than I suspected. I looked good. Andy didn't say anything, but he noticed. You couldn't avoid noticing.
That morning we had a sitting for a portrait. Elizabeth Delaney was the wife of a Senator. She was in her fifties and was attractive. She was a cheerful, outgoing woman and pleasant to be with. Andy did a quick oil sketch in two hours. I was there toting and fetching and making sure Andy remembered to sit down once and a while.
The preliminary sketch was stunning. It didn't seem that sketchy to me. It was beautiful, fresh, colorful and elegant. It also was Mrs. Delaney. You could see her personality in the painted image. It was a psychological as well as a physical portrait of her.
The Senator came to pick her up. He seems distracted, but extremely solicitous of his wife. When his wife went to change clothes, she was wearing an evening dress in the portrait, the senator looked at the sketch. He cried. But got himself together again by the time she returned. Later Andy told me Mrs. Delaney had terminal cancer. "Don't mention the incident with the senator to anyone. That includes Philippe!" he told me. "They deserve privacy." Andy didn't do that many portraits and this was a special favor. Philippe listed special favors at $150,000.00. My folks would have been deeply shocked.
That day Andy had a shower before bed. I seemed to have become more comfortable with the situation. I was okay being naked with him. Nudity wasn't a problem for Andy. He had been with nude models most of his life. Nudity wasn't characteristic of Chemistry majors.
"Don, we need to have a little talk," Uncle Andy said as we dried off. "This is fun, but it's frustrating. I think we need to piss or get off the pot." I must have looked shocked.
He smiled. "I think that was a particularly bad analogy," he said. "Some men like foreplay and the anticipation of sex. That turns them on big time. Well, I'm one of those guys that likes sex, not foreplay. I'm not after a meaningful inter personal relationships. I like sex. I'd like to either do more with you or nothing. I hope I haven't offended you. You have been a great help to me."
"I understand," I said. "That makes perfect sense. I'm really inexperienced. I've never done anything like this before."
"You're 23 aren't you?" he asked. "Are you straight?"
"I've never been with a women sexually," I said. "I really like feeling you cock in the shower. It was exciting."
"You may end up with a woman. Life is never as simple as it seems. I had a long affair with my model. That turned out to be love not sex. You can never be sure when Cupid's little dart will hit," he said. "If you want experience, I have it. Philippe said I may have invented some new form of sex."
"I'm not sure," I said. I reached over and fondled his genitals. That was not the right way to say I wasn't interested.
"For some people sex is part of a grand passion, a search for the one and only true love. For me sex is just sex. It is lots of fun, lots of lust and release, but it's just sex," he said. "My grand passions lie elsewhere." We were in his bedroom surrounded my murals and paintings. I understood.
At first Uncle Andy's thoughts about sex were the opposite of what I thought. Of course my thoughts about sex were just that, thoughts. I had no sexual experience. Andy was experienced. I fell asleep thinking about him. The next day was Saturday and Uncle Andy took the day off. There were no sittings scheduled.
I help him with the shower as before. He was sitting on the edge of bed after when he leaned forward and snagged my cock. I jumped a little and then got closer to him so he could get more of it. I knew nothing about sex, but I assumed having your cock sucked would be good. It was. I hadn't anticipated the effect his bushy beard and mustache would have. They cushioned my balls.
I also hadn't anticipated his reaction. His cock had firmed up in the shower, but now he was fully erect. It looked as if it belonged in a museum. The erect organ turned Andy from being a kindly and eccentric old uncle into a sexual being. He became attractive. He wasn't attractive physically, he was still a big, hairy old man; he was attractive in the sense that I was drawn to him. I wasn't just drawn to him, I was drawn to his cock. I wanted to get close to it, smell it, taste it and experience it.
I pulled away from his mouth and got on my knees to inspect his organ. It was a sex magnet to me. He had a big cock head, bisected by a wide slit. I licked his balls and the shaft, but the head beckoned to me. It began to drip. That was too much, I took the entire cock head into my mouth. The second I tasted his cock and the sex juices I went crazy.
"You'll let me know when you are about to shoot?" I asked when I calmed down enough to think.
"Of course I will," Andy replied. "You don't know it yet, but by the time I'm ready to pop, you aren't going to care!"
I didn't believe that for one minute, but he was right. I discover that sucking an excited cock does nothing to reduce your own excitement. The juices he oozed served as an aphrodisiac. When he told me he was going to pop, I felt as if I deserved to take it. I had worked hard to coax it from his balls and I wanted it.
Uncle Andy was a big shooter and I had a mouthful. I was sure if I would like it. My mind was thinking it would be gross. Another part of my anatomy was excited. I soon discovered that sexual excitement beats the brain every time. I wouldn't say I loved the taste, but I suspected I would grow to like it more. I really wanted to do it again. It was breakfast time so I went to make it.
Andy had a normal day and the early morning orgasms didn't affect his work. That afternoon an old friend, Carlo, came to visit us. Carlo was a sculptor. It didn't take me much time to realize Andy and Carlo were friends with benefits.We talked a while and then he went to the bathroom.
"Carlo thinks you're are nice. He wanted to know if you were with the program," Uncle Andy said.
"What did you tell him?"
"I told him I didn't know," he replied. "I didn't want to get you into anything you weren't comfortable with."
"I appreciate that," I said. "What is he like?"
"He's a good man who likes younger men," Andy said. "He's not a sex maniac, but he sure likes sex. We've known each other for years." Reading between the lines, I figured out my visit had cramped Uncle Andy's sexual style. He had curtailed it in deference to me. I asked if I could play it by ear. He said that was fine.
"I wouldn't mind tasting your cream again, is Carlo into that?" I asked. That surprised me. His semen seemed to get more attractive as I thought about it.
Uncle Andy looked at me. "You'd like a little family home brew?" he asked. I nodded. He leaned close to me. "Carlo likes to take it in the ass. He not into swallowing." He leaned even closer to me. "You look a lot like my Grand Daddy. You cock looks like his too. He used to bathe in a pond during the summer. We were a hillbilly family mostly of boys. Your momma was the only girl. Your Grand Daddy made sure she was raised right like a lady." He paused. "Would you mind if I sampled your special sauce some time?"
"Your Uncle Dave said mine tasted like Grand Daddy's did. Dave died in Viet Nam, but he got around some." Our conversation ended when Carlo returned. Carlo was a rectangular man dressed in overalls and a plaid shirt. He wasn't particularly tall, but he seemed massive. He liked granite and he looked as if he could beat the hard stone into obedience. He went to Andy's studio and they discussed the painting in the works.
I sat on the models chair as the talked.
"Has you nephew been immortalized in clay? Carlo asked.
"No, I think a snapshot is as close to immortality as he has come," Andy said.
"Would you mind posing for me?" Carlo asked me.
"No problem," I said, "When?"
"How about here and now? Do you mind Andy?" Carlo asked.
"Not at all," Andy said. "Do you want him nude?"
Carlo looked at Andy with pity in his eyes. I said nude wasn't a problem for me.
I stripped and Carlo got some clay from Andy's storage containers. He also has a small wire armature of a human figure. Andy got out a canvas. He started painting. I knew Andy painted quickly. His works were noted for their spontaneity. Carlo worked quickly too. Fifteen minutes late there was something that looked like a man in place of the metal form. It was late afternoon and the room was warm.
I was getting stiff so they took a break. Uncle Andy had taken off his shirt by then. His oil sketch was impressive. While Carlo's figurine was only 12 inches high. It no longer looked like a hunk of clay, it looked like me.
"It's hot in here. You don't mind an informal dress code?" Carlo asked.
"It's no problem for me, "I said.
They worked for another hour. Andy went off to get something cool to drink. I went over to Carlo. The sculpture was beautiful. I said so.
"You are a handsome man, very easy model," he replied. He had a thick uncut cut cock nestled in his thick bush. I looked at it and saw he was half hard. "I am an enthusiastic man," he said. I reached out and stoked his organ.
"There is nothing wrong with a little enthusiasm," I said. Uncle Andy returned.
"Well, I see you boys have exchanged the secret handshake!" he said. We drank the beers, and talked about the painting and sculpture. Carlo was an affectionate man and not afraid to show his emotions. Andy I are both reserved even during sex. All ended up of a couch going at it hot and heavy. Carlo brought out Andy's lusty side.
I was sucking Carlo's thick member as he sucked Andy. Eventually they kissed and I could attend to both of their organs. I was trying to suck both men with my tongue between their oozing slits. I may have imagined this but Andy was oozing buckets. That excited me.
Carlo wasn't shy had he just told me what he wanted. He wanted me in his ass. I soon realized that Uncle Andy was no sexual shrinking violet. He was helpful. My trip up Carlo's posterior was an unmitigated success. I got carried away with it and fucked him like a mad man. Much to my embarrassment I shot off quickly. Carlo took that as a tribute to his attractiveness. When I pulled out, and Carlo turned over I saw thick, white cream was still flowing from his cock. The fun had not all been mine. Carlo had to go to an opening that night and he left shortly. Andy needed to rest. I needed a rest too.
That night after dinner Uncle Andy and I talked. "I feel embarrassed about this afternoon. I lost control," I said. "I hope I didn't embarrass you."
"Don, I think you have a misunderstanding about sex. It's not dignified and refined," Andy said. "It's probably the most intense feeling we human beings can experience. I don't think that's by accident. I think it is part of a grand scheme to make sure we didn't forget to reproduce."
"I don't think Carlo is going to have my baby!" I said.
Andy smiled. "I'm firmly of the belief that when our cave man ancestors went out on hunting trips, a little fun under the furs at night with your pals was a good thing," Uncle Andy said. "Jerking off is good, but it's always better with a pal. You would have to a very dense cave man not to know that."
"You may be right about that," I said.
"When you are fucking a pal, you should be thinking about your cock and your pal's ass," Andy explained. "Have you ever fucked a woman who was worried about her makeup? You should be hot and sweaty and your cock should be oozing sticky stuff. I know some guys don't ooze much, but it's better for me when they do. You know they are having a good time! Enjoying yourself and making sure you partner enjoys himself is the key. "
"I really like yours," I said. "I didn't expect that, but I do. You were oozing buckets when Carlo was kissing you."
"You know my secret. I talk big about letting it all hang out, but Carlo really gets me going," he replied. "I hope it didn't bother you."
"Oh no, I liked it. It turned me on."
"Well, it turned me on when you were pounding away on Carlo's ass," he said. "It's good to watch a guy going all out!" I felt better after the conversation. I didn't know all the rules, and Andy reassured me.
The next morning I seemed to be more relaxed about being with Uncle Andy. Somehow my ideas about what was and was not acceptable sexual behavior changed. I helped Andy shower, and Andy sucked me as he fingered my ass. I almost passed out it felt so good.
"Now you know what you were rubbing in Carlo's ass yesterday," Andy said as he stoked my tender prostate. "You rubbed Carlo's nut until he couldn't stand it anymore and then you gave it a sperm bath. It was good when you released your load, wasn't it?" he didn't wait for an answer, he knew it already.
I was a quiet hot day so we didn't do much. At the end of the afternoon I found myself with his cock deep in my ass. He had already shot off once and I was using my sphincter to coax it back to life. His cock was big and thick and it hadn't been that easy, but once he was in it was a perfect fit.
I hadn't expected the total sexual connection, the total involvement. His cock had turned my world into a Technicolor, 3-D experience. What I had thought of as sex, became simply a prelude, an overture to the penetration.
While he was in me, I existed only for sex and sexual pleasure. Everything else seemed minor and insignificant. I was frightened it was so good. I feared my career in was over and had been replaced by a new life as a sex toy.
That didn't happen. As soon as I pulled of his cock, but life reverted to the way it had been before. Fortunately every time I took my place on his cock, I returned to the sexual fantasy land that was Uncle Andy's cock. That summer we shared everything two men can share